To the lurkers: No, we aren't still virgins in our 20's, nobody is unless you are a monk or something
It's just a running joke
>>27452816
For you atleast
But Anon, I'm a 25 year old virgin.
speak for yourself faggot faggot
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
THESE WOUNDS
>>27452807
THEY WILL
NOT HEAL
IT STARTS WlTH
>>27452830
ME
originllo
.
>tfw smoking weed isn't fun anymore
still do it all day erryday tho...
You should relax frog poster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PmUrrAkYfg
become a vape god
im on my second day not smoking after literal years of smoking all day every day. idk how it happened, i have money i could easily spend but i just don't really want to. i don't want to get high wtf
BEATING ME DOWN
BEATING ME BEATING ME DOWN DOWN
INTO THE GROUND
SCREAMING SO SLOW
BEATING ME BEATING ME DOWN DOWN
INTO THE GROUND
I CAN SEE
I CAN SEE
I'M GOING BLIND
IM BLIIIIIND
>>27452662
good taste op
original
Dammit anon
KoRn was my jam back in my angsty days
JAY COMMITTED SUICIDE
Who is Jay
?
Anon OD'd and died
>>27452909
if onIy
Dubs decides how i kill myself
Will post proof, faggots.
You were my only friends, so give me my way outta here.
you will let me hug you to death
>>27452511
Take a lot of meth
starvation
slow and steady wins the race
You were right, /r9k/. Right about everything.
truth hurts huh
well literally everything has been posted on /r9k/
so yeah, correctness was in there somewhere
/r9k/ is wrong about pretty much everything but it's still fun to shitpost here
>18
>5'8
>still a virgin
>about to graduate HS as a virgin
Give me one good reason not to pull the trigger right now.
Everyone I know has had sex or at least dated someone.
>>27452469
I'm commuting suicide by military if you want my way of couping with my failures as a human being
>>27452469
>wanting to kill yourself because you haven't had sex at 18
>>27452574
All of my friends have had sex.
I've never even dated a girl.
I haven't had a real conversation with a girl since freshman year
I live in the most liberal "sex-positive" feminist area of the United States where /pol/ degeneracy memes come to life and women have no qualms having sex with anyone they find good looking. I work out, I go to the gym every day, run 2 miles, do 100 pushups before bed, shower, dress well, I even have a fucking six pack so its not like I'm bad looking...
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So basically throughout my entire shitty childhood my brain was basting in stress hormones, like cortisol.
Apparently this has long-term effects on your brain development; leads to anger issues and greater than normal alienation from society and reality.
I've become mentally stunted, misanthropic, paranoid, fearful and drug dependant.
I blame my dad, the people who used to beat my ass at school, and myself in roughly that order
How about you guys?
No, a recent trauma made me retarded.
>be me
>21
>Albert Hoffman day
>Me and a group of university friends decide to drop some strong shit
>Dropthestrongshit
>30 minutes later I was tripping crazy balls
>Nausea, visuals, some sort of calm anxiety
>one guy says "hey let's all go to my room"
>Kay, 10 guys and completely fucked up locked in a room what could possibly go wrong
>there
>Everybody just tripping, saying their characteristic shit
>sudden collective catharsis, everybody laughing intensely about the characteristic shit everybody says
>it becomes an orgy of egos, everybody just dissing everybodys' trips
>laughing like maniacs
>sudden realisation of how shitty all these people are
>pull the "better go card", realise some of the girls are also unconfortable
>completely mental midnight subway ride, full of disgusting poor people , probably afraid of me, probably just secretly laughing. Who cares, I'm fucking paranoid by now.
>All my defects are 1000% clear, all my masks were exposed to me the way everybody saw them.
After that trip, everybody continued to gather, except for me. Call me a pussy but it was a way extreme epiphany for me. Now I am 24 and still trying to bury those corpses one by one.
I hit my head hard when I was a kid, it was all downhill from there
>>27452808
same here, fell backwards playing basketball on some concrete. completely changed my personality and energy level.
Right this moment, millions of people across the globe are peeing. Just think of all those collective streams.
I'm peeing AND shitting. RIGHT NOW!
I'll take a picture when I'm done.
>>27452443
thank you anon I feel a little happier
Every day there are billions of shits excreted globally.
>bite into chocolate easter bunny from mummy
>it's hollow
hollow is the best, my dude
solid makes me sick
>>27452311
Just inject it with caramel.
>>27452325
Hollow bunnies basically say "I only gave this to you out of obligation for the holiday". People who are truly loved get solid bunnies.
Hit me hard with your words anons
I want to feel the burn
>>27452283
shut up
lol
XD
fuck you nigger shit cock ass
you aint shit faggot
I want to rub my scrotum on her face and ejaculate in her rabbit pussy.
>>27452253
I force her to repeatedly multiply while calling her cute
>>27452253
I know buddy
I know
But Why?original
stop being slow edition
>tfw IoneIy ;_;
>live in Streatham
>>27452651
Never been. Sounds awful though
>Anon I'm nervous, nobody's ever touched me there before...
>This is your first time too? Thank goodness, does that mean I'm special?
>It huuuurts, I'll hold on for you anon.
>Cccould... you kiss me.... please?
>Anon your thing feels so warm, please keep it inside.
>Eaaaaah, it's moving around!
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>>27452097
Then why did you make this thread OP?
>>27452097
>Thank goodness, does that mean I'm special?
>your thing feels so warm, please keep it inside.
>Eaaaaah, it's moving around!
really nigga
>>27452146
He's a weeaboo, he doesn't know better.