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Rowr! Hehehe, hi uncle anon! What are we going to do today?
I see how it is, I'm going to bed.
>>26926927
Finally, I've been waiting for these to come back
Well, I think I'm going to go lay down. How about you get yourself something nice to drink and settle down with a good book. I didn't pull you out of school today so you waste your time on the internet.
>>ITT
greentext the last twenty four hours of your life
>>26925360
>eating
>buying groceries
>talked to an old friend
>argued with angry people on /r9k/
>looked at old youtube videos of gaming
>took out the recycling
That's about it.
I had prayed for death
But I continue living
Then I took a shit
>Lifted
>Ate
>Slept
>Played with my girlfriends emotions because I was bored
>Played CSGO
>Went to college
>Fell asleep on my car instead
>Woke up and am lurking /fit/ because nothing better to do
/daily bionicle general/
>>26924862
Bionicles are gay
>>26924904
they are cool
>>26924904
>bullying your own childhood toys
why would you do this anon?
>stop thinking about it bro
>it will get better dude
>looks aren't that important for girls
>just smile, isn't life amazing anon? how can you be depressed?
Why am I sitting on the dashboard?
Why does everything I do end up in failure? Why can't I unfuck my shit? Why is my brain so fucking retarded? I hate this life.
OP will die a bitter virgin: post #86257.
Who here /manlet/?
We've been getting so much hate recently.
Post your manlet experiences.
Also would any of you consider leg lengthening?
>>26921565
Leg lengthening has many negative side effects.
One guy in the previous manlet general said that he literally can't walk.
Also you can say bye to running or sprinting, aswell as any leg or back focused gym exercise.
There's too many drawbacks to justify having literally a few inches on you.
>several years ago
>5'7
>baby face
>go to movie theater to see PG-13 movie
>walk up to counter and a guy that looks like a freshman in high school asks to see my ID
>choke up and pull out my driver's license
>attempt to watch movie through my tears
>>26921565
nah dude just be cool with what you got
self conscious manlets are absolutely pathetic
What is your deepest darkest secret?I used to suck my dad's dick for toy money.
>>26919296
That I'm a homosexual who desperately wants to suck dick. (Virgin tho)
Other than that, not much.
Im homophobic but have put things in my butt occasionally
I sucked a dick at the request of my then steam bf and put a sharpie in my butt
"Oh hey anon, why are you wearing a shirt at the pool?"
>>26917573
I dont like my back to get burnt.
>mfw people assume I'm shy because I don't take my shirt off
I come from a genetic lineage which has cursed me with extremely sensitive skin. And even sunscreen only nullifies it a little bit.
Plus, I have no fucking clue how to swim (Come at me)
Are you blind? I'm obviously not wearing a shirt...
Y-you shouldn't either
I have a very large collection. Will post relevant monster girls to your roll. I'm playing siege in the background so sorry if I'm a bit late.
>>26917253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE0XBWWRDVU
Thread theme and a roll
>>26917272
so ronery, reroll
>>26917288
Nice, dubs. Op you have baphomet?
Committing suicide when this thread 404s.
Talk me off a ledge, or don't. Do whatever ITT.
>>26916441
What method are you using?
Sage
>>26916469
Hanging. Tried and true. No one is around to cut me down and leave me paralyzed.
Please no. You have so much to live for. LOL.
ITT: We pretend we're Redditors
>pretend
You say that like we aren't on reddit9k
>inb4 buttmad janis
>>27009547
le how dare you le be a man! Misogyny! #Lolmentears Why is el le internet so sexist towards strong women? [TW] xpost from r/twoxchromosomes
Well..you see...I don't see why we have to pretend we're redditors. I mean think about it! What's the difference between somebody on 4chan and somebody on reddit? We both are on the cutting edge of information and have in depth talks about important matters. I don't see why we should segregate people. We all have important views and have something unique to add to the conversation
Are you ok with he size of your penis?
were is the vaginal preference chart?
were is the ass shape preference chart?
were is the tits shape preference chart?
were is the girls are fucking little cumwhore charts
>>27008464
I'm 5x5. I think it's enough
>>27008560
Don't you know that only women are allowed to have physical preferences without looking like a complete prick? Silly anon.
Thinking about wearing one of these
is it autistic or manly?
Not even sure what it is. Some kind of dick anchor to keep it from rubbing against your zipper?
>>27005676
Depends whether you're autistic or manly to begin with.
>>27005698
It's a Norse Paganism symbol.
>>27005676
It depends. If you are a scrawny pale neck beard it's probably a bad idea. If you actually have some muscle and look and act like an alpha male it's possible to pull off. You don't have to be normie to be alpha .
>people on r9k will defend this fat, worthless piece of shit.
>>27005082
women's fault
With that amount of armor he doesn't need our help for defense
>>27005082
...we will?
All we do is jack off and cry, so why don't we share our most used webms? This is a personal favorite of mine. What about you?
>tfw no mardi gras adventures
>>27005076
>he eats her out
chads are fucking gross.
>>27005076
>tfw you have more self respect and self esteem then this unloved slut
What guy actually joins a gangbang?
alright robots, the time is now. how do I start this convo?
my stats: 6ft, muscular, 8/10,
note: am looking for romantic contact, even just a practice gf.
thanks
Something witty about catching. Like a silly pun or something relating about fishing, but put it more on you.
>>27004657
does your pussy smell like the fish your holding?
>>27004688
Don't this is a test to catch people out. she'll know how shallow and bland you are.
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