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Things normies say.
>You just gotta get out more and all your problems will fade away!
>oh yeahhh uhhhh oh yeah later bruh like yeah uhhhh oohhhh yeah
seriously why do normies have to speak like this, all the 'like' and 'ohhh'
>college is the best thing in everyone's life, anon. You'll love it i promise
>don't worry anon, college will eventually get better. You just wait
>>27457559
my mum and her friends tell me i'm a handsome boy, can i trust them?
i really need a rate on my face but i don't wanna post it incase someone irl notices me
What does a girl mean when she calls a guy "cute" vs "hot"?
>>27457353
Cute is essentially the equivalent for when you call a girl pretty.
Hot is hot, obviously.
>>27457353
Cute means she has no interest in you, but wants to keep you strung along as her beta orbiter.
Hot means you're Chad
>>27457387
Fucking this
/threadoriginal comment you robot fag
I SEE NO CHANGES
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I ASK MYSELF
IS LIFE WORTH LIVIN - SHOULD I BLAST MYSELF?
I'M TIRED OF BEING SHITTY, EVEN WORSE, I'M FAT
MY PENIS HURTS, BUT I'M LOOKING FOR SOME PICS TO FAP
SLUTS GIVE A DAMN ABOUT A MEME, YO
BUY A GLOCK AND PULL THE TRIGGER, I'M A(N) HERO.
WAGE KEKS GOT A JOB, WHO THE HELL CARES?
GETTIN' CHECKS EVERY MONTH FROM THE WELFARE
STARTED SMOKIN DOPE CUZ I DON'T WANNA SUFFER
MURDER PACT WITH A FRIEND, GONNA KILL EACHOTHER
IT'S TIME TO FIGHT BACK, THAT'S WHAT ELLIOT SAD
SUICIDE BY COP, NOW ELLY'S DEAD
I WANT A WIFE, AND A MOTHER (ooOOOohh)
BUT I CAN NEVER GET NO LOVE, UNLESS I *PAY* FOR A LOVER.
WE GOTTA START MAKIN' CHANGES
LEARN TO SEE ME AS A HUMAN, NOT A FAT UGLY STRANGER
THAT AIN'T HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
HOW CAN A WOMAN BE A HOOKER, IF SHE'S CLOSE TO ME?
I'd love to go back to when we played as kids, but I'm a robot
And that's the way it is.
9/10 tbhwy fampai bro
>>27457334
That's quite a rabbit, anon.
I would definitely pet it.
Spectacular, sick beats neetpac
I just convinced one of my black friends to fuck my girlfriend and she's totally down. Convince me to change my mind. I'm conflicted.
Once she goes black, she'll never go back. You fucking cuck.
you're a cuck at heart. great job! please remove yourself from the gene pool.
I'd rather suck that cock and feel it throb and bust in my mouth.
Then again, i'm a big faggot.
>22 y/o
>eye cripple
>kissless virgin
>good degree under my belt and am doing graduate at a really good school.
No girl is ever going to love me because basic darwinian evolution makes me unattractive (your subconscious doesn't want blind kids)
How do I kill the need for emotional support so. Can focus on career? I can make money, but no one will love me so I want to focus on money and I'll buy hedonism, but you can't buy real love so how do I kill that need?
Here's a tip. Get good.
Quit your self loathing and stop this crybaby mentality.
If you're going to uni, just look around and you'll meet somebody.
>>27458031
I finished Uni without meeting anybody. I'm in law school now.
Are your eye problems genetic? Why not adopt?
What's it like being a wageslave?
Not joking, I'm not a NEET, I just inherited a large sum of money and have never have and never will have to work in my entire life.
I just can't imagine what it must be like working 8 hours a day for 5 days a week for someone else. Making someone else a fortune just so you can take home enough to get by. It's just alien to me.
Is it as bad as it sounds or do NEETs exaggerate?
Honestly it really depends. If you get a job doing something you are interested in, it can be very fulfilling and rewarding. If you work in a shitty environment for shitty pay just because you have to, of course you will have a bad time.
What do you plan to do with your free time, OP?
>>27457223
>Is it as bad as it sounds or do NEETs exaggerate?
more than that the threads are bullshit. if you call them out on anything its "LOL WAGEKEK MAD"
I work as a machinist and its alright, I Just listen to NPR while running a machine from 8 to 4
>>27457223
Well first off, it's usually much more than 8 hours, especially if you add up time spent preparing for and commuting to work. It's pretty much the most dehumanizing and pathetic existence imaginable, but the only alternative is starving to death in a cold alley somewhere.
Pedophilia is about beauty not power. You are attracted to children because they are beautiful.
very true, op
It's about purity and innocence I believe
People who act on their urges should be gassed though
>>27457196
Nah; from what I've read, it's always about power, and the desire for pleasure no matter how much damage you cause to your partner.
>tfw no used panties to fall asleep with
no, but i really want to. I'd feel like too much of a creep to buy them though. id never know who actually wore them anyway.
>>27457146
>Have you ever sniffed, licked or jacked with some used panties?
yeah
it wasnt that exciting
they were soft though
honestly it was a waste of time
>>27457163
Gotta get them fresh out of the laundry
what's the easiest way to get physical contact from a girl? like cuddling and stuff
I can't go to a prostitute because I'm black. I'm lightskin tho but they don't care
Just talk to girls. Be confident in yourself, put effort into hygiene, and approach a few girls and hit on them.
>>27457285
- T. Chadmoyer
just lift and be yourself, brother
>forced into the world screaming and cold
>the first thing they do to me is lop the most sensitive part of my dick off
>eventually become a slave to money and your sex drive until death
Why are people allowed to reproduce?
>>27457072
because some one has to take care of the elderly
>not making the man tame the lion and chimera
because some people do cool things with their lives
like hitler
Anybody ever gotten good coke in Vancouver? All the shit i've had is garbage.
normalfag get the fuck out
>>27457086
holy shit dude... i'm not a normalfag
sometimes on weekends i get a gram of coke and some beer and snort it alone in my apartment watching miami vice
the shit i get now fucks up my nose and i have to snort a lot of it to get high
My friend told me about a a girl on here in a "post your area code" thread that he met, and now I want to meet her again. They both had a 604 area code and I used the email [email protected]. Please come talk me, I would really like to talk to you.
>>27457049
C U C K
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KEKIE CHEESE
>>27457074
Spetti Fuggetti is my real SMITH!
This is the archive of the thread that they met in.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27005793
What is that haircut called?
"the chad"
>>27457040
Young Stalinoriginal desu
>>27457040
The Faggot
How come women always overestimate how worthy and attractive they are? They all literally think they're 8/10 or above.
They all think they can rightfully get with Chad.
because every girl is special and they DESERVE the man of their dreams
>>27456950
Girls think just because Chad used them once for a quick and pump and dump it means he will date them. They don't realize he will pump and dump that vast majority of females but date a select few very high quality females.
with women you either get an overly confident delusional nut job, or a girl with such low confidence that she literally thinks she's the ugliest thing to ever walk the face of the earth
there's not much middle ground with them
Guys I need advice. So my roommate is gay and he just asked me to leave. Second time it's happened. First time I was gone for an hour so it was okay. Didn't mind too much. But now he wants like 3 hours. How do I say no without being a dick?
>>27456854
Set the house on fire
Say no and don't be a dick.
tell him to go get aids and die
