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Can women be friendzoned?
For women it's Cocksocket-zoned
>>25341699
It's this or I am dealing with someone way too attractive for me. In those situations, I don't even try it. I know I belong in the friendzone to begin with.
>>25341118
Anyone can be friendzoned
>that time between when you send the message and when she responds
whats it called robots?
Purgatory desu
>>25341079
Life tbqhfam
>>25341079
despair
original robot shit tbqh
This is a public service announcement
If you don't already know you're attractive, you're not attractive
If you don't already know you're ugly, you're not ugly
That is all
What if I neither know I'm attractive nor know that I'm ugly?
>tfw you will never do disgusting things to disgust
If you were ugly at a young age chances are you're atleast average now. Braces/age/working out and puberty CHANGE a lot of shit. Men are still developing after 18
A lot of you would look drastically different if you lost some fat and got leaner and a different hair cut.
what's ur favorite car robots?
Mine's the Chevrolet Impala. Comfortable, beautiful exterior, and economical. What more could a robot off?
Lancia Startos always has been a dream of me to own someday. A man can dream.
take your shitty forced meme back to >>>/o/ fucking GM shill
>>25340736
>American built car
may be economical but it probably will be broke at least 10 times a year so you'll have to fucking walk anyway.
>Vauxhall masterrace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSCXGAd-leg
You guys seen this vid? because you really should do, it's the year 2015 after all.
high test slam pig not related.
>>25340721
It was a terrible year.
>2015
>still hasn't built a cuck shed
I MEAN
C O M E
....N
jesus christ who is that
>last place on Rainbow Road
>pick up a mystery box expecting something good
>it's a mushroom
>first place
>near the finish line on the last lap
>get hit by a blue shell, followed by a red shell
>just as you're accelerating up again
>Wario speeds past you and takes 1st place
>be in 1st place
>get koopa shelled
>get crashed into
>get crashed into again
>some gets starmode as they hit me
>11 place
>>25341163
>guy in 12th place drives by and knocks you into the lava
I feel like I just wasted the whole day away. How do I stop?
Realize that unless you're sleeping 12 hours a day or something like that you're not really wasting your day.
It doesn't matter if you sleep from 12 to 8 or from 4 to 12, it's the same shit.
Get a rythm and stick to it even on weekends and holidays.
>>25340637
Go to bed 30 minutes later each night. It will totally fuck up your circadian rhythm and you will eventually start going to bed at 4 pm and waking up at midnight.
I don't know if this is allowed, but I dropped acid for the first time today. The first two hours ago the second about an hour ago, and I still feel nothing. Did I get ripped off?
>>25340574
you'll find out in the morning
Probably. Give it another hour or two, but you probably got screwed.
https://www.erowid.org/chemicals/lsd/lsd_effects.shtml
Never done LSD myself, but mushrooms and other drugs yes. According to Erowid it should have kicked in by now.
Keep in mind though it could be LSZ or something else if anything.
Give me one reason why cannibalism should be illegal
>protip: you can't
>>25340615
The murder rate would increase due to people wanting human for dinner.
Because the only way to get said human meat would be through murder
After all, I sure don't see any Human Meat Stores around, do you?
>>25340650
>>25340666
I said illegal. Cannibalism is allowed, murder isn't
where did it all go wrong, I drank at a bar by myself for the first time ever, I'm so fucking lonely r9k I fucking hate it, i'm still drunk and upset about it (i live in europe and it's almost 11 pm here)
It started to go wrong when you gave up.
Ive been spending most of my nights smoking cigarettes by myself in a parking lot for the past 2 years. I know these feelings too well.
>>25340617
I tried to make plans with people and they all flaked fampai, I just dont know, the look in the bartenders eyes as each hour passed and I was still sitting alone is what killed me the most
>tfw no fries at the bottom of the bag
>tfw you overslept and mom only brought back mcdonalds for her and dad
>tfw no gf at the bottom of the bag which metaphorically stands for my life
>tfw wife got fries for her boyfriend again but not me
Why do you even want a Japanese gf, robots? They seem like trouble.
http://tokyogirlsupdate.com/girl-tragedies-japan-20151273231.html
>>25340422
Sounds like a bunch of generalizations to me.
>>25340422
I don't want to have anything to do with anyone who is properly Japanese.
I want a nip girl who grew up in the west and is properly westernized and not some Jap piece of shit.
I strongly suggest you and all weebs spend some time with Goodman - A Sociology of Japanese Youth: From Returnees to NEETs
My girlfriend has this best friend guy who is in love with her. Hes a virgin who never had a girflriend, and he tried to get with her but she told him she just wants to be friends.
He texts her a LOT and i glimpsed at some of the texts and they are full of hearts and smileys.
I asked her about him and she says she sees him as one of her girlfriends, but she texts him more than me which makes me feel uncomfortable.
Should i be worried that shes gonna cheat on me with him?
Likely not. I was in a similar situation(I was the guy you are asking about) and apparently her boyfriend hated my guts and even removed me from her facebook. Pretty funny if you ask me. Obviously I didn't send her smileys and hearts or any of that gay shit, just talked to her on occasion.
Why don't you want to be normal?
>>25340311
>implying it's a matter of wanting
kekkeroni toni
It legitimately doesn't seem appealing. And it's not a tangible goal.
>>25340311
I like sitting in my pile of filth that is my life and I'm to lazy to do anything.
Face it, getting involved with women is worse than getting into hard drugs.
At least hard drugs won't leave you for Chad like the whore in pic related. Why are women so rotten?
You should really disregard females and focus on acquiring currency.
We'd have to get girlfriends for them to leave us in the first place. The thought of her leaving you is just an excuse to continue being a lazy useless nigger. Don't think I'm hating either, I'm just as lazy and useless.
>>25340583
Is there any proof if that girl is the same in both pics?
