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>be fembot with a bf
>completely ignore him so I can shit post on 4chan and play the sims
>snap at him whenever he interrupts me
How can I end this addiction?
What the fuck? Please pack your bags and get the fuck out of here as fast as you can. I don't say that degradingly, I say that because you can have a normie life. I'd take a normie life in an instant.
>>25317832
I can't help it. Last night my bf was literally yelling at me to go to bed.
>>25317752
>normie whore with a bf
Get off this board
Saw one of these threads a while back but haven't seen one since
Come draw memes
http://flockdraw.com/bo9sdu
>>25317732
pls guys im lonely :(
>befriend qt from tinder
>get personal, get first handjob
>eventually end up telling her I'm an autist, into femdom, anime etc., and do nothing but fapping all day
>we play with hypnosis, can't remember what happend
>turns out I can't get it up anymore, unless she allows for it
>she says she "solved my discipline problems", will give me a phone call in a few days for my "first present"
How fucked am I?
>>25317471
What the fuck did you get yourself into OP
> claims to be autist
> not immune to hypnosis
>>25317471
Hypnosis is bullshit.
You're also a cuck because she's clearly done this many times with other guys for you to be convinced she broke your dick.
my sister is sitting on my foot right now
my foot is getting some hot over the clothes vagina action
just so you know
i bet your DINK is hard lil perv
>>25317348
post a pic of her body
>Incest
>Foot Fetish
>Vaginas
>Bragging
>Lying
Hey, heard you guys have some fire tips around picking up girls, so hit me up bro - what the best way to get meet girls and get laid?
I've had a 2 month long dry period and it's getting tough.
ju5t b3 y0urs3lf
AYAYAY I AM YOUR BUTTERFLY
I NEED YOUR ERECTION
I NEED YOUR ERECTION
I NEED YOUR ERECTION
>>25317195
NO, YOU'RE NOT
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original
When will shitty artist learn how to hold a mic properly?
>2016
>still no belly gf
what happened to bellychan?
>>25317180
hasnt been here in ages, to my knowledge. its not uncommon, camwhores come and go like the wind. they post wanting attention, then they get too much or not the kind of attention they want, people start digging, so they leave.
>>25317167
My penis says yes fam8, any vids?
>visit mother
>guilt trip
Stupid failed normie broad
>"Whenever you've come to visit i have been happy, hoping that maybe this time it'll be easier to talk to you, but it never is. I ask about you and all i ever get is just a single word. I always have to force anything else out of you, and it's very tiring. Whenever i talk to you, you're just acting like a wall."
Should i have bad conscience, robots?
Why exactly was >>25315826 deleted?
What rule did it violate?
Is the janny a roastie?
Am I banned?
>>25317085
>25315826
Looked like a bunch of garbideegook shitposting at a glance.
janny probably thinks he can get into mystery's granny panties by whiteknighting for her
that's how desperate he is. FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25317221
it violates literally no rules and /r9k/ is just /b/ with spellcheck anyway
So alcohol is pretty good to delay ejaculation. Is there anything else that fucks you up a bit less?
practice edging
I once went an hour edging and had the most satisfying cum of my life
Who else /masterfulshitposter/ here?
>jump into the middle of argument and post as one of the two sides
>leave thread forever
>post Banes
>argue with fallacies and half truths
>hide thread forever
>tell /k/ that knives take more skill
>make Morrowind threads on /v/
I'm too lazy to shitpost like you. I can't care about dumbass arguments on this site anymore.
>Smug Farting Frog Eats Lemon.jpg
>We now live in the age of the fake nerd and I think that's where Star Wars fits best. The people that "fucking love science!" and watch Big Bang Theory can't shut up about Star Wars. It's another method to signal their membership in the cult of pseudo-scientism. They may never have made it past geometry in school, but they swear they grew up on comic books and were always a nerd.
http://thezman.com/wordpress/?p=6092#pq=uMrX2u
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=youre_not_a_nerd
>>25316522
"There are people who like the things in like but somehow have a decent social life "
I was actually watching BBT alot lately cause theyve been running marathons and its a pretty entertaining show, I dont see where all the hate comes from.
>>25317048
Because it used to be mildly funny and I could recognize myself in some of the guys, and now i see no difference between that and a fucking soap opera.
What's shakin', bacon?
oh my god! do you, like, follow me around?
>tfw accidentally snapping back at girls in public if they so much as ask me what time it is
>literally yell at them
Yay my autistic rage is seeping out from all dat rejection. Aw boy I fucking hate myself.
>>25316280
You at that point anon?
Don't forget to leave a manifesto.
>Or you know, enjoy life without females like the rest of us.
>every attempt at conversations about women are more about Chad's cock
>feminine cock is considered a rational concept
>trap threads every day
so this board is gayer than /lgbt/ right?
>>25316147
100% of them are trolls,
just turn the filter on and let them rot in their threads
>>25316147
Yeah, women want to fuck Chad.
Beta's want to fuck other beta's who are mentally ill.
It's the cycle of life.
What's hard to understand?
