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New Black Girl thread because the other one is overrun by two people who insist on arguing with each other for the majority of the thread.
Anyway, I'm black and I want a black gf.
Stuff I like to do: We could learn how to cook together, play WiiU, travel every month or so, and watch youtube videos and Chill.
If you like these things too and would like to apply, please post your favorite food, favorite color, whether or not you have natural hair, and general location. Thanks :^)
no way!
i'm a qt black girl!
got skype?
got kik?
eyo
read first letter of every line!
I posted this on /adv/ but they were absolutely no help
>be 24 year old KHV
>have friend also 24
>KHV and a bit autistic
>our friend circle is really into gaming and regularly gets together at other KHV's apartment for games and shit
>he has little sister that just turned 18
>cute as fuck little sister type
>petite with perfect eyes
>way out of any of our leagues but know her pretty well due to brother
>she plays with us a lot
>not some fake girl gamer but actually good and into the games
>funny and has the cutest mannerisms that are hot as fuck for some reason
>she likes anime and cosplsyed as little sister from haganai
>she looked fucking amazing and would be a perfect loli
>keep thinking about pounding her little pussy while she lets out hentai moans and calls me onii-chan
>start getting hard after every time she says goodbye by hugging me
>he posted pics of his family on Christmas
>she's in her pajamas
>ended up fapping to pics
how do I get her to fuck me? if I don't bust a load inside her I think I'll go insane. her autismo brother is a bit protective of her too
Don't just bust a load in her dude. Tell her brother you're interested and then ask her out.
>be mullatto
>everyone hates me
>life is literally a curse being typecasted by everyone
>just want to end my lif fa,m
I don't hate you OP
I'm sorry people don't treat you well
You will be in my thoughts
i have a mixed friend, hes great and funny
youre probably ugly, nothing to do with being a nigger
>>25331000
>tumblr_npaq2eiX461ut727bo1_500
C'mon OP what the hell is this you know this site hates minorities and tumblr
They just had a huge fight tonight, my mom is sick of how my dad treats her, he always yells at me and her over the dumbest things, he has a short temper, and has always disrespected her for years and years.
I can see why, and since I was very little I was always expecting it, but now even at 24 I'm still extremely sad at what my family is turning into, I'm an only child also.
How did you guys deal with parents splitting or divorcing?
What was your situation like?
>>25330899
bottle it up its probably best they divorce
>keep shaving for the impossibility that some day I have sex
>always have butt stubble
>>25330719
>2016
>being a fucking faggot
What does love feel like? I've never experienced famial love or romantic love.
Like friendship. The first time I realized fell in love I was 21 years old and I realized that my deep affections for a close friend had just been love.
C'mon, guys. Let's get cozy.
10 player limit, password is fish.
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=153
>>25330542
>25330542
Fuck yourself and the robot
Sounds fun. Could use some relaxation tonight.
Bumping. Once the round is done the host said he's going to make the max slots higher.
Ask me what I saw.
>>25330525
What I saw?
I feel like robots will have a skewed left/right hander ratio. Choose what hand dominant are you in this poll
Strawpoll.me/6391988
Nobody going to answer?
New Years lottery tickets are on. I'll either enter the New Year a multi-millionare whilst drunk, or be as poor as this year.
Anybody else trying to /getlucky/?
>>25330387
just dont drive to arizona for your tickets
>>25331196
How come?fuck the robot
>>25330387
Why are these simians permitted to live among us humans?
What are /r9k/'s new years resolutions for 2016?
Figure out a reason not to an hero by the end of 2016
get my ex back or sperg out and make her life a living hell
>>25330348
To never spend another New Years alone.
Maybe I can do it this time.
Post pictures/talk about people you miss.
Pic related. My favourite picture that I took of my ex. The best thing ever to happen to me
My god damn cat has been one of the few things keeping me from offing myself for the past while. actually feels like he gives a shit about me, which is nice
She looks cute aside from.the metal shitWhy did you break up
>>25330066
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
Shit's going bad, going to use craigslist to go to another state/city, if someone has connections somewhere that will let me escape homelessness, then please contact me.
I made the suicide thread before and no one had the balls to help kill me. (I don't have the balls to suicide on my own.)[email protected]
I wish elliot rodger was here to save me.
>>25329976
THere are plenty of places where you can probably get a min-wage job or something, better than nothing.
Look for places people are usually going away from, of course if they leave there is a reason for it, but for you it might be alright.
>>25330000
When I said places, I meant areas, cities, etc, not places as in workplaces, although I guess I could mean that as well.
>>25330000
Oversaturation, even though there's tons of jobs open in the midwest, there's at least 100x time the amount of people applying.
Need a city/state with absolute certainty I'll be employed if I apply everywhere.
I'll starve in less than a month, and I refuse to panhandle. The only sign I'll use is "need a job"
>buy flowery shampoo and deodorant
>buy pink, rose scented soap
who /smell like a poof/ here?
>>25329974
Can I be your bf?
I'm qt
>>25329974
>shampoo and conditioner smell like coconut
>use hemp soap mom got me because she thinks I'm still DUDEWEED
>regular oldspice
>have colonge I don't like but slather on when it's time to write exams to get others tilted
>>25330032
I'm only interested in girls sorry.
Get in here: ufc fighter/twitch streamer is having a meltdown. Need some trolls to push him to the breaking point.
twitch / rampageishuman
He started banning everyone when people called out that girl on stream for being a hooker/escort.
He seems pretty calm to me senpai
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