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How do you cope with having a baby face?
>>29422842
by avoiding mirrors, especially mirriors in the fitting room ,they are the worst.
Its pretty common trait for a beta.
Baby face + balding + facial hairs like on balls + sightlet + jawlet.
There should be some reschearch papers on this.
>>29422842
i guess i can deal wi that having my ugly face, people look at me disgusted and girls walk away from me in the streets because i look like a retard rapist
hahaha i havent talked to a girl in years
we just have to beeee ourselves OP
>>29422951
Not exercising, not going outside
http://www.nature.com/news/the-myopia-boom-1.17120
So my sister used my bathroom and she found my toilet beans and I heard her tell my mum and now my mum is asking me to come to the door because she'd like to ask me something what do I do /r9k/ I have never been so embarrassed in my life pls kill me now I was doing so good I make it to day 96 of the toilet bean challenge
>>29422812
what the fuck could the toilet bean challenge possibly be?
>toilet beans
Literally plebbit-tier humor.
Who /no autism/ here? Stopped wearing cargo pants and new Balance. Feels good man.
>>29422811
>not wearing nikes
literal autism.
Can this meme fucking die already. Or if you guys insist, can we at least shed some light on those autismo leather coats I see people wearing?
>>29422811
>wearing slip-on shoes with shitty fake laces.
Those things get destroyed way too fast to be worth the money.
Did you forget about me? 3:
>>29422794
Yes. Who are you, and what is you sex?
>>29422794
Can someone give me a quick rundown of this, I was aware of it happening but am still not sure exactly WHAT happened
>>29422858
Bunch of gays on /r9k/ became obsessed with this femboy and posted pictures of him all day in order to find more info about him.
>this liberal democrat berniebro just tried to shoot the God Emperor at his San Diego rally today
>>29422792
Oh shit, it was in Las Vegas, but that's not the point.
Why is it that Democrats are the most violent pretentious assholes?
>>29422874
Did someone actually attempt to assassinate Trump?
>>29423501
Second attempt at a rally so far. First one was by a sjw in Ohio a few months ago. He brought a knife and attempted to rush the stage before he was tackled. This guy tried to grab one of the police officers guns at the rally to shoot Trump with.
![tumblr_o6crjzE5hk1v0pigno1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1g94bDS.jpg "tumblr o6crjzE5hk1v0pigno1 500[1]")
The clock is ticking, wagecuck. With or without immigrants, the working class will continue to lose their standard of living and lose decent jobs. none of them will be able to afford houses and will rent their entire lives. the rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer. without any shitskins even entering the country, the West will be India by 2050. living in tiny rented rooms for 2000 a month, working shitty jobs and barely breaking even.
The Globalists don't care about individual nations, but rathe the overall economic development of the world. Western nations are soon to become expendable, while they develop third world nations.
>>29422729
So what are you so smug about? Who will pay your neetbux dumbass?
>>29423462
the government stupid wagecuck
NEETocracy now
>tfw they've accomplished more than you ever will
>murder
>accomplishment
>caring about accomplishments
Murdering is an accomplishment?
I need serious advice robots because I feel like shit.
Had best friend with whom I hang out for 7 years.
We were both robots,beta males,20 y/o virgins.
He suddenly became Chad because he made some serious cash and started ignoring me and stopped considering me friend and we stopped hanging out completely.
He scored with 4 chicks and made Chad friends thanks to that fame.
16 months later,money business ran out and bitches left him and he sends massages he needs me because women and his Chad friends started ignoring him and he has no more company.
Should I ignore him and let him suffer like scum he became or should I give our friendship another chance?
Give him the cold shoulder. He doesn't deserve your friendship and he was fake
i can't believe you are even asking this
>>29422608
OP,he became Chad and legit asshole by what you wrote. And you are still virgin robot I presume. Incompatible. He will only destroy your will if you befriend again. I had somewhat similar experience. Just stop it and move on with life. Good luck.
Thoughts on twinks?
Not my thing, so I never think about it.
Go away Jew. Go away hebe.
>>29422590
don't you mean you never twink about it
is it even worth trying to get a gf after a certain age? i mean once you're like 30(a mans prime years) all women have already been used up
If you're not attractive and a normie it's pretty pointless to try getting a gf under the age of 30. You're chances are actually better 30+
GOD TIER:
Getting a gf during your late teens
DECENT TIER:
Getting a gf during your early 20s
SHIT TIER:
Everything else
>>29422524
Just start fucking 18 (or lower if allowed) year old chicks
Everyone and everything is shit, but I cannot complain because I am no better.
>>29422498
Ain't that the truth.
What're you up to, OP?
>>29422604
Watching TV. The toxicity of television and advertising make me want to kill myself.
>>29423490
What show are you watching?
>get BTFO in thread
>close thread and pretend it never happened
They c-called me a n-newfag
>>29422479
>BTFO someone in argument
>They stick to their guns even tighter and resort to namecalling with common 4chan stuff like "edgy fedora, this is bait, etc"
There's no true winner in a 4chan argument. Just pigs rolling around in mud.
>>29422479
>Make a thread about something I did recently
>every anon in the thread replies with that I'm retarded and kys
>tear up
>close tab
>go to bed and think about it for the next two days
I just wanted to share something with you guys, even though I'm retarded sometimes.
>>29422479
don't worry, you probably didn't get nearly as btfo as meatcu/ck/s do on the regular in /ck/ vegfag threads
/r9k/ is the intellectual stronghold of the entire internet ( maybe even the entire world )
our social frustration and isolation turned us into magnificent experts on human sexuality and pessimistic philosophy
every normie that dares to challenge our staggering knowledge about the dynamics of human sexuality or pessimistic philisophy gets btfo and his ego is beyond repair literally every time
i think our case will spark the next revolution when the world realises the bitter truth behind our alleged memery especially about Chaddery but also about other perfidious aspects of human sexuality like involuntary celibacy that was pioneered by Elliot Rodger
The revolution will be unspeakably cruel and the words of The robot philosopher and epitome of manlets and pessimists emil cioran will finally be fulfilled
"compared with the villains of the 21th century stalin and hitler will look like little choirboys"
Great fanfiction.
If you autists were capable of doing even a fraction of those things you wouldn't be here crying about not getting your dick touched.
We will show them the Light
:^]
>>29422519
you cant read between the lines
Femanons, how do you deal with the fact men fantasize about licking your asshole?
Yummy! Few things in this world are as delightfully lewd as burying your tongue in girl's asshole. I love the sweet, musky aroma.
Go away Jew. Go away semite.
>>29422400
jfc what happened to her ass
You're 10 minutes into your date and he gives you this look, what do you do?
>>29422286
Cum. I cum instantly, ruining my dress
>>29422286
help him with his suicide
>>29422542
Don't be mean to Phil.
