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We all know websites that have sizeable communities are targeted by different groups to try and dominate discussions, form opinions, etc. But those things all have to be done by humans, which takes time and employees.
As AI gets better we're soon going to have to deal with actual shillbots fucking up the internet. The different hiveminds of the internet will be dominated by different groups that want to box people into certain ways of thinking. The internet will become even more fake. It could get to a point where it's impossible to tell apart a bot from a real person. This is going to happen, if it's not already.
Related thoughts:
Imagine if someone figured out how to harness the power of social media outrage to ruin lives of anyone they choose. The outrage and even events and proof could all be artificial but it becomes real as people take the bait. Imagine something like black lives matter being whipped up over an event that never took place.
Imagine a future where "shadowbanning" extends beyond single websites. You could be partitioned off into an internet curated for you where only bots reside and you would never know.
that's really hot - if you want you can join me in my private cam-chat
you'll have to register on the site with a credit card but it will be totally worth it
>>27454322
Companies already use persona management software to astroturf, but if that becomes automated using AI that learns we are going to be in big trouble. Anything and anyone can be controlled, surveillance is going to be outdated.
>>27454322
Just look for his batteries retard
Who else /hates their friends/ here?
These guys are in their early 20s by the way.
>one guy literally shouts GET SHREKD, recites entire scripts of Adam Sandler movies, and keeps on showing me old memes on his cellphone
>one guy unironically calls himself Gambit, and tells people " The names Gambit, remember it.", throws playing cards around at people, and unironically listens to slipknot. He's black.
>one guy broke up with his girlfriend because she wouldnt call him "Little Mac" from Smash Bros.
>one guy makes "memes" of all his friends by stealing their facebook photos and "memeing" them without any consent.
I mean, Im robot as fuck but why are normies this autistic?
Why cant i just find normal people?
>>27454281
How are they your friends in the first place?
>>27454281
>"Im robot as fuck"
>Has friends .
GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!! OUT!!!! OUT!!!! OUT!!! HOLY FUCK, GET OUT!!!!!!!
>>27454381
they started talking to me at campus and we went out to get food.
they keep trying to invite me out.
>>27454430
i havent spoken to them in over 5 months, havent left my room in a week, and have piss bottles i chucked out the back window into my yard.
Has anyone tried to go without the internet for a week?
I just remember a time where I could go outside and just simply feel content with just wandering around. Now I spend`over 12 hours a day just glued to a screen and the thought of being without leaves me feeling lost and down, which it shouldn't.
To be honest with you, I can't remember a time where I have just existed in the moment, rather than using these sort of distractions. Even when cooking food, or going to the toilet I will have my laptop with me.
For the first time I feel like maybe a lot of my problems stem from the over-use of the internet.
Usually when I do this I just play video games the whole time
But it's still a nice escape from reality
It's nice to just forget about yourself and everyone else sometimes
>>27453266
Internet addiction and digital hoarding are real, anon. We're digital dopamine cucks
>>27455133
I have a pretty big hoard of unsorted pictures and webms I save here.
I even saved your picture right now, just because it loked cute.
>tfw wide hips
Any other brobots cursed with wide hips?
I don't know about my hips but my thighs are pretty thick and my legs are knocked and it sucks because my legs look stupid. Whenever I see knocked knees I feel sorry for the person.
>>>/soc/
Faggots after validation.
>>27452973
Brah. Who gives a shit about thighs. It's all about the BBC (big bulky calves). It's what all women want.
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I ASK MYSELF
IS LIFE WORTH LIVIN OR SHOULD I BLAST MYSELF
I made a G today
Don't ever blast yourself just blast your enemies my nig
>>27452127
BUT YOU MADE IT IN A SLEEZY WAY.
is anyone else fascinated with extremely attractive guys? Like the answer to all women problems are in they're face?
>>27448766
that guy is gay-as-fuck. if you didnt know that just by looking at him and the way he dresses & stands, your gaydar is broken.
>>27448766
kill yerself fagit
I'm one of those guys in real life...
and like everything else in life, it's never how you expect it to be. the reality is different.
Of course I know I can't change your mind and you will still keep on believing that all your problems are on your face while thinking extremely attractive men get it all easy.
>discovered 4chan in 2008
>thought i would outgrow by the time i'm in college or whatever
>still here
>>27456539
>College
Damn, you're as old as fuck. Get the fuck out of here old fart. No one wants you here anyway.
Same...
It comes in intervals, last few months been browsing for hours every day. My life has come to a halt, nothing changes anymore. It hurts to live.
>>27456539
Same, except 2009 here
>Late night 4chan is too slow
i am knowing that feel right now bro
>9:30 am
maybe you are living in a shit timezone senpai
>the only threads getting any posts are the ones you don't like
every night
Sydney, Australia
morning ching-chong.
sooooooooo, how's the revenge coming alone? any cat mutilation fantasies yet, or are you still a little sleepy from bumping your threads all last night.
Any ways, hope this day see you well, and plenty of (You)'s come your way.
>>27456171
Just stop trying, she'll never be yours.
How do I attract women?
Not even in a Chad way, but just to "look cute" for starters.
lift and b urself
Stop watching anime for starters.
>>27456072
You don't attract women. You have to learn how to talk to women and "make moves" on them (e.g. ask them out.) It's actually not that hard if you have friends already.
ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!
oh my fucking god. I am fucking triggered. This mission made me stop playing this game all together.
>>27456016
>>27456045
I'm not memeing to seem cool, I did this mission the first try and never realized that this was the mission everyone was going on about how it's impossible. I must've gotten super lucky
>>27456085
I know what you mean, there's a fine line between being able to do it with no problem and failing over and over
I played through the game three times. One time I passed it in the first try, one time it took about three tries, and one time it took me around ten tries
>tooth hurts whenever you bite down
>this is the time it becomes 600,000,000 times more difficult to resist the urge to bite down
>>27455994
Go to the dentist. Also brush your fucking teeth.
>>27455994
>eating a really good meal
>bite tongue
>rest of meal is ruined because it taste like blood
>>27456013
>implying in an original matter
>5'9" 200lb
>30
>Unemployed
>Community college part-time
>Live with parents
>Lame hobbies (anime, vidya, guns, photography.)
Friends say:
>Dude, you're being too hard on yourself, you could get girls no problem if you just stopped worrying about it.
Fucking normies are so goddamn delusional.
>>27455970
Normies don't understand what it's like to fail at life over and over again.
Did you take that pic anon? It's nice.
>guns
>lame hobbies
>>27455970
>>Friends say:
>>Dude, you're being too hard on yourself, you could get girls no problem if you just stopped worrying about it.
do normies realize how little girls want anything to do with anyone unemployed and living with their parents? I'm 29 and in that same situation, and I don't think they do.
>tfw too scared to post on /soc/
>>27455964
Don't bother. It's not worth it.
>>27455964
Unless you are gay i assume its a huge sausage fest
>Rarely go rate threads
>Always get 6-7
>Rarely get 4's or 8's, both of which I call bullshit on
So I'm slightly above average? Can I get gf?
You have two choices:
>Never have a girlfriend or significant other for as long as you live
Or
>you can have a very loving relationship with any girl you wish, plenty of sex etc.. But she will cuck you once a week for the rest of your relationship. Every relationship you ever have will be this way.
Which do you choose?
Why not just choose the 2nd option and then just not have a GF if you get sick of it
alternatively only have one night stands or something
like there's actually no downside to the second option over the first
>>27455522
>no downsides
>never getting to be in a serious loving relationship with out getting humiliated
Idk anon. Sounds pretty crappy to me.
>>27455591
but in the first scenario you don't get any at all anyways
like the first option is just a subset of the second anyways
