What is your favourite part of the female body? For me it'sthe brain :3
>>27461016
>Female
>Brain
Pick one.
>>27461016
Same here, honestly. I'd be in complete love with almost anything if they formed a perfect interlocking part with me, regardless of appearance. However as far as legitimate intellect, i'd feel very unworthy. (if by some astronomical chance someone like that likes me.)
Physical traits though:a specific hairstyle, like your picture basically, but more generally like this. I think they call it hime cut, or just a variant on bangs. Basically like Stocking from PS&G. It fucking stuns me, i think...
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>>27461036
first post best post
original famalamdingolong
Post some socially liberal sites you browse unironically.
I'll start:
>tumblr
>buzzfeed
>Huffington post
>/r9k/ (only for the lgbt acceptance)
>dailybeast
>The Young Turks on YouTube
>>27460995
a (you) for trying. See me after class
>buzzfeed
>Huffington post
>The Young Turks on YouTube
congrats man your gay
i like Cracked. they back up their opinions well enough for me to accept them.
i also enjoy Oglaf, Rationalwiki and We Hunted The Mammoth. MRAs are cancer, no matter where on the political spectrum you stand.
Are these shoes autistic /r9k/?
Thinking of picking them up soon
>>27460988
I'd just get the normal suicokes.
>>27460988
those are perfectly normal and would go well with this type of underwear.
>>27460988
cop them for your collection
>Go grocery shopping for my weekly supplies for food
>Run into a guy that commented that I seemed happy
>It is just my day off and I can take it easy
>Asks me if I am part of the tribe
>In about a minute or less a Jew outs me as a Jew
>First time ever outed as one, I mostly have to tell people due to holiday celebration differences
Good lord do these guys have Jewdar? It happened...
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>>27460953
You cannot hide from your people OP
>>27461050
It wasn't even like I had a jewfro or anything, I usually shave my face (facial hair and scalp) twice a week so I could be mistaken for a skin head sooner by other than anything else.
>>27460953
They can smell your foreskin from a mile away, it's instinctual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj2rxFS0qDQ
Just kidding anon, but Jews have large noses so that is probably your giveaway, post a face pic m808
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/indian-it-influx-threatens-aussie-jobs-report-claims/news-story/29516eda9211f70b687cb5d0c0a75c52
I know this is a somewhat old article but it's certainly relevant. Digital media and IT grads can't find work because would have Pajit do the work because it's cheaper. Never mind the quality of work is far worse it's cheaper so who cares.
457 visas killing any hope of a decent Australian IT industry and jobs the prospects of many men in their 20's and 30s.
>>27460908
>Living in Australia
Why would you do that
>>27460930
I would move to Asia I could afford it.
Good thing I dropped out of my IT course to become a NEET.
WHY CANT I GET HIRED ALREADY
I'VE BEEN TO A BILLION INTERVIEWS ALREADY I DO MY BEST NORMIE IMPRESSION I FUCKING SMILE I FIT ALL THE QUALIFICATIONS WHAT THE FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop being a shit skin mooslim. Nobody wants their workplace randomly attacked.
>>27460824
Tried McDonald's?
>>27460824
You probably come off as a pussy
Whats the difference between /r9k/ and /b/?
pls tell me.
The original content filter (the robot)
apart from that modern /r9k/ is indistinguishable from /b/, except there are more feels threads and less porn dumps
and there's no rekt threads here.
1st time I went to /b/, I thought, is /r9k/ a mild version of /b/, thanks for telling me.
>tfw 28yo kissless untouched virgin
>still not embraced wizardom
How the fuck do you guys do it? I still want a gf, especially nowdays that i found a job and I am surrounded by normies my age who had multiple partners and many are also engaged or married and with newborn kids.
Sometimes I think hard about having a relationship in a realistic way (not in the same way I have a relationship with my waifu), and my mind draws a complete blank. I have this desire of having gf but then I wouldn't even...
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Also I'd like to know if anyone here managed to find a gf after being kissless virgin at 25 and how they did it, and with which kind of girl.
>>27460787
Best tip is just to join some fucking dating site. Get out there.
I mean, its the only way. They are not coming to you.
>>27460918
Oh hello, I was a lossless virgin till 32, then I got some courage (and some savings after 5 years employment) and allowed some people to set me up with a sweet 19 year old virginal princess from an impoverished and traditional part of the world for a small sum of money
>tfw up to the last episode of nichijou
I will never be this comfy again
moeshit faggotry
>>27460550
Watch Barakamon. It's not as lolsorandumbXD as some slice of lifes but it's the comfiest show I've ever watched
>>27460574
This 2bh. Not your fault tho OP
Who /retired/ here?
>26
>Never work a day in my life
>Claimed dole for a while
>Parents kicked the bucket
>Inherited both their pensions and the house
I fucking LOVE putting down "retired" on forms and watching the look of anguish and jealousy on wage-slave faces as they try to comprehend it. Sometimes they try to be "helpful" and say I should change it to "unemployed" due...
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That just means you are an unemployed orphan
>Inherited a pension
I hope your parents deaths wernt in vain for you to be sitting at home jacking to anime
Who #selfsabotage here?
>oneitis actually gives me number and say to make a date
>literally as easy as it gets; my dream come true
>plan out a perfect, once-in-a-lifetime date
>just avoid her and never call
>do this all-the-while knowing I will regret it for the rest of my life
>now she has a bf
I don't even understand myself, robots.
Am I trying to prove something...
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>>27460381
C'mon.
Virtually all of you fuckers would have done the same.
>>27460556
But why, though? Insecurity? Self-hatred?
self-pity is narcissism
Give the alpha men your bpipussies or die
>>27460361
Can I choose the "alpha" men? I'd want them to beguys I find attractive. :3
>>27460393
Whoever penetrates your butthole is random, but since they are alpha, the majority are universally attractive
>>27460564
>Whoever penetrates your butthole is random, but since they are alpha, the majority are universally attractive
Where do I sign up senpai?
It's my 22nd birthday today, I've probably lived a third of my life, achieving absolutely nothing.
I just whined and complained and never took any risks. Well I'm fucking done.
I prioritized sex over wealth like a fucking gorilla, I'm going back to school and making a shitload of money, I'm going to start a business, I'm going to buy tons of property in developing areas, and rent it out to people, invest in businesses around my property, increase the value of said property, then find a nice wife, get some kids, and make sure if I get...
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See ya next week famalam.
You know what's going to happen. You won't improve nearly as much. You will ALWAYS end up worse compared to average Chad. At best you will maybe become average through lots of hard work. And you will settle for this, like a good beta.
How does it feel working hard for things that many people get easily?
>tfw miss how my shitty part-time retail job broke up the monotony of my life
>tfw miss my coworkers
>tfw miss having an income, however tiny
I should have never left to do an internship. The internship was fucking useless and now I have less money and opportunity than in any other part of my life.
Being NEET would be great if I didn't have to worry about money and could go hang out with people regularly, but life is horrid bullshit.
A relationship with the daughter of the cousin of my mother? A.k.a. the granddaughter of the brother of my grandmother? So we're like 2/8 related if my math works out? We basically share 2 great grandparents.
I only see her once a year and goddamn, she became a literal qt3.14 since last year.
>>27460277
> 2/8
It's called 1/4, learn your math nigga
So she's my second cousin or something like that maybe.
There's nothing biologically or legally wrong with it. And traditionally it has happened a lot throughout history.
Hell, even first cousins have little biological risk when producing children I believe.
Go for it m8.
Should I get drunk and do some serious waifuposting? I have multiple waifus that I like to share
Please do, I will also post waifus.
>>27460294
Thats a pretty girl anon. If I buy 4 liters, it will run out. If I buy more, I will be severely hungover.
My blonde mommyfu