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>>25325971
All of the Aussies are shitposters.
>tfw normalfags may have friends and occasional sex, but they will always, ALWAYS be behind on memes
what a glorious feel rite
>>25325892
Normies will always come up with their own particular memes. Have you seen how they misuse a bunch of memes and then think they're so "le funny" or "le clever". Shit makes me rage.
>>25325892
i hate memes
bloxx
aloha from my ohana to yours
Is this a thread for discussion of Hawii?
MOshi Moshi cuz
u 2 space <3
anyone else kind of want Hillary to win so we can get the first pimp back in the white house? It will be like the 90s again
no fag no one wants that shit
>>25325705
Normies, go back to Facebook.
How can two men be so based?
>>25325691
it starts with liking the blues.
People who like the blues are usually based.
>>25325691
Get off 4chan, grandpa
>>25325691
yeah haha i love john lennon and paul mccartney, the who are my favorite band ;p
is this the ideal woman?
>no dick
Trashed
>>25325365
>no tits
in le trash
My girlfriend has that body but with really nice tits
What's that? Don't like being called "boy"?
>>25325360
I'm not sure what you were expecting, but...
I hate being called boy. Even when I was actually a little boy. I think its because of all those stories I read about cops talking down to black men.
>>25325542
You only need to worry if you're a nigger. If you're a black man, you should be fine.
You insult yourself robot, you've been memed by a boy, you're being triggered by a boy... maybe you'll be cucked by a boy.
enjoy - https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/bypkhrb003gxvhve
>>25325318
what's happening exactly, just spooky skeleton videos?
>when she says she gives head
>thinking she'd give it to you
Kek
What are your resolutions for 2016 robots?
Mine:
>Attempt to interact with a human I don't know at least once a week
>Go drink in a bar/pub instead of in my room
>Exercise several times a week
>wank less
>study something new at least one hour per day
>sort out sleeping pattern and keep it sorted.
>Go drink in a bar/pub instead of in my room
do you shit money
>>25325138
Get ripped or at least get to the point where people can tell I lift
>14 year old microchad gets kicked out of class and decides to jack off in the school bathroom
>kid records it via cell phone over the stall; minichad gets teased
>becomes an hero
https://youtu.be/3cbLnGsd02w
Here's some more keks:
https://youtu.be/iINrO4XAwVc
>>25325128
>Not posting the actual video in the stall
>>25325191
>posting 14 year olds
Jeff, get the van running
Ok /r9k/ its story time and im starting
ok /r9k/ were doing a new kid thread ill go first
>be me
>start of high school
>nervous.jpg
>have blond hair and blue eyes
>afraid of being called Nazi
>school full of jews
>see huge kid walk up to me
>you new here?
>yes
>punches me in the stomach
>vomit.jpg
>come back few days later
>got some Bruschetta donauschwaben snack
>kids give me shit
>idea.jpg
>start singing "Pumped up kids"
>go in my backpack for a long time
>start singing louder
> "BOY HES GONNA DO IT"
>pull out Bruschetta
>people get pissed but don't do anything
>get called Nazi
>buy jackboots+ SS uniform wear on Halloween
>Scream "HEIL HITLER"
> Fucking jews are scared
> gets suspended
>moves next month
>fucking normies
>>25325119
Shit that has never ever happened to you or involving you
How does it feel to know that of you were female, the chads would be all over you? Chad loves petite women.
If only you were a woman, you'd be lusted after by men of the highest order, instead of completely ignored by all of society. Imagine how nice it would be for high sexual value people to want you simply because you were short instead of your current existence wherein everyone pretend you don't exist.
As always, it's your dad's fault.
>>25325040
How does it feel to be a degenerate gayshill
My dad's fault? He's 5'5" and my mother is 5'. My brother is 5'11" and i'm 6'2"
>wake up
>can't find a reason to get out of the bed
>don't
>tfw 4 days without eating and counting
I just want you to know you were all awesome people and I'm glad I've spend my time with you, I'm going to a better place soon
>>25325027
Are you a girl or a gay guy? Maybe someone near you can have some use out of you before you expire.
>>25325125
I'm that closet tranny who hated himself and wanted a cure for his mental illness. I like how the world cleanses itself, the day I finally pass away, it would mean 1 less degenerate around and that's a positive impact.
>>25325300
So no serving as a human cum toilet until you draw your last? A shame, that's one of my fetishes.
(Also, no, you are not degenerate. I for example am degenerate. You just have a small quirk that to some degree can be worked around.)
>tfw no massive mega man collection
>tfw collection of fancy carbon bikes
>>25325130
not too bad f@m, though it involves going outside to ride
