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what experience is better:
having a gf
or flying a military jet?
There is probably an anime where the GFs are jets
>>27461843
Probably flying a jet to be quite honest my robot friend
>> tfw used to be in the German Air Forces but never got to fly jets but only transport planes
I wish I could tell you OP
>wake up
>see this
>"Good morning anon, did you sleep well?"
wat do?
>>27461752
wake up again, realize i'll never feel happy while awake.
>mommy! mommy! moooooommmy! there's a stranger in my sleepy spot.
>muwwwwwwwwwhhaaahaaaa hurr >muwwwwwwwhaaaaaaaaaaa
>>27461752
>wat do?
make love to that pretty turkroach
>fembot
Literally when is this meme going to die? Females have never been robots, and never will. They have vaginas and tits and are therefore desirable to at least the majority of guys. A female cannot be a robot because there is always a guy who will want to be with her.
Is this board filled with tumblrettes and redditcucks now? Is that why people have begun to say "fembot" unironically?
What happened go the days when people would call out this bullshit?
>>27461705
>inb4 fembot replies "But I don't just want some chad who doesn't really love me"
Fembots have a sea of genuinely good men to choose from that will love them as long as she holds up her side of the relationship, the issue is they expect to have a super chad and genuinely nice loving caring individual all wrapped up in a nice to catch bow, this will likely never happen and so instead of lowering their standards slightly they get on /r9k/ and
>"Boohoo tfw no bf, share fembot feels :((("
>>27461705
who cares
this board was shit
it is still shit
>>27461705
Normies happened.
Also,REEEEE.
why do women hate you for crying? are we not allowed to cry because theres a dick attached to our abdomen
>>27461682
Depends on the women, a lot don't like guys to be "imasculine" and women hate men that are unattractive to them, its just how their mind works, some women out there like guys that aren't afraid of having some damn emotions like a real human being.
If your dick is attached to your abdomen you should probably seek medical attention
No one minds if Chad cries, they think it's cute and sweet that he's opening up his emotions. Women only hate it when "creepy" (read: unattractive) guys cry (or do anything in general, including exist)
>She doesn't have a maternal instinct
What's wrong with hating kids?
I just want to have sex and fun. Babies are fucking annoying.
>>27461630
>she can't hold a conversation
>she expects the guy to do all the work in the relationship
>she doesn't want to split the costs when going out
>>27461722
degenerate scum detected
What are yourdelusionalrationalizations for why women aren't interested in you?
For me it's the combination of my:
>blond hair
>blue eyes
>and height 6'1"
that cause women to be intimidated by my good and charming looks.
don't have any to be honest
it's because I'm an ugly autistic manlet with no life
its pretty obvious to me that the reason i dont have any friends or a girl is because i never go outside and dont try to meet anyone
>>27461583
> to be intimidated by my good and charming looks
Nope. Snowballs are just betas.
SEA girls are where it's at
SEA grils can fulfill your most attainable love dreams
purururururu
>SEA
like flips and stuff?
How bad is binge drinking once a week?
I eat well, exercise, don't smoke or drink, but on Saturday I like have a bottle of spirit and a pack of cigarettes.
Do I need to worry?
>>27461406
After closing this thread, I had to DOUBLE CHECK to see if that was a ballsack and a penis
I do that too. It's the only time I don't feel miserable and suicidal. It only lasts for about an hour though.
>>27461425
How old are you and how long does the hangover last?
I usually feel depressed for the next two days.
/r9k/
I'm not socially inept and I'm borderline normie although I'm still a robot because no gf/s-conf, etc.
I'm still going to uni and stuff and I often engage in normal conversation with others. I even go in some kind of literature club every other Saturday but global age there is closer to 35-45.
But where do you actually meet grilz?
Meeting the ones at uni is out of the question for obvious reasons
Dating websites are shite
Where must one actually go to simply engage in normal relationship (not dating) with women?
For the longest time I hadn't bother thinking about that, but now I'm facing this problem and I feel like there's no solution.
Answer me robots. You must know something
you go on 4chan :3 where you from anon?
>>27461403
is that an actual sign?
Be 14, most people around you are still virgins
>Whatever, I'm in no rush. I'm sure my time will come eventually
Be 16, most people are still virgins but a bunch have lost their v-card
>Eh, well, I'm sure the right person will come along. I'm in no rush
Be 18, some are still virgins but a considerable amount aren't
>Hmm, well I still have college on the horizon so I'm sure I'll find the right girl there
Be 20, a tiny amount of people are still virgins but basically everyone around you is not
>This is starting to get weird. But I'm still midway through college, it's not over yet
Be 22, about to graduate, virgins are virtually nonexistent at this age
>I pretty much blew every chance I might have had up until this point. I'm still young though, maybe I'll find someone at work
Be 24, virgins are basically nonexistent at this point
>Starting to lose hope and realize it's getting past the point of no return
Be 26, you are just a stone's throw away from becoming a wizard
>...
Does this describe anyone else?
>>27461369
i'm really sure my dad only lost it in his 30s
I'm only 23, there's still time to find my oneitis!
>>27461467
Not really Tbh farn
Are these tortilla chips good?
>>27461314
Go down to morrisons m8, 2 packs for 3 bongs. the bbq ones are god tier.
>>27461314
where i buyz???
also bump
>>27461314
Yes they are, Nacho Cheese and Spicy Chilli especially.
>>27462618
I got mine from a Dollar General but I bet any place that sells junk food has them
>Polyglot, one of my languages is Arabic
>Live in virtually all white town
>Refugees are going to be held in a disused gym near me
>Various newspaper and radio appeals
>"We urgently require Arabic speakers to help translate at the centre"
>Don't volunteer
>>27461241
dude its like going down to the pound. you'll get to pick out the cutest one there and take her home
>>27461269
Aren't most of the refugees young adult masculine males.
>>27461303
only one way to find out. its not like he'll be obligated to stay if thats the case. at the very least he'll probably be able to get a couple free sandwiches
>How about you getting a fucking job!
I don't get this. Can anyone just get a job? Does that mean unemployed people are picky, like engineers not want to work at Mcdonalds. Or is it hard to find a job, any job?
Literally anyone can get a job at mcdonalds.
There is also factory work and warehousing available which is easy to get into.
I choose not to work because taxes are too high in my country. Also I'm a misanthrope.
>>27461196
Work is easy to get. I work in a factory and we get people that have never worked a day start all the time. Some people don't look then because they can't see anything claim it doesn't exist
sure. only if you want to get paid less than minimum wage and get shat on for every little mistake
Hello brothers, i'm back. I posted a thread in which i said i killed myself. That night, I tried to overdose on some oxycodone my dad had lying around from his hip surgery. Unfortunately, I survived. I recently got out of the hospital and off of 24-hour suicide watch at a fucking mental ward, and I flipped a coin. Heads, I kept writing and tried to make my life better, tails, I ended it (for good this time). It was heads. So, I've decided to keep writing and posting what I write on here under the name Jam Man. I've also started trying to teach myself french, and have started lifting. I still am severely depressed, but I am working through that. I doubt that i'll ever have a successful relationship with anyone, but we'll see how life turns out. Taking suggestions for what to write, i'm fresh out of ideas.
You should write a story about a guy who wants to learn French. Instead of going to French classes or downloading some online program he just moves to France to try and figure it out, and the story would be all about his whacky hijinks and constant fuck ups.
Did you post the digimon pic this past Thursday?
Because that same day I got my game and I finished just today.
Now I have nothing to do and the pain of boredom is setting in again.
Why do attention whores come here? this is no your personal blog. I bet you made a FB posts after downing the pills you attention seeker.
>tfw you'll never be 7'0"
>>27461077
Thank fuck, being that tall would reduce your lifespan by a good decade or two at least.
>>27461138
I'm a robot, I won't live that long anyway.
>>27461138
better to live like 50 or 60 years as 7'0'' than to live 70 years a manlet
