Be honest /r9k/, am I really that ugly? People say I look tired all the time..
Pic is mee
You look fine but even if you were ugly what are you supposed to do?
bitch you aint ugly, you aint shit
JESUS FUCK THIS IS THE 10TH TIME I SEEN THIS UGLY FACE ON 4CHAD STOP POSTING UR GAY FACE FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I've never learned how to swim.
I feel like a child
>>29424594
How is this possible? I went on a date with a beaner chick the other day and she said the same thing
>>29424594
Neither do niggers.
>>29424611
A lot of beaners don't know and they refuse to learn
Source: am beaner that knows beans
>Chad doesn't want to lick my butthole because he thinks it's dirty
>What do you think, anon?
>>29424589
I think he's right desu.
UR NOT MY GF I WONT LICK UR BUTT.
One time I had a girl who would make me lick her butt, and she would get really into it, like, she clearly thought it was a fucking low, dirty, disgusting thing to do. Like she couldn't believe someone would do something so debased. She'd grab my hair and basically wipe her ass with my tongue while I held it out, and she'd grit her teeth and say stuff I'm frankly embarrassed to repeat here.
I miss her. Every other girl is like
>Hehe I like to sit on face :P
>Can we do the butt licking thing?...
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>>29424589
I'm thinkin *BRAAAAAAAAAP*
>be married to a religious nut
>"NO DRINKING AT ALL ANON!"
>"but I like having an ice cold beer on a hot day."
>I only have 2-4 12oz beers if I feel like drinking after work (honest, the buzz levels off at three and it gets dull after 4)
>"IF I SEE YOU WITH ANOTHER BEER, IT'S OVER!"
So now I just closet drink because I don't like how she tries to push me around all the...
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why the fuck would you marry somebody like that?
Sounds like a stable marriage with a bright future ahead.
>>29424591
Because she's scary af and I had a weird code of honor back then.
Hey fellow anons. Wondered if anyone had some advice for me since I'm going to be a father come this October.
So excited for this. It's my first child and it's a boy. How do I make sure he turns out okay anons? I want him to have a great life, what should I do to make sure he has a good start?
Are you married to the mother? Was it planed?
That'll be really important.
>>29424551
Well asshole normie, at least get him on mtf meds for his own good.
>>29424579
Yes and yes. We've been married 5 years through some good times and bad times but everything has been going great lately.
Happened maybe a little faster than I expected but we consciously chose to start trying and it payed off after a couple of months. We're moving into a new house later this month so we'll have plenty of room for him when he arrives.
>>29424583
Probably not going to do that but I appreciate the suggestion.
>2016
>not having a sexy interracial relationship
post your race and the woman you want to race mix with, bros
super man isn't even human
>>29424550
>White
>Japanese
This isn't really surprising or radical in any way though I suppose.
>>29424550
I don't race mix. Its morally and ethically wrong. They evolved separately for a reason. Best to not be edgy and fuck with nature.
I decided I needed a change. Every day I was fapping 2-4 times a day and I just thought I could do so much more with an extra hour a week. I've heard of the benifits and so I decided to try a 30 day no fap challenge for myself.
Day 1. Bit of a false start, after making it the whole day I just sort of forgot to not fap. Its funny how you can just forget to not do something. I wonder what other things I will discover about myself along this adventure.
Day 2. This is easy so far, I'm enjoying the extra energy and I'm looking forward to a bright future....
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Day 7. I have decided to treat this feat like a climber ascending everest, after a few days acclimatizing myself to the altitude it is time to go back to base camp before I go higher than before. Though I was ashamed by my choice of fapping material.
Day 8. I am fap god. I have decided my new calling is to push the limits to how many times a man can fap in a day. Its time to shatter the glass ceiling and fly. I'm aiming for 11.
Day 9. Yesterday was a harsh reminder of the imporance of the no fap cause. To my horror on my 8th fap I ejaculated blood. If this...
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Day 13. I broke out in sweats when I got home from the shops, this is getting hard, 5 days is a new record and I'm thinking it will be good to make second base camp soon. The negative reinforcement of pushups has stopped working, I searched online about cut for no fap but couldn't find any results, maybe not worth it yet just to get past the 5 day hump.
Day 14. It's two weeks in, I decided to treat myself and establish second base camp, I think its the safe thing to do. I almost didn't as I swear that I could see in the dark last night, but it may have been a dream because I couldn't find the pool table I was playing with.
Day 15. The day after is always easy so I could enjoy the day without having to worry about my sinful desires. I managed to enjoy the simple things in life, the sun was shining, my ping was low and my minute ramen only takes 50 seconds in my new microwave.
Day 16. I'm over half way through the challenge now, no wonder so many people do this, I'm feeling stronger, faster and smarter. I went for a power walk to take advantage of my new found energy.
Day 17. After feeling down, I described my problems to my online friends on no fap. They are so helpful, my post even recieved four upvotes from people who liked it. One person recommended meditation, so I meditated for a minute before going to bed.
Day 18. I was looking for inspiration today and I discovered a man called Ghandi. Apparently to fight temptation he would lay naked next to young naked women. I have decided to combine his teachings with negative reinforcement, so I've been watching porn all day without fapping.
Day 19. I realised I could achieve negative reinforcement in a much more efficient way, I just pinch myself and this saves all the time from having to get all the way on the floor and stand all the way up. I have been experimenting with my night vision, but It's hard to draw conclusions as to check if I'm seeing correctly I have to turn the lights on which breaks it, this is similar to how quantum mechanics work.
Day 20. Today I invented another perfect mixture, I combined watching pornography naked without fapping with meditating at the same time. I experienced...
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Post what you love about your waifus.
3DPD is a-ok.
> jenn wasner
> giant doe eyes
> deep sultry voice sounds like she knows how to fuqq
> tasty bass licks and plays all the guitars in the band
> that smile
> thicc af but never lets you see the ass
> tfw you'll never marry jenn
Your waifu could never. inb4 jenn is ugly
These girls are similar, right?
Damnn.. I gotta look more into her.
>anzu
>whoreish
>mentally unstable
>narcissit
>histrionic personality disorder
>looks like a anime
I'm a fucking Ioser
>>29424422
When did you find out?
>>29424422
i'm surprised that was an original post, desu senpai.
>>29424422
me fucking too buddy
Why don't you just settle for a plain, average gf?
>>29424380
Because a plain average girl won't settle for me. Instead only landwhales want me because I am /fit/ with a better personality then they will ever have.
Because they want nothing to do with me.
>>29424380
I have.
I get anal every Friday.
>don't want to live
>don't want to die
How the fuck do I solve this?
>take a smoke
>go for a walk
>listen to musik
should help
>>29424348
this mood is not something sporadic
this is every day for the last 4-5 years
>>29424396
go see a shrink?
if you havent already, tell people who are close to you how you are feeling
meditation is also pretty great
Alright guys, today I've been cucked and I want someone to share this with:
>been texting with my ex gf for a couple of weeks
>start to fall in love with her again
>she lives 500km away
>today
>be at a friends house watching GoT
>she texts me
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That's some hard cucking bro.
she probably did it on purpose too
kek
>>29424339
I know, but my other option would have been to leave even earlier, missing half of the episode just to talk to her. Since it's inevitable for her to get fucked by one of her friends anyway, i really should't care too much, but just the fact that I kinda made this happen tonight for not being there feels really bad
>Have both white parents
>Born Darkie
>Not white enough to get privilege
>Cant be acepted into master race
>Not black enough to get welfare
>Not even allowed into BLM meetings
>No Social groups accept me
>Too dark or light
TFW the only reason qts talk to me is to ask kind of tan i am using
Should I just become...
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>>29424273
Move to Sweden, claim to be Syrian refugee, find leftist women who have to "work off their privilege"
Sandy Muslim reporting in. I look White as fuck, along with most of the people from my country. Striking blue eyes, porcelain white skin, petite Barbie nose and a body that White genes just can't get you. So please don't go claiming you're one of us with your tan skin. Try the Indians.
>>29424273
You should become a Marine or something else in the armed forces where you race is nothing more than a joke between friends.
Im thinking of candy flippping this week (lsd and x)
Has anyone here done this before? and if so what is it like?
>>29424250
shoulda gone to edc this weekend bro, you missed out
>>29424259
whats that
original salami
Dont do it. It is like one of those dreams where you end up half asleep and you are trying to wake up by doing some random shit that maeks no sense once you wake up.
>Mega narcissist
>Always want to win
>Hate fucking losing
>Only attracted to chubby/fat girls
>Winners don't date fat chicks
Life is bleak
>>29424231
If you wont slam the fuck outta that then I will
have fun winning
>>29424231
God damn I wanna sniff that ass
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