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Alright guys, which one of you is this?
JANITOR UPRISING
>>25336613
who's that guy in the panel
>>25337742
Doctor Manhattan
http://typing-speed-test.aoeu.eu/?lang=en
iqtest.dk
Post how you do
do this as lit lo
>finally have sex
>chick keeps complaining that it hurts and my dick is to large
wot m8
>>25336534
Ya monkeys hate bananas. On another note, you're bad at sex and the g spot is only 4inches In
IT IS GETTING COLD, IS NOT IT?
GET SO FUKCING DARK IN HERE
>see a qt3.14
>imagine doing qt things with her as my qt gf
>attractive enough that I think I have a realistic shot of getting her to be my qt gf
>think about it some more
>remember that shes eventually going to turn into a cunt and get old and saggy
>decide its not worth it and move on
>do this with every single qt I know
>"hmm maybe shes not so bad, nah shes probably a cunt like they all are"
does anyone else know this feel? I will never be able to have a good relationship with a female because the redpill has ruined my trust in the entire gender
>girl on bus briefly smiles in your general direction
>imagine whole life together
>>25336493
Theres alot of fun in dating and fooling around with women stop being a pussy and giving yourself nonsensical reasons to not talk to them. When your an old ass man you will seriously regret that you wasted your life listening to a bunch of strangers on the internet instead of living your life.
>haven't had a friend in years
Want to play chess?
>Working out for women
You cucks are doing it wrong.
>lifting for a good body
>not doing cardio
>being autistic about what you eat
>wasting money on creatin and supplements
Nobody gives a shit about your body as long as you're not fat or a scrawny faggot other than /fit/-homos. Lift and run to remain healthy, nothing else.
>>25336413
>Working out for men
You faggots are doing it wrong
Why do you robots think when you are tall you can get Girls...
I am 2,05m tall cant get any fucking woman. I am a fucking model still can get a fucking wife because they find me awkward fucking Girls
Why is life so hard..
Cant~ get
>>25336407
Because you are too tall
6'3'' - 6'5'' is the perfect range
>>25336407
stop blaming girls for your awkward personality f.a.m
>tfw have girls that responded to me on okcupid but doing nothing because im autistic and dont know how to make conversation
>le i'm good looking but autistic """subtle""" brag thread
won't work
we've had thousands of these threads over the past 4 years
saged and hidden
Tell them that you only have one hand and things will work out.
>>25336482
really, i have no fucking clue what im supposed to message these girls, how im supposed to turn this into me meeting them and getting a gf
What smells worse a girls rancid vagina or her rancid asshole?
My gf used to only shower every third day. When I'd fucker her from behind I could see and smell her sweaty asshole. The smell would throw me off my game and I'd try push her ass cheeks together.
She also had a yeast infection for like 3 months. It was disgusting..
This was when we first started dating. She is "clean" now. I honestly don't know what the fuck she was thinking.
The pussy was the worst.
>>25337286
Sounds like a hamplanet
Who /failed chad/ here?
>Good facial features
>Tall
>Big salary + bonuses and investments
>Still hate literally everyone
>Depressed and bitter 99% of the time
>Don't even have the luxury of looking like a weirdo to keep people away
>Have to keep up a facade of being amiable
I really wish I could be a fat, disgusting NEETcuck. If only for a week.
take some xanax and become chad anon
>>25336657
I have no hobbies or interests so even if I did I couldn't talk about anything. You have to be interesting to be Chad. All I do is work, drink, read and shitpost.
>iktf bro
I've even had a few girls interested in me, that all ended as soon as they saw how autistic I am and that I have literally no friends and no social life.
What is the perfect breast size?
The largest they can be will still being firm and non-saggy.
>>25336905
C-D
Anything larger or smaller is unproportional for a decent looking female body
>>25336935
this
2 sec mute bla bla
OK, so we're seen millions of posts about "dropping your spaghetti" due to your social anxiety, shyness and autism, but does anyone else have issues with these characteristics making you appear condescending and aggressive to people? LIke you're really just uncomfortable, but to them you look like a stuck up douche?
Here's a good example that happened yesterday: I went into safeway to buy a cold beverage. The cashier says enthusiastically "How's it going." I manage to choke out "hi" meekly while staring straight ahead emotionlessly. After looking at the screen to check the price dropping after I scan my club card, I briefly glance at him as I turn my head back to pay with credit card. He hands my my receipt and says "Happy new year, asshole." It was clearly what he said, though in a low volume voice, and he could just deny it if I asked him "What?" or complained to someone. Being diagnosed with Aspergers and experiencing awkward situations all the time because of my inability to nonverbally reciprocate body language, nothing phazes my anymore, jimmies were 0% rustled. Just got me thinking about how clerks are probably judging me all the time because my autistic demeanour presents itself like I'm looking down upon the lowly wagecuck serving me. Even when I try to feign normalcy by saying "fine how are you" it comes off in a robotic condescending tone. Perhaps this is just because I'm terrible at lying and faking emotions. I don't give a fuck about you, just shut up and take my money, don't get smart with me and try to make some mundane chit chat based on the script your boss posted, and don't judge me because my face isn't emoting, or assume anything I do is about you. You should all be replaced with machines so I won't have to deal with your shit. Makes me want to go out my my way to shop at places that have self-checkout, and use cash instead of credit card so the cashier doesn't know my name.
of course it's common retard. people think you don't reciprocate because you don't want to instead of because it's uncomfortable/you can't/you don't know how
>>25336349
Is there a better way to deal with it? besides being a shut-in, or wearing an "don't judge me I'm autistic" shirt.
Doesn't help that I look like a well-to do normalfag until someone tries to talk to me
>had really bad dandruff ever since puberty
>it feels like its getting slightly worse each year
I've tried shampoos, home remedies, and even shaving myself bald. It never stops. The constant itching is driving me insane. Any other robots have advice for this?
HEAD
AND
SHOULDERS
>>25336916
That shit does not work at all
GO
TO
THE
DOCTOR
THEN
If you play vidya you are a normie and need to get off my board
>>25336295
too late robocock, we have complete control.
All your memes are belong to us X--D
