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>day 1 of 5
Don't worry, wagecuck. Your first day will be finished soon.
I had to stay an extra hour on to do some more work just so I don't get swamped this week.
You will never know this feeling of responsibility. You are a waste of time. A waste of oxygen. Wait until your benefits are cut, scum. Leech. I depise you.
Consider suicide.
>This kills the wagecuck
shots fired
>>26677209
First reply, first ragie wagie.
Priceless
Ask someone who is an hour away from committing suicide anything.
>>26673828
What's your favourite movie?
muted cause robo sucks balls
>>26673858
A Bronx Tale, I love rude working class Italian people.
Don't do it, my friend
Velkommen til forste utgave av /Scandifeels/
Dette er en traad for alle Skandinaviske roboter. Vi maa samle det skandinaviske robotmiljoet her!
Pass paa:
>Kun for Nordmenn, Svensker og Dansker
>Normier holder seg borte
>Nordiske bokstaver gir ASCII-feil, saa bruk f.eks. aa, oe osv..
tryckte precis in en snus och satte pa spotify, kommer nog bli en bra dag
Idag var en bra dag - isbiten
La oss begynne med aa poste hvor vi er fra:
Jeg er 21 aar, og er fra Oslo, Norge
>alltid varit lite cp
>isolerad I flera ar
>Far mitt tillstand att besoka ohio, america
>far massvis med vanner, forlora oskulden, roka pot och dricka, kora atv och skjuta vapen
>all verka gilla mig och kanner mig som en kandis
>aker tillbaka till sverige
>mar bra i 4 manader
>sen kommer depressionen och ensamheten
>nu ar jag fet
Jag har alltid vetat att det var fel pa ackel sverige
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
Do you agree with this video?
>>26672726
>Do you agree with this video?
Do I agree with facts? Usually, yeah.
Yes. Anyone who viewed the old women-hate threads (do you guys even still have these, haven't been here in months) already knows this.
>>26672726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1imXIDBOdo
What is the scariest thing that has ever happened to you?
>>26661276
I awoke up one night with someone knocking on my bedroom door. i live alone.
i could've dreamt/imagined it tho
i was drunk and flipped my car
>>26661276
Ghostly man in the bathroom stall at the chinese buffet.
Hey fembots.
Can you describe your ideal boyfriend?
I could just describe myself for you OP, and basically the opposite of that is everything a fembot would want.
>>26671330
6'13"
white of pure icelandic descent
13" uncut cock
makes a 7 figure salary
23 years old
perfectly chiseled jawline covered with a thick, luscious beard
heterochromia with one blue eye and one green eye
anything else is 'settling' and i'll probably cuck him desu
>>26671330
a sentient horse
Should Kesha be allowed to break her contract because of muh woman tears
Does anybody know if she'd be famous without that particular contract? If not, then she should start advocating for the women who are abused and never achieve the type of fame that gives them a platform or a voice for change. If she'd be famous without the contract then she's an idiot for failure to consult a lawyer who would have told her how terrible it was.
why do you even care are you twelve?
whats going on with dumb bitch i don't keep up with this shit
How many of you have actually tried to get a gf?
How many of you have actually tried to sprout wings and fly?
>>26667158
I haven't. The closest I ever came was making out with my oneitis one drunken night, but then never texting her after or trying to make more moves afterwards.
I get the point of your post though. You're trying to get robots to take responsibility for their situation because they never tried.
I've never had even a conversation with a non-relative female since I was in primary.
I am only apathetic towards the concept of relationships nowadays. I've accepted that I'm plain-looking, and that I do not have a whole lot else going for me, so I do not see much a point in trying.
Ok, robots, I fucked up big time
>discover dorei no seikatsu
>pic related, that's the game
>it's a game where you fall in love with a 12 year old slave girl and fuck her
>hide the game in a folder in program files I named HK Player
>eventually get bored of it and forget about it
>come home from work one day and find out my computer is gone
>walk into the living room to ask my parents about it
>see my parents sitting there staring at me with disappointed faces
>my mother breaks the silence
>"anon, you know how much me and your father love you, but this has to stop"
>she proceeds to explain how my father found that "pedophile" game while cleaning my pc from viruses/useless programs
>it's my computer but my father's an IT guy and is obsessed with keeping the computers in the house in top shape
>mother proceeds to tell me how much she and my father love me and will support me through this phase
>ask her about my pc
>she said that my pc's hard drive was wiped because after a short search they found my loli hentai videos (alongside with real pedophile porn i downloaded from the deep web) in a few hidden subfolders in the same folder
>"you won't have your computer back until you see a psychologist, anon"
>father just stood there staring at me with a disappointed look on his face
>"go to your room, anon, we'll continue this conversation tomorrow"
FUCKFUCKFUCK what do I do?
>>26671387
delicious pasta anon
but its starting to get stale
Get the fuck off my board to pedofile piece of shit.
You see the psychologist.
How much of a deal breaker (red flag) is drug usage for you?
Say you found your dream girl; looks, morality, personality, purity, views, everything. The one you've been looking for that you thought never existed. Would you still date her if you found out later on after dating for a while that she did drugs casually on her free time? What if it was only pot? Keep in mind, we controlled for every other variable. She is perfect except for the fact that she does drugs. She does not care that you don't do them, to her it's just like someone not liking a certain type of food.
This mainly applies to straight edge fags.
>>26671342
It's a dealbreaker for me tbqh. Potheads are retards from my experience and I there's a high danger for her to develop an addiction with other drugs.
>>26671342
This situation would never happen because if she does drugs there has to be other red flags.
>>26671342
Never trust a woman who uses drugs
It's all the red flags when she indulges in such a selfish synthetic embellishment
All the shady people she has to deal with to acquire her illegal drugs is bad enough, but on top of her selfish tendencies, it also displays a lack of emotional maturity and she's clearly good at keeping secrets, manipulating others and lying
All because she's constantly involved with illegal activity
So yeah, no woman of my dreams is doing drugs
Why cant niggers fuck off back to africa?
>>26670378
Why cant cumskins all fuck off back to europe?
Here is your (you), sage
>>26670392
Thread/
Sageing
>>26670408
>>26670392
Asshurt subhuman apes spotted.
>I want a guy who's smart
What do women mean by this? Obviously the smart guys aren't getting the girls.
>I want a guy who agrees with me, because I am smart!
>I want a chad, with a six pack, big biceps, 6ft5, and has an IQ of 140.
>>26669222
Don't forget
>who makes 6 figures
/Britfeel/ why do i need to make the fucking thread its nearly fucking 10 o'clock edition
>Tfw failed again
>Tfw gonna die a virgin
I want to kill myself so bad.
Post waifus in /a/
>applying for a job
>all going great
>weaving whimsical yarns to surprise and delight them
>suddenly the whole 'equality' page
>have to put down that i'm a white cis male
>know that I now have no chance of getting it
I have never got a job where they have an equality page, but I have had several without them. I think I am being discriminated against.
Post characters that are literally you
Hard mode: No Pepe/Wojak or other memes
Textless posts are not allowed, bloxy blox
>>26650749
Anger management problems and fucked up pasti'm a guy
>>26650749
>I was the fat kid that always beefed it
Have you ever been ghosted? Or ever ghosted somebody?
I'm a socially retarded faggot and I suddenly completely cut off contact with people because of something stupid like I don't know what to say to them. I've done it all my life and now I've ended up a basement dwelling loser with no friends. I feel bad because sometimes they continue to try to contact me, even several months after. Somehow it makes it even more awkward to reply.
How do I recover this?
If someone ghosted you, what would be the best thing they could they do to fix it? Respond? If so, what with?
I do this all the time because I get annoyed with having to act like I care about peoples' shitty days over text messages. I way prefer in person communication but people get so butthurt if I don't text them back it affects my relationships in real life.
>>26658139
I hate texts. How the hell are you supposed to respond to "hey" and "what's up?" with more than two words?
Yes, I have done this to atleast I would say 15+ people.
I actually saw one of them in a mall not too long ago. We made eye contact from quite far away. I then proceeded to walk away within the crowd of people and they never saw me again.
I wonder how they see me from their perspective. I must be a mysterious fuck to them. Actually quite funny. They were all my past "friends" aswell. I hope they have forgotten about me though.
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