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Who else /triple c's/ here
>>25322614
>Be me
>have terrible cold ish flu
>sneeze every 30 sec
>mouth breath for life
>alredy on antibiotics for acne
MFw
>>25322614
guafenisen makes you throw up and impedes 5th plateau transcendence
DXM ONLY when will you learn.
I guess if you're aiming for only 200-250 mg's TOPS but it's still fucking dumb
>About 4 out 10 children were born to unwed mothers.
>Nearly two-thirds are born to mothers under the age of 30.
>1 in 4 children under the age of 18 -- a total of about 17.4 million -- are being raised without a father4 and nearly half (45%) live below the poverty line.
https://singlemotherguide.com/single-mother-statistics/
At what point will single mothers completely destroy the country?
>>25322496
You also have to blame fathers for being so shit. Although they probably left because women are so annoying.
>>25322529
>woman chooses to date a bad boy
>woman chooses to sleep around
>woman chooses to not take birth control
>woman chooses to not get an abortion
All she had to do was keep her legs crossed.
>tfw I have a gf.
>tfw I also have internet gfs in 3 different countries.
>tfw it is too hard to choose, and it is time consuming to maintain relationship with all of them.
Give me one ta
>>25323463
It is really easy to get one. Especially on internet.
Does anyone else feel comforted by their suicide plans? I have no intentions on carrying them out (right now, anyways) but whenever I feel like pure shit I feel so much better knowing I have a plan to end it all if I choose.
>>25322438
No would be too dark to think about
I don't want to go back to University. I can't possibly understand what people find even remotely enjoyable about it.
>>25322315
If it's not enjoyable then obviously it's not for you, get into an apprenticeship and learn a skill, or start a business, or at least get on the career ladder if academia isn't your thing.
>enjoyable
Well you're not exactly there to enjoy yourself, you're there to compelete your feminist studies under Professor Sarkesian and get your diploma so you can work at McDonald's
is there any place lots of ppl are chatting and i can just watch? like game discord chat
twitch dot teevee
Thinking about making a facebook because I'm forcing myself to be more social with real-life, actual people and they always ask if I'm on facebook.
Is this a good idea or a terrible one? I'm mostly worried about damaging employment prospects and stuff.
What are you going to put up that will damage your employment opportunities
>>25323340
Professional 4chan user.
>he experiences "feeIs"
>he actually cares
>he thinks no gf is a bad thing
>he actually holds his life up to value and thinks anything that happens actually matters
>he hasnt reached the perfect emotionless mental form
Pessimist or optimist if you do this U R A N O R M I E
>>25322201
autism is a cruel master
Everything will be okay senpai!
Ruff
10/10 thread v
>tfw boss wants a family picture at your reception desk but you're a fembot
>>25322083
Is this a thing? Do bosses make you have pictures of your family in your workspace? Nowhere I've ever worked has had a policy like that.
>>25322083
if that is a windows 9 i will burn your computer
>>25322108
It's at a salon, she said a cute picture of my boyfriend and me or a dog or something. I have neither.
>insurance
>literally paying for shit that will never happen
Might get gf insurance haha
anyone got any good reddit content of girls cheating on/cucking guys with small dicks?
im a cuck and i want a text fap
Just literotica
>reddit content
gtfo fucktard
Come ask an officially ordained Dudeist Priest anything! Come let me solve life's problems for you!
level: autist
thanks: none
What exactly separates a "robot" from a "normie"? Can you define, precisely, a 'normalfag'? What makes a person a 'robot' instead of a 'normie'?
To be quite flippin' honest, self identifying as being 'not normal' sounds an awful lot like chuuni syndrome.
I'm going to drop some truth on you.
"Robot" originally meant a term of endearment among board posters. It was the r9k version of /sp/artan, /v/irgin, fa/tg/uy, /mu/tant etc... If you posted on r9k and weren't being an obnoxious /b/tard you were by virtue of being part of the r9k community a robot. It was only after the board was deleted and re-created that this imaginary "Robot" identity was invented. It was born out of the noxious swamp of 'feels posting' where a renegade group of losers wanted to hijack the entire board as their personal clubhouse where anything smacking of social or personal success was anathema.
Newfags would come to the board around this time as r9k was becoming more popular every year and take the imaginary "robot" identity seriously. They took the cajoling about "REAL ROBOTS" seriously. They had never browsed r9k before so they didn't know there was a time when "Robot" wasn't a byword for social misfit. In this manner the bitter losers and the impressionable newfags perpetuated a meme for so long it started to be taken seriously.
>>25322117
10/10 post
roblox
What's a good site for just finding a one-night stand or something? Like I just wanna experience sex just once to know what the meaning of a relationship is and if it's really worth all the drama.
Its not worth the drama trust me. Use tinder, ok cupid or plenty of fish.
Just go on a date or two and you will get pussy from a single mom, remember to use your own condom or two and then get the fuck out.
Take the fucking condom with you so they dont set your ass up.
You mean an escort or something?
>>25321906
Nah I don't wanna stoop that low and I lack the funds for one where I live.
