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i lost my four best friends, my girlfriend, my job, and recently moved back home with my mum and dad, all within a space of 6-8 months.
i had those friends for 10 years and no one else i dont know how to make friends
i dont know what to do im so alone and depressed now i have nothing :(
ive been spending all my money on meth lately and ive gotten to the point where the comedowns are so bad i almost cant go without it...i know im digging myself deeper and deeper but nothing i can do is getting me out of this slump, drugs is the only thing that makes life somewhat happy and tolerable for me but now its not even doing that properly
i feel like a fucking failure...why do i keep trying..
How did you lose those friends?
>>27458893
i wasnt social enough for them, they were all social and going out all the time and i was only able to do that once maybe twice a week and they just started ignoring me and ghosting me
>>27458917
oh man they sound like total buttholes
>walking down the street with my groceries
>three hookers standing around talking down side street where I am
>have to walk through them
>expecting them to say something
>one follows me down the road a little
>"hey little boy... :^)"
>she's younger than I am
REEEE I'm fucking 23 years old. I hate my babyface
Did she seriously think saying something like this would get her a customer?
So... you wanna talk about your baby face or hooker logistics?
>22
>people say i look very young
>had a lady at the bank once ask me for my school card because she thought i was underage
>then played it off and claimed it's a compliment
Die in a fire bitch
>>27458546
and you just kept walking????
I've been stuck in the friendzone for over two years.
Tonight, I was with her and all of her friends at her friends house. They were talking about guy friends and the topic of the friendzone came up. They all talked about guys who have female best friends as being "generally homosexual" and I became offended. They all laughed and some of them said "awe, that's so cute" and then they all proceeded to patronize me, saying that they just meant guys in general and that they weren't talking about me.
Then the girl I'm in love with said something that really pissed me off. She said,
"guys who get stuck in the friendzone are just pussies to chickenshit to make a move."
I was stunned. I sat there in silence for a few minutes watching her receive high fives from two of her friends and then I just got up and walked out of the house. I was so fucking angry I was numb. I just left.
>She has had a boyfriend for two fucking years!! How the fuck am I supposed to make a move if she's always in a relationship!
Now my phone won't stop blowing up. She keeps texting me, asking me why I left. I haven't replied. What do?
>pic related
Holy shit you are a fucking pathetic cretin. She was right. Holy fuck you buttblasted fucking fuckwad. I cant even right out. Holy shit. I hope this is fake.
Holy fuck you ARE a pussy.
>orbiting a girl who is in a relationship
>not telling a girl how you feel as soon as you know how you feel
Every day you don't tell her you love her you're lying by omission that you don't want to fuck her.
>>27458493
Tdt back "you were right so I made a move." Pretend you left to fuck some random bitch and never talk to her until she wants the d
Does /r9k/ like Selena Gomez?
Her face freaks me out. It's like her features are compressed into half of the space they should take up.
I find her physically attractive but I don't care for her music nor acting.
>>27458490
i do not find her physically attractive nor do i care for her music or acting
does anyone else notice how the "universe" or something always stops you in your path of doing something that you probably shouldn't?
like how every time i try to jerk off coincidentally my parents start walking up and down the halls slowing down near my door
or how a couple years ago when i tried to get my sisters nudes off of her phone because her and mum were out for the day and the moment i put it into my computer they just burst through the front door
i would post this on /x/ but it's more likely a LOT of conincidences then something actually paranormal
has this happened to any of you guys?
>>27458461
oh and by the way pls respond
>>27458495
>pls respond
suspend thread...
>>27458461
>start to jerk off
>phone rings
every god damn time
but on the other hand nothing's stopping me from wasting my life on shitposting on 4chan, so...
I need my protein, come on man
Cronulla riots bring back the CRONULLA RIOTS
why did the other sydney, australia thread get deleted?
Worst country in the West, and THE worst on /r9k/. Prove me wrong.
Falling in love at first sight is very feminine behavior. We find this behavior very unattractive.
We want guys who can control their emotions, because guys who can control their emotions will be more likely to not panic during times of emergency and thus, have an increased likelihood of survivability. Our attraction to stoic men is instinctive.
If you would fall in love so easily, then what is that love worth?
Didn't Patrice o' neil say something like this? Relationships are best when the guy likes the girl, and the girl loves him
>>27458354
Do women literally all hate themselves? They want a guy who is everything they are not.
>>27458387
Women are a meme sexuality, it's best to not let them get to you.
Women are over-represented in gender that gives birth.
We need to introduce equality to the field of childbirth.
One in every two women should be denied maternity care, and we should have half of the beds in maternity wards reserved for men. Only once male birth rates increase should women be returned their rights to reproduction.
Women should check their womb-privelege.
I'm actually curious about how many men give birth every year. I'd be curious also about how pregnancy affects their dysphoria, etc.
>>27458360
>I'd be curious also about how pregnancy affects their dysphoria
This would actually be an interesting question.
Many of the transwomen I've met didn't freeze their sperm, because even if it was through artifical insemination they didn't want to be the child's 'father'.
>>27458360
I have a gay cousin who recently got engaged to his partner, who is a transman. They've recently discussed starting a family and I'll be interested in if my cousin's partner will suffer from any dysphoria.
Also, OP, I can guarantee you that if a man wants to give birth there will always be plenty of room for him on the maternity ward. And if he's a US citizen, he'll get the same subpar treatment as the rest of us. It blows my mind that in almost every other country that you get guaranteed paid time off.
Why do you think we turned out the way we did how many browsing /r9k/ were raised by a single mum?
Single mother child here
Im a completely empty defective human
Send me back to the factory for a refund
Yep single mother here.
My brother and sister were older so got time with mum and dad when they were young but my parents split before I was 1. I really think if I had a father in my life things could of been different I could have had confidence, courage I could of been a man instead of a man child I needed my dad to be there for me and he wasn't.
>>27458371
Yep i know that feel dude
I dont even know my fathers name or what he looks like
When people say the word father im automatically distanced from it as its just "one of those things other people have"
I have 2 brothers all to different fathers
Why do women still perpetuate the myth that penis size isn't important?
to keep men in doubt and fear
It really isn't important for a male partner to have a big enough penis. If he can't pleasure her she can always use a toy and do it herself after they have sex.
>>27458323
But then she won't want him in the first place, and will instead find another easily available male with a large enough penis to pleasure her?
>in conclusion
>>27458292
This meme makes it pretty much impossible to argue relgion on 4chan, is pretty funny though
>This meme makes it pretty much impossible to argue relgion
*tips fedora*
>>27458881
>I am an Atheist.
Why don't you lucid dream, robot? Don't you want a qt dream gf?
I do lucid dream. No dream bf/gf though. I have a recurring male character but he's mostly just a friend. Otherwise my dreams involving romance and or sex are about different people every time.
In my lucid dreams, I try to possess girls, you've never lived until you masturbated as Katy Perry in a lucid dream.
>>27458234
The other night I had a dream about fucking a coworker from the last job.
Only in the dream the sex was bad because all I did was thrust like I was fucking a mattress and the girl immediately left without a word afterward. I felt bad in the dream but was glad I'd lost my virginity.
>DUDE WINE LMAO
>>27458220
I don't understand the appeal to be honest.
Wine is great, but memeing about it is soccer mom tier.
Wine, like any other meme, looks pretty absurd from the outside.
Is there an ideal age difference between partners?
Same age seems most ideal, since you are most likely to have shared and relatable life experiences and are more likely to die around the same time.
Your age / 2 + 7
It's the Wozniak - Stallman equation
>>27458151
If death around the same age is major concern shouldn't woman be a couple of years older?
anxiety fag here
i just started prozac and ive been pondering on the bad side affects since theres a lot (aka paranoid as usual, nothing new here). specifically, ive been more afraid of the sexual side affects, sleeping, and the change in physical activity. im currently in an online relationship but my boyfriend is supposed to be moving over in about 5 months. ive considered dropping the medication eventually since the two of us love sex a lot. im just worried that the prozac-induced sexual dysfunction may make us drift apart.
any anons here that take prozac or other anti-depressants too? tell me about how it affected your sex drive, any info is appreciated. i dunno what to do.
I've been on zoloft and effexor before in my life and I've had the sexual side effects from both.
In both cases, orgasms became almost impossible. I need to use a vibrator in order to orgasm. If you struggle to orgasm, get a hitachi magic wand. It helps me cum and I am female and my male partner also used it to orgasm when he was on anti-depressants, so it doesn't matter what kind of junk you have.
It is absolutely worth it to continue on the medication. I have terrible anxiety and my daily life is miserable if I am not medicated. Being able to leave my house is so much more important in my life than being able to masturbate. OP please put your health first.
>>27457979
I'd stick it for Prozac unless it straight out doesn't help. Stay away from Effexor unless you want a nonexistent sex drive (I enjoy having that, since I want numbness). Oh and it's addicting I take 450-600 mg a day even though I'm supposed to be on 150
>>27457979
I've been on prozac since October I think, maybe September. The first 2 weeks my sex drive was low, had no interest in fapping. Then I had a few days where I wanted to but I couldn't cum. Now it's completely back to normal.
