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SAY IT! Get it off your chest! What's on your mind?
I want to fuck a 15 year old girl.
>>26593727
15 is WAY too fucking old to be going to jail for m8
I wanna fucking kill myself.
Do you still do this?
>>26592993
i do this for everyone though
I usually try holding the door open as I walk through it for the people behind me, regardless of gender
I hold the door if someones close. I usually don't do it for women anymore, because I noticed that they never seem to do it for me. Men, everytime. No questions asked.
Have you ever noticed women never hold the door for you? Would they hold it for chad?
As far as melee weapons go, if they weren't fedora tier, would you EDC a katana? Surely it's better for self defense than a baton or knife.
Bat is always the way to go. Non lethal and highly effective
Rapier(or a gun)is the best. I know what I'm talking about.
>>26591588
>Surely it's better for self defense than a knife.
no
Tfw obsessed with moving to LA. Literally the only thing that keeps me from killing myself
>>26591109
LA sucks dick tbqh familia
>>26591109
I live about an hour and a half from L.A.
I personally can't stand the the place famalam. I'm not a fan of most cities really, but L.A. is even worse
Sorry to be such a negative nancy
>tfw interviewing for a job that will help move me to LA
I don't think I want to go there...
How do people even get gfs
is there any way but online dating if you're not in school
Would also want to know.
>>26588740
yep, online dating m8. but dont get depressed an kill yourself when a 10/10 doesn't reply.
>>26588740
Work, book stores, coffee shops, malls, etc.
New Board ideas
>your idea
>your reason
>would it benefit 4chan?
>>26587422
/black/ so bebe can shitpost to her heart's content
Daily Bandage threads that are always stickied
Because I want them
It would benefit me, and I am 4chan
>/arch/- architecture
would be the comfiest board tbf
>/leftypol/
to balance out /pol/'s influence
>/meta/
to replace the festering shithole that is /qa/
>tfw you're a May 2016 law graduate
>tfw you're not at an ivy league school
>tfw you'll never be a guy earning 6 figures in your 20s
>tfw you'll be crippled by debt for the next several decades
feels thread guys?
>>26587297
People almost never earn 6 figures in their 20's, including gifted coders and electrical engineers. You'll hit your stride in your 40's, which is the pinnacle of life for men.
>>26587353
first year big law associates earn 160k/year + bonus. But they work 80 hours/week
>>26587353
>You'll hit your stride in your 40's, which is the pinnacle of life for men
Working an office job while supporting a bitchy wife in a boring suburban house is life's peak?
Fuck that shit pham, if that's as good as it gets then just fucking kill me now
>tfw my aunt just walked in on me masturbating while I was laying on the bed
>later when I come downstairs she says "you're quite well-endowed, young man"
I said thanks and uncomfortably went back to my room, does she want the D? This pretty much just happened.
She probably does. If she's good looking, go for it and keep us up to date
she was probably just trying to clear the air and put the embarrassment behind you/her rather than being awkward for decades
Dude she wants your cock. Let her catch you again and then get her to fuck you
Tell me about your failed suicide attempts, robots. What did you plan out and how did you fuck up? Were you caught or found? Would you try it again?
>>26586407
>took a bunch of tylenol and set up a helium exit bag
>tfw gf and her sexual bf showed up in my room because I told them I was going to be out at library for a while and they were going to use my room for sex
>tfw gf's sexual bf ripped apart my exit bag and carried me like a baby outside where I had to wait on his shoulder until the ambulance came
Tried to kill myself by using a smashed vodka bottle. When that didn't work I tried to kill myself by swallowing glass. I ended up going to the hospital when I could walk again because I obviously wasn't going to die and it was pretty painful.
All I learned is that alcohol poisoning is not fun and trying to kill yourself when you're extremely drunk isn't a very good idea.
>>26586469
Why didn't you use a kitchen knife?
Have you ever received a gift from a grill?
Secret Santa gifts, birthday presents from friends, and this one time a girl gave me one of her earrings
Yes she was giving kisses for everyone in the class right before Christmas.
>Hershey's kisses
>>26585479
>a girl gave me one of her earrings
Did you fuck her?
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This idea of "chad" gets thrown around a lot here on /r9k/ as some sort of perfect guy that girls fall for.
But the thing is, every person has his or her own insecurities and failings and doubts. Don't you think it's silly to focus so much on competing against a perfect, and imaginary, guy?
And I know that I and a lot of my friends prefer regular guys over the type of jock you guys call "Chad". We prefer guys that make us feel better about ourselves - guys who we feel comfortable around.
Either you live under a rock or you're talking out of your ass
>or just bait
But for convince, I'll entertain this horseshit
Just keep telling yourself you prefer regular guys, and that you'd take the wholesome average Joe over the douchey quarter back. I bet it makes you feel good about yourself, as if you've successfully surprised your biological instinct to fuck the alpha. I bet you believe you've got masculinity figured out, don't you? That its just a "silly" notion that there are Perfect guys who drown in pussy and set impossible standards? Well you haven't got a fucking clue what you're talking about
girls cannot help but fall for chad, if he wants her
chad are the men who cannot do wrong by women as they are the fetish which defines masculine traits women select to be successful.
even women who are casually aware that their being is a transitory pleasure for chad, the sublime nature of the experience defies cogent thought. the greatest self good for her always is that chad, and all women are so easily beguiled... affording him every right to ovulation under accepted and never to be regretted conditions, therefor the more degrading the more erotic.
Of COURSE Chad isn't real.
Do you honestly believe that there are guys who live life on genetic God Mode? Guys who don't even have to try to make a lasting impression on people because they're so naturally charismatic and physically appealing? Do you really think there are guys out there who society hands everything to just because they're tall, confident and good looking?
You're ridiculous, Op. Chad is just a myth.
>tfw Being bullied in college
I thought it ended in high school
>>26583751
have you tried shooting them and then yourself?
>in college
Its almost like you want a job, GTFO fucking normie scum.
>>26583751
it's your own fault for not reinventing yourself and walking in there like chad
hey, I'm a girl with absolutely no interests or hobbies. I started university last October and can't make any friends because I'm boring and have nothing to talk about. I'm not even interested in my course.
What should I do, guys?
>>26582877
Be my friend and have sex with me and then we can be losers together.
>>26582877
>I'm a girl
Anyways get some hobbies or some shit.
>>26582877
>What should I do, guys?
be qt.
hi, i'm french, and i would know what do u think about my country in USA
>>26577268
You're all degenerate legbeards.
I actually miss hearing French spoken. I was in the area near Luxembourg in 1999 and it was super comfy in December. Frenchmen are a bit less friendly than burgers but whatever. Just be yourself bro.
Y'all ain't half bad.
I just made a billion dollars on the stock market, specifically in pharmaceuticals. No one knows who I am.
What should I do with the money? Charity? Fund the Robot Uprising?
buy a wu tang album
give me a quick 20 million
>>26575896
Reinvest I have some ideas if you have $50,k or more for a high risk investment
