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anyone else kind of hope that their oneitis is getting dicked hard so they can stop worrying about her?
>>25320949
I hope all the cute girls from high school are having hard, sweaty orgasms right now. <3
Even in defeat, Pepe remains unrustled and victorious
What is the secret to this smug frog's success!?
>you were born just in time to be redpilled
I always laughed at redpillers with my brother, but now I would consider myself to be "redpilled".
>you were born just in time to be confused and cynical because of the internet
Just found out my only friend in high school only ever hung out with me because I bought food for him and his mom told him to because they were too poor to afford food
It actually makes a lot of sense because he always wanted to go to the grocery store and picked out deli food that would be good for weeks and fast food that sold large portions like dunkin donuts and panda express
>>25320843
Fuck it you used him for friendship he used you for food
Does anyone feel like 2015 was a worse year in general for robots/social outcasts? Like I'm not saying that things aren't as good as they were the le god old days and maybe I'm just biased by my own experiences but it feels like there's far more alienated and depressed young men than there were before
Each year just keeps getting worse for me, so I guess this rings true.
Earlier this year I got my first girlfriend/kiss after being a neet for my entire life
She ended up breaking up with me because I was too depressing to be around
pitiful self bumpwon't someone pay attention to me?
Why isn't there a tinder but for robots?
Same reason robot skype and tinychat and omeagle are all horrific. Only normies use them.
>>25320712
Because we're not all gay/trapsexual breh
>>25320712
Who would you message? "Fembots"?
I just squirtled all over the toilet, AMA
What does squirtled mean?
>>25320829
wtf do u think virgin
> trying to lose weight
> chrismas arrives
> family buys all kinds of treats
> snacking constantly
> feel fatter already
roll on 2016 lads my life is fuck
>>25320603
>finally decided to loose weight
>dont take any snacks at all, eat very little
>feel fucking hungry the entire day
>2 weeks past
>same weight..
>just barely manage to bother eating 2 meals a day
>spend time with family for the holidays eating huge meals and drinking lots of sodas and juice
>feel like a fatass even though I probably barely gained any weight
is that true that every irish wear these clothes?
This is b8 af but if you're being serious, you're really fucking retarded. Pants maybe, but everything else nope
There is this girl at the track that I go to and I was wondering how I could approach her and maybe get her number. More details... The track lights aren't on the time that were there. I haven't seen her face but her hair is black and she has a nice petite figure. How can I approach her without giving off a rapey vibe?
>I haven't seen her face
>>25320578
Is that bad? I don't want to like star at her or something
Why should I ever give a fuck about finding a woman when masturbation feels so amazing?
>b-b-ut sex is better
Yeah, fuck off with that normie meme
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You can sniff their buttcracks and lick their buttholes.
Post more boipussy, OP
I need more for my collection
I dislike people who use weed greatly and just can't stand them at all. Am I completely fucked in this day and age in all forms social?
>>25320345
As someone who has been both a 420 smoke weed everyday dickhead, and a straight-edge faggot, I can pretty much confirm that 90% of stoners are only actually tolerable when you're just as high as they are.
The ones who spend all their time talking about "weed culture" need to be shot and lynched, but most of them are well-meaning, and are just too baked to hold a decent conversation.
I'm an amphetamine/nicotine person, weed has always been and seemed unimpressive, I have genuinely no idea why they'd even go so far to want to talk about their weed culture.
Think I'm just one of those people that's incompatible with the drug.
Depends on the person, I think. I've always had trouble to relax and stop thinking about work. Weed helps me chill out when I need to. Otherise I'd be too stressed to even sleep.
Will Zoloft have any affect on someone without depression?
I honestly don't ever really feel sad but kind of want to try it to see if I'd go from my typical apathetic and stony attitude to feeling the serotonin flow evenly through my brain
I could be steps away from euphoria
Dont do it faggot
SSRIs are shit.
Just do some molly/mdma if you want serotonin to flow.
he was a beta
they mocked him, becuase he wasnt alpha
so he became the predator... and they became the prey
>>25320261
He wasn't just a beta. He was also delusional, pathologically narcissistic, self-obsessed, victim-mentality, autistic, and a sociopath
Good riddance
>>25320323
and no one mocked him
he just assumed they did
>>25320261
original soon
>tfw autistic
>tfw realized /pol/ hates autists and wants to see them sent into ovens
>doesn't matter if you're high functioning and have a high IQ, you're viewed as subhuman and almost as bad as a nigger
>not fit to be part of the master race
If this is the case, why does /pol/ shill here often?
/pol/ is fucking stupid m8 don't listen to them
Sure they make sense every now and then but that doesn't stop them from being clinically retarded.
Elliot Rodger is still alive. Look at this video.
There is Elliot Rodger, and a Chad version of Elliot at the table.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvy6g58-kU
1:07 = elliot
1:43 = chad elliot
Elliot Rodger is alive, in my heart.
why are you watching poker, how autistic can you be
