Here's the test for yourselves
https://mensa.dk/sites/default/files/index.swf
>tfw only 115
>tfw too smart for normies
>tfw too dumb for the sciences
Truly this is the worst
It's literal purgatory
mine is 133
>>27466539
Post screencap then
98th percentile in Washington State
I'd join mensa if they werent a bunch of idiots
Skip to 23:17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kh8kY0T9q8
How in their right minds could anyone accuse this kind, gentle, friendly old man of being the worlds most prolific serial killer?
>>27466421
>reporter wants to take a photograph
>tell him that I've been advised to stand still and let him take the photograph
>give the reporter a deadly dose of morphine instead
>>27466513
>Reporter was under a lot of stress
>Doing 16-18 hour shifts
>Doctor Shipman just wanted to end his suffering
>Gets called a monster because of it.
>>27466421
A lethal dose of morphine sounds like a pretty comfy way to exit
Are there any robots on here who actually managed to lose their virginity after a very long time? How and what was it like for you?
Ask your mom, and she made me chicken tendies after.
If they lost their virginities they aren't robots anymore.
At the age of 19. With my first girlfriend.
Had to lie all my way to get there.
Broke up 2014
Judy is for ___
>>27466347
Hitler did nothing wrong
original
>>27466347
Petting.
shit threads
What's stopping you from killing yourself , /r9k/ ?
I don't know if there's an afterlife or not, and I don't want to go to a place of torture because I'm evil. I doubt it's the same as religions think it is, but it's possible a place of eternal torment might exist.
fear mostly
this is an origin commen familia
I honestly don't know. Maybe I'm just lazy. I think I need a real kick. Some real fucking kick in the head, I need something to really fuck up so I have a good reason. Because as miserable as I am, somehow other than losing friends I still managed to stay in school and get a job.
ITT: We post what we would need to do to be chad. I'll start.
>get tan
>surgery for jewnose
>gaunter cheeks
>lifting
and that's about it.
I'm too ugly for improvement.
>get hair transplant
>get body fat to 10% (currently around 17%)
thats about it desu
>>27466201
post pics mane
Is it worth getting braces at 25? Would I be seen as tryhard or autistic for it?
I have braces at 24 and honestly nobody gives a shit.
I'd recommend getting it since it'll pay off in the long run.
>>27466074
Do you care? If not then fuck it. If you do care you're fine faggot.
>>27466074
Just get all of your teeth pulled except for a few good ones to chew food with. I did that and it feels great. I just wear dentures when I am in public.
Forever striving for the Snufkin state of mind.
>>27466066
What is it exactly? Comfyness, peace?
>>27466102
That's a tough one to sum up in words IMO. But probably something close would be:
Being completely at peace with yourself, your feelings and your surroundings - allowing you to feel at home both around others and whilst alone - and achieving comfyness in its truest form. Comfyness of the mind.
>>27466066
Hello Satan OP. Whole series is comfy as fuck IMO.
I would download torrent if possible.
Do you think if technology ever came to the point where you could augment yourself to be better than flesh can be, you would? Why not fully ascend humanity, and truly become a robot /r9k/?
>>27465954
I dont know about changing my whole body but augmenting my eyes and sense of hearing would be very cool. Maybe even switching out left arm for super useful bionic arm would be sick too
>>27465954
Could I augment my dick?
>>27466370
Yes, robotic dicks are actually the most achievable augmentation right now, arms and legs have to move perfectly, a pacemaker needs to beat your heart for you, a dick has just gotta spray jizz for you. Obviously the fancier ones can be flaccid or hard dependant on your brain and blood but the simpler augmentations are very possible, and the fancier ones could in theory enable you to feel more as well.
Listen up robot! Your Jewish great uncle that you never knew existed, has just died. In his will, he writes the following "I leave all my assets and belongings to Anon. I feel very sorry for him, for he is an autistic loser that watches anime. May this improve his life."
You are now left with a private mansion and 20 million dollars in the bank. GREENTEXT what you do with your money.
I wouldn't accept the money if he called me a loser. Fuck him.
>use $10m to pump a shitcoin like ETH or DASH
>turn that $10m in to $100m+ within a year
>use that $100m to start a white nationalist organization
>beat up pakies
That's what I would do anyway.
1. fund hitler 2: electric boogaloo with every shekel
2. climb into shabat oven
3. ???
4. drink milk prior to death to prevent relatives from eating my corpse
Call out to all my fellow /NEET/s
What are you hoping or waiting for?
Do you think that shit will change or that your life will suddenly gain meaning?
Are you ready to choose your slave post and keep at it until the day you die (or maaaaaybe "just" retire) ?
Why dont we all choose random place in the world. Meet up at the airport, get the fuck out of city. Walk about in the wilderness, tryna survive like yall ancestors did until we either find secluded, abandoned place to settle in or build our own?
What can be more fun than surviving on...
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I've been planning to do that. I think it's the only way to stop myself from going insane. To leave society and leave in seclusion, without robots though. I see no advantage to being around you fucks.
>>27465773
Nigga how will you even survive, all alone? Do you plan on working or something?
What is so bad about tiny community in middle of nowhere, growing they drugs, food and animals?
Will there be tendies?
who /assburgurs/ here?
>week off from work
>Spend first day entirely on internet
>I know I'm wasting my life
>I can't get a girlfriend because I'm too unnatractive even for landwhales
>I'm blind in one eye so no job that requires depth perception
>27 and still live with parents
Why haven't they come up with a cure for this crippling syndrome?
>>27465646
give up. resign and become a shut in. never leave your room.
worked for me, to be honest familia. i'm in my 4 year of neetdom and i'm a 32 kv neet.
>>27465670
Same here, but I'm younger. There is simply no place for genuine autistic people in this society.
Have you considered Islam?
Do you guys have jobs? What do you do?
I suck feminine dicks for a living.
I dynamically procrastinate emerging markets in the south east asia area.
military fag
hate my job
How can roasties even compete? Is mankind finally free from roastie enslavement?
No, but losers of both sexes can remove themselves from society to fuck VR waifus and husbandos.
I'm holding out for sex robots, personally. Can't wait for a 3d husbando.
>>27465577
VR will never comparable to actual reality until we can feed information directly into our brains.
>>27466231
that already happened faggot and this is it. do u rike?
>have legit insomnia, sleep schedule all fucked up
>go to sleep at noon
>upstairs neighbor stomping around like a retard, making my whole apartment shake
>other upstairs neighbor keeps walking up and down the stairs with her retarded screaming kid
>cars honking, birds chirping loudly
>go to sleep at 1 am
>dog across the street always barkingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
At least you don't have tinnitus
>>27465567
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BBRRREREEEERERRRRRRRRRRRRR
OH! Hola anon! You look tired senior.
WWWRRRR
Drink more water, OP