who /uni/
who /back to classes soon?/
how do I have a good time at university /r9k/? I'm halfway through my 2nd year and it's been miserable so far. I don't want my entire youth to be a write off. engineering major, only 'friends' are emotionless chinks who only want to talk about classes and video games. should I try and befriend arts students?
>>25307425
I'm taking modern art history over other GE classes this quarter because I wanna meet some artsy qts
>>25307425
No offense, but you don't really go into engineering to make friends or have fun.
I got an English degree (right) and I found that the guys working on arts were either great or absolutely horrible. Don't put all your effort into making school friends; they're temporary friends, really. Same as they were in grade school and high school, the second you stop seeing them every other day, the second you move on.
>>25307425
1st year, will fail propably cause technical drawing. This is fcking joke that we have do it manually ( Im litteray shit in this) when I have certificate to SolidWorks and Autocad.
>tfw you finally snap and expose all of your "friends" for being fake
>>25307329
>tfw you realize the gravity of what you did and have to engage in Jewish scheming to cover your own ass in case your friends want revenge on you
>>25307371
>Jewish scheming
how so?
share your story with us anon
Come watch some North Korea television /r9k/!
livestream.com/bootleggtv_13
>>25307213
cool stuff
fuck the filter kuhdkwujkqq
Come watch glorious leader /r9k/!
bumpin this thread and trying to get past the robot
Anyone here ever tried to compose a suicide letter?
In C minor?
I wouldn't leave a suicide letter if I committed suduko
>>25307256
This.
There is only one person I want to share things with and I'll only die after them.
>"i like her but she's out of my league"
>"tfw sperg out whenever i talk to her"
>"the only girls that fall for me..."
how the fuck do you even meet girls you feel like you'd click with.
>mfw every girl i meet doesn't share my humor, hobbies, or pretty much anything
i've met nice and cute girls, but never any that i would genuinely open up to, much less get attached to and move in with
>>25307181
Don't be yourself, they'll open up if you act like a total dipshit chad who fucking loves himself
>>25307239
not really the point of the thread though, that's a potential ticket to pussy but not a genuine relationship
>be Japanese
>Grandma comes down from Chiba to visit for Christmas
>decide to make cinnamon rolls for everyone per usual Christmas Day custom
>grandma never had any before and asks what they are
>MFW I smoothly reply "Soggy Biscuits"
Your grandma is a sweet old lady and you're a fuccboi
She's at my uncles house at the moment, I hope to god she asks him or my cousins for some soggy biscuits
Nobody else think this is gold?
>used to have a few friends
>very normal (sports, parties, etc.)
>they thought i was funny
>only reason i ever got to leave the house
>randomly stop asking me to do stuff
>haven't done anything with someone in a months
im so lonely. i never even liked them that much, but anyone is better than no one.
>>25307027
>haven't done anything with someone in a few months
Try a few years and then come back
>>25307155
seems to be my trajectory
>>25307027
You ask them, anon. Plan something and invite them. Take it from someone who hangs out with 5 different groups every week.
Who else here had a female crush in high school but turned out to be a homo?
Embarrassing, ain't it?
>chick actually crushed on me and we both turned out to be homos
THAT WOULDA GONE WELL
FUCK!
I found a pair of thongs stuck on the side of the mutual washing machine. Probably belongs to some college slut. Thing is that it was washed clean. I didn't get to smell pussy. Why could she not have dropped it on the floor before it being washed?
Go door to door like in Cinderella until you find the owner of the panties, then offer her to trade them for some used ones.
>rich senpai
>alcoholism
>i get anything i want including monthly income
>almost 30 and going insane
>they gave me a house to live in
>get jelly coz sisters' bfs are managers with goid income
>have 8.5/10 gf
yet i will have to become a wagecuck to end this madness and nightmares
I don't think we're in Robot9001 anymore, Toto
Seems we've landed in Blogger9001
does privilege exist, /r9k/?
fucking gift boxes, senpai
>>25306889
>>25307120
>caring for whore scum
your kind is just the same if not even worse
What do I have to do to get one of those brain scans with all the different colors? I think it would be interesting to see what's going on in there. I can't tell if I'm feeling too much or not at all
>>25306862
fMRI
i guess i should say that i'm not really a robot. i've had relationships, but i do generally agree with the /r9k/ philosophy regarding women. i'm 25 and do want to have kids eventually, but i don't really care for getting married. women are incredibly vapid, for the most part. i know we all wish to find some super special girl that we can claim to be different from the rest. some of you seem to prioritize purity but in my experience women who are 'pure' or whatever are also incredibly boring and are the definition of a woman existing solely for...
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so short of taking multiple wives, what are we to do anons? the easier answer would be to settle with one or the other. either decide that being in a boring yet faithful marriage is more valuable (which seems to have been the norm for years, i.e. our parents generations up until the free love movement) or put aside our instincts and take a gamble on the other type of woman. in this scenario one would have to accept that they, man, are not as perfect as the woman would want us to be either - which is acceptable - except in our society women can have sex far easier than men, making it quite skewed as to which sex is more imperfect in the other's eyes.
2/2
Good feels story thread. I'll start.
>new school
>instant homies for life
>meet awesome girl, 9/10 looks and 10/10 personality easy
>fast forward about 4 months
>notice girl is touching me a lot more lately
>my school has social workers and shit
>girl takes me out for pizza
>feels good man
>same...
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GTFO NORMIE
GTFO MY BELOVED R9K
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw my dads raping my sister in the other room again>tfw
Go in there and fuck him up.
>>25335620
ok, lol. nice meme.
>>25335661
this
>Not being the Onii-San your little sister needs