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Who will win in the autism wars?
The people who aren't invested in the autism war win automatically
VapeNation already won this. Go green
TommyNC
You guys don't really pee in bottles, right?
>>27452448
>You guys don't really pee in bottles, right?sometimes
>>27452448
lol look at this fag pissing in the toilet
>>27452448
>You guys don't really pee in bottles, right?
Have you not seen pictures? You think people put apple juice in those bottles or something?
/drugs general/
if you are high or getting high post here
dxming myself
Does alcoholism count?
Ethyl morphine
Sorta scared about harming my organs though
Taking a trip to the K-hole boys.
I'll see you in the another world.
>ITT: Fictional Characters who are literally you personality wise
for me it's the joker - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
>>27452340
Reddit XDDDDDDDDDD
Only in the autistic stage
http://mic.com/articles/138933/man-who-carries-tampons-in-his-fanny-pack-is-our-new-anti-period-shaming-hero
Are women really this fucking stupid? Do they honestly not see that this guy is doing this to get laid? Do they really not see this for the blatantly transparent and insulting attempt at getting pussy that it is? Jesus Christ, they really are the inferior gender, all memes aside. Retarded fucking children who couldn't put feelings aside and think rationally for two seconds to save their lives.
>>27451866
Are you saying this nigger is trying to sleep with women?
>>27451866
if he's doing it to get pussy, it's gonna work.
"oh no, this guy is being thoughtful and considerate to women to try and get on their good side!"
well no fucking dip, sherlock. maybe you could try it once in a while and you wouldn't be a bitter tool.
>>27452032
"Nicolas" posted the OP. "Chance" (that black guy) seems to have responded.
I'd wager that he called the faggot OP fufu as hell and proceeded to shit on him.
>ONLY 19 DAYS LEFT
Till what lad?
>>27451275
>he doesn't know what's happening in 19 days
NOBODY TELL HIM
![tumblr_inline_nw06hkmmaN1slr54n_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KtDemHl.jpg "tumblr inline nw06hkmmaN1slr54n 1280[1]")
i can already feel it
Post a person uglier than eggman that doesn't have a genetic disorder.
Pro tip: you can't
I'd post myself but even I can't top eggman.
I am ugly and therefore don't deserve this life.
>>27450833
he would be okay if he lost weight.
short hair > long hair
prove me wrong
>>27450306
I'd bet money that you'll be fapping to gay porn in less than a year if I could.
calling /thread
I love short hair, but this roasties haircut is fucking terrible.
How was your Easter? Did you go to church just in case God is real?
Until I saw your post, it didn't even occur to me that today was Easter
>>27450269
I didn't, but I made a sacrifice.
>>27450269
I like your image :)
I'm a Christian but I didn't go to church :/
>Men think they can be lonely
>Men think they feel loneliness like us
men are the reason this board sucks now
i want them to all leave
Fuck off ya landwhale bitch and go get a giant ass dildo to stuff your pussy with
>>27450535
>average level of comprehension a malebot has
You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't find this attractive.
Protip: You're gay
>>27449497
She doesn't have a dick.
>origami comment
>>27449497
Holy shit I just want to knock that smug look off her face
Well obviously it's because I have low testosterone.
Why aren't you lifting for summer?
>>27448801
Well gotten gains my friend
>always lifting
Lifting is a shit tier exercise
>HURR DURR I PICK THINGS UP AND PUT THEM DOWN
lifting bodies looks shitty, do swimming instead.
What's the most physical contact you've ever received from a girl?
I've platonically held hands with a girl when I was a kid. That's it.
Pin from full mount
>>27448739
Unprotected sex.
I nut but she kept sucking, so I nut again
>be me
>be 12
>say "I'm gonna find the cure to cancer"
>be 20 now, in uni for med school
>get diagnosed with terminal cancer
>have seven weeks to seven months to live
Guess it found me first before I could find a cure for it.
What should I do in the meantime robots?
Enjoy it while you can, OP. Travel the world, fuck as many hookers as possible, do hard drugs, go skydiving. Whatever makes you feel happy.
I'm sorry.
pls tell me this is some kind of stupid bait. please.
I hope this isn't real OP, if it is, fuck uni, just use the rest of your money to do everything you want in 2 weeks.
>having easter dinner with mom and dad
>dad giving me shit about not having a gf over for dinner
>get sick of it
>ask mom how she wound up with dad anyhow
>she laughs
>"well anon, when I was in school I'd never have dreamed of dating a guy like your father"
>he starts getting visibly anxious
>"I loved to party and have a good time, and your father was more of a 'work and study hard' type
>"kind of like you"
>seething
>"but after college I got all of that out of my system and wanted a nice guy to settle down with"
>"and lucky for your father I chose him!"
>look at dad with shame, he is completely embarrassed
>"so you see anon, there's hope for you too! one day some girl will look for someone to settle down with, you just have to put yourself out there!"
>REEEEEE
at least I only have to eat with them 4 times a year or so, but I'll never be able to look at my dad the same again. at least now I know it's not completely my fault
Let out your anger by becoming a professional wrestler.
Make your dad ashamed of his cuckoldry.
It also pays a lot.
It will be huge.
Take my advice, OP.
You won't go wrong.
It's great how women have no understanding how demeaning it is to say this to a male. They really do live in a different world.
>>27448294
By evolutionary standards, your dad is the superior male to the childless Chads.
