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Is hedonism the only logical lifestyle in a universe without meaning?
Yea. That's why robots and stormweenies are such fags. They can't accept that fact.
>muh race
>muh waifu
Be an animal and do whatever you want
free will is an illusion
people always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure
I see nothing wrong with seeking pleasure but I think hedonism implies sex,drugs and booze which might not be what everyone finds pleasurable. I think the only logical lifestyle is doing what makes you happy if anything still does.
My little sister is a hoe, my parents found weed and condoms in her messy room. She also secretly has several tattoos. My parents told me to say something to her about it, but she wont listen and her chad friends will probably beat me up.
What can i do? I go to university so i am only home in the weekends.
How oId ls she?
>>26574014
>My parents told me to say something to her about it
What? They're the parents.
But yea you should try and help her get the common sense to avoid the worst
>preggers
>STD
>drunk car wreck
At least she knows to use condoms.
Our society sucks.
Your parents told you to change her? What kind of bullshit parents are they? It's their job to discipline her.
>tfw 4th day of nofap
>tfw I used to masturbate like once every month or two up until a year or so ago
>tfw now it's multiple times a day
how could I have fallen so far....
>>26574239
Temptation is everywhere nowadays, don't think I've gone a single day without seeing something pornographic.
In fact I'm installing Artificial Academy 2 right now.
>wife went back home for a week to register for college
>day 2 of nosex
I think I'm losing my mind
How do I ask the cashier for cigarettes without looking like I have autism? Do I point at the the type I want? What are some good brands?
>>26572738
It depends what your preference is. You just ask her. Point if she has trouble finding them. Don't be an autist and just point without saying anything though.
>>26572738
>walk up to register
>I'd like two packs of [insert whatever you smoke here] please
>that'll be $40,000 sir (you might be asked for ID if you still look like a teenager)
>pay, take cigs, walk out
>>26572738
just say "you got any Malboro Reds?"
she'll say "you 18 senpai?"
you say "of course, i been here before i just forgot my passport in the car and i'm in hurry"
she like "damn, k then 90cent that is"
Ausbots, are you out there? Do you exist?
I exist.
Original comment.
I'm dead senpai sorry
Yeah
But it's my bedtime
>small dick (5'3)
>chubby
>curly hair
>round shaped face, whith little jawline game
>socially autistic to the point where I activity avoid situations where I would need to talk or work in a group
>neet
Who here has accepted that they will just simply never get laid? I know I will most likely never lose my virginity, and I've accepted it, feels pretty good desu, like a weight has been lifted.
So ITT tell me why you won't be able to lose your virginity. Tell me the reasons why you've accepted it or why you still have hope to get laid.
>>26568596
>tfw i can't picture interacting with a girl
I guess i just don't understand how love would work, like i cant even picture myself on a romantic date or anything.
The reason that i won't loose my virginity is because i can't picture myself being in such a situation
>tfw you cant imagine yourself in a relationship
Is it unhealthy to go your whole life without love?
I don't know what to do. I have no idea how to flirt with girls. Even if a girl finds me attractive I go full autist and become way too shy and beta. Fucking bullshit I hope someday I can have qt gf, that's the only wish I have, to have a gf and do cute and sappy shit together. Have her show me off to her friends and family. A man can dream
why do you smoke cigarettes?
>not JUST smoking cock
Because I can. Really though, I just like it. It's relaxing and most of the people I know also smoke so it makes for good social time.
>>26566710
what kind of idiot would start smoking cigarettes nowadays?
It's the stupidest shit. Everyone knows the risks, and the benefits are pretty retarded, it gives you an infant high, does nothing but make you feel comfortable
i have zero respect for people who smoke
>be me as a child
>basically be ostracized my whole life and never connect with anybody
>obsess over maps and history while the other kids are playing sportsball
>basically become a social outcast before my life even starts
>I can tell the entire histories of some countries at the age of 13 but never had a friend
>basically just live at this point to see the possibilities of technology and watch current events
>just sit in my room all day playing the same 3 games over and over again while still finding it fun
>hate myself for never being good like anyone else
>basically be fucked over before it ever even started
Anyone else feel my suffering?
>>26564980
What games you play anon
>>26565033
Europa Universalis 4, Dirty Bomb, and anything from the STALKER games
its my shit
op you sounds like a boss m8, I'd love to have your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaCzbqdFS24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY5zQXYYMaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7NBCV3fgdA
https://youtu.be/QMSWRT6ynhs
https://youtu.be/dpwhohWhrEE
Bagpuss
https://youtu.be/v4D4_-I2-00
Clangers
Were you guys abused as children? I feel like a lot of the problems people have on this board are very telling of childhood abuse. My therapist just told me my parents were abusive to me in my childhood and i never knew.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-compassion-chronicles/201501/healing-the-shame-childhood-abuse-through-self-compassion
this article talks about it.
>>26555930
Yea.
My mom would make fun of me a lot, about my appearance and stuff, and call me a faggot.
>>26555930
not at all. in fact they still love me.or do their best to make it appear so
how can i know if i was abused
i experience every single symptom of shame listed but I don't know if I was abused
what counts as abuse?
My girlfriend says I'm her favorite person in the world. But I feel like I only kind of like her. The only thing I look forward to in the relationship is having something warm and soft to hold at night.
I know I'm normie scum. But what should I do, robots?
you should start abusing opiates
>>26555101
>something warm and soft to hold at night
At least it sounds like her penis is pretty feminine.
why do normies feel the need to come here? aren't there other forums or subreddits where you can discuss this? Trying to have a discussion about relationships on /r9k/ is like trying to discuss feminism on /pol/
How do I kickstart this conversation? I'm sick of doing all the legwork when talking to girls on tinder. I mean she sent the first message for christs sake.
Just text her "Wanna fuck?"
No matter what she says you saved yourself time.
>>26553979
you are expected to sound interesting, she doesn't give a shit about you, her tinder is full. she has options, you on the other hand, not so much
So you are the one that has to attract her interest.good luck
>>26553979
>still in high school
Hi Adam Johnson
Fuck off /pol/acks. You're hateful and violent like robots can be, but your spite emerges from disgust instead of envy. That's why you're all normalfags.
>Aryan chads who bully people in worse situations than them honestly think they belong on this board
>>26553583
>/pol/
>chads
my fucking sides
I would kill a thousand Nazi normalfags to spare the life of one actual black robot, but those female niggers that post threads daily here about not having their perfect Chad are absolute scum
I unironically hate anyone that isn't a robot
You have 10 seconds to prove that Ancient Egyptians weren't light skinned black people
They built a fuckin empire. Black people can't build shit
This side by side analysis is more evidence
>in b4 WE
white folks racist
Why do weed smokers think they're so enlightened?
They say stuff like,
>"Wow I'm 18 but I feel like I've lived four lifetimes you know?"
Or,
>"I just don't believe in any god, we should all just get along man."
>"I once knew a pastor, and like, he didn't answer my question exactly how I wanted him too, and thats how I knew religion was bullshit."
Is there anyone who smokes weed who isn't a completely pretentious retard?
>>26552081
Why would you ask why degenerates aren't degenerates? Honestly, drugtards are the worst and best proof was that DOOD WEED on Canada, kek.
>idiot exists
>smokes weed
>says idiotic things
>"why are all weed smokers idiots"
come on son
I've smoked weed everyday for about four years now along with some of my friends. While they feel like there "enlightened" I just know I'm a addict with dwindling mental stability.
Potheads are full of shit.. All of them including me.
