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another saturday night with my good lads edition
>>26629404
Evening
Nandos when lads?
>>26629469
really want a nandos with the lads.
>>26629373
>People would get Us for detailed essays but one girl did a doodle for one of her exams and ended up getting a D.
this happened to me I did the opposite on the exam I expected.
>Question about nietzsche
>write long complicated essay using quotes I had remembered from memory as I had recently read most of his works
>get a U
I got like full marks in the other half so it rounded off, but in that one I had taken the piss and spent ages rambling about harry potter.
>You'll never turn Junlad into a honest boy
>You'll never exclusively date and treasure him
Saturday night lads. What are we up to?
I'm gonna take my thumb out my ass and clean up my room for space to get my soldering gear out again.
>>26629469
>>26629488
Meetup?
>>26629542
> playing civ v
> watching x-files
> not wanking to dana scully
>>26629515
I know this feel bro
>physical pain everytime he mentions his latest toyboy
>>26629469
>>26629488
WHYDO YOU FUCKING NORMIES POST HERE
m8s are we having a film or not?
If not I'll go to the club and pull some fit birds
>>26629542
Right now I'm listening to music and drinking. Might continue playing Dying Light later. Been playing it all day and it's a lot of fun even though the combat is kinda bollocks
WAIFUS.
Nandos is shit desu, cheeky or no.
>>26629542
hopefully watching a britfeel film, then watching x-files.
might chat to that southampton lad again, see what he is into.
>>26629404
POST
YOU'RE
WAIFU
LADM8S
>>26629603
>wanting a bit of cheeky nandos with the lads
>suddenly normie
m8
>>26629626
Any clues?
>>26629627
I saw some k-on recently. I don't get it. It's just normies making a school band?
Do they get famous or what? Is there a story?
>>26629590
IKTF, time for another drink.
>>26629613
WAIFUS arent real.
>>26629504
>Nietzsche
I actually did a Philosophy A Level as well and that was even worse. I could resit exams I got a U on, write in a slightly more shitty way and end up getting an A.
I didn't even actually read the Nietzsche book. I just took the main talking points on the ladder of sacrifice in the revision guide and made a really ridiculous argument with myself about it. I got a B either way.
>>26629631
Nandos is normie. Pizza hut is robot tier mate.
>>26629613
>>26629628
Jun is the only girl i will ever loveand that's a promise i can easily keep.
>>26629668
Just like your brain desu.
>>26629668
You're not real either, pal.
At least my waifu is cool, cute, competent etc.
feeling really lonely lads
>>26629721
Keep believing fairytales.
film is starting lads.
>>26629762
Anyone who posts link will be banned. I am warning you all now. Don't test me.
>>26629786
>pretending to be a moderator on a mongolian tapestry image board
pretty pathetic desu
![HV_K-ON! The Movie・映画 けいおん (2011) [CoalGuys] [10-bit Dual-Audio FLAC].mkv_snapshot_01.19.58_[2015.05.10_12.32.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/24jwcfR.jpg "HV_K-ON! The Movie・映画 けいおん (2011) [CoalGuys] [10-bit Dual-Audio FLAC].mkv_snapshot_01.19.58_[2015.05.10_12.32.31].jpg")
>>26629613
>>26629628
Help me Azusa
>>26629815
>pretending
Post the link then and find out.
>can't remember the site used for film night
>people will be banned for telling me
Its C Y T B right?
>>26629816
with what my love?
>>26629888
Living
been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment
i found this unrelated pastebin, no idea what its about though.
http://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Y
/tv/ reporting in
The movie you are all watching is SHIT. The scene at the start that is famous is completely pleb tier and hack writing.
Good night plebfeel.
>>26629628
Of course lad
>>26629668
>>26629743
>Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?
>>26629515
>not turning him into a cumslut on a leash
>>26629915
do it for me, also go with a friend to play vidya games next week and have fun.
>tfw isolated even from /r9k/ because I don't know where the stream is
>>26629613
>>26629628
Almost missed out on posting my waifu by forgetting about the new thread.
>>26629973
Maybe you might find something else interesting in a pastebin link
Not that i could disclose of such a pastebin link if it in fact it did existThanks a bunch anon
>>26629973
Careful there. I'm watching all of you.
>>26629559
>this projection
Pack it in mate, no one here is responsible for your mutilated penis.
Why does a rescue mature underneath a computerized mandate? Without the trash speaks the swallow. How can the vocal tower drag the fancy arch? The irate lover bays under a customer. The injury dimensions the compressed spy. An alert escapes the duff sand.
>>26630030
Was meant to quote this post >>26629455
tbf
Who here got annoying flat or house mates?
>>26629628
;)FunpostingisalwaysOC.
>>26629613
>>26629628
Posting the waifu~
>tfw the taste of blood in my mouth will not go away
wish my waifu was here to take care of me desu~
>>26630152
WISH YOU WERE TAKING CARE OF MY DICK WITH YOUR BOIPUSSY
>>26630122
I live alone, because I'm an adult
Try it bruh
>>26629628
my wifu had turbo penis spin - rate my wifu
>>26630122
Me, sometimes my gf makes me dinner with a side of sweetcorn instead of peas. I've told her a hundred times not to do that. She says that she understands why I have to hit her, she'll never learn otherwise! Last night she ran her fingers through my chest hair while way lay in bed and thanked me for making her a better person. I told her not to talk to me until she's cleaned her teeth and I think she started crying! What a wuss right? Women are so over emotional.
>>26630180
>being able to live alone
>having money to afford your own place
Get out normie
>>26630180
>I live alone, because I'm an adult
Well, I don't live at home with my mum so I don't care
>>26630208
Nice story
>>26630243
Thanks, I like to write something interesting while I have a poop :)
Herro weebs. I ryke your laifus.
Who here /been to jail.? Got sentenced to 16 months back in 2004 for homemade firearms and child porn. Felt pretty good.
>tfw jail is /comfy/
>tfw paid, fed and housed to be a literal NEET
>tfw now wagecuck
Jail is much easier lads.
>>26629613
>>26629628
the crusade marches on
why don't you lads post on /brit/?
>>26630460
because i wouldnt fit in at all there
>>26630460
we're not normies like you guys
>>26630417
>Paedophile
>Terrorist
Leave us alone Ahmed
>>26630494
>>26630497
you've let the normies take over
>>26630522
>paki
I am blonde haired, blue eyed Aryan master race.
>>26630553
>trying to disparage the whites
Nice try, Muhammed Al-Islam
>>26630553
Gun toting nonces aren't "master race".
Why does Tildeanon starve himself?
>>26630553
Ahhh i see. So your a baby fucking white man?
>>26630460
brit is the gayest thread on 4chan
>>26630644
wat about /y
>>26630598
Good enough for Hitler, good enough for me; go suck Ahmed's dick.
>>26630633
No I hate very young children, I'm into 9+ TBQH baka senpai.
>>26630619
Eating makes me depressed and it hurts as well~
>>26630704
Have ye tried eating dust mate?
Dust, eat dust.
back from KFC
was mean't to do a shop but sainsburys was shut, KFC was never part of the plan.
needed some food for the night since I woke up at 8pm so I go a sandwich and a rustler burger from the petrol station
feel awful after eating that KFC, first one in about 3 months, stomachs making all kinds of noises. if i eat the rustler next will i die?
I'm sick of everything and I AM going to do something drastic very soon. I know I shouldn't and I know I have a good family and my life isnt the worst. I have the best job I can get in my town. But this ? This existance? It isnt worth living. The onlything I want people to do.is it to feel what I feel . the black, heartless,catharsis that I constantly feel. I know I sound edgy and like a retard but No man should feel this. The end is extremely fucking nigh for some of you. I dont know when but it will happen because this pain will never be eternal.
>>26630704
you should eat out my boipussy~
that won't make you depressed~
it'll make you happy and elated~
>>26630737
Not the you your chatttig too but il Fuck a bloke in a wig just because its wrong
>>26630728
wew lad
what ya gunna do? and what area of the country are you in?
>>26630723
>if i eat the rustler next will i die?
It would be extremely painful
My dad is so drunk he literally can't stand up. What do?
>>26630704
please lad, be healthy and happy for me. i want to cuddle when we are 90.
>>26630755
I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to Points of View.
>>26630728
Fucking hell mate - drink till you're drunk, eat fast food, play a vidya game, ride a fucking fast motorcycle, have a wank etc. You'll be dead in another 50 years.
>>26630764
I'm quite a big guy though?
>>26630776
Reported to GHCQ.
>>26630728
>job
FONT
>>2663075
>North. England
What am I going to do ?
Well you will just have to we won't you
>propane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDfUjM-vygI
pre G6
>>26630782
Dying is my last worry and I already drink too much,
>>26630796
>job
I didnt think it would get to this but I wasn't go to die without a decent but of coin
Any brumbots on /britfeel/?
>>26630704
Please take care of yourself pal. You don't have to be perfect, just be healthy.
<be from the south
>have to go to MIddlesbourough
>have to get a lift up in a car
>terrified of driving
>just realised Middlesbourough isn't in the fucking middle like the name would suggest but nearly in fucking Sunderland
Absolutely bricking it desu lads
>>26630873
I remeber the tune and the dance
>>26630873
>brumbots
You mean Pakis? They're everywhere lad
>>26630970
>britfeel
>Not knowing what brum is
For Fuck sake I need to die
>>26630866
>I am able to get through the interview process for a job
Just fuck off you normie twat
>>26631025
Face palm
White man born and raised in Birmingham AMA
>>26631025
It's the sound a car makes obviously lad
What kind of things do they teach in paki school if you're not learning important facts like that?
>>26631078
Idk?
Maybe Whats harram
>>26631061
Alabamians out
>>>26631056
Why do paki's hate dogs so much? I remember Poleaboo going on a massive rant about how they're beasts.
>>26631061
why are so few asians tall?
>>26631120
Their religion tells them they're not supposed to touch them.
If you have a dog teach it to jump up at them, it's funny to see how they react
>>26631124
Prolonged exposure to anime.
>>26631188
I think we need to let the nigs have their pitbulls so they can run aroung the ghettos keeping the pakis at bay.
Anyone here from Gloucester? Wageslave has me down there for Monday and Tuesday night.
In the LA. looking for soME QUEER TO bum
I'm Not gay I just want to demoralize myself even more
>>26631265
stick to your own, straighty, we're not here for your entertainment
>>26631345
>not liking straight guys
You even gay senpai?
>>26631345
>>26631265
>you will never mount the rainbow flag on a pile of dead str8-cissies
;_____________;
>>26631400
Get some self-respect, Anon.
>>26631456
Faggots are irritating trash, much rather a straight bf desu
>>26631473
kind of impossible though
masc, yes, bisexual, yes, straight, no
wish I was back at my flat getting high and playing battlefield 4
I literally only came home to see my friend and i did that last night, now I have to watch shitty films with my family who I can't be arsed with anymore
>>26631061
Have they started putting white people in zoos in Brum yet?
>>26631511
Eh if they are masculine and want to think of themselves as straight then who am I to say they aren't.
>>26631511
also, a bf at all is impossible anyway
>>26631551
i can see that for a hookup but being that out of touch with your sexuality sounds like a really good way to cock up a relationship, fast
normies say i look like Clark Kent with my glasses on. Is this a compliment or an insult?
>>26631188
I only found out about this when i heard about the blind muslim woman with a guide horse.
>>26631473
Self-hatred is a terrible thing.
>>26631513
>visit mum
>she suggests we watch a film
>obviously I agree because I'm not a cunt (or rather I don't want people to know I'm a cunt)
>she falls asleep after 15 minutes and I have to watch a film about a talking horse on my own while daydreaming about Halo: Reach
>>26631622
definitely a compliment
i would be amazed if you truly had facial aesthetics that good
>>26631612
As I say here >>26631597
I'm going to die alone no matter what I think so I might as well like straight guys
>>26631624
Technically that's a guide pony.
>>26631650
i think its more just how the glasses look to be honest
>>26631061
How shit is birmingham, m8?
>>26631659
Not a horselet?
>>26631241
I am, and there was a guy in the last thread from Tewksbury.
Not interested in meeting you though, I'm not a normie.
>>26631879
What's the tinder situation like there? Already looked at the escorts and they're all really expensive there for some reason
>>26631624
I found it out when the brown guy at work kept freaking out when the office dog went near him, made up some bullshit about being scared of dogs.
Dog was racist actually, used to run at brown delivery guys, funny
>>26631931
>office dog
that sounds comfy as hell
Poleaboo got a 30 day ban for posting illigal content
Think a mod has it in for him, could be getting v& again soon
>>26632026
Did he actually post illegal content?
>>26632049
Up to interpretation as always, keeping his boasts and plans vague worked against him
>>26632026
State issued dog for all pakis
I wanted to watch a film but ive taken so long trying to find something its too late now.
>>26632176
I've been wanting to do anything all day, vidya, films tv, but I've just sat staring at these threads for 12 hours instead.
>>26632176
Come and watch the last hour of Apocalypse Now with us
>>26632203
That has been all of my weekends for 6 months. Back to work monday.
death when
Britfeel topic for Sunday: What smells worse, a dog or a paki?
>>26629404
i haven't seen this pic before....
lots of great details...
>>26632258
doesn't the meme racism ever get a bit tiresome
>>26632207
nah... wouldn't want to watch an old film id seen multiple times before.
>>26632203
the joy of multiple monitors means I can do both. would recommend.
>>26632258
A shitpost. :-)
>>26632258
If you don't like dogs you aren't human.
>>26632233
I know that feel, wait all week for the weekend and then fucking do nothing
Also nice dubs, 14% cromulent
Who else /college tomorrow/
>>26632258
Dogs don't smell bad unless you let them roll around in shit without giving them a bath, I still can't comprehend how pakis all smell like shit curry though.
>>26632325
Are you the guy who is like a fully grown adult but for some reason still goes to college and gets beat up by 16 year olds?
>>26632370
All they eat is curry which has a strong distinctive scent and when they sweat it comes out in their pours.
It'd be like if all you ate was onions, you'd smell like onions.
>>26632325
No one, its sunday tomorrow
>>26632324
At least I'm 14% cromulent. Dying alone after a pointless life, work and fuck all else.
>>26632407
It's Sunday today.
>>26632421
I was Sunday yesterday
>>26632371
18 desu senpai. I have no friends to hang out with so it's back to depression
>>26632407
Not in my timezone m80
Does anyone else use twitter advanced search to find girl's saying sexy/dirty things then wank off to their pictures while thinking about the dirty things they posted?
>>26632548
>sexy/dirty things
its men using fake girls pics u idiot.
girls don't need to say dirty things, they already get a dozen messages a minute saying that shit anyway
>>26632548
No, there is a ridiculous amount of porn online
>>26632467
>Non Brit
GET OUT REEEEEEEEE!
>>26632176
okay gonna watch a shitty horror film, eat some haribo and drink some tea.
comfy time
fuck me lads miss being a neet, 8-4 is fuckin killing me, outside all day too. Should of just said im autistic, wouldn't of met gf but work can fuck off
who /call in sick/ on monday here?
>>26632421
>It's Sunday today.
wooooooooooooooooooooooeoh
lads
The weekend is slipping through my fingers
So much I wanted to accomplish but there's no time
no time
>>26632619
I am brit you fucking mong. It's Sunday 12.39am
>tfw your online friendos haven't responded in days
hold me
my mouth is as dry as Ann Widdecombe cunt
>>26632680
Too busy sucking dick. And you're the cuck.
>>26632667
fuckin idiot its 00:29 when you posted
>>26632680
I-I'll respond to you anon
>>26632667
>.
>am
go back to school kid
>>26632637
what work is it m8?
outside work can't be that bad can it?
hgudfh
>Sissy Brit boys
>>26632680
>tfw NO online friends and no irl friends
;_;
s-so lonely
>>26632810
you called?
super fresh.
>>26632813
They were just people I met here claiming they wanted a friend. I guess I'm not good enough.
>>26632813
Get in the steam chat lad
>>26632848
iktfb ;_;
>>26632854
i do sometimes but i think i'm too socially retarded for online friendships as well as rl
>>26632888
mate i think we will all be your friend.
>>26632931
i have nothing interesting funny or witty to say and i don't want to be annoying and just blogpost
sorry anon, i hope you have fun with your friends :)
>>26632888
Don't be friends with junlad.
You will fall in love and he will break your heart.
>>26632792
>I am
I am is the long handed version for I'm go be a faggot elsewhere
>>26632981
Hey, Junlads a good m8 of mine. He plays EDF so i'm 90% sure he's a legit guy.
got my first sunday off tomorrow since the end of october
currently slowly getting drunk and blasting some spandau ballet
pretty comfy desu
Good night anons, hopefully they will reply tomorrow.
>play game
>russian girl on our team
>she's speaking on mic
>>26633052
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through your head
I joined the film late lads, missed all the banter
>>26633098
Come next week, we will pick a film specifically conducive to the production of banter.
>>26629404
>tfw on break and on r9k despite having somone on their break.with me.
>tfw gonna have to deal with drunks in about an hour.
>have incredibly hot coworker
>look up his side business he mentioned (yoga teacher)
>find his instagram with various photos of him in little clothing, showing off his great body and many a dick outline to be found
this is both delightful and infuriating in how much it is going to inflame my desire to swallow his winky lads
>>26633308
Can't empathise desu lad
>>26633339
nice animeme
>>26633339
M8 u a gay?
>go to purge again
>more blood
Going to have to try and take a break from purging for a few days to let my stomach and throat recover a little bit. Not going to enjoy this desu~
>>26633547
Please tilde, just think about getting some help. We all love you and want you to be okay.
>>26633672
>We all love you and want you to be okay.
No we don't.
>>26633672
please speak for yourself
>Log onto league, get this
I know for a fact. That I am one of the most toxic cunts on this game kek.
>>26633672
the only help tilde needs is unscrewing the sleeping pills
to think that he still trips here, even after we've made it clear nobody likes him
and he literally does it because he wants the attention and fame, nobody even asked him to start tripping
he's a fucking disgusting faggot
>>26633759
No, we want him to leave us alone and if that means death by bulimia then that is that.
>>26633790
No, we want him to turn into our cult leader.
Starve yourself for tilde anon. Start when you wake up tomorrow.
>>26633806
Tilde couldn't lead a lemming mate
>>26633820
Then he'll be our demi-God instead. We shall praise and love him like he should be.
>>26633820
Have you tried leading a lemming? they're fucking retards man,
>>26633782
>nobody asked him
that's literally why he started tripping, so people could filter him
>nobody likes him
we literally had a vote on this a few threads back and the outcome was a resounding "quit your bitching"
http://strawpoll.me/6794787/r
filter him if you don't like him, as has been said many times before
>>26633829
Go to bed Tilde.
>>26633847
I am just one of Tildes many followers. I hope then when you wake up you will have the sense to join us anon.
>wanna get comfy on the film chat
>nervous because names are involved
Life is hell
>>26633841
Result was wish everyone would shut up about it, for that to happen Tilde has to stop posting here. He knows what needs to be done.
>>26633841
been through the archive mate, nobody asked him to use a tripcode (he has also changed his trip to evade the filters)
he started tripping because people were impersonating him and he couldn't stand that people didn't know which posts were his
>poll shows majority of people want tilde to shut up and fuck off
kek
>>26633889
why don't you just filter him?
Like, an actual answer instead of insults and question evasion, like happens every single time this point is brought up
>>26633841
Great post tilde but you forgot your tripcode. Now fuck off will you?
I LOVE TILDEANON
>>26633940
>more positive votes than negative
>obviously nobody likes him
I would genuniely harm tilde if he ever came to a meeting.
>>26633982
Then you would get harmed even worse.
>>26633982
edge for days
>>26633829
Idolatry is haram brother, prepare for the hellfire.
>>26633935
Because it isn't just posts by him that are the problem, it is his whole fan club. Filtering him won't stop his army of retards. He needs to disappear for them to stop.
tilde is alright i guess, but you know that Junlad guy, he is pretty fucking cool. probably the best poster here desu.
--Not Junlad.
>>26633998
He wouldn't mate if anyone tried to defend Tilde I'd spark them right out. All his gay little weeb bfs would have to stand and watch while he got his head jumped on.
>>26634015
filtering someone filters replies to them, as you'd know if you had ever tried just filtering him in the first place. but you don't, because you actively want to be offended by something.
>>26634015
if you filter someone all replies to them are filtered too you melt
if you are that paranoid filter the word tilde. better yet, fuck off and stop ruining threads with your sperg outs
Please stop fighting about tilde. Both sides are runing the comfy.
>>26634033
I love you, Junlad.
>>26634053
Do Tilde fanboys only post in reply to him? No, they do not.
>>26633998
I doubt it. There are more of us than there are you (singular, because you samefag), fatty.
>>26634055
You stop ruining threads with your lack of a foreskin.
>>26634067
I can only dream of being tildeanon my friend. I'm flattered you think I could be him though~
>>26634041
m8 you sound well hard tbqh
Poleaboo agrees that Tilde needs to go and has no place here. He would also like to remind you all that Tilde is underaged, browses reddit and roleplays on facebook.
Want to eat some M&Ms lads but I left them downstairs and my parents are down there drunk.
>>26634099
Not as hard as it is going to be for Tilde to walk unaided when we are done with him mate.
>>26634099
Post your picture then mate let's see how tough somebody that posts smug anime girls is.
>>26634100
Hahaha oh shit Tilde BTFO by Poleaboo
#teampoleaboo
>>26634138
Straight from my facebook.
>tfw you smoked too much pot
>heart is racing, head feels fucked
>regretting many of my decisions
>>26634136
>>26634138
>unironically acting tough on an indonesian facepainting imageboard
wew lads
>>26634155
You look soft as ice cream
>>26633914
>been through the archive
no you haven't you lying melt
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24515162/#q24520191
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24452414/#q24452832
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24452414/#q24452837
now please filter him or fuck off. the threads are perfectly fine whenever you fucking fraggles don't have sperg outs
>>26634170
I don't need to act mate.
>>26634155
The fact you picked this guy because you think he looks hard tells me all I need to know about how hard you are.
Stay out of this mate or you'll get slapped n'all.
>>26634155
Wow that guy looks like a less handsome version of me with weird ears, a worse hair cut and an uglier gf.
2spooky4me
>>26634180
Trained it taekwondo and judo. Could probably batter you lad.
Post a picture of yourself now then big man?
Let me guess, your reply won't have one.
>>26634155
>monster energy tshirt
can you even imagine being this much of a normie
Just another shit filled evening here then
>>26634197
>posts made after he started using a trip
Like I said, he started using the tripcode so people knew it was him. He couldn't bear that people were impersonating him and mocking his posting style.
It's pathetic.
>>26634197
>angryanon is a Tilde fanboy
Did not see this coming.
Got a new monitor today lads.
>>26634233
>taekwondo
Nice meme martial art
I am a black belt kick boxer and trained in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu I could literally tie you in a knot.
>>26634155
>some random canadian called eric
where'd you snatch this from? /soc/?
nice to see how scared you get when challenged
>>26634254
It had been comfy as fuck desu then Tilde posted and it all went downhill.
lets all calm down and watch some comfy shows yeh.
>>26634310
Nice senpai, what size and make?
>>26634262
here you go you melt. happy?
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24417990/#q24418641
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24395310/#q24402661
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24395310/#q24395896
now seriously fuck off and stop ruining these threads
>>26634328
he's not Canadian and i wasn't the one you were replying to, he's an online m8 and i just thought it would be funny to post him
how did you track him down just from that picture though? that's actually really impressive
>mfw I was demanded to show my face
>mfw some other anon posted a picture in response for some reason
>mfw I have literally no idea who that is or who posted it
