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I start with what I did last weekend:
>be me, 23 NEET, live at parents
>tell parents i will visit a friend next weekend
>parents are happy cause they think i am improving
>actually take bus to small village far away
>stay alone in forest at nice place without any gear, just food, water and books
>try to overthink my live and meditate
>fap without material and enjoy just the nature
>read a lot and occasionally go into a pubs toilett to warm up cause no tent and winter
>return and parents seem happy
>feel very good myself and still better than before
>will fall into nothingsness again i guess
>might do again
>>25338973
Sounds pretty comfy
Hiroyougoddamnchinkniggerfuckyouroriginalityshit
Truly /comfy/
Sounds amazing maybe I do that too someday
>>25338973
sounds like baby steps to normieville
ITT we help each other up.
Give tips and answer questions on how to become more confident, develop social skills, and generally get a life; as well as other robotic endeavors such as getting a job or even a qt gf.
I'll start: confidence in a nutshell, for the kind of people we are, is essentially becoming a meaner version of yourself. At the core of that is not caring about the social repercussions of what you're doing, which is what confidence... is.Hard mode: be nice
you can't, the end.
That's not confidence
Confidence is when you highly believe in yourself without taking yourself seriously
who here/mistreatedbysociety/?
anyone else here get beat down by life/ normies?
>>25338900
You are a normie Spencer
this is like walking into the cancer ward and yelling "who /cancer/ here?"
Romantic relationships make you happy
>lie
Sex makes you happy
>lie
Alcohol makes you happy
>lie
Jobs make you fulfilled and give your life meaning and can make you happy and you should "love your job" and "Follow your passion and make money from it"
>giant fucking lie
Everyone is special
>lie
Happiness must be sought and protected and unhappiness means failure
>lie
Suffering is inherently bad
>lie
Death is terrible
>lie
How many memes have you swallowed?
>OP is a faggot
True.
>>25338978
>everything that didnt work for me is le lie
at least pooping your dipeys make you happy right manbaby?
Everything except I'd imagine the sex part and the suffering part is 100% true.
>tfw really want to robotrip but don't want to taste cough syrup
>>25338910
Buy those Miracle Fruit pills. Makes everything taste sweet or some shit.
>>25338910
you can get DXM pills pretty easily at the store depending where you're at. and you should be able to order pure DXM online no matter where you are
take the gel pills my guy
Should I go full normie mode and buy a ps4 like all my classmates?
maybe i will make some friends
volunteer at hospice instead
>>25338845
I doubt you'll make any friends but there are some fun games you can play.
>>25338937
>making friends with people who will die soon
>be me, 28 neeting it up
>Christmas present opening tiem
>only one gift for Bernd, a key
>Mom and stepdad say it's to my new apartment
>they've paid for 6 months rent, during that time I'm supposed to find a job so I can pay for it
>tell them to fuck off and run away
>headbutt holes in the walls as I run around my home
>stepdad tries to stop me and we almost come to blows
>tell my mother it's her fault and run to my room crying
>hours later she comes to my room and says I can stay
>she's then went out and bought me real presents
Best Christmas ever
kek
I'd have taken the 6 month escape from my parent's house assuming I could get internet at the new place
Wouldn't bother searching for jobs of course
There is no way this is real
I don't want to be mean, but damn dude kill yourself alreadey.
I know you didn't wanted to be born like anyone here, i know you don't want to be like this, but at least you have the choice to end it all, like for real...You're still young and shit, but we all know most people here won't change, ever, so there's no point, end the fucking miserable shit you call your life. When i hit 30 if i haven't done anything for myself like you, i wont even fucking hesitate to pull the fucking trigger, i mean, there's no point beyond that.
Why is cheating such a deal breaker?
Why is casual sex considered cheating?
>>25338821
nice bait, faggot, now fuck off back to /soc/
Are you serious you fucking retarded anime poster?
>>25338821
Enjoy kissing your gf after she sucks another's man dick
everytime I do it only reminds me of me being a try hard kiss less virgin
Can't even bump to Bone Thugs for fuck sakes
So stop. being a tryhard kissless virgin or listening to gangsta rap. Either or.
>>25338853
How? I literally grew up listening to 90s gangsta rap
I cant go on the highway without bumping some Warren G or Cali Lifestyle while sober 2bh familia
>>25338895
I dunno, listen to other music perhaps?
Talk about first world problems...
So what sort of partner do you robots prefer? One who is dominating and who treats you like dirt in sex or one who is submissive and takes what you give them without question?
>>25338777
Nice jackpot trips. Is the question focused on the sexual or non sexual traits?
i'm pretty submissive
just another thing that makes me 100% unattractive to anybody
a switch
sometimes I want a go getter dominant woman, but sometimes a cute submissive woman is nice
switches are the true master race, best of both worlds
>send a message to a friend
>it's obviously not supposed to be funny in any way
>she just responds with "xD"
EVERY TIME
>>25338771
>i hate people with a different sense of humour than mine
>some creeper keeps sending me flirtatious jokey messages
>respond xD to avoid having to make conversation with the uggo creep
bud..it means you sent some weird bullshit and she's only responding so you don't feel bad
How are you at basic household chores, r9k?
Can you:
Cook
Clean
Launder
Tailor
Garden
Tinker
Plumb
Butcher
???
>>25338762
I'm very good at most of them except maybe tailoring and cooking, both of which I'm just average at.
>tfw I'll never be a loving househusband to a hardworking woman
>>25338762
>Cooking
so far meh, but not bad, hopefully someday I'll get good at it
>Cleaning
I tend to vlean a bit carelessly so yeah
>Launder
nope
>Tailor
nope
>Garden
I can keep a plant alive in the pot or vase
>Tinker
nope
>Plumber
I can use the thing to unstuck toilets
>Butcher
I'm bad with knives I think..
so, how bad did I do?
>>25338762
typical robots:
>mocks fellow anon for not knowing how to edit text files in linux to get it to actually work
>has no clue to do something as simple as changing oil in their own car
>cheat on gf
>she threatens to break up with you
What the fuck I thought women liked this shit
>>25338745
This must be bait, right? I fail to acknowledge that somebody can be that stupid.
>>25338842
but women are supposed to like it when their men are desired by others, what the fuck?
>>25338865
>desired
>fucked
I suppose by cheating you meant having sex. Would you like if your gf sucks other dicks?
>bestiality is illegal because "animals can't give consent"
>euthanasia is legal on suffering animals but not on suffering people even though animals can't give consent to being put to sleep unlike humans
Explain.
'Cause normies can't cope with death, or be willing to understand that sometimes life truly isn't worth living.
Normies dont understand that most mammals enjoy sex. They go apeshit it you talk about sex let alone with animals.
>>25338678
so you wanna fuck your dog ?
ITT: List weird shit you can do that you consider almost super power like behavior but not sure if you're just weird.
Me:
>Driving street lights turn off as I pass
>Can hear multiple conversations simultaneously and piece together topics
>Have the weirdest luck
>people find me very cute and treat me very politely and sweetly
>born rich, pretty much a super power
>extremely heavy sleeper, cannot be woken up
>born female
>>25338658
Other people should say if youre supernatural or autistic
Autistic
>>25338729
Did you even read the thread name? Can you piece what those sentences mean?
