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would you date a 4/10 black girl?

picture semi-related, is like her
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>>26566370
that is way lower than a 4/10
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>>26566370

I'm afraid people will think I'm a loser, people think i'm a loser now but I've hooked up with good looking women in the past (however distant) and have never made myself a man who would fuck an ugly girl before.

It seems humiliating, I'm always judging men with gross gfs as lesser than me, but I would like a gf.
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I already am. It's OK, she has gigantic titties.

But I'm a 6/10 blackbot tho.

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>tfw want to watch anime because it's cute
>tfw can't stomach more than 20 minutes of it without becoming Iritated

Who knows this feel?
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>>26566359
try watching better anime
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>>26566359

What anime are we talking about familia?
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>>26566383
The typical cutesy ones like sonico, Yu yu Yuri etc. couldn't stomach sonico because she's the dumbest bitch I've ever seen.

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I think I missed my opportunity to find a girlfriend the normal way. I never did in high school or college, and now it's all through apps and online bullshit. I mean...romance is just completely dead now.

Your first contact with a girl is seeing her picture on a 5" screen. You flick through some pictures and dumb text and you've "met" a girl. It's so artificial it's almost unbelievable. Now when people ask "how did you two meet" the answer is highly likely to just be "Tinder". Pathetic.

I should have tried during college to at least know what really finding a girlfriend feels like. In a few years, it'll all just be automated or done by your company, like in Japan.
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While it sucks that it's really the only way to meet girls now other than friends, it makes it easier. Approaching some random girl on the street seems fucking impossible, at least with online dating you can hide behind text and think of what to say.
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Online dating won't help you. You're really just shit out of luck.
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>>26566347
People don't use tinder for relationships though.

They just use it for a date-abd-fuck.

Nor more find their bfs and gfs the normal way, but use tinder in between for cheap and easy sex every now and then (or more often depending on how attractive they are as a man or easy they are as a girl).

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Who here /oldvirgin/?

I just turned 26 and I'll never so much as kiss a girl. It's really breaking my heart, to know the most basic of human experiences is beyond my reach.
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>>26566319
have you considered buying a whore/prostitute/escort/ ?
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>>26566319
you lack assertiveness
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You'll probably get a good kiss from someone I think, but if you wait much longer your chances to fuck will be over. Before they even began.

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What's it like having a penis?
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no one gives a single fuck about you
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>>26566023
Very practical.
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I mean its good and all and fun to play with and look at but I mean lets be real women got it way better than us with multiple orgasms and like 2 times the feeling or something, plus boobs.

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Why do normies love bars so much? Literally all they ever want to do is go to a bar. They just talk about "this great bar with great atmosphere". It's just so fucking inane. I don't care if it's the coolest bar in the world, it's still just a room that you're going to sit in and drink. It's boring as shit, and I think normies are retards.

And they all like the same shit. Old wood tables and fake rustic bullshit. They pretend their tastes are so unique, but they all like exactly the same damn thing. It's sort of the same with clubs, but at least there's something happening in a club. "Atmosphere" matters a lot more. But bars are just restaurants with no food. Seriously, shut the fuck up normies.
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>>26566014
My biggest gripe is that bars are expensive and I'm poor.

They're great places to hang out and talk, without seeming too "intimate" (it can be kind of weird to invite multiple men you've never met to spend an evening at your house.) They're also one of the last bastions of bro culture, and there's no skill or knowledge required -- you don't need to know about muhgunz, or sports trivia, or whatever. Just drink a beer and talk with whoever's there.

Going to a bar doesn't necessarily make you much of a normie, although they are normie-infested shitholes most of the time. Hipster bars, easy to spot because they always have a local artist playing songs nobody actually likes but everyone pretends to, are absolute trash. Sports bars are fun if you like sports or just like pretending to like sports (like being "one of the bros" and the general excitement culture.) I like going to bars because it's one of the few places where I can both be sufficiently inebriated to overcome my social anxities, and it isn't weird for me to try to talk to strangers or people I barely know while so inebriated.
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>>26566014
Its also a good place pick up chicks as long as you dont look like an autist
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>>26566014
They like bars because thats the environment they thrive in. Much like the average NEET and his room with his computer. Just a difference in preference you autistic cuck

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>have a noose in my room

any reason I shouldn't use it?
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Game theory.
You get one ticket, one stuttering blind-pick film reel in a half-empty cinema called life; you could walk out into the cold night before the end, but you might miss the bit where the plot starts to pull itself together, or sneak into the premium seats before the usher kicks you out.
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use it to choke yourself while you jerk off
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>>26565962
Nobody here cares about you, nobody here loves you. Talk to your friends and family about this. If you don't have friends or family, then yeah, fucking kill yourself.

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Any recommendations for a better ISP in the New York State area?

Or any recommendations on how to get around this issue so I don't have to deal with it?

I use the internet normally and I get a message like this. The last time I got a message like this it was thru the mail for using Napster in the 1990's. You might as well block and have the cops raid and shutdown Google and YouTube for "continued receipt of these CAS Alerts". Hypocrites.

I've used this ISP for years. Ever since we stopped using dial-up and started using ethernet and wifi.

I'm not too tech-savvy and never really bothered with "security" too much with people claiming that that stuff is "tinfoil hat". But it seems to be reality now. Backed into a corner. So I have no choice.

Basically you click "agree" and restart it. If this ever happens again my plan is basically to change my MAC Address, and reset my IP Address, modem, and router. Since I apparently have to do this anyway. Again: My 1st time dealing with this.

Are these empty threats? Would they just continue to send notices and nothing would happen? Or would it result in being arrested? I guess I'll find out.

Realistically I'm not expecting any help or resolve with this issue. Everything will probably just remain bad and getting worse. But. I think it's worth a try.

Thank you.
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oh right /r9k/ requires "original comments"

i remember why i stopped posting here now

i was thinking about when they removed it relatively recently

i'm guessing they brought it back due to that whole federal incident

>delete misopst
>make new post
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

and now my comment is not allowed to be posted so i have to rant about nothing to get it to post but then they complain that you're just spamming so it goes thru when they're the 1's who instated the mechanics in the 1st place
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I installed "PeerBlock".

Here's a picture.

So you know what's going on.

I also know how much you like pictures and stuff.

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>Your house
>Your patronus
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>hufflepuff
>frog
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>>26565667
>Ravenclaw
>Phoenix
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ravenclaw
a nigger

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Do you think you will ever get married?
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Since I refuse to become a beta provider I probably won't get married
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Sooner or later.
I'd like to never have children and live my life free of women. Hopefully sexually active but with no compromises. But I doubt I'll keep thinking like that in 15 years.
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I hope so because I hate chasing girls so I'll be very happy to settle down with one.

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>tfw all you do is browse 4chan all day
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>yfw you concioulsly realize you spent literally 14 hours a day on 4chan every day, every week every month
>you have been doing this for the past three years of your life, nonstop
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>>26565395
why do you make me feel this feel anon
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>tfw you realize this doesn't matter because nobody alive today will be alive 100 years from now

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Just a reminder:

>Video games as a whole stopped being good 9 years ago
>Internet as a whole stopped being good 9 years ago
>Cartoons have mostly been replaced by tween sitcoms
>Flash animation and Flash games have been replaced by Candy Crush and Let's Plays
>The West has now been in a war for 15 years
>The "cool" thing to do now is be glued to your phone while you post all your personal information online
>Heath Ledger died 8 years ago
>Michael Jackson died 7 years ago
>Robin Williams is dead
>David Bowie is dead
>Snape is dead
>Dave Mirra is dead
>Early 2000s music scene is dead
>You're only getting older
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>easier access to everything ever
>unlimited high speed internet
>weed getting legalized
fuck your nostalgia faggot
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This is why I am becoming Japanese.
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>>26565544
You forgot
>waifus are getting better and better
At this point why even leave your house op?

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Phrases that make you shit your pants
>You only came in to see me didn't you anon
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>>26565225
>I thought you knew I still had a penis
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>>26565313
God thats pretty rough
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>>26565322
felt bad man

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If this isn't what you wanted, why did you let it happen?
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I'm lazy, apathetic and couldn't predict the future.
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Im lazy, apathetic and don't care.
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Because I didn't know how it would turn out, obviously

What a dumb question m8

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tfw genius but lazy
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>>26564933
>tfw genius
did you get 150 on some online iq test too?
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You're not a genius. You're probably slightly above average at best.
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>>26564951
i was in all honors classes in high school and got straight As
all my teachers said i was a genius

then in summer after high school i got lazy for some reason

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