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Can you cook, Anon?
>>25337339
I can cook pretty dank frozen pizza.
>>25337339
i can cook some top tier shit, with all the cook books i have read and tv i have watched i have endless knowledge, and all my experience starting from when i was a kid adds on.
do i like to cook ? no
>>25337339
Yes and moderately well at that. Now I'm just waiting for someone to wife me.im a boy though
How does this make you feel /r9k/?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SWERWoeEtW
big weck cock?
Lads... Football, really?
is there anything better than posh slags
>>25337279
>>25337245
^GET M U R K E D
>>25337271
arsenal a shit
>tfw used to like white women
>tfw startedd to slowly hate white women
>literally only attracted to asian women
asian women are a meme
speaking of chinks whenever I go to any chinese restaurant I hear the female chinks mumbling to themselves in chinese
what are they saying? are they just pissed?
Asian women are even worse than white women
>make food
>shit guts out almost right aftet eating
No more cooking kebab in the sauna for me lads
Feels good mannen
wish i had a QT to cook delicious healthy food for me
>is employed
>"""robot"""
>is in education
>"""robot"""
>has friends
>"""robot"""
>has/has had gf/bf
>"""robot"""
>isn't kissless/handholdless/handshakeless/conversationless/eyecontactless
>"""robot"""
>has healthy relationship with family
>"""robot"""
>got gifts for Christmas
>"""robot"""
>bought gifts for Christmas
>"""robot"""
>has plans for New Years
>"""robot"""
>has online friends
>"""robot"""
>participates in Omegle threads
>"""robot"""
>has """robot friends"""
>"""robot"""
>loves anyone
>"""robot"""
>expresses human emotions
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""robot"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>passes the captcha
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>robot
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>25337224
What is this, a pissing contest to see who is the most anti social?
You sound like a little bitch anyway.
>>25337263
>>>/r/4chan/
>>>/facebook/
>>>/instagram/
>posting this shit again
Do you have this copied or something? I don't see how posting the same shit will make you feel any better
On another night walk lads
Real photo edition
>>25337183
Haven't done this since I was 17 lad
I don't have the time now that I'm an 18 year old wagefag
>>25337183
Where you walking lad?
Gonna go walk into town later on tonight and take some pictures of all the Christmas lights before they get pulled down.
Just heard my roommate having sex.
>mfw I realize that will NEVER be me
Life doesn't revolve around sex.
Like, when I finally become an astronaut and fulfil my dream of going into space I'll get all the pussy that I want and until then I don't even care about it.
>>25337181
4/10 troll. if you'd find a way to make it less obvious it could be quite good
>>25337181
It's not all about sex, but a huge portion of it is.
>2007, 7th grade
>Finally work up the courage to ask out the cute blonde girl in my science class
>Go up to talk to her
>she says "Wow anon, you look really pale, are you okay?"
>ask in front of entire class "W-will you go out with me?"
>she gets a shocked look on her face and says "ummm... I'll think about it"
>In my head equate that to meaning she said yes
>start telling everyone that her and I are dating now
>tell one of her friends that I'm going to buy her a stuffed animal
>text everyone and say that we're dating
>next day
>one of her friends comes up to me
>"X wanted me to tell you that her and I aren't dating"
>"o-oh, I knew that, I was just kidding"
>avoid everyone for the rest of middle school
I blocked out that memory until just now.
Pic unrelated.
>>25337131
Made a mistake, should have been:
>"X wanted me to tell you that you and her aren't dating"
>mfw a newfag perpetuates the "r9k is for losers and social misfits" meme
But it was, 4chan was as well. It was literally a website for anime made by a 15 year old weeaboo from another site full of social outcasts.
Just because people didn't bitch and moan as much, doesn't mean it wasn't the case. Surely you remember how vile this site used to be, till it got newfag friendly.
I'm sick of life i can't take it much more i drown my self in alcohol punch my self in the face hit my head against walls. nothing is going good at all and i cant take it much anymore...
>>25337045
Whats wrong?
Ill listen.
Well it started about 2 years ago. I started dating this one girl ( yes i know all this over a female ) everything was good a couple times we'd fight and shit and a lot happened we did drugs together movies normal couple shit but things started to go down hill. and i had to stay at my friends house who lived about 5 minutes away from her. Because i was selling drugs and i got her house raided so i would stay at my friends house and wait till she got outta school so i could hangout with her everyday. and Halloween night i had xanax about 12 bars ( 2mg pills ) and i ended up sleeping with my friends older sister who was in a relationship with my other friends brother. and i went to her house my dad shows up i have a pound in my bag so i had to dip. and stashed it i went to the icu. and i go to an inpaitient hospital. and i get a letter saying how were done and how could u do this to me. and that was the begging of a very long journey. after being in for two weeks i went to a rehab for 40 days i get back. i find out shes been sleeping with a guy i used to sell drugs to fucked another guy i sold drugs to. and blew my bestfriend. and then the truth comes out of when we were dating for 2 years she slept with 3 other guys. and didnt tell me. and this is all hitting me at once and for some reason i stil have feelings for the girl. and i dont know what to do i cant take it like my minds gonna blow up.
hello /r9k/
is being a NEET degenerate?
im sick of this job shit, but everyone i know would hate me if i have ever become a NEET because its a no-no thing to not work in their opinion, but im afraid that my life will go even shitter. like, being a normal wagecuck is better than being a 200 lbs fat animetard who sits in his moms basement and eats cheetos all day.
im confused. help me, im not a socially retarded fuck.
>my life is controlled by memes and peoples opinions
You're always going to live a shit life regardless of whether you're a neet or wagecuck you cuck.
>>25336950
Being a NEET is the only way to live against our society's rules.
So embrace the NEETness my friend
>>25336950
We live in a society based off of individualism. Getting the most out for yourself is the definition of success. If you can live as a NEET, there's literally no reason not to.
t. wagecuck
This racebait has gone too far. Not even anonymous boards are safe anymore. Aren't the mods doing a fine job. Nobody will fight it, nobody can fight it, nobody will care enough to post in this thread. I have no problem with black people though this is just a pure invasion like it is everywhere. It's fine though I know we can't fight it. I know. I will be free in my mind.
Both of Bebe's (the autistic black girl) racebait threads just got deleted
Bebe on suicide watch
>>25336913
I'm guessing it had atleast 60 posts first.
>>25336945
Yeah, one of the threads was doing quite well (white male black female)
The other wasn't doing so well (asian male black female)
![beef_tongue_accidental_vagina[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hjkWPW2.jpg "beef tongue accidental vagina[1]")
Is there anything more disgusting in this world than vaginas? I don't think so. They're greasy, smelly, and usually looking awful. Do I have to mention smegma? Don't get me wrong, dicks are pretty bad too, but vaginas are the worst.
>>25336956
They are pockets of bacteria, they are bleeding for a week every month
What we really need is
>>25337024
No, dicks are horrible too. If you think otherwise, you're just plain faggot.
>>25336956
The vile abomination attached to it is even more disgusting.
How exactly does one "keep conversation going"?
This is a thing people have told me I am bad at.
You listen to them and bring something related to the prior subject, when you can you use one of their expresions in a funny way so you let them know that you listen. You can talk about yourself too, most people like talking about themselves, it's pretty boring after a while, it depends on the person and how interested you are.
it helps if you have shit in common. if you have nothing in common and you're not chad, good fucking luck. some people will just blab to you about shit you don't care about for hours, though. not sure that's any better, though, because then you have to pretend to care to not be rude.
