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Old one is slightly dead, decided to make a new onefor those who were too late to get a reply
>>27445343
btfo fedora
what existed before
checkmate athiests
>>27445457
What existed before god created the universe?
>Checkmate creationists
>>27445343
Posting an old one since template isn't posted.
So we all know that girls bully each other, but WHY do they bully each other?
>>27445244
Go back to /co/
>>27445244
So they don't get bullied themselves.
>>27445244
Insecurity. They want all girls to be self-aware off all the things they hate about themselves.
A thousand miles seems pretty far but they've got planes and trains and cars
>>27445227
Ohhhhh it's what you do to me!
You be good
And don't you miss me
but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do.
Sometimes it just gets to me, that we will die some day and the thought that we will be nothing, absolutely nothing, destroys me. I hate it. It makes me appreciate what I have. Just looking at my window makes me happy. And yet some day, my brain will stop working, I will be nothing. Nothing! Just out of nowhere you don't exist no more. I want to be immortal, fuck! Why aren't we perfect? It's so scary, that one day we won't be. Fuck fuck fuck it's scary! I've told myself, to not be afraid of death, countless times and yet it just gets me sometimes. It's not like something bad even happened to me recently, no. I was just thinking that even the Demi-humans from Ajin must be scared of their natural death and it got to me. I just imagine being a rotten body, and yet not existing. Once I die everything will stop existing to me, in the end I'm all that matters to me. It sucks, really, but that's how it is. Even if I'm as happy as I could be, say I get a perfect wife and what not, in the end it won't even matter. There is no heaven or hell for me to go to. Even endless torture in hell would be better than nothing. I watched Creed today. Maybe that was a part of why I started thinking about this shit. It's not a depressing movie on it's own, not at all, but the theme of death... fuck I hate it. I'm sorry for writing here, I never even come to r9k I just couldn't think of another place to vent. You're all autistic bastards and I don't even know why I wrote all of this.
I want to do something with my life. Even if it's worthless. Spending all of my free time on my computer, I hate it. I don't want this. Fuck, poor animals have it even worse than us. How bad would it be if we had the life span of a cats or dogs? And yet how cool would it be if we were perfect and immortal? Honestly somewhere in this universe, lucky bastards like that exist: billion times smarter than us, immortal and who knows that not. Fuck this gay cycle of life and death. Just what is it like, to be dead, to be nothing? How scary is that? One day you'll just go to sleep and not wake up ever again.
I was like you for a good several months. Nonstop thoughts of death. You're just gone. I would panic myself and flip between believing in God and believing nothing happens. These days, with the more I see and experience, nothing happens. With luck the Christians or Hindus are right. Best case scenario is Heaven or reincarnation.
But, weed has helped tremendously. After awhile I just stopped thinking about it and accepted it. Its unavoidable and everybody is going to go through it. For me that's comforting.
The idea of not-existing anymore, all of my problems going away and my shit life ceasing to exist feels incredibly comfy to me, desu.
>be me
>know a girl on the internet
>start talking
>she's smart, funny and super sweet
>getting along really well
>keep talking for few days
>she seems very into me
>turns out to be a 8/10 green eyed qt
>still write to me even if we exchanged pics (i thought i were ugly)
>lives pretty near to me too
So everything cool? No. The more i talk to her the more i discover she's just another basic bitch. I know that all women are low quality human being since i was 17, but somehow i keep trying and trying, and i lose too much time in this and feel pretty stupid.
So robots how do i kill the hope of finding a good girl forever? I just wanna get to the point where i loose all the non-sexual interest for any woman.
I'm tired of seeing these threads.
No one gives a fuck. Not one person. It does not affect anyones lives whether or not you fuck her or dont.
So just fuck off
>>27445118
can you describe how she is a bitch maybe green text it.
>>27445118
>where i loose
>loose
Is Zach Braff a hideously ugly -4/10 freak?
Someone told me I look like him. I should kill myself, shouldn't I?
Zach looks a bit like JonTron in that gif.
Do you also look like JonTron? Post pics for us to see, OP.
We want to see your "ugly" face.
>>27444928
Zach is actually pretty handsome imho
>>27444984
I'm not attention whoring, so no pic. I look nothing like JonTron though. Just rate Braff and advise me on suicide methods, senpai.
How to get over unrequited love?
I'm still trying to figure that one out, anon.
>>27444886
>>27444932
By breaking down and redefining what love means.
>>27445012
Obsession with someone else.
>this guy has a gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo4xNzoGCv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDyxaD0-8lw
>you don't
what's your excuse, r9k
I just don't.
>>27444735
might as well kill yourself then lmao get a gf/
Fake and gay op is gagging on Dick
ITT Music you're listening to right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDkdZ6QvXY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vlONStHIBUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3MWho /JoJo/ here
>>27444451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLHScgTJ9eQ
>fap normally for a few days
>tease a lewd boy
>can't stop fapping now
What's wrong with my body and why does it feel so much better when you tease a boy?
Tease me.
>>27444265
I dunno if you're the kinda boy I like
>>27444294
That's tragic. It sounds like something I'd like.
5'5 manlet reporting in tfw your 21 and some teenager girls show interest in you. Post your stories
So? I'm 32, baldind and 6'2" and teenage girls still give me the second and third look.
>>27444429
really? I find it a bit odd, since I was ignored when I was a lot younger
>>27444429
they love guys with dad bods apparently
bread shaped like a rose
That's nice
Thanks for sharing this cool picture
>>27443773
mfw too pretty to be eaten
that looks really great
would be amazing to have for breakfast along with some jam
would be even better if you could share it with a lovely wife
Good news Britfag NEET's!
Since it's a bank holiday tomorrow we don't have to go to the job center!
>>27443658
>Britfag
>center
pick one
Oh wagecucks. When will they ever learn.
>jobcentre
topkuk. I haven't left the house in 8 months
>Cutie in my colllege class.
>Talked to her a couple of times and it went pretty well, she doesn't seem to be repulsed by me.
>Want to send her a request on facebook but too scared.
>Try and befriend everybody I know in her friends list hoping that maybe I'd show up in her friend suggestions and she would decide to send me an invite.
>A week passes and nothing happens.
What should I do robots? Should I say fuck it and send her a friend request? But then if she ignores me I'd so fucking embarassed I won't be able to look her in the eyes anymore.
Also how fucking pathetic am I right? I'm a 21 year old who cant even manage to befriend a girl on facebook let alone ask for her number.
>>27443638
You're a fucking creepy shit using facebook to get your foot in the door
lmfao what dweeb
>>27443654
agree.
>>27443638
i mean damn nigga. just send the friend request, its literally the point of the website.
Just send the request. What is there to lose my man
Is it really so bad to kill yourself? I have no future and no reason to live. I'm such a weak human being. No one I care about will miss me. I've lived a life where pain has vastly outweighed pleasure. Is wrong to just end the suffering?
>>27443234
Any good MMOS to play I'm looking for something new thats out but they are all shit, if you an hero can I have ya stuff?
>>27443262
I don't play MMOs anymore. Not that I'd give you my shit anyway.
>>27443312
Well suck it easy and kill ya self you pathetic little fuck
