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/Britfeel/ why do i need to make the fucking thread its nearly fucking 10 o'clock edition
>Tfw failed again
>Tfw gonna die a virgin
I want to kill myself so bad.
Post waifus in /a/
>applying for a job
>all going great
>weaving whimsical yarns to surprise and delight them
>suddenly the whole 'equality' page
>have to put down that i'm a white cis male
>know that I now have no chance of getting it
I have never got a job where they have an equality page, but I have had several without them. I think I am being discriminated against.
How exactly do I go about talking to my GP about mental health? Just book an appointment and turn up saying "I'm fucked in the head, doc."?
>>26668119
>weaving whimsical yarns to surprise and delight them
Straight into the bin. Applications aren't to get a feel of your personality, that's the point of the face-to-face interview.
>disabling facebook wall posts on your birthday so you don't have to explain why you have none
>>26668122
>'What can I do for you today?'
>'I'm feeling really down'
That's all it takes. Remember to turn down his 10 recommendations for anti-depressents.
>>26668158
total opposite happened to me
he was literally like
"oh well why don't you try going for a walk"
>>26668122
I booked an appointment with my doctor and the first thing I said to him when I sat down was
>"I'm pretty sure I'm going to kill myself either this week or next week"
Just tell them the truth, lying to a doctor is just silly.
>>26668135
I know, I am late 20s and have had a fair few jobs. I stand by the equality pages always fucking me over though.
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>>26668122
I walked in and said I felt hollow inside, but not sad. He sent me to a psychiatrist and they told me I have schizoid traits. Waiting on a full analysis now, but I don't like talking on the phone, so I'm waiting for them to contact me like they said they would.
>>26668191
>lying to a doctor is just silly.
But that's what you did. All this 'I'm totally going to kill myself tomorrow/next week' is a load of bullshit.
>>26668156
>using facebook
I know britfeel is the most normie section of this board but god damn
>>26668216
I went as far as selling all my things and writing individual suicide notes to those closest to me so I'd say I was at least half way there senpai.
>>26668252
Yet the doctor throwing some fluoxetine your way and a counsellor appointment changed it all?
>>26668270
No, having all of my money taken from me by my parents and being constantly watched is what kept me alive.
I'm now saving up to go somewhere and kill myself. I don't want to die in this country, it disgusts me.
I never said anything changed.
>>26668097
I hate most anime though, I've watched all the good ones
So I'm posting my waifu in /shitfeel/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfDtylU8ZEA
>tfw no welsh bird to make a man out of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EErfTqtnEhw
What you lads listening to/watching/playing/reading/
Also, any you lads leaving the house?
Gonna visit my parents today I think, get some home made food and a beer with my dad.
>>26668311
Do your parents not work? That would give you a massive chunk of the day to yourself.
>I don't want to die in this country, it disgusts me.
Sounds like one of the countless excuses someone who is totally gonna kill themselves say senpai.
>>26668360
watching Sips play through Cities: Skylines
comfy as
>>26668386
know what would be comfier.
Playing Cities: SKylines yourself.
>>26668386
Sips is pretty /comfy/teir
>>26668369
>not wanting to die in a nice climate with a nice view
Sorry but I think I'll hold off suicide until I can get to a place that isn't surrounded by pakis, grey skies and Greggs stores.
I'm superstitious so I'd like to believe there's at least something after death. If that "something" involves being near the place of death then I'm not taking any chances.
>>26668360
gotta go down and sort out my neetbux
suppose to be through and get paid but they're useless and it didn't go through
i'm watching anime, jormungand.sofarit'skindoflikebaccano
spilt_drink_on_my_keyboard_after_typing_jormungang_so_had_to_swap_to_keyboard_which_is_fucked(from+spilling+drink+too)_and_the_space_key_on_it_doesnt_work
>>26668440
>gotta go down and sort out my neetbux
Wat. All neetbux should be able to get fixed over the internet/phone. What kind is it exactly?
>>26668122
>"So you're depressed?"
>"Fill out this questionnaire to confirm you are depressed."
>"Can't you tell I'm not a counsellor? Lol,"
>"Would you like citalopram/setraline/venlafaxine/fluoxitine to fuck up your dick? Or you can take that one pill that makes you fat."
>"I can put you on the waiting list for an assessment, don't expect any contact from me for a few months/years and some nurse will ask you the same questions."
>"You seem sad, go for a walk and be with your friends."
NHS are shit with mental health unless you have something they can drug you for.
>>26668191
Yeah, I just hope I'm not ignored because I'm not really super suicidal or anything, like I hate life at the minute but I kinda like living. I just feel so tired and exhausted all the time, I've lost interest in stuff I used to like and I've not really had contact with people in about 2 months. I know what I have to do to turn shit around too and make myself 'happy', but at the same time I feel kinda stuck and unable to move forward. I've been at odds with my family for the past month too, which is kinda acting as a feedback loop I suppose. Not to mention shit like my terrible sleeping and eating, but I'm not sure if that's a symptom or a cause.
I guess I'll find out if something's wrong with me when I get there.
>>26668482
>I kinda like living
>I've lost interest in stuff I used to like
>2 months.
Counsellors were made for normie issues like this. Just say you don't want any pills and you should be lined up with one.
>>26668428
>stores
Undercover yank detected.
>Using the paki meme
>Using the Grey sky meme
>Greggs 'stores'
Greggs is a bakery you fucking cretin
>>26668569
>actually calling Greggs a bakery
That's what they want you to do. Like McDonalds calling themselves a fucking restaurant.
Both are technically those things but they're walking along a very thin line. Everything is just shovelled into an oven to warm it up, nothing is actually made at those places. You could train a chimp to do both jobs.
Therefore, I'm not calling it a bakery.
>>26668428
It doesn't cost enough that you need to save up for a trip in the UK where there's no paki's and greggs. Get to it.
>>26668602
>calling it a store
mate, shop aye... or you know, just fucking Greggs.
What next, spoons is a BAR, it's a pub mate.
>>26668614
I sincerely apologise for triggering your autism. I'll use "shop" next time you fucking fanny.
Too early in the day to be interacting with you.
You can have the last word if you want and an extra (You)
>>26668033
Is it possible to be addicted to weed? Because I think I am. :/
>>26668684
if you mean physically, then no, if you mentally as in you want to smoke again and crave it, then yes
if you smoke joints with tobacco, there is a good chance of you becoming addicted to nicotine and misinterpreting your craving for weed as a craving for nicotine
>>26668700
\I pick up an ounce every month and smoke blunts/pipes/vape (gay)/ bongs so i never use any baccy but this month I had to pick up another ounce because I ran out and I really wanted to smoke to relax after a 13 hour shift. How can I stop?
>>26668033
Britfeel, what the fuck do I do?
I'm a virgin (obviously). What happens if I ever miraculously manage to find myself a gf? She's going to realise I'm terrible in bed and completely inexperienced and leave me in a flash. On top of that I have crippling social anxiety and intimacy fears, how the fuck am I even going to stay hard even the situation does arrive?
The fuck do I do?!inb4 hookers
>format and reinstall windows last night
>put in driver disk
>get error that a lot of people using WINDOWS 10 seen to be having
>Can't install network driver
>can't use Internet
>on my phone
Fuck sakes lads. I'm lost.
Gonna go to my mums in a bit and hopefully her laptop works so I can download it on there. If not I'm fucked.
>>26668684
Yes. Don't listen to what the degenerates say when they say it isn't. Your body wont get physically addicted but you can get addicted to the feeling of being high.
>It's not addictive! I should know, I've been smoking it for 15 years!
>>26668743
>inb4 hookers
Then you don't deserve help because that's the answer if you're so bothered about your performance. There isn't some magical trick to be good at sex if you've never done it before.
I'd personally recommend Prague. The ugliest women are like fucking 8/10 and you can get good, clean hookers in a brothel for about 30-40 quid for half an hour or 50-60 quid for an hour. Obviously prices depend on where you are going but that's about the average.
They don't give a shit, they're paid to fuck strangers. Just say that you're very nervous and that it's your first time. You could get a hooker in the UK but I've seen the prices of escorts and they're a small fortune, it's not worth it desu.
>>26668879
150 an hour for a good hooker is not "a small fortune" and at least they'd understand your language properly
>>26668932
And consider the money you'd save on flights and accomodation
>>26668602
Most bakeries are just warming shit up that was made in factories
Doing it by hand is economically nonviable.
>>26668962
And you get to look at reviews beforehand
>repeatedly called secondary school highscool in front of psychiatrist
>has no idea what I'm on about
the internet did this to me
>>26669005
Well, this is bullshit, because my High school literally had the words "High School" in the title and I went there 20 years ago
>>26669027
he was some 60 yo black dude so that might be it, I don't know. I died a little inside when he had to stop me mid tangent.
>>26669039
probably just regional variation, i wouldn't worry about it if i were you lad
>>26669027
Yeah well my school had "Maths and Computing college" in it's name and it didn't even have a sixth form. It was just a secondary school.
>>26668743
I've had sex with a bunch of women and still don't really know if I'm any good. Real life isn't like porn where you have to shag in 17 different positions while she screams the house down. Put benis in vagina and go in and out.
Have a wank beforehand if you're worried about jizzing too soon, but don't kid yourself into thinking that your imaginary future gf will be expecting you to be a sex god, it's unnecessary pressure lad.
>>26669119
>Have a wank beforehand if you're worried about jizzing too soon
Unless your recovery period is long, then this is the worst idea ever
>>26668754
You can download it on your phone lad
>>26669135
I didn't mean right before, more like a couple of hours before. Just so he's going in excited, but not too excited.
>>26669119
>>26669197
I feel you, and appreciate your advice, but I'm one of those people who can regain sensitivity quickish but my load the second time round would be pathetic and disappointing
>>26669226
No one gives a fuck about your loads. Porn in't real life
>>26669113
Mine had that too. It did have a sixthform thoughUlvo massive
>>26668252
>selling all my things
Why? Money is no good when you're dead.
>at work
>co-worker goes to adjust her shirt at the bottom
>"Christ, I thought you were going to flash me then."
>"I will if you want ;)"
>I instantly spaghetti
>"I think I'll give that one a miss, thanks."
>Walk away
Someone kill me.
>>26668097
Posting my waifu in /britfeel/ because /a/ is a shit board
>>26669257
To pay for my plane ticket and the final days leading up to it.
>>26669265
hahahahahaha she got btfo
>>26669226
Lad you might even have some problem to cum, if you're anxious about it. First time won't be great, second might be great. But at least it's going to get better.
>>26669119
>Real sex isn't like porn
>you don't need to use different positions
you are bad at sex, you are still a virgin emotionally
>>26669265
Pretty alpha desu senpai. You probably made her weter than an otters pocket
>>26669265
You silly bastard
Can I get a poleaboo, tilde and Brian from Exeter update?
>>26669460
Poleaboo has not yet killed himself, Tilde has ordered some qt thigh highs, and Brian from Exeter has gone AWOL
Post unique feels right now.
>>26669460
Brian got scared because I kept asking him for a fight on Sidwell Street. He is a uni pansy and I said I would go and find him at the firehouse (where the rich uni kids go for wine and middle class banter)
Gonna pop into spoons for a cheeky pint after signing on lads. Thankfully it's next door.
>>26669493
Poleaboo has said in the past if he ever killed himself at-least 4 people would join him, minimum.
>>26669511
>tfw you will never drive a truck through the german countryside while Junlad gives you a handjob
Taking suggestions for films to vote on for next week's movie night. Polling will start tuesday morning and end midnight wednesday. Currently on the list:
>Zulu
>K-On
>5 centimetres per second
>John Wick
>Good Will Hunting
>Demolition Man
>Gladiator
>Sunshine
>Rocky Horror Picture Show
>Rush Hour
Talk in the stream suggested that light hearted or camp movies might go down best, but as usual, all suggestions will go on the poll to be voted on.
>>26669553
>drinking with m8s at the pub
>a fat smelly autist with piss stained joggers turns up
>he wants to fite me
>lol at him and kiss my bird
>watch him reeeee and start crying
>>26669668
I don't think he has a gf, he's pretty butterfaced. I also don't actually live in Exeter, I just know it well and wanted him to shut the fuck up, he was an idiot.
>>26669555
>tfw you personally know a terrorist in the making
It feels like we'll all have an indepth insight into his motivations. God speed you horrid little paki
>>26669683
Fair enough mate. Most of the gimmick/tripfags annoy the living shit out of me.
I only find poleaboo entertaining because his life is worse than mine and he takes b8 when he gets bullied
>>26669555
Never going to happen, he is a complete no-hoper.
>>26669555
Who would be the lucky individuals to join him? Family or strangers?
>>26669704
Agreed, Poleaboo makes life seem wonderful.
>>26668457
Really sad but basically you're 100% right.
>that one pill that makes you fat
>tfw ;_;
Can anyone donate any (You)'s to a cold and hungry anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7a7LdgRh-k
Reminder to add yourselves lads
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1554727
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1554727
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1554727
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1554727
>>26669553
>tfw middle class banter is the worst banter.
I fucking hated uni for this exact reason.
>tfw no one in my uni course to talk fitba with.
>tfw even tennis was too below them
mate, sports wont make you a chav you nancy boy pricks.
>tfw went down the pub at weekends with my old friends because working class banter was so much better, even if they did call me out for being a 'smart cunt'.
>>26668097
My waifu doesn't belong in /a/ though. /v/ or /vg/ maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heF_NPJbv8Y
>tfw I will never be a kamikaze pilot
I could kill two birds with one stone, literally. I would be killing myself and the enemy
>>26669774
You need some better robot feels music bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJy8VgB83OQ&index=5&list=RDEErfTqtnEhw
>>26668033
how can you hope to be happy if you still masturbate ?
>>26669808
STOP POSTING THIS GUY. HE'S A LITERAL WHO
>>26669662
scat superstars 2
>>26669841
>britfeels thread
>brits not knowing Damon Albarn
M8 u wot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATWnH-yb6-o
>not liking
GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS
WHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GIRLS
WHO DO BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS
WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE
>>26669781
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>>26669781
>loads of beach lack of bitch
Kek desu
>>26669841
He wasn't in the 90s m8, let us oldies reminisce. Jarvis Cocker was also someone back then.
>>26669876
I sang that in my head
>Doodlo do doodlo do doodla do....
>>26668097
Posting waifu~
>>26669460
>2lbs away from losing another stone
>unsure if I should add classmates on normiebook since I can't take rejection well
>need to buy moisturisers that anons suggested yesterday
>finally getting okay at osu
>just want to stay in bed and watch anime and play vidya
that's about everything desu~
>>26669955
>Jarvis Cocker was also someone back then
His show on radio 6 is pretty fresh lad, you should check it out.
Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as (parklife)
And morning soup can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(parklife)
John's got brewers droop he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons
They love a bit of it (parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching... you should cut down on your porklife mate... get some
Exercise
>>26670018
Someone wrote the NEET life version a while back
>>26669988
POST SKELLY BOD
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>>26670018
>tfw I get up when I want except on Wednesdays
When I get rudely awakened by the dustmen (parklife)
>>26669988
You should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise.
SHE'S A LITTLE WILD AND SHE'S READY TO COME BACK ON TV!
>>26670049maybe when I get my thigh-highsmaybe~
>>26670078
top kek lad
>>26670090
>tfw have a chubby version of this bird at work, and she's a lazy cunt. Also, girl from the ad is an uggo
>tfw she would get told to clean that shit off her eyes at my store.
what's that smell?
fucking pongs
>>26669988
>finally getting okay at osu
Play with me later on pls Tilde
>>26670187
I-I am not that confident yet senpai~
soon though
unlucky chubby
>Tilde's buying thigh-highs
what are they, bin liners?
Putting E45 on the horrific razor burn I have all over my thighs lads
>>26670262
I don't mind playing easier maps, I'll show you some good ones if we play multiplayer some time
Nice lunch in wetherspoons lads. Going out buying shirts before my lecture, but they're stupidly expensive. What plans do you all have for today?
>>26670350
>Using razors
Proper mong
Does anyone even know what tilde looks like or are you all just being optimistic that he's not a greasy sweaty fat fuck?
cracking whore banter
I've seen Nadia before and the visit was fine, as i could not get hold of anyone else i gave her a try again, I was armed with fifty quid for the full service but when she opened the door i slipped twenty back in my pocket as she looked terrible. Should have walked away but you know what its like!. Anyhow she went straight into kissing me and i was repulsed by the huge zits all over her face, then she dropped down to my old fella and gave about 30 seconds off decent oral before she grabbed a condom, she told me i had to go on top as she had a bad leg, so there I am humping away looking down at her face, I could not get turned on at all. Fianlly i took her doggie and managed to shoot my load. Maybe it was a bad day for her but I think shes got a drug problem, there were needle marks on her arms and also on her legs (i could see them thru the stockings)HOpefully she can get back on track.
>>26670390
He posted his legs in the Steam chat, he's a qt desu
>>26670090
>neck tattoos
Might as well have "WHORE" tattooed across her forehead tbqh
>>26670390
anime nonces are autistic so they miss certain social cues
e.g they believe he is some innocent delicate pre-pubescent flower when in reality he is a fat smelly mess with teeth that look like this
>>26670350
Should have been more careful when shaving lad~
and easier maps sound good.
>>26670373
>What plans do you all have for today?
Got a lecture at 2 with a qt euro grill~
When I commit suicide I want it to be punishing, I don't want it to be a little faggy "insta-kill" death because that's for women.
Obviously lighting myself on fire would be the most hardcore but that seems too excessive. I'm thinking seppuku with a really sharp knife.
How would you lads kill yourself?
>>26670444
word of warning: seppuku involves two people
you stab yourself in the stomach and someone else cuts off your head
if you attempt to solo it you will have an agonising death lasting hours
>>26670444
At the Switzerland suicide clinic to be honest. Seems to pretty lovely.
>>26669876
HE'S NOTA ROBOT. IT'S A NORMIT
>>26670390
I posted my wrist in a thread and I have sent leg pics to the lads senpai~
>>26670444
The long slow march to old age, alone. I'll never feel the intimate touch of a woman. I'll never know love or the feeling of having a family.
That is how I will die
>>26670519
Slutty as fuck
>>26670519
>>26670552
Poleaboo thinks this is absolutely harram.
>>26670477
>seppuku involves two people
Later methods included a second person as it became more popular. Some samurai would do it on their own and then cover their face with their hands while they bled to death. It only takes a few hours if you puncture your stomach with a blade, if you actually slice horizontally you will die within minutes.
Also they don't cut their head off, they cut it enough so it severs their neck and kills them instantly but they don't go all the waythrough because it's DISHONORABU. The goal is to leave their head attached to the body after delivering a fatal blow to the back of the neck.
>>26668097
i see a mention of waifus and i must post Jun.
>>26670390
yeh he looks good lad, he posted some things to the boyz.
Finally got up lads, going to the shops now can i pick you up anything?
>>26668119
Put you're gay. Not like they can check that shit. Guy I know put he was a black homosexual when he applied for a job - no one even mentioned it at the interview. He got the job, too.
>>26670585
Actual face pics?
>>26670672
Like every trap on 4chan he just posted his legs/feet as the face is horrid. Probably in stripped socks too.
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_11.59_[2015.10.12_21.41.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wsUq8xy.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv snapshot 11.59 [2015.10.12 21.41.01]")
>>26668097
I sure do love sakurako lads. I want her to be my daughter so i can hug her, and wash her cute little feet. She can have hima round any time she wants, but i will be watching the whole time. she is my everything, she is why i live.
Is it weird to go to a museum by myself? I go to university in London and it's close to the national history museum so I was thinking about going since it's free.
>>26670585
SHE'S A KEEPER MATEY
MIGHT EVEN HAVE HER MYSELF
>>26670728
no, thats one of the places it is not lad.
>>26670760
actually dont have that one thanks.
I'm going to throw up this ice cream. Tee hee hee.
>>26670760
You don't have to spoiler on r9k
>>26670760
never knew you were a nonce shoutanon
>>26670760
>>26670775
You do when it's paedophilia cartoons.
>>26670773
YOU LOOKS SO THIN GIVE THAT BOIPUSSY TO ME
>>26670786
>>26670789
NEVER WATCHED IT HOW OLD IS SHE SUPPOSED TO BE?
>>26670807
15-18, i assume she is 15 there.
>>26670807
0.38
https://youtu.be/1Uuq1OnYdIo
>it's a fatties project onto tilde episode
getting really fucking bored of these desu
>>26670807
clearly a child you fucking nonce cunt
>>26670840
you could project films onto Tilde's fat arse
WELL ANIME POSTING REALLY GETS A LOT OF REPLYS
MAYBE I SHOULD FAKE BEING GAY ASWELL
ER I'M FEELING FAINT TOO~
>>26670863
>he still thinks this forced meme is funny
>>26670882
bit of a nonce you
>>26670863
i like tilde but i laffed at this, good one anon
>>26670903
YOU'RE SUCH A SILLY BOY
COME ROUND I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON
Shoutanon is just as much of s faggot as tidle. I firmly believe they're the same person faggot posting for attention. They always post around the same time too. If Tidle doesn't get enough (You)s or hate posts shoutanon magically appears.
Fuck i hate this cunt
>>26670959
you either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain
>>26670974
You either die a tadpole or live long enough to become a fossilized dinosaur.
lads
Am I depressed because I spend my days laying on a bed and fapping, or do I spend all my days laying on a bed and fapping because I'm depressed?
>>26670974
>>26670982
you're either a nigger or a nigger
you're a nigger, kill yourself
>>26671008
>He posts on /r9k/ telling people to kill themselves
Consider therapy.
>>26671004
it's both family, you can't escape the circle
>>26671014
>niggers
>people
consider suicide
>>26671025
>He says while posting in an /r9k/ thread
So self-important you think anyone in the world would heed your word.
>>26671004
You need to get up and do something lad
>tfw kinda wish my parents were dead so I can kill myself
>tfw I don't want them to die because I love them too much
Fucking family, the best suicide prevention method available unless they're absolute cunts. Mine aren't though.
>>26671151
That would be a good way to answer my own question
If only
>>26671179
Just leave a note, telling them that your suffering is over and you're finally at peace.
Hopefully they will understand, doubt it though. But you'll never know.
sick of hearing coldplay on the radio
There are 2 million insects for every person on earth
>>26671383
Quite like their stuff, but I'm a yank who never goes out.
Is their material plebeian, lads?
lads i always thought i had a small to average willy cos i guess i've been wanking to huge pornstar ones to so long and i just measure it and it was just over 6 inches
that's not bad is it? r-right
>>26671442
>There are 2 million insects for every person on earth
Another reason why the winter is best. no where near as many bugs about.
>>26671442
That isn't a nice way to talk about pakis.
>>26669781
That's interesting, an anon lives right by me, right by the stag at the top of mucklows hill
>>26671541
that would be me anon.
>>26671541
that wouId be me anon.
>Job induction/meeting thing at 4
>I have to "dress smart"
>No idea how long it will last
>All i'm doing is flipping burgers and scraping up grease in a pub kitchen
Just give me work and pay me for it, stop all this fucking around.
>>26669662
Attack the Block. It's british so I imagine there will be some bants had in the chat.
>>26671674
it's nigger banter, no one cares about that
>All I want to do is smoke weed
>I smoke so much it isn't fun any more
Kill me, Pete.
Nothing to do for the rest of the day lads, also no money and no food. Any suggestions to distract myself until tomorrow comes?
Pup is pretty happy putting himself away in his cage/bed and peeing outside, although has the occasional accident, also gave him a bite of chicken and he went mental, wagging his tail everywhere, pretty sure his first time having meat
>>26669662
The Limey
Great film
>>26671674
>>26671687
Its also a good film
>>26671746
such a good looking wan wan man, pet him for me
>>26669662
as always i'll only be watching if my film gets picked because EVERYTHING is about me.
>>26671746
You should feed him meat more often. They're not designed to eat veg
He is a proper qt pupper tho lad
>>26671619
This is the first time I've heard of someone in our area visiting 4chan, how's your life going?
>>26671787
He's on dog chow we got with him, special puppy food or something, idk they gave us a months worth when we got him.
I wasn't too sure if he's allowed meat yet might be too rich, he's only 7 weeks old. But he seemed to love it so I'll give him bites here and there
>>26671779
Was playing with him earlier, he's decided that when we walk him about, he's walking me. Put a lead on, first thing he does is bite the lead and pull me along, he's gone to bed now, must have tired him out
>>26671581
>>26671796
Original calamari
+>>26671826
He's practically toilet trained at 7 fucking weeks old? I don't know much about dogs but that seems crazy.
>>26671722
Sleep. Sleep.
>>26671722
Drink bare water lad and clean your house or somthing take your mind off how poor you are
>tfw slept for 20 hours
What should I put in my cover letter for a library job lads?
>>26671974
Can I lick the NEET stink of you?
>tfw made a girl laugh by describing something as comfy
Put me in a really good mood desu. Kind of risky using britfeel memes irl but it worked pretty well~
>>26671881
Pretty much, he only shits outside and whines a lot when he needs to go by the door, pee is hit and miss, every time I take him on a few runs around the garden he'll pee but he still pees on the mat by the door once or twice a day, he's a pretty smart dog. Already figured out how to open the food drawer, had to move it all higher up
>>26671979
a list of your favourite books
Like what you see lads?
>>26668209
Spotify mobile on a free account is the most pointless thing ever.
>>26672052
fuck off
>>26671746
cute dog famalam. would like to see more pics of this wan wan
>Find promising porn video
>Girl has a qt face, banging body just have to ignore the tattoos.
>Guy has an uncut dick and is filming POV so don't have to see him
Brilliant stu-
>Girl gives his crack a cheeky lick when sucking his balls
>Guy moans aggressively out of nowhere and tells her to do more
>Half the video is just him getting a rimjob while moaning in pleasure
Fuck sake, who wants this?
>>26668457
I have actually been cockblocked by venlafaxine.
>>26671974
pippa?
>>26672052
>it's a tilde changes his trip to evade my filter thread
>>26672090
>wan wan
you speak like a retard. are you retarded
>>26672131
Report it. Trying to force a meme is against the rules.
>>26672090
More doge is provided
I'd take more but he's fast asleep having dog dreams so I'd hate to take them
Might post more later if people want when he's awake
>>26672003
>no tildes
I'm getting a little suspicious now
>>26668602
This.
I live near a Greggs factory. Anyone who believes they make the stuff fresh in the stores is deluding themselves.
>>26672185
There is one at the end of the sentence though senpai~
>>26668879
150 is actually pretty cheap compared to some places on the continent.
>>26672179
Why would you hate to take them?
You're a fucking faggot mate fuck off with your shit dog as well, its not even pedigree
>>26672003
SHE WAS LAUGHING AT YOU NOT WITH YOU
>>26672262
I had pedigree dogs growing up and it's not really a good idea. They have a lot of illnesses and don't tend to live as long.
>>26672262
I meant I'd hate to wake him, I sort of dozed off halfway through the post
And he is, actually. He's got a fancy show name and everything
>Getting dogs from breeders
scum desu
>>26672289
What is it? I can only remember two of the ones our dogs had. One was Doubting Thomas, and the other was Ulian Piper of Kinsale. They became Stanley and Sydney.
>>26671826
My dad and step-mum trained this little pupper to be house trained at around the same age.
Careful giving him meat then. Might make him a chubber pupper
>>26668457
>NHS are shit with mental health
they should be since its all made up bullshit to get free money
>>26671446
It's super pleb-tier.
>>26672331
>tfw getting dogs
Scum desu
>>26672195
Has Greggs ever claimed to make stuff fresh?
Hell they're very proud of their factory in Newcastle that provides for the whole country.
>>26671979
That you enjoy the literally lifestyle, like hemingway, Joyce and Kafka you enjoy being poor as fuck, unemployed and miserable.
>also pretend you liked ulysses
>>26672338
Magnus Ericsson with a fancy nordic sounding middle name I can't remember or spell
We call him nigel
>>26672384
I forgot the pictures. Im a silly billy
who /dolescum/ here?
oc
>>26672570
fuck off rasheed you melt
>>26672585
no u
o
u
>>26672570
How is signing on now? I remember them saying it was gonna get very strict in 2016 but they probably say that every year desu.
just imported 20 dick pics
first time even taking 1 too
Share your thoughts with me lads. Especially you Amir.
>>26672570
>/dolescum/
Not being dole royalty mate.
But nah, I'm a wageslave lad, and I miss the dole, but then (>>26672616) apparently the dole is strict and you have to apply for 30 jobs a week and show you're doing 35 hours of looking for work.
Back when I was a dole bum it was 3 activities a week. And that was looking at the paper, checking the job point, looking up the town for jobs.
>tfw kids these days have it hard.
>>26672645
>Dick pics
mate u a poof?
What has to go into a covering letter? I'm so shit at these and have never really been shown.
>>26672662
>mate u a poof?
bicurious
>>26672688
>bicurious
thats not a thing m8 either you like cocks or you dont
>>26672645
lets have a look lad.
>>26672688
>bi
nah mate, you're a gay in denial.
>tfw don't hate gays, just don't like 'em
Lads I've been given until June to get a job otherwise I'm being kicked out.
No degree but i have good A levels in non mickey mouse subjects. I don't particularly enjoy the company of normies but I'm pretty good at faking it.
Anyone got ideas for interesting jobs that don't need degrees? Preferably not office based but I can't be too picky. Don't mind if they need a qualification as long as it doesn't take 3 years to get.
Jobs I've thought of so far:
Zookeeper
Train driver
Priest
Funeral director
>inb4 rentboy
>>26672662
>Back when I was a dole bum it was 3 activities a week.
Fuck me, talk about easy street
>>26668119
Can't prove you're not gay
>>26672709
it is a thing cos i'm not sure if i like cock
i've never actually played with one but my own but i want to see if i would be turn't on or not playing with someone elses cos i'm really not sure
>>26672717
not publicly on here sorry anonm-maybe on steam/skype though, i'm kinda curious what someone would think of 'em
>>26672735
>Train driver
High demand.
>Priest
If you don't have a top, top reference from your parish Priest I can't see that going too well.
>>26672735
>ive been given until June to get a job otherwise I'm being kicked out
i thought that only happened in yankland?
>>26672735
>Zookeeper
Needs a degree and probably a masters
>Train driver
No chance unless your dad is one already. Same for binmen.
>Priest
Needs a degree.
>Funeral director
Running your own business is not something you can just do overnight.
Sign up for a fucking temp agency you spastic.
>>26672760
My dad's best mate is our local priest, he's a right laugh. Dunno know if he'd give me a reference though.
>addicted to payday loans even though I don't have a job
>try to apply for bennies online to help pay off monstrous debt
>can't
>phone up and explain my situation
>they say I can apply
>sit on the phone for 30 minutes
>someone comes on the other end
>spend another half an hour checking eligibility and explaining my situation
>they say I can get my bennies
>right at the end the guys computer crashes and tells me to phone back tomorrow
keep getting voicemail from the payday loans people that I don't listen to. ive got about 23 now
JUST
>>26672742
This was like 8 years ago lad. Well, I was on the dole till 2010 so even 6 years ago it was a piece of piss.
Then the tories came in and made it hard for us to get our rennies.
So I went to uni because FREE EDUCATION IN SCOTLAND mate.
>>26672789
Alright then, so priest and zookeeper are off the list. I was chatting to a binman at the pub the other day, he asked me for a cig. Might go back there on Friday and tap him up for a reference.
>>26672660
>Tfw will never make Junlad a nice, big fry up after a long night nursing his cold away
>Tfw will never enjoy the sight of his tent pitching as he wakes up to the surprise
>Tfw will never kiss up from his feet to his thighs while inhaling the scent under the covers
>Tfw will never have your head patted and be told 'Good lad' between sighs of relief as you service him
>Tfw will never see him tense up before releasing all his seed in your mouth.
>Tfw will never clean him up, cuddle up then get pushed away because he's busy wolfing down the food
>>26672828
Never going to happen
>>26672811
Are you that mong who borrowed 15 grand and spunked it all on anime figurines?
>>26672742
it was like that when I claimed lasted year
all I did was apply for 5 jobs a month, and they signed my benefits book without even looking at it
>>26672728
>said the faggot obsessed with the lead singer of oasis who has about a thousand DIFFERENT pictures of him saved
Haha yeah alright mate
>>26672735
My grandads a reverend actually, wouldn't have guessed if you met him since he's physically tough for his age and drinks a lot of beeras long as it isn't cheap, canned stuff.
>>26672852
He's the singer of Pulp you fucking spastic pleb.
>>26672846
no I never spent a penny of my loans I take out
I just have hording autism
>>26672836
Hideyoshi bestgirl
>>26672841
I'm thinking positive m8, desperate times call for desperate measures.
Does anyone have funeral experience? There's one down the road from me and it seems comfy as fuck. Could definitely get used to wearing a fancy suit all day.
>>26672852
>singer of oasis
It was suede ya mug
And I don't have a thousand.
I only have
>89 files
89 pictures.I'm not a faggot desu, honest
>>26672755
Might try it next time desu, I could just be one of those normal gays that isn't all HELLO THILLY THAILERS!
>sitting in the library
>nigger stands next to me, farts three times, and walks off
>>26672925
>white 'men'
weew
>>26672864
Get a debt relief order, it will completely fuck your credit score for about 8 years but they'll cancel debt under a certain amount. Look it up.
just pulled a muscle in my thumb :(
>>26672960
There are no muscles in your thumb
>>26672979
tfw when my thumb hurts then :(
>>26672925
if that was me my lips would be glued to that nigger's asshole
>>26672836
I neither needed nor asked for these feels anon
>>26672979
>There are no muscles in your thumb
Are you fucking retarded?
>>26673014
That is such an epic flag, I bet those faggots actually say 'ayy lmao' in real life.
>tfw literally in love with tilde
>tfw he will never wrap his girls thighs around my face
>>26672828
Ignore that anon, zookeeper doesn't need a degree. You do need some good relevant experience though.
>>26673132
Ayyy lmao
oroginalmo
>>26673125
Wanting to serve Junlad is something you can't ignore.
Lads, I need to go to the gym and do some food shopping because I've got fuck all in the house but now I'm back in bed and can't get up again.
Why is life so hard?
>you will never be Junlads next cumdumpster
>>26673138
Come to me anon.
Any of you guys on ESA? What do you get it for?
>tfw there will never be a britfeel orgy where we gang bang junlad, azulad and tilde
>>26673217
Not with that attitude you won't, aspire to greater things.
>>26673197
Why did you get into bed anon?
Why not just chill in the living room, or on the floor if still at parents and don't want to be in the living room?
Also, should I buy a new bmx lads.
I use to ride my bmx everywhere, now I just walk, because, well, almost 30. Feel like if I got a bmx everyone would call me a faggot trying to be young again.
>>26673224
The generic depression and anxiety combo.
>>26673269
>sucking azulads cute dick as junlad pounds his tight boipussy in front of britfeel
can't wait desu
>>26672836
>>26673217
>>26673269
>>26673319
sounds like a great time lads, and don't say never mate, we can make it happen.
>>26673304
How long have you been on it? What shit have they made you do to keep on it?
>>26673224
Deep-seated issues.
>tfw I busted my knee over four months ago
>It's still not gotten better
>I'm tempted not to do anything about it so I can get a cane and pretend to be Dr House
>>26673338
>tfw too handsome to have anxiety and depression taken seriously by professionals and people in general.
>>26673338
You get 1200 a month for sitting at home shitpoting?
>>26673330
>How long have you been on it?
3 years
>What shit have they made you do to keep on it?
Nothing really. After you've been assessed and put in the support group they don't contact you for a minimum of a year. Then they might want to assess you again. Been assessed twice, second one was close to two years after the first.
>>26670350
Sudocrem will get rid of the redness quicker, shave with the grain next time anon.
>>26673338
>trusting dolies with housing monies.
I mean some will be fine, but others will waste that shit and then the government will wonder why so many councils are full of unpaid rents.
>>26673338
Why is it only guaranteed for a month?
>>26673373
Think he gets his housing benefit in hand though so he has to pay his own rent.
>tfw he gets the same as I do working 40 hours a week.
>>26673410
New information was provided on the first date applicable to when the letter was sent out.
>>26673407
Yeah I don't really understand why they don't just have it so your rent or bills are automatically paid if you have housing benefits instead of giving it to people. Seems like it would be more efficient if you cut out the middle-man, in this case the middle man being the people claiming the benefit.
>>26673338
What's the limited capability thing mean m8?
>>26673463
Not fit for work.
>>26673479
Isn't that what the 250 is for though? I can't into bennies.
>>26673479
How bad does it have to be for you to be able to be not fit for work?
I've suffered from anxiety and depression my entire life but I still go to work even though it's really hard for me to leave the house. I didn't realise I could be viable for bennies.
>>26673392
What is the support group?
>>26673497
Everyone gets the standard allowance, which is 251 quid a month.
>>26673520
It's nothing. There's two groups, the work group and the support one. Work group has to actively do things and mandatory shit, support doesn't.
>>26673517
Mostly housebound for the best part of 5 years but didn't seek help until after a suicide attempt and I was placed on a home treatment team where I met with several professionals and was pushed forward into high intense complex cases therapy.
>>26673557
How does being on bennies feel? Are you treated like shit by people or are they generally nice to you?
>>26673584
No one has to know.
http://strawpoll.me/6890506
>>26673607
How do you explain not going to work but somehow being able to live? I'm not getting at you lad, just trying to see how easy it would be for me to get bennies too.
>>26673338
Why do you get standard allowance AND limited work payment thing?
>>26673629
no one actually asks if you work and if they do and you say you're currently unemployed, they tend not to care. Unless their middle class cunts, but fuck them.
off to walk the wan wan :3
Lads have any of you ever had diplacusis before (when one ear hears a different pitch to the other). I have it at the moment along with tinnitus and I'm losing my fucking mind.
>>26673128
Show me your thumb muscles then retard.
>>26673295
Daily reminder that you need to stop posting this normie or else.
>>26673699
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscles_of_the_thumb
>>26673629
Mental ailments are stigmatized immensely, a lot of people are ignorant to what it is you're going through unless they've experienced it themselves and do not understand that it is a consequence of the chemicals in your brain and not desire of will. Unfortunately, that goes hand in hand with people feigning mental illness as it bares no real physical detriment to the individual and anyone can describe the symptoms of it rather easily. In addition to mental health being underfunded and still a rather undeveloped field in respects to others
I got declined a few years ago after an assessment for ESA but it seems after I made an attempt on my life and I was hawked over by a number of people visiting me every other day to check how I was, referrals to respectable bodies such as the psychiatrists that visited me were able to provide something a little more concrete than I was able to provide on my own.
.
>>26673654
Everyone gets the standard allowance and the additional limited capability payment is what is supposed to subsidize you for not being able to work. They're basically paying you to exist.
Any good lads willing to carry me out of bronze today?
Lads, my brother's GF apparently asked my parents if I was a football hooligan because of how I dress.
>see pic: apparently It's hooliganwave.
>>26673672
Nah mate, but right now my sinus' are fucked and one of my ears feels like it's blocked and no matter what I do it wont unblock.
>tfw sinus spray just makes my nose runny.
>>26673716
Or else what mate?
>>26673724
Fingers do not contain muscles (other than arrector pili). The muscles that move the finger joints are in the palm and forearm. The long tendons that deliver motion from the forearm muscles may be observed to move under the skin at the wrist and on the back of the hand.
>>26673735
>They're basically paying you to exist.
Fuck working, you make almost as much a month as I do after tax
>>26673778
>that is what people think football hooligan is
lol
>>26673807
Exactly.
I always thought hooligan wave was stone island jackets, and trackies.
>white trainers
this is about the only thing I have in common.
Well, brands too I guess (I like Fred Perry and Lacoste.)
>>26673670
stop dogging you heathen
>>26672836
Oh fuck of will you. You cunts are worse than tidle and im pretty sure avatar fagging is against the rules
>>26673871
>this one raging autist who can never spell tilde correctly
>>26673778
Apart from your Gay phone case, Gay watch and Gay shoes you look great.
>>26673871
>shoutanus and the spackos ruin every thread with sperg outs and whining
>"its the people who post cartoon girls and are nice and polite who are the problem!"
Please tell me you cunts have a suicide pact
>>26673778
I think someone may have football hooligan confused with raging homosexual.
>>26673778
How tall are you? That mirror makes you look like a legit manlet.
>>26673987
>>26673904
>there is only one person who hates the weeb Tilde crew
More deluded than Liverpool fans this lot
>>26673871
You don't know what Avatarfagging is m8. Protip, it's not using an anime girl reaction image.
god bless medical malpractice. quitting my job tomorrow lads
Who /DCFC/ here?
>>26673986
>gay phone case
M8 how else will people know I like superman?
Wear a graphic tee? no thank you.
>gay watch
It was a gift from my gf 4 years ago and I genuinely like it.
>gay shoes
m8... you're probably right.
>>26674054
I'm 5'11
I am king of manlets.
>>26674054
I'm 6'3, probably tower over you desu lad.
>>26674100
Can you not speak English?
>Shoutanus and the spackos
Then again you're all retarded so it's to be expected
>>26674130
The watch is fine but that's a meme phone case for sure
>>26674114
>600000 bongs
What happened, anon?
>>26674163
He's done it in paint you homo
>>26674126
I remember when premier league clubs wanted to snag Wiemann from Villa.
>>26674163
I had my testicles removed before it turned out it wasn't actually cancer just non cancerous tumours
>>26674114
Put it into savings or buy a house and don't quit your job you madman.
>>26674100
>More deluded than Liverpool fans this lot
made me smile.
You're alright mate, don't go to the dole centre tomorrow.
>>26673904
>>26673987
Half the thread is animu fags talking about fucking each other. Its basically the same shit every time they post
>tfw [ANIMUCHARACTER]Lad will never [LEWDACTION]
I try to ignore it, I really do but what started as a bit of gaybants has turned into yet another load gimmick fags.
Now there's this cunt too >>26673778
>>26673904
Yeah im on mobileand have a genuine learning difficulty i never bothered learning the name of
lads its been months since ive seen any new pepes. is this board dead?
>>26673269
>>26673319
Lads...
oc
oc
What do you guys think of britbong return$? He's a fellow brit, makes trolling vids on SL
>>26674407
>$
Wait a goddamn jew-gassing second. You can post dollar signs but not pound signs?
Uncool japmoot
ANSWER
N
N
S
W
E
R
http://strawpoll.me/6890915/r
chip chip cheerio and what not my good lads
tallyho
>>26674479
>/r
Not voting in this poll
>>26674479
Also Swedes out
>>26674502
???
>>26674520
f-fuck you too
>smoke weed most nights
>barely eat during the day
>eat like crazy at night
>go for a shit at least 4 times within 1 hour in the morning
>get piles
Who says weed is harmless.
>>26672262
>having a pedigree dog
laughing at you
oh I fucked up the link. shit
http://strawpoll.me/6890915/
Does anyone think space is fucking amazing?
I'm not even high or anything, I just think space is so interesting.
>>26674146
>Can you not speak English?
What language would you prefer us to speak...?
>>26673778
>clown shoes
>shit watch that's 3x bigger than wrist
>that carpet
>mirror at top of stairs
>bent phone case
>manlet
>shirt that is way too long for manlet proportion torso
>jeans are passable but tiny legs (it's because you're a manlet if you couldn't work it out)
top kek, couldn't be further from hooligan. Your brother's gf is a dozy tart and you look a twat
>>26674652
>Space2.webm: File too large (file: 2.32 MB, max: 2 MB).
Clearly the robot disagrees
>>26673672
Yeah I've had it before, was really annoying.
Mine was caused by an ear infection.
When I signed on Wednesday, the lady told me my sanction was over and I'd be paid today.
I have not been paid today.
I AM NOT. A HAPPY BUNNY.
>>26674652
>tfw I realised this
>tfw I wanted to be an astronomer
>tfw I took maths and physics at A level
>tfw I did a shoddy job with them>tfw I decided to be a lawyer
>tfw I'm resitting A levels to achieve this
>>26674567
Piles of what mate?
>>26674760
I envy you. Whilst I have a decent job I fucking hate it.
I'd love to be an astronomer.
What does it take to get a generic graduate job lads?
>>26674775
Piles of the ass, mate. Haemorrhoids.
Mainly caused by pushing too much during pooing and pooing too much.
>>26674800
There's always night school and mature student grants. If you want to achieve you will.
>>26674818
A degree
>>26674624
People can just take the 'r' off you fucking normalshit.
>>26674820
I shit like 3 times a day but it just falls out of my ass never have to push.
>>26674858
I barely have to push either but I also lift at the gym and at work and when I'm not at either of those places I'm usually sat down and apparently sitting down for too long doesn't help either.
Kinda pissed off. Really wanna go to the gym but don't want it to get worse.
>>26674851
>implying the autits here will bother with that
I already had one guy rage at me over the extra r
>>26674829
What else, other than that?
>tfw I almost walked into a blind girlthat I have a crush on
How did you almost fuck up but not quite today, /britfeel/?
What are your mums making you for tea tonight lads? My mum made me burger and chips.
>>26674927
At least a year of work experience, an example when they ask you about your commitment to diversity (nobody ever prepares for this one), confidence in job interviews and the ability to get on with people.
>buy bulldog moisturiser from boots for 6 bong
>see it in asda for 4 bong later
one of those JUST moments desu lads~
>>26674820
is this when your butt leaks shit? because i have to wipe mine several times a day even if i dont shit because otherwise it goes itchy and stinks.
>>26674958
I walked into this blind woman once and knocked her into the road, there was no one about so I just ran off but I read in the paper later that someone got bonneted around where it was.
>>26674958
Shit. I did actually bump into a blind qt today,acompanied with another short haired pixie qt.
Are we inhabiting the same body?
>>26674964
Sausage, baked beans and mash.
>>26674984
>bulldog moisturiser
got fucking scammed you stupid cunt, do your research next time
fucking anime children shouldn't be let out their cages
>>26674987
No. It's when a vein inside your asshole pops out and causes a lot of pain and discomfort.
>>26675011
i would like to keep tilde in a cage desu.
>>26675011
I bought it because an anon here recommended it to me~
>>26675044
Several anons keep recommending suicide to you too but you won't fucking do that will you?
Selfish cunt
went out in kingston on saturday and some autist kept staring at me and said he wanted to be my waifu, which one of you gay weebs was it?
>>26675044
I recommend starving yourself for 60 days.
>>26675044
>>26675071
savage lad.
>>26674964
stir fry
>>26675104
>kingston
some scummy fucker most likely
>>26675104
that was me, all me
>>26672108
rimming is a patrician fetish
>tfw no sweaty guy butt to lose myself in
>>26675104
that was me, alI me
>>26675314
cough* Hampshire? cough*
>>26675314
>>26675340
must be gay o'clock
>>26675340
is that you junaloo
>>26675399
always is lad.
>>26675403
who else desu
Parents just bought me a new monitor lads!
Not to gay up the thread lads but I can't put into words how much I want to lick Junlad's feet/arsehole.
> tfw no Sapphire gf
>>26675420
My mum told me off for buying a new xbone pad.
I have a fucking job. I earned the money. Fuck.
>>26675399
Seems to always be gay o' clock nowadays desu senpai~
>>26675442
I would rather just cuddle him~
>>26675449
move out smdh
Poleaboo topped up his mobile phone, can now evade the unjust 30 day ban
quite demeening though, feel like a fucking pedophile
Still got to apply for a job today incase the Tray Washing thing is a bust
also looking to buy a new laptop, don't want to spend more than 400 quid really since I won't be using it to play vidya
>80 posters
Who is your favourite poster that doesn't go by a name?
>>26675507
What's wrong with Peados? Who are you to judge Amir?
>>26675502
Tilde why do you want to make britfeel kill? Is it because people bullied you here?
>>26675524
>Tfw he won in the end
Know your place Shoutcuck.
>>26675545
What are you on about? And why do you take your trip off when you call people shoutanon?
>>26675523
>Amir
why do you keep calling him this?
>>26675505
Don't earn enough rennies yet lad
>>26675562
Why are you cucking for Poleaboo, Tilde? Poleaboo thinks you are a cunt too.
>>26675507
why'd you get banned? What did you do, video Jacky 4Chan shitting?
>>26675502
I BET YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE SCUM
>>26675524
I do not think I am doing anything like that. I have been posting here for around six months, so I think it would have been killed by now~
If people really dislike me they are more than welcome to filter me.
>>26675442
well don't be shy about it lad, we can discuss the details about it yeh.
>tfw they have reduced Special Brew to 8% ABV
It's only a matter of time before all the offies run out of their old stock and have to buy the new watered down shite. RIP best drink. Guess I'm gonna start buying Kestrel.
>>26675520
OP who goes 'MY GOOD LADSSSS' and the guy who posts Paras.
>>26675615
>>tfw they have reduced Special Brew to 8% ABV
Bullshit
>>26675600
How come you have to be a 'personality' though? Why can't you just take your trip off and post normally?
>>26675600
START YOUR OWN BUM BOY THREAD YOU HAVE ENOUGH FOLLWERS
ALSO YOU DAMN WELL KNOW THAT YOUR THE INSTIGATOR. POSTING YOUR QUEER SHIT ALL DAY EVERYDAY
FUCK OFF WITH IT
>>26675627
Not kidding.
Look at Special Brew on the Sainsburys website. ids habbeding
>>26675634
tilde is defiantly not the instigator of my posting. and i have to be one of the worst.
>>26675650
Guess I'm switching to Tennants
Carlsberg dun goofed
hello hekafof check this cool image...
>>26675600
Are you so uninresting that you have to have a gimmick to stand out?
>it's a the entire thread gets ruined by Tildeposting episode
Every. Single.. Time.
>>26675664
My local offie were recently doing 8 cans of Karpackie 9% for 8 quid. Ridiculously cheap deal desu. Basically a Polish rip off of brew, not as nice but gets the job done.
>>26675630
I didn't really choose to be a personality. I was given the name tilde by the anons who posted here at the time. I don't think anyone here chooses to be a personality. When you have a small userbase like britfeel you are bound to recognise certain people after a few weeks of posting here.
I use a trip because I was asked to so people who dislike me can filter me~
>>26675656
PUT YOUR TRIP ON TILDE IF YOUR GOING TO DEFEND YOURSELF
>>26675697
I WAS ASKED GUYS
SO IT'S OK TO BE AN ATTENTION SEEKER
>>26675602
I just really want to hear/see you in as much pleasure as possible desu.
will you retards stop engaging tripfags, jesus christ
SHOUTANON IS THE BEST BY THE WAY
TOTALLY NOT HIM
I WISH I WAS
WHAT A SWELL GUY
>>26675697
Why do you use tildes so bloody much anyway?
>it's a the entire thread gets ruined by Shoutanus episode
Oh wait no it doesn't because I have him filtered wahey
>>26675697
>I didn't really choose to be a personality
Yes you do.
>When you have a small userbase like britfeel you are bound to recognise certain people after a few weeks of posting here.
And most of the time this happens naturally when people make interesting and entertaining posts, ie Poleaboo or that cut with no foreskin. You have literally made yourself a forced meme by using a trip and a signature, and I have no idea why.
>I use a trip because I was asked to so people who dislike me can filter me~
About two people asked you to use a trip. Now a lot more people are asking you to not use a trip and not use a signature. No one would kick off if you could just do that.
I used to like you when you first started posting here, you seemed like a nice person, but I really can not stand you anymore. By insisting on tripping and siging for no reason you turn /britfee/ into a massive argument in every thread, and it is very very selfish.
>>26675742
I don't know desu
It just looks pretty~
>>26675764
Forgot to put your trip back on after defending yourself in the guise of being an anon, mate?
>>26675622
I like the good lad poster too desu.
>>26675764
>>26675738
>>26675712
so is shoutanus is tilde?
>When you realise no-one really cares about Tilde and Shoutanon but they samefag so much on anon to create drama
Bravo lads.
>>26675809
Yes, and if you actually came here at all you would know that, wouldn't you lad?
Now get out and go to a club or something you norman.
>>26675600
No we really don't want an attention whore here.
>b-but people want me here
They don't. You decide what you want and pick posts that match it to justify yourself, as well as samefagging to defend yourself.
It's really pathetic and you've ruined these threads by introducing homosexuality and anime.
I like the poster who never ever posts. Like he's never made a single post here.
>Tilde doesn't kill the thread
>He encourages Waifu posters
>He encourages gay posters
>The entire thread is gay posts or arguments about gay posts
>Very few feel posts
>Only feel is anger
/BritGay/ desu lads and this angers me
>>26675758
I reckon if he stopped tripping the people who filtered him would kick off. at least this way you can avoid him if you want
>By insisting on tripping and siging for no reason you turn /britfee/ into a massive argument in every thread, and it is very very selfish.
this only really started happening after shoutanus started posting. tilde's posts are pretty much harmless and you have the option of filtering him
>>26675827
Tilde is actual scum though. He's 17 and roleplays on facebook. He uses these threads as an extension of that.
>>26675722
set a date and i will be there lad.
>>26675857
There was gay posting long before tilde~
Can anyone who wants to have a "discussion" about Tilde and Shoutanon and how /britfeel/ clearly never used to have anime and whatever else please use a trip or add a signature to their posts so I can filter them, thank you.
>>26675872
>not roleplaying
What are you a fucking normie?
>>26675859
>I reckon if he stopped tripping the people who filtered him would kick off. at least this way you can avoid him if you want
I disagree. If he took his trip off AND stopped using a signature his boring posts would blend into the background of anonymity. The only time you'd know it was him was if he made a post about not eating/throwing up and that happens maybe once or twice a day. Literally no one would say anything about him. He'd be about as relevant as that guy who got a job at Tesco or that anon with the drunk dad.
>>26675827
I have never used a trip. If you're gay and have gayfeels post them but for fucks sake stop roleplaying in our thread.
It was bad enough last year with BritNormie shitting up the thread with smugness but at least he didn't bring about the gaypocalypse of shit posts
6 weeks until Uni finishes for easter break, exams to follow pretty shortly after. I've still got time to turn it around and pass third year...right lads?
>>26675859
Forgot your trip again Tilde. The IP gives you away.
>>26675901
>filtering the entire population of /britfeel/
>>26675887
he amplified it
>>26675907
I truly believe he is shoutanus and maybe a few others and it's one big roleplay
>>26668097
I love you Makoto.
I for one want to know what Poleaboo's opinion on this mess is.
>>26675941
>Replying to the same person twice
>>26675952
He already said he doesn't mind tilde. I've never seen him comment on shoutanon though.
Well i like tilde desu.
almost as much as i like Jun~
>>26675909
just seems easier if people can filter him desu. This whole shite could be avoided if these people filtered him instead of whining every single thread.
>>26670090
>the hot and spicy psuedo sub-culture lifestyle
>>26675952
And me. Poleaboo is a right weird old bastard but he is the gift that just keeps giving in these threads and is endlessly entertaining. He's the antithesis to Tilde.
>>26675952
Poleaboo think non waifu fags need to leave. They are very hostile. Today is an example.
Poleaboo understands tilde, a victim being blamed.
>>26675941
>I truly believe he is shoutanus
I don't know why this theory isn't more popular. It's common for bulimic people to greatly hate themselves, having the shout anon persona lets him get it all out. Not to mention they're ALWAYS on at the same time.
Let's all love Tilde
>>26675952
He said a couple of threads ago that tilde was a faggot and needs to fuck off. A sentiment the majority feels.
>>26675979
>just seems easier if people can filter him desu.
No, I'm fairly certain it would be easier if he just took his trip off and stopped using a signature. He is literally one person and all he has to do is that and it is over. You are asking dozens of anons, who have filtered him yet, to all filter him. It won't happen.
>>26676002
>>26675967
>Steam weeb chat summoned to defend their leader
>>26668097
Posting waifu 30 minutes later than expected due to taking a hugely convoluted route home as the result of traffic problems
>wagecuck feels
>Chairman Corbyn has issued a decree stating that all NEET males will be required to attend re-socialization seminars and job allocation programs in the next month
>Corbynista volunteer arrives at your door and requests you register for the program
what do
>>26675952
Poleaboo doesn't find Tilde amusing and wants the threads to be comfy
>>26676008
Bullshit.
He likes tilde or at worst is indifferent since tilde gave him advice. One point they were talking about being friends if they ever met.
>>26675931
How do I set it up so I can see IPs? I'd like to see the samefags too
>>26676050
He literally said a few threads ago he is tired of Tilde and called him a faggot.
>>26676027
interesting jam doughnut lad.
>>26675589
Allegedly made some threats while posting spoils of the phishing campaign
Keeping things vague works against you sometimes
But truth is that the mod was just in a shit mood
>>26676046
>>26676081
Poleaboo doesn't like it when imposters pretend.
Wew lads
oc
oc
>>26676050
See 26634100
Now fuck off Tilde, nobody wants you here.
>>26676056
You need to delete system 32
>>26676102
2 of those are from my ip kek
>>26676050
>>26675989
What a crock of shit. The angry Paki who has a high opinion of islam likes the gay people giving anime a bad name.
>>26676106
Hur dur
>>26676014
>asking people to click a few buttons
>somehow difficult
if people choose not to filter him then don't blame tilde. they are choosing to be offended
>>26676050
>>26634100
because I know you're too stupid to look for youself
>>26676105
>See 26634100
See what? Learn to link to old threads you cunt.
>>26674984
Can you tell me whats wrong with my cat lad?
>>26676102
>just filter him why do you get so angry
>>26676132
>>26676141
ahahaha fucking called it
time for you to leave you sad melt
>>26674984
>>buy bulldog moisturiser from boots for 6 bong
Why is your bulldog so dry?
This thread has turned into faggot shit, I'm off for wankto cocks
>>26675952
Poleaboo thinks the more posters, the better
We're all friends, provided Tilde isn't just roleplaying, he's a legit freak and belongs here
>>26676132
pretty sure shoutanus uses reddit too
>>26676132
kek that writing style isn't his.
Look at the fact it uses no line breaks. You fucking normit.
>>26676131
>asking one person to not type ~ at the end of his posts
>somehow difficult
If he chooses to keep doing it I don't blame the anons, he is choosing to start a flamewar.
>>26676193
It's clearly from Poleaboo, sorry to ruin your fantasy.
The posting style matches up with his other posts.
i dont dislike nor like 'tildeanon' but the people who really shit up the threads are the spergs who go on about much they love/hate him
>>26676191
He also roleplays as pokemon on facebook~
Where does Tilde live? Why don't we just go see him in person?
>>26676182
here is a fine cock for you good sir.
>>26676249
The real poleaboo just posted you twat. you lose
>>26676249
What is it that people find offensive about Tilde?
>>26676273
Because he knows there are those of us that would seriously harm him. We're getting closer though, just a little more time.
>>26676295
They are jealous they can't command an army.
>>26676252
>not roleplaying pokemon
Nigga I did that shit on tumblr years ago and got to ERP with loads of girls, shit was great. Even the guys who did it too were pretty bro-tier.
>>26676295
Being an attention seeker on 4chan.
>>26676294
>i
Congratulations tilde. You did it. You fucking did it. You and that autist who asked for waifus did it. You fucking ruined our comfy thread.
>>26676312
Is he the promised one who will lead the beta uprising?!?!
>>26676295
The band of merry bumboys he attracted to the thread which leads to half the thread being them wanking each other off.
Also his posts are incredibly boring. It would be fine if he was a genuine personality, but posting '~' at the end of your posts does not qualify as personality.
>>26676330
wish he'd never showed up
/britfeel/ hasn't ever been this shit, it used to be slags, co-op pizzas and jobcentre feels
wish they'd all just fuck off and give us our thread back
>>26676330
Fuck off. It was angry cunts like you.
>>26674114
Hope you're not disabled now and can fully enjoy that money anon
>>26676381
>it used to be slags, co-op pizzas and jobcentre feels
WOW WHAT AMAZING CONTENT WE LOST
>>26676330
He doesn't care. He's happy to shit all over it so long as people keep replying to him.
I say it every thread, report his posts. There are several rules he breaks by posting the way he does (signature, avatar, forcing memes).
>>26676396
No, it was Tilde. Nobody was angry before Tilde came, then Tilde came, and now this is what we have.
>>26676414
you tell 'em
tfw no QT boi to lick and suck and fuck
>>26676414
better than gays and weebs shitting the threads up
>>26676414
it was a fucking laugh, with top banter
now it's >it's not too late anons post you're waifuuuuuussss xDD~
>>26676330
Waifu posting has been around in /britfeel/ threads for a long time. Like, even before the actual K-ON noose image was posted each thread asking, we had waifuposting. Even tomboy used to postherwaifu amongst all the trigger images in response to dog comments
>>26676414
Those topics were literally what /britfeel/ was created on. What else would you expect from a thread specifically geared towards British feels?
>>26676431
he is the islam of britfeel
>>26676431
According to /britfeel/, this tilde invented homosexuality, anime and anger.
He sounds amazing.
>>26676456
Posting waifus is recent and a waste of 20 posts every thread.
The most we had was "tfw no hannah/holly gf" and that was acceptable because she's real.
Christ lads
>>26676467
didn't invent it, but brought it to /britfeel/ certainly
Daily reminder that tilde is Ned Stark who will go down for his house and honour.
FIGHT FOR HOUSE TILDE LADS
how to save britfeel
>filter tilde if you dislike him
>start conversations about things you like instead of whining about waifus and gayposting
done
>>26676453
>it was a fucking laugh, with top banter
>There will never be a britfeel thread as funny as the one where the guy told people to 'walk around a bit' in order to rent a house in London for 50 bong a week
Fuck, does anyone have a link to that thread from the archive? I would love to read it again. Was literally in tears by the end of it.
>>26676050
Poleaboo feels this post is accurate, he really doesn't get the vehenamate hate Tilde
It's not like anime/waifu posting overrun threads
>>26676464
Poleaboo hates bigots
Let's settle this once and for all
http://strawpoll.me/6891984
>>26676453
>with top banter
Yeah, 'ur mum' being great top banter.
>>26676519
>>26676519
>>26676519
this
>>26676519
>>26676519
>>26676519
desu
>>26676519
>>26676519
>>26676519
lads
>>26676519
>>26676519
>>26676519
content (5.88% content).
>>26676295
He started the slow decent into animu posting and legit out and out faggotry. it only took a few months to turn the thread into a circle jerk that centered around him and then evolved into two lads literally posting about their fucking in real life gay normie relationship.
These cunts shit up our threads every fucking day. They're not funny, they're not entertaining. This isn't fucking /soc/ stop talking about meeting up an rimming each other.
>>26676396
>>26676414
>>26676467
Fuck off and roleplay in your steam chat. Fuck.
>>26676456
I don't really mind waifus, they're just pictures. I fucking hate roleplaying arseholes here to start shit.
>>26676431
>Nobody was angry before Tilde came
Someone seems to have forgotten the two idiots that argued whether or not they worked somewhere, the guy who hates his circumcision and thinks Diabetes is literally the worst thing ever.
>>26676491
>Recent
No, I just said this, it is not recent. >tfw no hannah gf came after waifuposting had already been around. Azusa images have been posted in this thread before the noose image started being common. You're only right in that >tfw no holly gf came first.
Hell, I know for a fact I posted Chaos images, and a Scheherazade back in April
>>26676493
>just filter Tilde bro XD
Does this mean you faggots will fuck off to /int/ finally?
>>26676519
I can't filter every anime nonce, they've got millions of bent little photos on their computer of these 2D skets
>>26676535
if tilde fucked off they'd all go
>>26676519
how to save britfeel
>Tilde stops tripping and using a signature
done
>>26676535
This has been settled once and for all a few times though.
>>26676519
see>>26676493
clearly doesn't fucking work
>>26676541
you're clearly new and don't know what any of the old threads were like you utter mong
i hate white people lol
>>26676552
Yeah filtering anime on an anime imageboard does seem pretty hard desu
>>26675827
Tfw I used to post in all caps all the time then shoutanon started using a trip. I think I created him.
>filter Tilde
>only 2 posts left in /britfeel/
ah excellent, much better, problem solved...
why doesn't he just fuck off and stop trying to achieve celebrity status amongst his bumboy brigade, that's what their bent little steam chat is for
>>26676369
be quite you~
Poleaboo wouldn't mind Tilde if he was real
He hates him for being a fictional character
I KNOW
AND BY ME EVERYTIME HAHAHAHAHAAH
>>26676545
>Someone seems to have forgotten the two idiots that argued whether or not they worked somewhere, the guy who hates his circumcision and thinks Diabetes is literally the worst thing ever.
All that stuff is funny as fuck though.
>implying people arguing about the proper usage of shower gel isn't 5 star entertainment
Why even live, anon?
>tfw you start an argument because you hate tilde
>mfw I crash the thread with no survivors
>>26676620
Nice one lad~
oc
>>26676604
if it was an anime imageboard then there wouldn't be an anime board would there you utter weapon
>>26676620
>>26676584
THAT WAS FOR YOU
Poleaboo would like to remind you that is currently serving a 30 day ban, with 26 days remaining.
Any posts you see claiming to be Poleaboo are not authentic.
poleaboo is thinking about tripping to stop all this fake poleaboos
>>26676369
summed up very well
he's not even interesting
contributes nothing to the thread and takes so much away
why doesn't he just do one and make everyone happy
>>26676630
I mean, sure, it's funny as fuck whenever they would start arguing, but people still got mad before Tilde was around. It's almost like people have even forgotten how worked up some anons would get in response to Poleaboo's updates and thinking he was the one wronged in his situation.
Or that one anon who flipped their shit on ghost flatmate. My point is that this thread's had a lot of anger in its life
Poleaboo would like to remind you that 4+4chan is better
Poleaboo has taken the executive decision to support Tilde.
Poleaboo is now identifiable by his tripcode and hopes that other regulars to the thread will follow suit.
this thread never happened, right good lads?
>>26676674
>>26676674
>>26676674
>>26676665
Don't do it Poleaboo part of the magic is that you don't trip. Everyone knows when it really is you because you are clearly fucking mental and no one could make your shit up.
>>26676699
GET TO FUCK. PAKIS OUT REEEEEEEEEE
>>26676699
I don't fucking believe it. Fuck of tilde you attention whoring cunt
lads i just went on /vp/ and found out there's people that actually write fanfiction about fucking pokemon
i just wanted to read rumours about a new game
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