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You guys ever been to one of those deathmatch classic servers lately? It's scary as shit when bots post pre-made messages of have never ending conversations that are still going on to this day if the server is up.
>>27454476
I've watched CS bots play, but I haven't seen this.
What does it sound like?
ice cream? god I love ice cream!
>>27455142
my favorite is chocolate
What was the name of that porn video that was supposed to be full of memes on it?
Meme lover
>>27454507
Thanks my man, anywhere I can watch it free?
>>27454561
give me a minute. would upload the highlights but max file is cucking me.
Why is it that only traps and pornstars wear cute clothes? How come normal women just wear ugly shit all the time?
I swear to go girly clothes are wasted on women.
I know that feel anon, sometimes when I fap to traps and when its because of the clothing they wear sometimes, literally one of the only reason I fap to them, I tell myself, won't it be hotter if it was a girl wearing them instead?
And then I searched out lingerie specific sites, tumblrs, even lingerie clothing sites like yandy, and holy shit was I right, its much better to seek out girls in fetishwear or lingerie on specific sites, or wearing cute clothes, even if its harder to find, especially good clothes, than just looking at traps wearing them, 90% of the time the girl is always hotter in lingerie or some slutty costume.
Pic related http://www.yandy.com/Lace-Trim-Bustier-and-G-String.php-2
Just search yandy and you will find so many high quality images of attractive women in attractive clothes you will be wondering why you even fap to traps desu
>>27455358
That's a good idea anon. Mostly though I'm just upset that I never see them in real life. All the women I talk to only ever wear jeans and hoodies. Feminine clothing, even a blouse or skirt and nylons, it considered "trying too hard" or somehow strange these days.
It's mostly white girls that wear ugly shit all the time. A lot of Asian girls wear cute shit, and I've noticed lately that a lot of black girls do too.
I thought I had yellow fever for ages, and then realized that it's got nothing to do with their race, it's just their clothes, hair, and makeup that do it, and I find white girls with similar style just as attractive.
So i went out with this chick and i found it [s]he was a tranny, and i fucked her anyways... Am i gay?
you fucked a man in makeup and a wig.
seems gay.
>>27454231
You fucked a man.
Gotta come out of the closet now anon. Tell your parents you're gay ASAP
>>27454269
>>27454299
oh well... i guess i have to kill myself now, i must not bring homosexual shame to my family
Well robots, what do you do?
>buying money
>>27454218
>she 20, she 19 in a couple of days
>>27454218
Ok, what does any of that mean?
Thanks for the shirt, uncle anon.
How could I repay you?
:)
Getting a better taste in music you little shit.
I want to cum on Lexee's face
>>27454172
At least it's not as bad as most of /r9k/
>seeing pictures of her with her new boyfriend
So why wasn't I good enough?
you're ugly
possibly overweight
maybe a bit of acne problems
bad teeth?
short?
small dick?
i dunno man
>>27454121
>why wasn't I good enough?
because you have to ask this kinds of questions...
>>27454177
Have none of those
>>27454181
That's such a fucking bullshit circular sentence
Who /happy/ here? What's the secret?
>>27453983
hormones + genetics + circumstances aka environment.
You can control some these to a very limited degree.
you create your own reality.
bratwurst
I went outside today.
Here have a look at the pik i took.
pretty goobie right? am i a norm fag? who kno?
>going outside
>risking death, cancer, and damage
Hahahhahhahjahahs
a better pik sorry i are fukup
show us more beautiful piktures
who /melatonin/ here?
third day straight 2bj
Wait what? Did I miss something? Are we talking about the same melatonin? The one you take before sleepy time? What's with the Cheetos?
So many questions, I feel like opening a thread on /adv/.
>>27453774
Are you the same mother fucker who posted this before? If so, how's it been?
>>27453911
I dropped dead the first time I took it (three pills)
can you OD from this?
how much easier is it to get laid if you have your own house than if you live with your parents?
Okay but where do you stick your dick?
sure man let me just lock my life away financially for 15-30 years....
>>27453826
that does not answer my question
how is kratom?
Never tried it, but I plan to soon. I don't recall, do you smoke it or eat it?
Does it actually have a noticeable effect, or is it basically like smoking green tea?
it's actually pretty fantastic for pain relief IMO, which is nice considering how bullshit hard it is to get pharmaceutical opiates anymore
as for the high it can be pretty good (maybe on par with codeine), some people really seem to get more out of it so ymmv
>>27453771
is it a fun high?
>You recognize your breathing pattern
>You are now consciously inhaling and exhaling
>Have fun
thanks for the reminder I almost died
>You recognize your blinking pattern
>you are now consciously blinking
>have fun
>>27453623
>>27453644
Please die. Please.
Why has society accepted this as the norm, where a bride can ride on chad's cock one last time before her wedding? No wonder divorce rates are reaching record levels.
Feel sorry for the guy being surrounded by man eating whales
>no homo
>>27453759
Why he's the one getting paid not them
>thinking hen parties are real
Watch less porn OP.
Im starting to think sucking a cock looks kind of fun and probably feels kinda good
That doesn't make me gay, does it?
quality post OP
do go on
here is some bisexual inspiration for you
>>27453537
it does, just accept your inner faggot
it does are you fucking 15
![cs-bots[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gaWrXt9.png "cs-bots[1]")
