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>tfw no big tit gf
Anybody else know this feel?
>tfw no black gf
Nobody seems to want this feel but me.
I actually don't, I've had a big tit gf all my life.
>>29427922
I've spent most of my life trying to get a big tit gf. It's the only reason I haven't given up yet, she is the light at the end of the tunnel.
>normie hipster trash making videos pandering to edgy 14 year olds
why are normies such heartless cunts? nowadays he even makes fun of his audience
Who is that and why do you care what 14 year olds are into?
>>29427889
filthy frank. and I dont care, it just makes me mad that he's such a shitty hypocrite
How retarded do you need to be for a water alarm?
I set something like that up once because I was going to do "molly" but decided it was too degenerate and backed out.
Three hours later, the alarm went off as I was drinking water anyway.
Why don't you go meta on life, /r9k/? You know life is the same bullshit over and over now, so now you can Jack the System by doing some totally meta shit that thwarts all expectations.
>>29427839
Like what?
You have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original.
>>29427863originalthis op you fag cunt
>>29427863
>>29427873
I dunno, like ask your cashier for your change before you've paid. Something like that.
Women naturally believe anything they hear from an authority within their social sphere.
Not to say that most men aren't extremely gullible also (or that they aren't so pussified as to basically be women themselves), but women have it programmed into them genetically.
Women are "gullible" for a very good reason.
From having to watch over others constantly since the beginning of humanity, they became selfless. Because they were so close to all the needs and wants of their people, they developed the instinct to trust them absolutely and a true understanding of their people was taken for granted.
When they were relieved of many responsibilities to their people by the 'modernization' of society the trait of selflessness became hollow and so turned to nothing but unawareness, leaving the instinct to implicitly trust their social sphere intact to be turned to purposes other than what made it to begin with.
The emotional analysis of accounts of events by women has been an important asset in holding communities together. It has provided a check against the power of rationality of men and has been a safeguard for the community when the rationality of men fails.
Now women's instincts are being used to destroy every-day communities to hold together nations that express interests that directly conflict with the interests of their citizens.
Considering the addition of 'the media' to the general social sphere, with all of its inherent falsehoods, the women go absolutely crazy. Literally insane; completely turned against their own nature.
Their nurturing instincts are used to nurture the interests of the upper classes as handed down from the media rather than those of the actual people they see and interact with every day, even their own children.
Instead of being warm with compassion they are cold with judgements calculated from the information they are brainwashed with.
The affect this has on men is absolutely devastating. Their entire motivation for living is warped beyond anything that is healthy and beneficial for the man or his family or his community. Leadership is taken away from him and is centralized at the top of the social hierarchy. He is forced to abandon the action that follows from a rational analysis of his circumstances in order to satisfy the insane wants of the women. It is beyond the average man's ingenuity and resources to overcome these slanted circumstances.
So it is that women are the primary tool of the upper classes to control us all, because men will do anything for their women. So it is that love is turned against us and the very foundation of our existence is betrayed.
This is the great vulnerability in the mind of the human that is exploited to make civilization by slavery.
Men and women were never much different in their minds. Now even our men are being feminized so they too can be exploited and used to exploit in this way.
Feminism is really feminization of men and masculinization of women.
By making women and men interchangable, men will be more likely to follow the example of a woman and women will be more likely to follow the example of man. This makes a man take on traits of a woman, and so he becomes more submissive and so he is a better slave to his master. This makes a women take on traits of a man, and so she works harder and is a better slave to her master.
The goal of this terrible regime is simply to leverage its human resources as extremely as possible to create instantaneous economic value, regardless of the cost to the lowly subjects. This is not any desperate struggle for national survival, but a struggle for the hereditary upper classes to maintain their power against foreign competition. Whether they win or lose, it's all the same to us.
Anyway all of this is clearly a huge problem for the health and survival of the average person, and probably for humanity as a whole.
Something has to be done. Without going into too much detail, I think we need to organize into "Fight Club style" gangs and improve ourselves physically and mentally. We need to make a religion of un-cucking. We need to gather all the people together who see a problem with this popular way of life and give them the courage to speak out and stand up against it.
The temptation is to just keep anesthetizing yourself to your troubles by consuming dank memes and following the path of the normie despite not getting the full set of benefits. Enough of it. Let's contemplate making a real functioning community and make our own way.
People talk about personal traits impressing women. "You gotta be ripped, you gotta wear the right clothes, you gotta have money, you gotta have the right genetics". That's all complete bullshit. NOTHING is more impressive to a woman than a leader; a member of a strong social group. That is what matters far beyond anything else.
The stereotypical situation is that the athletics teams get first pick of all the girls at a school. It's not because they are personally attractive. It's because they are part of a social group that's shows off its power and is impressive.
Honestly most of us don't have a chance at that as things stand.
We have to make our own.
ok sure. let's drink the blood of the normies
>Anon you really make me feel special, I love that we got to spend some quality time together.
Love you too bro
>>29427647
My name isn't Anon you silly slut.
>>29427647
>I don't want to ruin this.
>You're like a brother to me.
>Someday you're gonna make a woman so happy.
I'm conditioned.
Was Galko-chan a stacey?
In real life she most would be, but since 2D no not really.
I want to use Otako's mouth as an onahole
I legitimately want to impregnated Galko-chan and have tons of babies with her.
Guys, would me selling my PS4 be a small step into becoming normie?
Fuck no.
ORIGINAL BLACK BETTY FLAM DAH LAMB
consoles are normiecore
>>29427554
Where you at? I'm looking to nab one for a good price hopefully.
Can you still be a robot if you're going to college?
Not community college but real college.
>>29427552
By being literally invisible.
No one knows me, or acknowledges me.
I've had teachers ignore me on several occasions when I was answering questions.
>>29427552
Do you have ambition and plans for your future?
Are you pursuing a degree worth a shit?
Are you making progress toward the degree and networking?
If the answer is "no" to all of the above then yes, you are a robot and you are on your way to Super Robot Doom Hell which is NEET+student debt.
>>29427786
If I answer no to the first two, and no to the part of three that is about networking, but yes to the part about making progress on my shit degree, where does that put me?
>i just got scammed on craigslist
>autistic enough to think it was legit
>Gave guy address
>3 weeks later
>get check
>opened it
>paper
>didn't cash it in luckily
>Want to fuck around with scammer now..
>texted him i recieved it
> Let's /fuck/ with scammers
>>29427548
I've gotten nothing but scammers this past week. I'm sure it has to be the same guy.
i have these fucking indians calling my house everyday trying to get my details in a fucking house survey
i play a long for about 10 minutes then hang up leaving them with no info
feelsgoodman
>>29427655
good i've just been fucking around with people and waisting there time
Has anyone here ever tried a polyphasic sleep cycle?
>>29427542
Can you explain to me what that is exactly? I've been looking to change my sleep schedule.
>>29427542
Yeah, explain.
Oregano
>>29427542
yes i'm on one right now
thanks for asking
>tfw you find out that girls sometimes wear their shoes without socks
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME
MY DICK CAN'T HANDLE THIS FEETBROS
>>29427534
>ywn be a qt girl's insole
fuck...
i do it all the time actually even if i'm not supposed to. when i'm just running out for something and won't have shoes on for a long time. my feet get kind of hot and nasty but ehh
>>29427651
>my feet get kind of hot and nasty but ehh
go on
Hey robots,
So I met a girl out Saturday night while drinking and we spent most of the night making out. She seemed super into me and told me to ask her out the next day, and this is the conversation from when I messaged her.
I'm right in assuming she isn't interested in me aren't I?
>>29427524
You fucked up OP
- professional pua master
>>29427524
why didnt you fuck her that night?
talk to her next week
>>29427577
She said she didn't fuck guys that she wasn't dating, so I told her I'd take her out
I said we could go back to her or my place to keep making out but she was hesitant and I couldn't convince her
>tfw no isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>29427519
You inspire me to date pinays
>finally read the whole thing
>eleksyon voting
the fuck?
>>29428312
it's important for your Filipina gf to be politically active
>girls can be sad as fuck about not having found the right guy but then put down guys for being friend-zoned
Why is this allowed?
>>29427492
what do you want? a beta fag police to toast the roast? get out of tumblr and masturbate to waifus
the orbiters need to learn the hard way
>>29427653
this, the friendzone is a place you go in walking by yourself.
Do you think society and men in general would be better if internet porn wasn't available?
Femanons what do you think?
From what I can gather:
>Most guys develop an unrealistic expectation of beauty. You find yourself competing for men with plastic princesses and moaning myrtles from the internet
>Guys are developing ED in record numbers, because they can't stop jacking it 8 hours a day. When it comes time for sex, they are already sexually drained by their computer screen.
>Hairy Hands Henry's misfire their pheromones and don't give off the right signals, and interact with females in a natural way. Turn offs
>Men demand increasingly depraved shit in the bedroom. From cuck fantasies, to femdom fantasies, to bondage fantasies. He's so sexed out that he needs to push the envelope to the limit each time to get his dopamine rush
(((Porn))) has enabled entire legions of men to withdraw from society. Instead of working like mad to make themselves respectable relationship material, they can sit comfortably in their mother's basement and still have all their direct sexual needs taken care of. This is where we get our cringelords: weaboos, horsefuckers, /v/ tards....etc
So, should we ban porn? You're never gonna tear them away from it except by force
>>29427484
You're probably right, OP. However, I'm too busy fapping to porn right now to really care
>>29427484
This is going to be me with an oculus rift. What a dream. I can't wait for it to finally come out and vegetate with it on my head all day long in some forest or on a rollercoaster or fucking 2d lolis.
>>29427484
If porn was banned, only more men would go insane and become a danger to themselves and others. Porn is a form of escapism
