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Was a Jehovah's Witness for the first 18 years of my life, utterly destroyed my social and sexual development.
Ask me anything.
Also past-faith thread/discussion.
>>26615775
We had Jehovas witness here.
I never liked them, they creeped me out, and it turned out my instant reaction was natural.
They were smooth manipulating chads pretending to be extremely friendly, saw them for 3 years around town, and eventually it came out they were banging almost every girl, mainly including underage girls.
I suppose you are doing it wrong anon.
>>26615775
How is JW different from Protestanism or Catholicism and how did it impede your social development?
>>26615824
>I don't qualify for chad, officer
I was the creepy one trying to fuck only the pretty Johoes, whilst they 'dated' these chads and were 'chaperoned' by the parents.
Literally all of the girls I knew (that I tried to get with) have now been married since they were 18. To much much older guys ranging from 24 to 38.
It is Friday night. What is your excuse for sitting inside not going to the club and picking up pussy?
I already have a gf and I wanted to play some Dying Light
it's fuckin' 6am saturday morning
Kill me
>>26614941
My excuse is that my ex destroyed me and I'm unable to have fun for a yet unspecified time.
Happy friday everyone
how are you all doing/what are you all up to
Depression is for people who refuse to follow the Dalai Lama's teachings.
Agree that the Dalai Lama is wiser than you? Then listen to him.
> tfw no more cigarettes
First time in a while it's been an alright Friday. I had a few shitty beers, and I feel like programming a bit.
What would you do with your free time if you were in prison?
workout all the time to keep my sanity and fail>implying a neet would know the difference between a cell and his roominb4 muh internet
>>26610041
yea, I'd probably do the same. Plus maybe play cards with other inmates, read a lot, maybe get another degree, on the state's dime of course, maybe learn to draw.
This kind of shit. Basically anything to kill time.
try to escape lol
Who else here /wantskids/?
>Father was a drinker, left when I was five
>mfw I am obsessed with having a son and being a good and loving dad
>Constantly fantasize about imparting wisdom to my imaginary son
Do any other robots know these feels?
>>26608518
I legitimately write stories about me marrying a female version of myself and having an anime daughter. It's autistic, but it makes me happy.
Yeah I know this feel. Hopefully in a few years.
I want at least 5, preferably 7.
I'm really interested in genealogy and have spent countless hours interviewing older relatives asking about stories. I know more about my family than most and am in contact with all of my great great grandparents (on all sides) descendants.
I want more than anything to impart this knowledge on my descendants but I'm a hugless/handholdingless/kissless virgin.
I'm in the same boat as you desu. Mom left when I was 13 and dad left when I was 7. Been moving around ever since. No one has constantly been in my life for more than a year ever since I was 13.
What do I do robots to get a wife? I don't want to be lonely anymore. I'm not even unattractive...
I don't know what to do. I literally feel like shit right now and don't know if continuing it is worth it or sensible.
So to keep it short, here's a greentext of the whole situation:
>be me
>be 17
>soon to be adult
>met a girl a few months ago
>true qt
>8/10, no kidding
>we have a fun relationship
>she seems nice, we have fun conversations all day long
>as weeks pass, we become a couple
>life is good, I feel like a king, I'm constantly improving and now this - a true qt hooks up with me
>one day, we meet up with a group of friends
>we talk, shits and giggles, normal stuff
>then she starts shitting on the right-wing politics in our country, spouts liberal leftist shit like a retard and states that she supports the leftist parties
>also says anti-traditionalist, feminist bullshit
>went from 8/10 to 2/10 in an instant
>act like it was fun for the rest of the evening
>don't talk to her for a week, evade contact with her
>when finally confronted, tell her that "I have to sort things out in my life and I don't want to be a burden"
>tfw can't see her as attractive in any possible way anymore and she thinks we will still hook up, meanwhile I want to be with her, but my mind completely rejects the idea
Help.
>>26607910
Is she actually a slut? If not then why in fuck's name do you care? Women are retarded and just follow whatever their partner thinks, you should've stood your ground.
>>26608008
She's not a slut, but she's full of tumblr and feminist stuff.
>>26607910
You have let the hella ebin fuckin rightist pol-tier memes of 4chan infect your mind. Congratulations, you ruined your chance at happiness because you care more what neckbeards on 4chan think than actually being in a relationship.
Goddamn you are the easily the stupidest person I've seen on this board.
Looking for a robot roomie.
Location: spokane, wa
Age:20-30
Rent:free
Recently got a good amount of money, enough to sustain a god tier NEET life indefinitely. Renting a 2 br 1500 sq ft apt in spokane and need someone to be a NEETfriend with me. Ill pay everything and buy enough food for 2 people. You can use my stuff Im getting a big ass tv with ps4/xbox one and have a decent car we can have NEETadventures in.
All I ask is you cant have a job or gf, I won't have either and don't want a secret normie rubbing it in my face. Must like anime and gaming and drinking. If your serious reply and well skype to see how to get this done. If your far away ill get you a bus ticket out here and pick you up.
>>26607723
Tfw you are Canadian, this would be an opportunity of a lifetime for me
>>26607723
>tfw wanted to move to Bundyland for a long time now
>tfw this is bait
>tfw replying anyway
What if we're closet wageslaves, and tell you we're going to the anime store when really we're going out to work? Can wageslaves be non-normies?
If you don't mind me asking how much did you get? And what about a part tine job less than 20 hours a week to just have spending money
What are the best 2 toppings on a pizza?
Extra cheese and extra cheese
>>26606628
I like black olives, pineapple and maybe peppers
pepperoni and black olives
>>26606679
cheese isn't a topping
Holy fucking shit I'm so redpilled I legit don't even want to have a girlfriend anymore.
I use to say that all the time but my recent social interactions and experiments, and the fact of browsing this shithole fucked me up so much I don't even want to talk to a woman, no matter how hot she is.
All I have in my head is the 80/20 rule, cuck stories and all the shit women made to me.
It's a serious condition right? I know I'm sick, I'm probably even more in denial without knowing it.
Anybody like me? How do you bluepill you after all the redpills you took? Help me out familia.
Sounds like you're just a coward
>>26606056
You go to a therapist and tell them your ideas and theories and, while they're not allowed to outright refute you because they have to like, be gentle with patients or whatever, they will say stuff like, "... That's a very bold statement, Anon," but you will realize how stupid you sound while actually saying this shit out loud and this on top of embarrasement from the therapist will cure you.
>>26606098
Explain? I mean I'm a shitty person. But I have so little to offer that I'd rather be alone.
State your fukin goal while living on this tiny little planet..just do it
>>26604551
I want like 7 kids. 5 minimum.
I'm gonna do it for mom so she can be a grandmother.
I'm gonna do it for me cause my dad's a piece of shit and I can do better.
in theory it seems nice to have sex with a woman. but the reality is that a scrub with no charisma or confidence like me would either be paying for it or it'd be out of pity.
plus if she gets pregnant I'd probably end up paying child support. if I paid 300 a month, 12 months, for 18 years that would be almost 65,000 dollars. and child support could be higher than 300 a month.
>>26604602
Nice bro, but 7 kids are trouble like hell..how old are you?
If psychedelics open the Mind at Large at allow you to see the world for how it truly is (beautiful, and not skewed by human perception), then what constitutes a "bad trip"? How does that work?
They stimulate what's already there
all your emotions, happiness, fear, excitement, despair. They're all felt with tenfold intensity compared to what you normally experience
>>26602887
>if psychedelics "open the mind"
They don't.
In my experience bad trips are usually the result of trying to fight or reject something that makes you uncomfortable instead of accepting it. You might think of something that makes you feel bad, and you try and block it out and you feel worse and worse because you're fighting yourself.
Where were you when you realized that virgin hate was real?
Don't ever tell anyone you're a virgin. There's no positive reason to ever do so.
>>26602058
>That's wack shoulda made his life
see, not everyone is a cold hearted piece of shit OP
>>26602058
Yik Yak is 4chan for normie student fucks
>tfw long foreskin
Sucks to be a male roastie
>tfw no foreskin
You have it better, mate.
The Greeks literally depicted the cock of the thunder god like the one in your OP.
Better than having your dick mutilated by some kike
At least you aren't a cut faggot anon. We foreskin bearers have a connection with each other stronger then anything out there in the world.
Who /skates to escape reality/ here?
>Skating later than 16 years old
Grow up faggot
>>26598968
I always wanted to skate growing up but I felt like people were either going to assume I was doing it to "be like the boys" and to get attention or because i was gay so
no
t>>26599004
This tbqh
At this point I just find skaters to be faggots if they're my age or older.
Camming for extra cash - yes or no?
Women of /r9k/, have you ever considered becoming a camgirl? I'm not poor, but I work in a creative field which means I have to work a boring sales job to support myself and pay rent, and lately I've thought about camming for extra cash. Not to get rich, just for personal projects or just not having to eat canned soup every other day.
I'm somewhat of an exhibitionist, feel confident about my body and find the idea of people watching me or taking pleasure in looking at me kind of hot. I have the time. My main concern is being recognised by someone I know, although I live in a small country and it would be unlikely.
I've read an equal amount of articles saying go for it and don't do it, so I'm asking you all - have you ever considered it or done it?
Would you?
Why wouldn't you?
Women who camwhore are fucking disgusting. That being said any women who browse /r9k/ are fucked up enough to do this shit so probably most of them.
>>26598942
There's Danish girl on here who said she worked as an escort for 10 years
honestly gettting a part time job is quicker, steadier, and more reliable cash input. You cant compare yourself to those girls who makes crazy amounts of money doing it. its like making your own youtube channel, not everyone makes the big bucks and most fail to make anything. So yeah, sitting in front of your computer for hours on end hoping that several desperate guys toss a couple bucks your way is worth less than getting a part time job.
also, as a camgirl you have to worry about someone recording the whole thing and it ending up on porn sites til the end of time.
