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Back to work tomorrow edition
>Tfw I've still got 2 essays to do before I go back to uni next week
Fucking kill me lads
What's happening in the UK, lads? I've been gone for a while.
How do I ask the cutey at work out lads?
>>25308632
Terrorism and flooding
>>25308638
>oy oy you slag! How's about you come polish me knob,eh?
>>25308617
I don't start work till the fourth famalam
Also need a new op image with a brown, wilted tree, piles of turkey sandwiches and a taunting Jools Holland
no plans on NYE lads
>>25308617
>the brits like keion
god bless, you truly are our greatest ally from across the Channel
>>25308626
I have an exam on the 6th and a pretty big programming assignment in on the 7th. Done fuck all over christmas so probably going to do a shitty job of them.
>>25308680
>>>/int//brit/
Wrong thread relative
>>25308639
>tfw you've literally never had a problem asking a girl out and now you're shitting it for some reason
>this is me
Work is closed until the 4th.
But work is all I have to live for, I hate having time off.
>>25308703
I thought I was the only one. I'm bored as fuck sitting around the house all day
>>25308617
>not updating the OP image so that half of it is underwater
Raise your game OP-kun
>>25308732
It was 10:21, if people wanted good they should have made it themselves and done so in good time. I'm the repost of last resort
Bit of a pickle, lads.
Since November I've been working back breaking shifts at a warehouse. Saved a good 2.5 grand and now it's all over. Got 2 other 0 hour contract jobs that I can go back to at any point.
But I don't want to. I just don't want to wage slave anymore.
It was terrible. They were night shifts, I didn't see sunlight for about 4 weeks and had to work through being ill, through days solid of getting home, sleeping and waking up, lucky if I had enough time to wash myself before leaving for work again.
Do you know how it feels when you open up your laptop and it's a 4chan thread from about a week ago? It's not a nice feel.
What should I do? I used to be OK with wage slaving because I'd take advantage (taking small/unrecorded things), and it gave my purposeless ass something to do. But now I have no purpose and no desire to work, so what the fuck do I do?
>>25308732
That's not really a nationwide feel, just a small amount of people who live in bumfuck nowhere. If you want to stay topical have a blue Audi smashed through the front of the job centre
>>25308752
Quit. It's ok, society will look after your lazy arse when you simply can't be bothered.
>>25308766
>If you want to stay topical have a blue Audi smashed through the front of the job centre
que?
>>25308766
Did I miss something?
>>25308795
>>25308781
Some 88 year old man drove full speed into the front of a Costsa Coffee and killed someone, happened on Christmas Eve
>>25308772
I'm not going back to the job centre. They broke me down last time. I couldn't stop crying and she cut the 2nd mandatory interview that week short.
>>25308822
I assume this happened in your area, and that area was probably LONDON, so you assume that everyone gives more of a shit than flooding that has evacuated thousands of people and had the army mobilised.
>>25308827
Ah, so you've been building up to a """"disability"""" claim, showing you gave it a go but it' all just too much for your poor 'ickle feelings. Well played.
>>25308822
Dang. Only thing I knew about was a huge car accident in Oxfordshire on Christmas Day, and I only knew about that because it stopped all the traffic and I was sitting here wondering where the fuck my ride was. I assume that happened somewhere local to you?
>>25308752
Month off work plenty of sunlight until you get bored, suicidal or poor
>>25308845
Eh, maybe it was only on the local news then, I don't actually remember.
>>25308766
>floods not a nationwide feel
>suggests blue audi smashed through job centre
>>25308626
>tfw I've got to do a 3000 word draft chapter of my dissertation
JUST
>she will never be yours
>>25308822
I remember seeing that shit on msn news
>>25308995
>msn news
for what purpose?
>>25308918
East Anglia wins once again. I can't wait to tell my sister and wife. She'll be happy.
>>25309019
It's just been my start up page for decades.
What's your website start up page?
>>25309029
/v/ of course
best news site for gaming
>>25309029
Poleaboo's secret facebook page
>>25309029
>still using internet explorer
>>25309111
I use firefox, bruv.
>>25309066
Link? I won't share it, promise.
>>25309022
>Bedford reporting
Feels good man
JESUS CHRIST
I was just browsing through normiebook looking at all the Chads and Stacies I used to go to school with on my phone and I accidentally liked the post of one of the biggest Stacies from my year bragging about how she's getting a Chad over for drinks.
The post was from 3 years ago.
Fuckin hell. At least I know I'm never gonna see any of them ever but she's not even friends with me on normiebook which makes it even weirder. Can't imagine what she's gonna think when my name pops up as having liked a post.
>>25309193
Calm down. It's likely she doesn't even remember who you are and won't give a shit.
>>25309193
>"who the fuck is Anon?"
>"ooh, chad just posted a pic of himself shirtless in the snow"
It'll last half a second, if that.
Are there any other Britbots who are raging homos here?
>>25309222
>>25309229
Hopefully, I don't want them thinking about me though. The only reason I was looking at it is because the one loser who they're friends with is also friends with me so I've been seeing all their faces crop up over Christmas in all their get together pics where they pretend to look happy and all that shit.
>>25309193
I once commented on a girl's poetry and complimented her. She replied on the post saying it was weird I had found it because it so old and that my comment was "creepy".
>>25308918
>any of those areas
>relevant
m8
>>25309256
>robot
>homo
think again
getting laid as a fag is almost as easy as being female
Has anyone met up with people who used to be monumental twats in school years later?
I'm back home and asked one of my good friends from back in the day to come to the pub but he wants to go hang out with a bunch of guys who were essentially bullies in school. So I don't know if he's so lonely he's hanging out with them or if they're alright now.
I imagine they won't be outright cocks but I can't picture them being decent even if we're all in our mid 20s.
>>25309193
I did that once while quickly scrolling with my thumb. You can tap it again to unlike but its probably too late
>>25309350
If you unlike it won't give them a notification that you liked it.
It used to, but it was too easy to abuse; I would often fill someone's notification queue just by liking and unliking one image.
>>25309350
Most people have notifications turned on so they get told whenever someone likes/comments on one of their shitbits.
Unliking it won't get rid of that.
>>25309367
>If you unlike it won't give them a notification that you liked it.
Patently false
>>25309374
It's not. The only way they can know is if they were online, otherwise it doesn't tell you (or you have email notifications enabled but very few people set that up).
>>25309369
Just tried it, liked and unliked a photo on another account then logged into it - nothing.
So just unlike the photo and you're fine.
>>25309193
>terrified of accidentally liking some sick porn film
>religiously check normiebook after each fap session just in case
Why do they even have like buttons on porn sites anyway, seriously
>>25309409
It's a requirement for ad revenue
>>25309409
>doesn't share good porn finds with bros
Nothing better than a good fap rec.
>>25309409
Fuck being logged in when going on porn sites, any site that has facebook integration logs your visit against your account so there's a record of it somewhere.
having a wank lads
>>25309256
Nope, just single
>>25309348
Easier to get laid, harder to get a relationship because most gays seem promiscuous as fuck along with having a smaller dating pool. Probably works out very well for them if they're promiscuous and only interested in fucking, though, so I guess you're right anyway.
>>25309461
Mate robots don't even have the option to get laid. There's a reason people call us incels.
>>25309461
Gay is much disgusting people, very unnatural, offensive to many
>>25309479
>incels
Nobody uses that word and you should stop immediately
>>25309479
You could probably fuck so some disease ridden whore which is the same option open to gay robots.
Gays have high as fuck standards and all think like women "I had chad/18yr qt before so why should I take anything less now?"
>>25309496
It's not a label robots choose, but others call us incel to shame us.
>>25309479
I'm not saying whether gays are robots or not, though. I just said they have it easier to get laid, they don't have it easier for a relationship because they generally have the need to stick their dick in anything with another dick while also having not even half the dating pool of a female. Like, I'm not even saying you're wrong, I'm just throwing that out there.
>>25309515
Robots don't get laid. Gays have an easy time getting laid.
Do the maths mate.
>Bought my mentally handicapped little brother an interactive world map for christmas
>http://www.amazon.co.uk/LeapFrog-LeapReader-World-Map-Works/dp/B003GIS8TS
>basically he touches it with a pen and it reads the name of the country or a fact based on what the pen touches
>he has spent the last 2 days literally just tapping the words 'Saudi Arabia' over and over again
>walked into the room and tried to show him Europe
>he started crying
>tfw my town is one of the most Muslim in Britain
>>25309510
>I had chad/18yr qt before so why should I take anything less now?
This attitude's always funny as fuck, especially when they're some horror who got lucky when a Chad had blue balls and now think that's what they're capable of having a relationship with.
>>25309527
>I'm not saying whether gays are robots or not, though.
Nowhere is our discussion the same thing
>>25309297
>Normies posting shit to Facebook for years and years
>Using it to stalk each other all the time
>Calling people creepy for looking at their posts
it's my 22nd today robots
what should I do to celebrate
>tfw I'm so much of a faggot that I can't drink beer unless it's made into Shandy first
>>25309554
You fucking did you lying piece of shit.
>any other Britbos who are raging homos
You directly said that robots are capable of being homosexual. Fuck off.
>>25309570
Treat yourself to a steak. Not because it's your birthday, but because it's a steak
>>25309581
Mister, try reading MY post again, and see which two posts I replied to before accusing me of one completely different. >>25309461
>>25309573
Shandy is quite nice in summer desu
>>25309570
get a 3d waifu
>>25309533
Dunno why but I laughed at this
>>25309573
Why not just get tops just to take the edge off
>>25309533
made me chuckle
>>25309621
it's a funny post
How do I learn to not feel, lads?
>waiting for a package
>cars keep driving up and down my street that is normally fucking dead
>>25309570
Happy birthday mate
Go to the gym, start getting swole for summer
Your present will come when you see an Adonis staring back at you in the mirror
>>25309648
It's kinda like when you want to get a job and they tell you that you need work experience.
>>25309648
you're born to feel lad
>>25309573
Beer tastes disgusting mate. I just have a cider
>entry level position
>Offer shit entry level wage to people with experience
>they turn it down because they don't want to work for buttons
>lets hire some contractors for more than the wage the experienced people wanted
>>25309826
Sounds like something my council would do.
>>25309826
>Le cultural fit
>>25308617
>Back to work tomorrow edition
I know that feel
>>25309852
This is meant to be a private company, they do basically have a monopoly though
>>25308617
Needs more flooding in the OP
>Back to work tomorrow
hehehe
My calendar for the next six months looks like this
-January = Nothing
-February = See GP for new MED3 certificate
-March = Nothing
-April = Nothing
-May = Nothing
-June = Nothing
Is B&Q gonna be open today lads? Fancy doing some painting.
>>25310044
12 months on non stop anime, how exciting anon.
>>25310122
Sunday opening hours all round matey
>walked to town with the wind blowing directly in my face for 25 minutes to put some money in the bank
>bank is closed
>apparently today is a "substitute boxing day" national holiday
What the fuck is that?
What a complete waste of fucking time, I even checked on the Santander website and it said in the Christmas period they would only be closed on boxing day.
Going to get myself a chicken chorizo baguette from Greggs. 3 British Pounds but I've earned it, I need to calm down.
I have no passions, hobbies, interests besides reading and I have almost zero motivation to do anything. I became quite depressed midway through my first year of uni but stuck it out because my parents were paying. Uni ended in May and I've done nothing since.
I need to get a job soon so I can earn money to live but the thought of working is so fucking soul-crushing.
Any of you lads have/had similar situations? What did you do? All I can find online about dealing with shit like this is variations of 'oh you want a job you like? try finding your passion and doing that!' which is fucking useless.
>>25310334
>What the fuck is that?
Boxing Day was on a weekend so they move the bank holiday to the next week day. Otherwise people would miss out on one because mot don't work Sundays anyway.
Next year both Xmas Day and Boxing Day are at the weekend so Monday & Tuesday will be Bank Holidays
>>25309660
I know this feeling.
>living with parents
>ordering anime figures and merch all the time
>get up early every delivery day so I'll be the one that takes the package
>live in street where <25 cars drive down it each day
>suddenly 25+ cars in the space of an hour
I just don't want them doing their usual "what's in the box?" routine
>>25310403
maybe you shouldn't be an anime faggot then.
My coworkers want to play video games with me on PS4 but I can never be bothered and they think I hate them. I like to play video games alone without talking to people, is that too much to ask
>>25310398
I'm 26 and I've honestly never heard of "substitute boxing day" in my life.
I'm more disconnected than I thought
>>25310410
Fuck off normie, anime is life
>>25310426
It only makes a difference if you have a job
anyone here play old school runescape?
>>25310453
Yeah mate, every day
>>25310456
is there an r9k clan chat?
>>25308918
I'm never moving up North ever. Thank god for being born down South.
>>25310365
I went onto jobseekers as soon as I left uni and got a programming job within about 5 weeks. It was absolutely awful and I hated every moment of it. When I tried to take a holiday after a year on the job, I got fired.
After that I spent a year on jobseekers intentionally not looking for a job, but eventually I started looking again when I was told I would have to do one of those slavery programs in a few weeks.
My new job is great and I love it but that's probably a rare occurrence.
>>25310504
What do you do now?
I really need a job that doesn't make me want to go postal
>>25310478
I hope for your sake you're not a Londoncuck.
>>25310535
Hampshire m8
pre-emptiveblox
>>25310545
hello fellow hampshire lad
>>25310558
oi oi
why is it so fucking warm here this is not Christmas weather
>>25310570
Allah is changing our weather so it's more like home to our new British-Muslim citizens
>>25310570
beauty of the south
>>25310585
fuck off
>>25310523
Still programming, this one is working on a LIMS web portal in C# and the last job was working on a dedicated server provisioning system in Java.
I don't think the actual task is as important to my happiness as how well I get on with my co-workers, I couldn't stand my boss previously and that made every day a slog.
>>25310365
I was in a very similar situation.
>What did you do?
Became a NEET.
>>25310456
also add me if you want
my user is waxiest
>>25310591
>tfw still too warm to not sweat on long bike rides
I just wanna wear a ton of layers and go on a long-ass trek then get roasty toasty by a fire at some pub at the end of my journey
>>25310599
> from Java to C#
Hah, do you ever find yourself trying to use a Java class in C#? I've been writing C# for ~6 years now, still find myself trying to use HashMap<T> in C#, or a LINQ method in Java.
>>25310652
I also spent a lot of time doing PHP and Javacript, so my big problem is foreach loops, I nearly always pick the wrong one:
for(var x in arr)
foreach(var x in arr)
for(String x : arr)
foreach($arr as $x)
I wish they would just pick one style and stick to it.
where the fuck is everyone?
>>25311016
All in work
>>25311025
It bank holiday mate, get a day off from the wageslavery
>>25311050
Double time on bank holidays. /britfeel/ is a general for hard working normies saving up for mortgages and their kid's futures
>>25309193
>when a girl has on her profile, no "weirdos"
>>25311016
Sitting in my room eating toast and drinking pepsi desu
>>25311069
That's only if you are a retailfag
>>25311016
sat in my room saving photos of my waifu while i wait for an amazon delivery
>>25311095
>girls bio is 'dont add me'
>add her anyways
D E V I L I S H
>>25309826
>with a much higher _______
libido?
>>25311192
>with a much higher _______
self-esteem
>>25311095
Who sees that and thinks "Well gee I'm a weirdo better not then".
>>25311214
>with a much higher _______
aptitude
>>25311192
>>with a much higher _______
Blood pressure
>>25311192
>with a much higher _______
test level
>>25311016
Just got back from the gym drinking whey and eating a fruit and but trail mix
>tfw had the whole gym to myself
>tfw next week its gonna be full of fat/lazy cunts hogging all the equipment with no idea what they're doing, fucking up my routines
Nice while it lasts I guess
>>25311192
>with a much higher _______
erect penis
>>25311192
It was just experience in the field essentially but I redacted it.
>>25311247
>with a much higher _______
bank balance
>>25311192
>with a much higher _______
Reddit karma
>>25311192
>with a much higher _______
height
MANLETS BTFO
>>25311069
I'm saving up for a 50 inch TV and anime toys desu.
Speaking of which, should I cop this or naw, PriPara was a very cute show
>Back to work tomorrow
i cant wait
>>25311016
playing tf2 feeling sorry for myself, might watch a film in a bit, you lads recommend anything?
>>25311460
depends what sorta movie you're feeling mate
>>25311443
you on the tools lad?
>>25311460
i watched prisoners again last night, great film. one of my favourites
>>25311016
Playing Battlefront, bout to get ready for work
>>25311460
I'm thinking about watching The Great Escape, I normally watch it on Christmas but I couldn't get away from the family long enough this year.
Or the Hitchhikers guide movie because I haven't seen it in a long time.
>>25311502
>>25311536
>watching anything but american psycho for the 500th time
>not aspiring to be Patrick Bateman
Nerds
>>25309932
>Best performing worker in my deparment
>6 month review
>anon, you're brilliant at what you do, but you should try and be a bit more social
I am not on bad terms with anyone, and do already make a bit of an effort to converse with them often, just getting hassle because I'm not some super chad
I'm fucking sick of taking care of my dad it's ruining my life
>>25310504
that's fine but I for one don't know how to program. My degree is fucking useless and in no way helped set me up for the 'go-to' job that people try to get into after it. I wasted 3 years and 40 thousand pounds for something that didn't help me and I hated after six months.
what albums are good from the last few months lads
need to use these what fl tokens up
>>25311652
Pylon by Killing Joke is my AOTY and came out in October:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN4PfMfafhw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4wdbibV3IM
>>25310044
>Needing certificates
>Not being on ESA
who else here /basement/ approved?
>>25311817
Nice try Bob, most British homes don't have basements.
Have yourself a very Maki Christmas.
>>25311487
aye, labour work, isn't half bad really, just long hours really
>>25311941
but chrissy is over
>>25310438
I'm not a normie, but I'd rather be a normie than an anime loving faggot.
Fapping to some japanese cartoon, which the animators have simulated her giving you affection and love.
>>25311964
Cuteness trumps logic lad
I'm back in the North East visiting my parents for Christmas and forgot how comfy it is up here.
Quiet, picturesque fields, decent sized houses, everyone is friendly, everyone is white, big cars and pickups, farm types just casually walking down the path with shotguns.
There's a house for sale nearby: detached, two massive gardens, garage, shed, summerhouse, 4 bedrooms and two bathrooms - 185,000 pounds. That wouldn't buy me a shitty flat down south.
I know there's pretty much no jobs here and prospects can be dire, but damn is it comfy living.
any lads in here ever been to a dominatrix? what was it like? thinking of going myself desu
>>25311300
yeah looks nice
wish I had that kind of money to spend
so what do you guys do with anime toys? fap over them or shove them up ur bacon butty?
>>25312219
aleawdat 'iilaa diarihim, baki
>>25312085
>Quiet, picturesque fields, decent sized houses, everyone is friendly, everyone is white, big cars and pickups, farm types just casually walking down the path with shotguns.
Everyone drowning in flood waters, army helicoptors flying overhead, a million gypsies living in people's gardens
>>25312219
Presumably the same thing I do with band merch: put it in a display case.
>>25312287
No floods up here mate. It's all in the North West/Yorkshire. It's been dry snd sunny most of today and yesterday.
>stayed up all night getting shit faced in bed
>went to sleep at 9am
>got woken up at 1pm by screaming children outside
>rode my micro scooter to the shop still drunk as fuck
>bought a crate of beer, an innocent smoothie and some of those Tesco duck waprs
>rode back home
>threw up loads in the loo and over the bathroom wall
>cleaned it up
>now in bed watching all the football eating my duck wraps and got spaghetti in the oven
Great day so far team.
>>25312397
>duck wraps
The ones with hoi sin sauce? Those are the most godly of wraps, though I usually get co-op ones.
>>25312397
How the fuck do you carry that shit on a micro scooter?
>>25312397
>spaghetti
>oven
what
>>25312397
>rode my micro scooter to the shop
You have to be at least 18 to post here you know.
![1rkkz5rd.wizardchan.tfw crying[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VLXsdzp.jpg "1rkkz5rd.wizardchan.tfw crying[1].jpg")
stuck in a rut guys
>>25312219
Put them on a shelf to collect dust and try in vain to find somewhere to store the inevitably gigantic boxes that must be kept in pristine condition.
>>25312417
Yea mate they are the kiddies
>>25312428
Put it in my backpack
>>25312433
>not keeping your spaghetti in the oven
>>25312461
>2015
>not making a micro scooter your primary mode of transport
basic desu
>>25312504
I cycle everywhere but I think I knackered my rear tyre once when I overloaded my backpack with too much weight. Managed to get a stone properly embedded deep in there :/
>Need to go clean up my flat before I move out
>Currently living with my parents
>They keep giving me shit about being lazy because I haven't gone to clean it up
Am I wrong for getting mad at them getting mad at me about this? It has absolutely fuck all to do with them, it's my flat that I'm clearing, if I told them I'd done it they'd be none the wiser. I can't understand why they're getting their knickers in a twist over it.
>>25312255
whats this paki shit? can any brummies translate?
>>25312525
Deflate the innertube, take the tyre off the rim and pull it out with tweezers then, mong
>>25312545
tell em to fuck off
>>25312570
Yeah but what good is a tyre with a fucking hole in it, replaced it with a nice Schwalbe Durano Plus.
>>25312482
what sort of rut? Is it a bad rut? What would shake you out of it?
>still waiting for delivery from amazon
it's been out for delivery for 3+ hours now
>>25312525
Wouldn't happen on a scooter senpai
>>25312630
It's a bankholiday lad. I'd give up
>>25312500
>Put them on a shelf to collect dust
How deep are they? Unless they're ridiculously huge I bet you can find a shadow box to fit them in, then you can mount them on the wall.
>>25312545
Did they act as the guarantor for your rental agreement? They'd be liable for excesses on your cleaning deposit if you left it a mess and didn't have the money to pay for it.
>>25312596
Oh you're a road bike faggot, still shouldn't have imagined the hole was very big to make a difference anyway, just wasted money desu
>tfw you find out your Nordic crush is a coal burner
;_;
>>25312665
eh the stock tyres were crappy anyway, at least I'm protected now. I use it to commute so punctures fuck me up.
>>25312630
Amazon deliver up to 9pm, hold on brother
>>25312667
>Nordic crush
How do you have a crush on a woman in a burkah anyway? Great eyes?
>>25312646
ahahaha, literally got delivered about a minute after i made that post
>>25312690
it has arrived m8. now i'm gonna get drunk
>>25312646
Amazon logistics have delivered to me today, its a normal working day for them.
>>25312397
Bet you look like a right skegend riding a scooter with a crate of beer
>>25308703
>>25308723
get some hobbies you retards
>>25312760
I have no hobbies but I'm such a retard that I have grown to love my slavery.
>>25312630
It'll end up getting thrown in your porch, or just somewhere near your door, around 6pm. I got my delivery of coffee nice and early this morning. Not to rub it in.
>>25308703
>>25308723
Hah I'm the same, I always end up getting in trouble because I have 5 days left to use at the end of the year.
When I do take time off all I do is sit around the house.
>>25312667
Could be worse, my crushes FWB is a 6'4 paki.
>>25312702
Thats haram
>>25312736
I look cool mate
Also I have no idea what a skegend is. That some type of new pikey slang?
>>25312822
>I'm proud to be a cuck
>>25312609
Just in general, which is worse.
I've had 2 weeks off work and all I've done is eat, drink, shitpost and watch youtube spending all time alone. I've got no social life and can't imagine I would enjoy one anyway, no hobbies; all I do is work and come home, a pathetic individual basically.
Anyone else /boozeeverynight/ here?
>>25312898
But that would ruin my gains
>>25312895
me too senpai
I don't know how my life would change at this point, it's just shitposting and vidya when I'm not working
Maybe I should join a gym, at least be /fit/
>>25308617
>Back to work tomorrow
Ree! Fuck no ;_;
>>25312895
Further to add, I weigh nearly 14 stone so I've had to knock the booze on the head and now I've got an awful lot of free time and nothing to fill it with.
>>25312922
Not him but I'm in the same situation, I got some weights so I won't embarrass myself at the gym. Might as well nothing else to do
>>25312898
It's not that good anymore. Think I'm gonna try to order weed online, always wanted to try it desu.
I hope the wageslaves enjoyed their little break.
I'll be thinking of you when I wake up, snug as a bug at 10am, knowing you've had to go through commuter hell.
I'm comfy just thinking about it.
>>25312898
I wouldn't do that because my dad did and he was a terrible person.
>>25312981
Comfy and poor
>>25312981
Jokes on you, I'm off till the 4th and my commute is a 10 minute walk
>>25313004
Jokes on you - you're paying my autismo bucks.
>>25313024
So you're autistic and poor? Now I'm really jelly
>>25308617
Anyone ever holiday alone, or just go for long drives?
Thinking of going to cornwall for a few days, ticking lands end off the bucket list would be nice too.
>>25313024
>you're paying my autismo bucks.
Working part time on 10k/year and under the tax threshold.
>just had a quarter of a 3 bird roast, some bread sauce, gravy and a couple of falafels as my 2:30pm lunch
This is the good life brehs.
My 10pm dinner will prolly be a pita bread with halloumi, salami, polish salami thingies and sweet pickled cucumbers.
>and don't forget the motherfuckin mango chutney
>>25313056
>ticking lands end off the bucket list
I don't give a shit desu, im sure the land ends in lots of places.
>>25312922
Yes, ascend, become /fit/ you will not regret it
>>25312950
Good lad
>Chairman Corbyn institutes the Youth Resocialization Act, which requires all young people to go on state-prepared dates to combat the aging population crisis
>you are told you must meet up with "Chelsie" or else have your benefits cut in half
>see this
what do
>>25313221
ok, guess I'll go for that. There's a 24 hour place down the road, will be nice to lift the feels away at 3AM
if I join now though, will I get buried in pleb new years resolution normies?
>>25313233
thank jezza for setting me up with some ptp
>>25313258
They only last two weeks so don't worry
>>25313233
is she required to fuck me by law? if so then whatever, I'd fuck her
>>25313352
>is she required to fuck me by law?
no, but you are required to get her pregnant
>>25313376
well that doesn't make any sense
>>25313233
implying he wouldn't make you date a paki
>>25313393
nah that would be racist, obviously he would make your white daughter date a paki, and obviously he would also mandate that dating must begin on her 13th birthday, because that's more inline with the paki's culture and it would be rude to offend him
>chavs going mental outside
Goblin cull revolution when?
>>25313233
Ask her if I can wank off while she fucks Tyrone and Abdul
>>25313233
Jokes on him, I can't get it up.
>>25313233
Say cheers jez and fuck her chavpuskins
>>25313441
>having to deal witb chavs
Is it really that shitty down in england?
Fife's pretty shit, but at least there aren't yobbies outside
>>25313000
Poor in what sense? I have all the wealth I need to do what I want every day. I am more cultured than you as a result, so I am not poor in intellect. I have more friends than you could count as I have all day to interact with others.
I am rich in every sense, wagecuck.
>>25313258
No mate, if you plan to go at 3am, the place will probably be empty, wish I had a 24/7 gym near me
Ate a full wheel of Camembert today lads. According to the packaging that is 240 percent of my daily recommended fat intake. Good thing I'm a skeleton
>>25313521
Even if you are sat in your house you have to deal with them mate can't even open window or a brick will probably come through it.
>>25311536
>Or the Hitchhikers guide movie because I haven't seen it in a long time.
This was a wise decision
>The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love:
>Avoid. If at all possible.
>>25313600
Fat doesn't make you fat, excess calories do
>>25313564
>I am more cultured than you as a result, so I am not poor in intellect.
Get back to reddit senpai, it's where you belong
>>25313620
Fucking hell, that sounds like hell. Not even Dundee or Liverpool are that bad in most spots
If they're going to insist on letting chavs live they should at least make guns legal so I can shoot them.
>>25313620
>can't even open window or a
where teh fuck you live lad?
>>25313384
It does like most laws it tries to make men always wrong.
>>25313679
Don't get yourself worked into a tizz mate, you've got a whole day of slaving ahead of you.
>>25313706
Council estate mate it's standard
