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>tfw don't smell good
Can any robots recommend me a cologne I can buy at the mall. Something that's a manly woody scent to it would be great. I'm leaving in an hour so will take consideration in everything suggested. Will post what I got at the end.
>Manly scents
Le epic fedora meme.
Just go to a perfume place and ask to smell a few that catch your eye. Or if you are too socially crippled, go to wallmart or similar and try them yourself at the perfume aisle.
20 minutes 42 seconds
>>25336242
Do it, Anon. Do it for him.
fuckin fag
>>25336242
>42 seconds
>post ends in 42
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
Something really fucking annoys me about all the prison gays on /r9k/ who have to appropriate anime to appear "kawaii".
You're so pathetic that you have to ERP with other men despite not being gay and then ruin a great past time too?
/lewd/ and steambros should all be gassed.
Nice opininos, bro... Hope somebody cares enough to "debate" you.
>>25336842
Like I would waste my time trying to talk to those literal subhumans.
Yeah I fucking love anime and cute anime girls but I don't like traps or ERP and it's hard to disentangle one from the other here a lot of time
Females, if your boyfriend were into cuckolding would you do it?
>>25336811
what's the point if he's into it?
nope, I'd dump them instantly. they should be glad that I was a virgin before them.
>>25336831
if he wasnt into it he would just break up with you
http://porneq.com/video/233882/-karla-kush-naomi-woods-two-beautiful-blonde-girls-share-a-bbc/
How short is that nignog
who /realedgelord/ her ?
>wake up in the morning and go immediately to the washroom
>throw an edgy looking middle finger to the mirror
>keep staring into my big black (full of darkness) eyes
>smirk and get out of the washroom without even washing my face
>>25336134
You're an edgelord for posting about it desu ;_;
>>25336231
>pointing out the obvious
The chance of being born is literally around 1 in 400,000,000,000,000. You were incredibly, extraordinarily lucky. You won the gift of life. And now you want to throw it all away?
U know it famalama. Considering there's 7 billion others who won that lottery it should be fine
>>25336802
The chance of me not being born is 0
>>25336802
You could've used that as an opportunity to help robots feel better about themselves... And maybe be productive, when all you've done is add fuel to the fire fire which is hatred for everything. You're such a lovely guy
So your in the bedroom of a Stacey, how do you act?
Like shinji
>>25336788
Like Akira
She sits on my bed, I'm on my computer chair across from her, we talk about stuff for a while, I start getting flirty, tell her how I always wanted to see her on my bed or some dumb shit, she'll probably laugh or ask "doing what?" and I'll probably say "I'll show you" then I'll start kissing her and escalate from there, tbqh.
Why do wageslaves hate on neets so much?
If the free market is god then why don't you just pay more so neets will willing to sell their time for fair wages?
You do realize that selling your time for less than it is worth just to survive is the definition of being a coward, spineless piece of shit right?
>a NEETs time is so valuable they literally get paid just to live
Wagecucks will never reach this level of monetary worth
Because the only real way to drop out of the system is suicide, you can't claim not to take part in system you rely completely on.
If you need the system then you use the system you support the system
>>25336822
Very spooky
If your parents never married or are divorced then you're not really a person.
>>25336714
I... I'm not really a person then ? What does that mean ?
>>25337726
It means you're an illegitimate bastard child.
Does your personhood get revoked if they were divorced later in life?
>So anon, what's your like, sex fetish?
Pooping back and forth.
>>25336575fug off robod
Looking her straight in the eyes during missionary position.
Anyone else here/lieaboutgoingtouni/?
"Graduation" is coming up soon and I dont know what to do
Tell them you got a degree in women's studies so they don't expect anything of you and won't question why you cannot get a job
>>25336549
I told one of my friends when I last saw him 18 months ago "yeah I've finished uni now"
Realised how fucking ridiculous it was to say that when I had dropped out and now I've lost one of my closest school friends by being a /liar/ cant bring myself to have the awkward convorsation about it.
In the same boat since November f@m. I can't break the news to them, what do
>Normies think that doing anything in public alone has a negative connotation.
Why tho
>>25336481
because they don't know how to give meaning to their lives without relying on external factors. they want to be constantly acknowledged by their environment
>>25336481
Cause you look like a creep
>>25336481
Not even vaguely true. While there might be some stigma against doing things by yourself in the evening, matinees, brunches, recreational walks are perfectly acceptable things to do by yourself.
Is anybody able to share YouTube videos that will help pull me out of my Christian mindset.
I want help denying my religious upbringing and deprogramming myself.
why would you want that?
you should learn to interpret the bible for yourself and nothing else. religions are meant to cuck you
>>25336430
There's nothing wrong with believing in God.
Just realize that he is man-made and without him we would have no society.
>>25336522
>believing in God.
>Just realize that he is man-made
if you believe he is man made you can't believe in him at all
>living in a county in the U.S. where the illiteracy rate is over 40%
Holy shit, I never realized that there is a roughly 50/50 chance that anyone I meet will be a literal retard. Makes me feel way more confident. Simply being literate makes me better than half of all the spics in my town.
R u from Burgerland?
>>25336435
yeah, i mentioned that in the first sentence
>>25336364
where is this? I didn't know anywhere in the developed world had literacy so low.
Or are you talking specifically about english literacy? Are these spics that can read spanish but not english? Or can't read at all?
