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>amazing food is on par with sex
inb4 a billion angry virgins rush the thread
veegee reeeee bump
Food >>>>>>>>>>>> being depressed >>>>>>> sex
I hate sex.
>steaks
>sleep at 5AM
>wake up at 1PM
>don't know how to fix it
who horrible sleep schedule here?
>>25332885
Just stay up for 24 hours w/o coffee etc anon
story of my life
>get my sleep schedule where i go to sleep every night at 10pm
>after a week im awake at 3 am again
>>25332897
i've read that this fucks you up even further
good morning wagekek
rise and shine!
another day another dollar. Are you all keeping up with the joneses?
Ofc. I look forward to my salary I'll be getting in january since I worked 24days now in december. It'll be about 2500dollars give or take. And honestly I couldnt take just sitting at home by the PC since I have had some rough times now the last couple of months. Working keeps my mind occupied. work being like 7mins walking distance away is comfy too
Called in sick today.
I have Friday off
Fuck yes this week only three days of a shit tier office job that pays butt.
most wagies are on christmas/new years break
Seriously I never even thought about how girls had previous boyfriends, but now I can't help but think of how nearly all girls have been with other guys.
It shouldn't matter but after seeing so many posts on r9k about it, it's like sitting at the back of my head all the time.
I'm legitimately turned off now by a girl not being some kind of pure virgin.
God fucking dammit dude.
>>25331726
If you're so impressionable that r9k can change your world view, you should consider suicide
>>25331739
C-u-c-k detected.
>>25331753
I'm gay you faggot, enjoy being around nagging bitches
Why are cowtits so utterly irresistible?
>utterly
>not udderly
ONE JOB.
>>25331479
Y'know I was actually about to do that, but thought it'd be meme'ing too hard, so I just decided to settle on cowtits being legitimately irresistible.
You can use them for boxing training.
>be in a college class last september
>sitting mid rear of the class, so as to stand out the least
>enjoying the many attractive girls wearing short shorts
>get to the classroom early and leave last
>eyes track the legs of every attractive girl who walks in and out of the classroom
>one day, a girl walking in looks in my direction and says "what are you looking at?"
>shrink in my seat, avert eyes
>not really sure if she's even talking to me, lots of other people sitting around me
>eventually, the moment passes, pretty sure no one else noticed
>never return to that class
Why the fuck do you think anyone cares about your faggy little story, faggot?
>>25331308
You are an asshole
>>25331308
Why the fuck weren't you even more aggressive to this disgustingly faggy faggot?fag
>You used to call me on my cellphone
What the fuck is this trash? Do normalfags seriously believe this is good music?
>>25329844
that's not even the good part of the song.
I legitimately don't know. this song is fucking shit, just like 99% of today's "music".
Do you expect popular artists to make good music 24/7?
http://www.neurosoup.com/krystle-cole/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoAHoREHLmE
Whatever happened with this Krystle neurosoup bitch? Saw a thread a few days ago about it on /x/ (of all places), and all the comments, but now they're disabled obviously.
This bitch took part in torturing a guy, for idk how long.
>dude is in love with her
>she basically seduces him into a cage so her and her bf can torture him while both her and her bf are tripping balls
>inject his dick and balls with idk what
>cut his dick and balls a bunch
>torture him a FUCK ton
>leave him for dead in a field
>he doesn't fucking die
>well connected so just say "zomg he made me" and gives up her druglord bf/husband or w.e. and walks off entirely free of charges because -woman- who was -forced to ingest lots of random fucking hallucinogens- so she dindu nuffin
>now has semi-successful youtube channel guiding druggies on their acid trips
>never once admits to her crimes, she's off totally free remember?
>someone on here finds her and her story
>her videos are flooded with comments of "y u torture dudes bawls" etc
>blocks comments a day later
No idea how long the torture went on, but it seems /r9k/ so since I heard it on /x/ and went to /b/ without a single response, thought you guys might know any more recent developments. Seems like she's got some atoning to do, but anyone know if they gave up screwing with her? Personally, it pisses me off to a whole other level, and I'd rather she not get off with a slap on the wrist for ruining this guys life.
She's got this whole youtube channel and website claiming to pretty much be an all-around hallucinogen guru (12 y/o FB level posts/vids btw), and she never once mentions this guy that she totally fucking ruined supposedly only because she was using the very drugs she is promoting. Now she makes her money telling people "hey, your dog and you have chemical/spiritual connections so send me pics of ur dog and I'll paint him for A TON OF MONIES."
Meh. Who cares
>>25329246
the only thing I know about this bitch is she is
>le drugs girl
>>25329286
Sorry Idk why I wrote that whole post lol looking at it now it's long as fuck and creepy, despite never being on /r9k/ I probably belong here.
I just wanted to know how that panned out.
Also she sorta does deserve to get her fingernails bamboo shooted or something, you have no idea what she did to that guy before she walked away with not even a slap on the wrist. Society functions because people get punished for their crimes, at least at a somewhat consistent rate.
How /completelyignorant/ here? Post basic knowledge that you don't have
>have absolutely not a clue about politics
>words like democrat/republican/left wing/right wing/Trump/etc have absolutely no meaning to me
>don't understand how taxes work
>I couldn't fix a broken chair if my life depended on it
>literally no knowledge of history, I think WW2 started when in 1941 by marcians, by thats about it
>>25325344
>a broken chair
what a weird choice of item
you just like, make the legs equal height
also yukko is not an idiot s m h
>>25325344
>know literally JACKSHIT about economics and the financial system
>studying economics
>>25325399
Yukko a baka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcQFBdLNvZU
Comfy thread for vidya. Vidya is comfy in it's own right so we're mainly talking about that. What have you been playing? I'm about to play pic related.
haven't played recently but it was comfy
>>25324583
It's gone to complete shit and the community has been filled with 12 year old autists.
>>25324552
oblivion was maximum comfy
I used to enjoy just walking around the waterfront area in the imperial city
the arena was really fun too
Shit I might need to go back and play this
another slow day for britfeel edition
Maximum rape
>>25318138
>>hurr it's ok I haven't used it
Fuck this, the amount of times customers have brought back a gift card and ask for a refund and I say I can't, we don't refund gift cards and vouchers incase they've been used and then they get offended when you say I don't know if you haven't used it though. One woman asked if I was calling her a liar and I said you very well might be, as if I've known her for years and we were close pals or some shit
Go on then you bellend, considering you went to the effort.
>What perverted things did you do as a kid? Or even as a teenager?
I was such a pervert when I was a kid. I got away with so much shit. I have a lot of stories.
>be around 10 years old
>go to community pool
>wearing goggles underneath the water
>looking at all the womens' asses
>spot a milf with incredibly round ass
>swim up to her
>grope her big wet ass
>swim away and hide under water
I'll be posting more stories. But here's what I did in general as a kid/teenager
>took tons of creepshots
>stole many panties
>groped many women
So growing up both of my grandmas didn't look too bad. They both were thick, had big asses, and big tits.
>be in 7th grade
>summertime
>grandma and I go to the beach
>grandma is wearing a leopard bikini
>he tits look like they're about to burst out
>they're fucking huge
>her ass looks amazing
>swim in the water with grandma
>as she walks around gaze at her wet ass
>hug grandma so I can feel her tits on my body
>stealthily unhook her bikini
>her tits pop out
>can't resist, I grope them
>feel like heaven
>she moves away
>tells me she'll tell my parents
>beg her not to, tell her I was curious
>she decides not to
>we get home
>she puts her bikini in the laundry
>I find it and take it
>go to bathroom
>jerk off furiously with bikini around my dick
>had one of the best orgasms of my life
As for my other grandma
>be at her house
>be in kitchen
>she's cooking
>Im sitting at the table
>can't stop staring at her round ass
>walk up to her and grope her ass
>she tells me that's inappropriate behavior
>I sit down
>later I watch her while she changes
>masterbate furiously
with the year drawing to a close let us discuss the various memes that sprung up this year.
>c.u.c.k
>f.a.m.
>s.m.h
>t.b.h
and of course pepe had a big year this year.
So what was your favorite meme of the year?
JAJA IS BEST MEME
My ex made it clear she doesn't want to be with me ever again or even keep in touch. And yesterday I found out she fucked another guy.
How do I get over her? She was so adorable and perfect. I have no idea if I can ever find another girl I love as much as her.
Try asking /adv/, normie dog
>only play older games
>decided to see what all the hype is about with ps4 and xbone
>buy a ps4
>games cost outrageous amounts
>say fuck it and get halo
>beat it in 3 days
What the fuck? It takes weeks to beat most of my ps2/xbox games, why are games so god damn easy now? and what's with the ridiculous fucking prices? everything is so shit now.
Games have been $60 for years now
>>25335941
Really? I didn't know. I haven't looked into new video games in a really long time.
>>25335941
This
They've always been around that price range
As for why they're so easy, it's because when they make a hard game only 10% of the players enjoy it and the other 90% complain that it's too hard
Thus making easy games reels them in the money, and as always, that's all the Devs care about
![krystle_cole_2012[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CkUb4so.jpg "krystle cole 2012[1]")
