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comfy saturday noon my good lads edition
>>26620732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aws_j9lsImE
Feeling the good vibrations
Post stickfus
>>26620749
>not superior RS3
>>26620732
i live in liverpool and in one of the especially shit parts, also my keyboards is brokenn and the n key and space key ranndomly repeat
there is no such thing as comfy
>>26620732
Does anyone have the britfeel picture from before this one saved? When there was different things in all the upstairs windows. I liked that one.
>>26620769
Go steal one then
Post your waifu
oc
Woke up in A&E with a beer mat superglued to my bollock. Epic night.
>>26620769
i also have a cold and ive ran out of painkillers, doctors isnnnt open until monday so no more unntil then
fuck life so much
>>26620760
I don't find RS3 comfy in the slightest
>>26620794
posting waifu desu
post postcode
>L21
life's worse than you think
>>26620794
Mines next level.
>>26620794
I think i'm getting a cold lads, I hope Jun will be okay.
>>26620822
RM15
>>26620822
GL51
>>26620822
po15
wish it had better public transport desu.
>>26620871
>suck off and kiss tons of boys
>surprised you get sick
>>26620799
lol taking painkillers for a cold. man up you fucking pussy bitch
>>26620900
well even if that's the case it's worth it.
Britfeel would be much comfier if it wasn't filled to the brim with fucking bedwetting anime freaks
nothing to do today.
no motivation to watch any shows
no hobbies
>help
>>26620871
You need some TLC
>>26620880
Was in halls next to Kingsholm stadium during my first year at uni.
>>26620880
Didn't know they went that high lad
GL18 ooh arr
>>26620923
This, there is an unhealthy amount of weeb in this thread.
>>26620946
tfw i'm all alone, would love someone to look after me desu, someone physical and not in my head for once.
>>26620880
>>26620948
Lived in St Pauls for the next two years as well.
>>26620948
>uni
>next to Kingsholm stadium
You were studying at the fucking "sport science" campus at UoG weren't you, you normie freak
>>26620982
Nah, I studied Geography but applied late to halls so I got put out in Gloucester.
>>26620923
Sick of this shit.
![[UTW]_Fate_Zero_-_22_[BD][h264-720p_AC3][CA8AB1BF].mkv_snapshot_21.20_[2016.02.12_18.57.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tsYGitV.jpg "[UTW] Fate Zero - 22 [BD][h264-720p AC3][CA8AB1BF].mkv snapshot 21.20 [2016.02.12 18.57.45]")
>>26620822
G68
I lose.
>>26620978
Would If I could senpai, I make yummy soup.
>>26620822
SO18
Comfy for the most part desu, few commieblock slums around but that's about it
>>26620732
Who /Oxfordshire/ here?
Banbury reporting in.
>>26620822
RG31
>>26620822
OX16
>>26620957
Obligatory weeb website statement
I'm not a fan of them myself but wondering why a weebsite/thread on said site has a lot of weebs is the same as asking why a pub is full of people who like alcohol or mcdonalds has people who enjoy cheap burgers.
>>26621128
I fucking love mcdonalds
MMMMMMMM SIT ON MY FACE
>>26620822
CB11
>>26620872
>>26620880
>>26620883
>>26620890
>>26621024
>>26621067
>>26621071
>>26621096
Add yourselves to this thing lads
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1554727
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1554727
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1554727
>>26620822
BD3
>>26621163
Yes please use the map
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1554727
>>26621163
there have been many maps, ive added myself before, nothing comes of it.
>>26620822
LA12
any manchbros here?
gonna go tommorow on ark for them secret sundays, 50% off drinks, lots of bitches.
normiefuck friends have work so fuck them you guys are bigger bros than they ever will be.
>>26621328
>clubber
>calls others normie
dumb cuck
feeling lonely lads
>>26621328
I am, I hope you have a good time anon, I'm meeting another anon to go see deadpool tomorrow, hopefully it'll be nice
>>26620794
Friendly reminder that 3dpd cannot be waifus, it is a normie meme.
>>26620794
what do you all think of my wifu?
Which of you cheeky cunts put locations outside of britbong?
>>26621406
Would you nibble on your waifu's nipples?
Would anyone be interested in a Friday night MUGEN tournament of sorts?
>>26621408
took me a while to work out it wasn't some kind of particle reactor.
>>26621466
Of course. Whatever she wanted.
>>26621630
Atleast let us see the victim.
Here's the puppy we just got lads
He seems happy as fuck, and is captivated by the tv
>>26620822
BS16 although moving to BS7 if all goes well.
>>26621630
majong can only have 4 players
Good afternoon britbros
Mini blog post imminent
Here it is
>I am currently in the midst of an existentialist crisis
>Though I've been utterly apathetic about the notion
>I come from a family of killers
>One killed another man in the "call of duty"
>Another killed another man through "misadventure"
>And I also have a relative that killed in cold blood
>Literally just struck me
THIS ISN'T FUCKING NORMAL
>Not even distant relatives either
>I don't know any killers outside my family
>Nobody in my family has lost their life by the actions of another man
>By statistical inference
THIS IS NOT FUCKING NORMAL
WHAT THE FUCK?
NO FUCKING WONDER I'M SO DYSFUNCTIONAL
NO?
PLEASE SOMEBODY TELL ME THEY ALSO HAVE KILLERS IN THEIR FAMILY
FUCK
FUCK
FUCKING
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
all pakis need to die tbqh
what takeaway we getting tonight lads?
>>26621660
Cute wan wan senpai
>>26621687
Might get a kebab meat and chips with extra mayo
>>26621660
Adorable.
Puppies are high maintenance though, say goodbye to most if not all of your free time.
>>26621705
dont talk about your superiors that way lad
>>26621687
chips in curry sauce and a 10' pizza.
Some crazy Italian runs the chippy, best of both dishes.
>>26621687
i don't have money. tap water and greek yogurt for tonight
>>26621678
Who are you going to kill then?
>>26621705
>all pigskins need to die tbqh
Yeah I don't like American football either.
>>26620822
NG7. Send help.
>>26621763
>Who are you going to kill then?
Fate willing, nobody.
I'm scared to look into my family tree though. What if there's a genetic predisposition?
Am I a closet uber-alpha?
Seriously though, does anybody else ITT have killers in their family?
>>26621705
I like how submissive white women are though, they can stay and be bred like the pigs they are.
>>26620912
The painkillers are for shoulder pain, diazapam and dihyrdacodeine, the cold is just annoying
>>26621830
My father, uncle, 2 cousins and grandfather where in the army and my other uncle is in prison for double murder
>>26621830
Granddad shot at Arabs in Palestine. Uncle shot at papists in Northern Ireland. I don't know if either of them actually killed anyone though.
>>26621960
Thank you. I mean that.
All registered kills?
Has it actually registered with you?
Does it affect how you consider yourself?
>>26621977
Thank you also.
So they were capable of ending another man's life?
Does that reflect upon you in any way?
>>26622014
Don't really speak about it with the older guys they prefer to keep it minimised but both of my cousins talk about it, one feels guilt and the other one misses being in the shit and enjoyed it
My uncle in prison is crazy (paranoid schizophrenic with psychotic issues also) and killed because he's fucking insane
It's never really phased me but I think I'd be capable of killing someone else if I had to (self defence etc)
I sometimes wish I'd joined the military because then my life would have purpose and I occasionally wonder what it would feel like to kill someone
>>26622014
>Does that reflect upon you in any way?
Not really. Joining the army myself so I might have to do it too.
>>26620794
Saturday afternoon waifu post.
>>26621408
She's pretty qt, and lucky to have you as a husbando anon.
>>26622092
>Militarycuck
Weeeew
>>26621830
Dad and Grandad were both soldiers.
know my dad was in NI. Not sure if he killed people, but he shot a kid (14) who had a gun. He also got shot in the leg.
Also, what you lads listening to today?
>currently playing: Burial - Archangel
>>26620822
TQ1 comfy devon here.
>>26622149
Depends on what part you join, there's good money with opportunities for advancemeny and a good pension plan in many none combat roles
>>26621687
had chinese last night so home cooked shepherd's pie for me tonight
The fucked up thing is that if my question occurred on a hypothetical Chinese pottery board 400 years ago, the consensus response would have been;-
>Sure, who hasn't killed another man? pfft
>>26622088
So the trait hasn't been bred out of your line yet.
What do you think you're missing out on?
The unadulterated power or the genetic imperative?
>>26622092
I'm presuming you're Israeli.
Isn't shooting Arabs kind of a rite of passage over there?
Do you actually see them as lesser humans?
>Watch out for those big wheel tires...
(If I've grabbed the wrong end of the stick (which is probable seeing as we're on britfeel) then forgive me in advance)
BREXIT
BREXIT
BREXIT
BREXIT
BREXIT
>>26620794
this is a post with a waifu (the best waifu)
Any /g/ anons here who can recommend me a monitor in the 100-120 price range?
>>26620769
Where about lidd
>>26622247
At that price they are all the same really
>>26621830
Both my grandfathers served in WW2, one was even in special forces so he must of done some killing.
I have thought of joining the army but I think I'm too much of a sensitive lad to do it.
>>26620822
>L21
WOOL ALERT WOOL ALERT
>>26622092
>>26622229
Have already realised that I'm grabbing the wrong end of the stick.
My apologies.
So discombobulated.
>>26622229
I think I'm missing out on the camaraderie, decent money and pension and prospects for advancement and good placements into the civilian world when I'm done and also missing out on killing someone and finding out about myself when I'm pushed to my limits
>>26622288
>good placements into the civilian world
I wouldn't count on that.
>>26620822
WA15
>>26622272
I live there, I'm not from there but either way, seaforth isn't wool land
>>26622318
There should be if you are an engineer or do something other than being a grunt
>>26622149
You're entitled to your opinion.
I should say this would be me re-enlisting so I know what I'm in for. I'm only talking about joining the reserves anyway, not the regulars. All the men in my family have been in the army and it definitely sorted me out.
>>26622229
I'm not Isreali. This was (just) before Israel existed.
>>26622264
I'd recommend it mate. You get /fit/ and disciplined. You get good skills and make some good mates. After basic training nobody is nasty to you. Even during basic training they're only nasty when you deserve it.
>>26622318
My uncle is now a nuclear engineer working in France thanks to the army, I don't mean literally placed by the army but more thanks to the training, experience and support they give you as long as you don't step on a mine and lose your legs
Just read last night's thread is the anon who bought a flat on Filton Avenue still here? That is where I live as well. We can meet up and braid each other's hair.
>>26622288
>finding out about myself when I'm pushed to my limits
>he literally bought into the British Army TV adverts meme
>>26622410
That's me mate. Just had the offer accepted. Doing all the solicitor paperwork today. I'll let you know how it goes.I have a number two on the top and a 0.5 on the back and sides but you can braid my pubes if you want.
>>26622446
>not joining the army to play footie on the beach with the lads
>>26622447
What part of Filton Avenue? Is it near the Rovers ground, near Tesco Co-Op shops, or down the other end near The Bulldog? It is a big road.
Does Lynx shower gel make anyone else REALLY itchy?
I bought a loofah last week and have been using it twice a day and it makes my skin INCREDIBLY itchy when something is pressing against it such as my clothes or bed sheets.
My skin isn't dry as I also use a moisturiser but it gets itchy to the point that I have to sleep on my back in bed because when I sleep on my front it just itches so, so bad and my back is this only place I don't use it.
>>26622490
I swear to god if you're the guy who says you're not supposed to wash it off...
>>26622488
It's by the Tesco and Co-op. Where abouts are you?
>>26622446
I know it's sounds like that but knowing as many as I do that have been in the army it's fairly accurate, like Captain Willard says you don't find out who the fuck you are in some factory
>>26622516
Oh I really hope so.
>>26622490
You're over washing and removing your essential oils, rookie mistake
>>26622490
It may not be the shower gel.
Try showering with cooler water, the heat your skin absorbs causes the moisture to evaporate quicker leaving you dry and itchy, which can last a few hours after the shower.
>>26622525
Haha me too. Did you buy that flat above I think it was the chip shop?
>>26620794
Here's waifu~
>thigh-highs have been posted
literally can't wait desu~
>>26622593
>kitchen with no breakfast bar
disgusting plebs
>>26622593
She looks like a skulltulla
>>26622468
>not just playing footie with the lads without the homo-eroticism.
Mate, if you joined the amy for footie, you joined the army for the wrong reason.
>>26622578
No I looked round though. Stank of weed.
>>26622603
>using the term 'breakfast bar'
Fucking die
>>26622600
What thigh highs have you got lad
>>26622628
You know the area? The Somalians in the new houses just past Co-Op are the weed seller men.
You'll probably see me in Bargain Booze sometime I go there three or four times a week.
Gonna' make so much profit from Cheltenham matched bets to be honest. Already have over 100 quid locked in.
>>26622658
I ordered some cute black and white striped ones senpai~
>>26622625
I think you missed the joke mate.
>>26622625
I have genuinely considered joining the army just so I would be surrounded by half naked qts
>>26622714
Hope to see ZR pics when you get themm
Share your gay feels
>>26622723
I'm gonna assume there was a TV ad where they played fitba together.
>>26622729
>Qts
>in the army
sure, if you like goon looking mother fuckers.
>finding males qt
what are you, a poof?
What is everyone's mum making them for tea then? Mine is making me jacket potato, steak and beans.
Then later tonight I am going to order a Chinese.
>>26622670
I don't smoke weed anymore and I don't like malis so I shouldn't run into them. See you in Bargain Booze!
>>26622809
Fuck me you're one big lad
>>26622809
My parents have gone away and I've ran out of forks, plates, bowls and mugs for the best really I've been eating for too much. I might just get some cans in.
>>26622729
>>26622787
3/30 were female in the group I did basic training with. That was all arms of course - men only in infantry, tanks etc.
>>26622600
BOIPUSSY BETTER BE POSTED WITH THOSE THIGH HIGHS
>>26622809
Getting a cheeky takeaway. Big kebab with chips and a pizza
>>26622787
There has got to be some alright looking guys, everyone is young and in shape
>>26622603
Fuck off you posh cunt
>>26620822
NE13
>>26620822
SL1
>tfw brown people
>>26622868
We had communal showers. There were instances of rat tailing with towels and shit like that. Other than that there was a bit of "no homo" banter. Similar to being part of a rugby team I imagine.
>>26622809
>tfw my dad did all the cooking in my house.
>tfw no longer live with parents so got to make my own food.
Made steak pie and had a pint for tea though.. or breakfast I guess seing as I got up at 2.
>>26622855
>tfw no qt tomboy soldier girl gf.
I like my my misses, but I want a bird to have pints with down the pub and banter with the lads.
>>26622868
Probably, but why not just hit the gay bar like the gaybo you are.
>>26622934
I've got to go to Slough County Court in March. What's the town like?
>>26622988
I had to hold one of their feet whilst she did sit ups. She was all sweaty.
>>26622593
she looks nice desu senpai
>>26622858
*sigh* why don't you all fuck off to >>>LGBT
>>26622958
Thats a shame, it would probably have ended up being more frustrating.
>>26622988
but army guys are pretty hot, the entire environment would be testosterone fueled and homoerotic. I hate faggots and don't want aids.
hash or weed?
>3 back to back episodes of Can't Pay We'll Take it Away on 5
Suck it scroungers.
Why doesn't Poleaboo post anymore? I miss his stories.
>>26622593
Kinda looks like a burns victim
>>26622990
Pretty shit.
I don't know what else to say, the high street is a disaster.
>>26623129
>its a scroungy asian who pretends not speak English episode
>its a 'le poor woman' who goes on about being ill or muh chillun episode
![e650c766ef838b5a4a018f5fd8063332[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CCAqUAW.jpg "e650c766ef838b5a4a018f5fd8063332[1]")
>>26622593
everyone says she looks like sid sloth
>>26623193
>He don live ere
>Why is there post addressed to him here?
>He ma baby fadda
>Why is the wardrobe full of men's clothes?
>Das ma boyfriend's cloves
>What's your boyfriend's name?
>Ummm... George?
>>26623224
Fucking hell it is uncanny
>tfw got qt gf
Who else got qt gf here?
>>26622490
>tfw just bust open a 2012 edition of lynx I got for christmas
>>26623256
Congrats mate. Has she got any friend or sisters you can put a word in with?
>>26622490
How much are you using? If you put too much it can stick to your clothes and make them stick to your skin thus you'll feel itchy. You just need to put a smooth layer.
>>26623284
She has got a bunch of fit friends but they don't speak very good English.
>>26623326
even better they won't be able to tell how much of a sperg I am
>>26620822
PL4
>>26623283
Who is she? Is she famous?
>>26623326
BREXIT
R
E
X
I
T
>>26622490
Your first mistake was falling for the lynx meme. Everything after that is irrelevant and could of been avoided by not being an idiot. Sorry lad.
>>26623349
Yea that was my tactic
POLISH AND PAKIS OUT
>>26623326
This is fine.
My plan is >>26623326
>>26621515
>MUGEN
what is wrong with you?
GAYS AND PAKIS OUT NOW
STRAIGHT AND NON-WEEB BRITS OUT
IMMIGRANTS WHO DO NOT INTEGRATE OUT e.g. Shitskins, Poles, Jews
>>26623119
>I hate faggots and don't want aids.
>wants qt guys though
nah lad ur the poof.
>>26623129
>tfw shows like this are aimed at poor people to hate on other poor people.
Well done being a tool mate.
>>26623256
>tfw qt gf
>tfw sometimes wish I hadn't.
Turns out GF wont solve all your issues.
>>26623420
did amir take that picture?
>>26623506
No, he was in his dorm room not being haram
>>26623504
>tfw qt gf
I thought you said your gf was fat and ugly in another thread? I might have been drunk at the time though.
>tfw I don't want to get dressed to go out for beer
>>26623121
Hash for cooking, weed for smoking
>>26623504
>>tfw shows like this are aimed at poor people to hate on other poor people.
So? I have no sympathy for the lazy and feckless who claim to be unable to pay their way. Not sure why that would be controversial.
>>26623614
>being a good goy
ISHYGDDT
>>26623129
>He fell for the divide and conquer meme.
good goy...er I mean lad! Keep it up m8! It's really your fellow citizens fault for being lazy scroungers, not ours for being corrupt and morally bankrupt!
>>26623559
I probably did.
It depends on how I feel about her that day. She's not fat, and not ugly, but sometimes I look at her and then others and be like, damn I could do better.I can't.
>>26623579
Mate, it takes like 2 minutes to throw on some jean and a tee.
It's worth the very small time to go out and have a bevvy mate.
>>26623614
It's not so much hating on the lazy and feckless. It's the fact that these shows portray all people in working class areas/on the dole as poor lazy fucks trying to scam everycunt for every penny while shooting heroin and shitting out babies.
>>26623650
Cobynite pls
Most of them could pay, they have houses rammed full of stuff and consumer goods. When they threaten to take away this stuff suddenly they pull thousands out their arse.
>tfw cuddling bf
>>26623702
I completely agree, lad. Them and their kids have the latest iPhone, huge telly, but don't pay rent.
As a depressed wagecuck, fuck 'em. I live within my means, so should they.
>>26620794
She is so kawaii ;_;
>>26623683
Its not all working class there are often business owners who are barefaced liars. A lot of them are trying to scam though, if you are on bennies you get free money to pay your rent thsee scum just choose to use it for ipads and smoking
>>26623755
Rate my gf lads ._.
>>26623755
Tilde in 25 years
>>26623755
>>26623772
wew lad wtf is this shit
>>26623772
put her back in the water where she came from
>>26623772
Tilde in 25 years/10
>>26623744
This desu I never understand the sob story that chavs are hard done by. The chavs on my street who literally never work always have newest phone, expensive trainers, consoles, big TVs, pretty much everything you'd want. And they're not even drug dealers it is all bennie money. Yet for some reason we are supposed to feel bad for them?
They should be wiped out to be honest.
How tall are you britbots?Don't post it in that shit murrican format though
>>26623818
32 centimeters squared
>>26623818
182.88 cms
>>26623818
>168cm
pls no bully
>>26623818
I'm 6'0 but always say I'm 5'10 to make shorter people feel bad.
>>26623818
4 ft 11
>>26623861
polea polea boo
we now it's you
stop being such a creeper
>>26623818
167cm5'6 for Americans
>>26623861
>ai weiwei
>some chinese artist
Wew lad
>>26623861
is that ai wei wei?
I thought he got disappeared
>>26623650
>>26623683
It's not a case of divide and conquer. These are civil cases between private individuals or sometimes companies and their suppliers. It's not the government or big corporations. I agree there are shows that demonise the poor (Benefits Street, Jeremy Kyle) but I don't think this one is a particularly good example.
There's a bloke on right now blaming credit card companies for his 20K debt. He is the only person responsible for that.
>>26620890
Oh you poor bastard.
>>26623898
The guy on now is getting evicted because his boomer mum wants more money
>>26623883
He drowned on the boat crossing the med
>>26623744
>As a depressed wagecuck, fuck 'em. I live within my means
I know those feels.
What I don't get is wagecucks and poorfags alike who have outgoings higher than income.
I mean how hard is it to spend what you have.
>but I got my tv on tick.
Save for a month and you'll have enough money and wont get fucked by 100% mark up
>>26623760
Yeah, there use to be one on BBC about business owners who fucked over customers, went to court and didn't pay and they would be smart and have all their cars in seperate names, and none of their business equipment belongs to them or their business. That shit really fucking bugs me.
My issue is mainly stuff like these shows and benefit britain etc are all shows aimed at working class people to hate on their own class so that the agenda of 'cut benefits etc' seems like a good idea. Hell, I know people who work beside me who hate on people on JSA depsite never once being on it. I was on JSA for a few years and I can tell you I tried to get work but when no experience shit is brutal... and this was with a degree (albeit in criminology).
>>26623921
I nipped out for a fag so I missed the start. He was definitely blaming other people for him racking up a lot of debt though.
>>26623931
Where did you do crimeology lad?
>>26621805
NG7 as well bruv
>>26623931
I've got nothing against people on JSA because they lost their job or simply can't find one. I resent paying for those who either don't want to work or can't get a job because of a criminal record or fucked up their bodies / brains themselves, i.e. the lazy and feckless. They're not all like that of course. I just find it difficult to blame "the system" for generations of families where nobody has ever worked.
>mum cooks steak for tea
>is so well done it is literally completely black burnt
Into the cat it goes
>>26623952
It had a good soundtrack.
https://youtu.be/1Si6tul3Lbc
>>26620822
M30
You walk into your room and see this, what do you do?
>>26620822
>TS1help
>>26624039
Thats a dumb question. I would do whatever mistress wants me to do
>>26623952
Napier mate.
>>26623997
I get that. And I agree, especially with shit like junkies getting more than people with real disabilities then us fitting the bill for their methadone while they still do smack like the scummy cunts they are.
>>26623755
Went to one of those female empowerment punk zine festivals once and bought a zine. It was someones life story about being part of an all girl punk-band in the 80s and I was enjoying it then I suddenly realised they were just transvestite men. Not even transexuals, just people who liked to act like women. I thought it kind of defeated the whole point but oh well.
>>26621163
>telling people on the internet where you live
k-kowai desu
>>26624088
>degree in criminology
And McDonald's have hired you to catch the Hamburgular?
>>26621163
Who lives in Halesowen? I work down the road from there.
>>26624131
I do mate you got a problem with that?
>>26624123
Not gonna lie this is very funny. Well played lad.
>>26624123
I enjoyed your post mate.
>film is at 10
What the fug am I supposed to do for the next 4 and a half hours?
>>26624123
Had a good kek mate.10/10
Pays the bills though.
Thinking of joining the rozzers, but never any openings.
>>26624227
read up about the film and the actors involved and use the knowledge to spout well timed trivia and impress others obviously.
>>26624227
Which film are we watching?
>>26624248
You have to be a PCSO cuck before being a PC these days. They have civvie jobs you might be interested in though.
>>26623818
178cm, feels bad fellow manlets
was gonna go out, but my mate cancelled last minute
bellend
>dis psychotic black guy
>>26620822
CT14
>>26624282
>Which film are we watching?
Apocalypse When
>>26624307
>SHAT APP
>>26620822
W12
>>26624282
>PCSO
Working for free, do I look like a mod?
>Civvie jobs
I was thinking about this. Cosy wee desk job would be better than maccas.
Are there any good sites where people post nudes of local birds? I really want to wank off to any girl I know irl's nudes. I know there is a section on 8chn but there was no one I know posted in that thread.
>>26624282
>Which film are we watching?
I think it is Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl tonight
>>26624404
I thought PCSOs were paid? Special constables are the ones who volunteer and work for free. Might be wrong.
>>26624485
they both get paid
What's a good snack to get from tescos that's less than a pound?
I have a debit going out tomorrow so I need to make sure I don't go overboard.
>>26623818
165cm. Although it's quite demoralising knowing some members of the GuP cast are taller than you
>>26624440
just catfish them on tinder or something (thats where all the local whores go and will share pics)
>>26624485
The waiting list for both of the is really long I think at least to be a special is really tough
>>26621170
We live so close...
>>26624512
>What's a good snack to get from tescos that's less than a pound?
Freddo
afternoon guys
>>26624536
Good choice, haven't had a freddo since year 5.
>>26623818
170cm desu
My waifu is 150cm though so it's fine
>>26624536
m9 freddos cost 65 quid each these days
>>26621374
>tfw you accidentally walked down the D E S I G N A T E D street . jpg
>>26624547
keep forgetting this is a porn safe board
>>26624512
I'd say a freddo but these days I just don't know mate. See if there's a cheap bag of onion rings or knock ff frazzles. Those are two for one at my local corner shop.
>>26624534
You have to meet up then. It's the rules.
>>26624570
could land a fucking plane on that five head
>>26624485
In Scotland we don't have PCSOs.
I thought he meant Specials.
Specials get a grand or something once a year, but that's it.
Also, like the police, it's a long waiting list and very few positions available.
Thinking of applying for Police Custody and Security Officer though.
>>26623903
What's so bad about DE23?
>>26623818
About 184cm, a little shy of 6ft 1.
>/britfeel/ is also manlets
I don't know how to feel lads
>>26623861
>Ai WEW WEW
>>26623818
191cm ish.
Jun looks downright comedic with me desu.
anyone here play europa universalis?
is it full on autismo?
>>26624610
Height is basically what determines if you are successful both socially and financially.
>>26624577
If I buy crisps I normally get a multipack to save money, especially in tescos where I can get 8 packets of chipsticks for a quid.
They have their own version of chipsticks/cheesepuffs/onion rings everyday value for like 60p for 12 packets but tescos are absolutely shite at making their own crisps, Aldi do a little better there.
>>26624649
I've played a lot of EU4, its not full autismo at all.
Its pretty easy to get into and you usually get prompted as to what you need to do.
>>26624634
Is azulad a tiny twink?
>>26624696
yes he is actually, and i hope he doesn't mind me saying that.
>>26624649
I tried to get into Crusader Kings but gave up pretty quickly. Might try EU4 though.
>>26624715
You're going the right way for a decking lad if you don't mine me saying
Noticed that even at early ages, normies have an instinctive knowledge of how to interact with everyone. Makes me feel very odd at 30 years old that I have not mastered basic relationships and interpersonal skills. I am semi functional in that I (just about) hold down a decent 'professional' job, but I think it's a massive achievement really - living by normie standards in a normie world, yet I am severely disabled. We are aliens on the wrong planet lads.
>>26624760
do you really think you could lad?
What's the most serious crime you'd commit to get her as a gf from your fairy godmother
>>26620822
LE2
>this Chinese bloke
>>26624831
You'd probably try to molest me being the prancing lala homo man you are
Is wearing a German parka autistic?
>>26620822
LE18
>>26624850
Leicester too? Which part?
>>26624813
>tfw learned at a young age how to fake it.
>tfw now enjoy sunday seshs with the lads.
>>26624901
NEVER AUTISTIC.. except in spring/summer then it's not autistic, just stupid.
There's a girl at work, blonde hair, very hot but with a cute lisp that is very endearing. I see that she almost looks at me with disgust and I would never have a chance, so I want to rape her tbqh lads. At this point jail looks like a viable option - been locked up before and it can be quite comfy, so why not?
>>26624976
>now enjoy sunday seshs with the lads.
why are you even here?
>>26624976
>seshs
>the lads
I'd rather be alone.
>>26625043
this place is like a drug, even if you make it you can never shake it
>>26625141
or film her taking a shit and thus alienate yourself from society forever
>>26625023
Go for it. Cut her voicebox out while your at it.
>>26620822
EX6, Devon life
>>26625141
Typical paki.
>wageslaving only 36 hours away
Anyone got a phobia of the takeaway delivery paki rubbing his dick on your cheese pizza or jizzing in your curry? I don't believe in tipping so I rarely give them, which must make this kind of think a certainty?
>>26625193
Is poleaboo being a Paki a meme?
>>26625043
>why are you even here
I still have shit social skills, I'm just comfortable with these lads because I've known them for about 10 years. And I like a good drink.
>>26625129
Not enjoying a pint with the lads talking about shite week at work, shite week at home, and other shite like why you get a toyagumon but not a toyGreymon
>>26625257
Well no, it's an ethnological fact.
>>26624875
well i already do.
>>26625023
That seems... ill advised. Sex offenders (at least the male ones) are seen as the lowest of the low. You risk being murdered.
>>26625229
I do now. Cheers mate.
>>26625305
I went to jail as a sex offender 10 years ago mate, I know the craic.
downloading two torrents at the same time, what a time to be alive
Everything is fucked man
>>26624165
Calm down lad, I just wasn't expecting anyone to be near me. Halesowen is a nice place.
I went to the shop in my boots and lifts, I was still a massive manlet
gene therapy when
>>26620890
WHAT THE FUCK? That's my old area lad.
Meet you at peartree library for a fight.
Looks like Abrakebabra is getting repossessed now lads. Will poley be out of a job?
>>26625425
How tall are you with/without your shoes and lifts?
>>26620794
Waifu erryday to be quite honest lads
>>26625508
5'6 I went up to 5'8 in them
it hurts to live
>>26620769
Where abouts bro
>L20
>>26625043
Even the lowest form of britlad goes to the pub with their group of lads, even if they are other various forms of pond life.
If you don't go to the pub as a British person, there's something the matter with you.
Pubs are the greatest thing on this earth, there's no better feeling than being in a warm pub with a pint while the wind howls outside. Even if you're all just staring into your pints not knowing what to say it's still great.
>>26625391
>Hard drive died
>Have to download so many shows again
still looking for a dirty hampshire guy to violate my mouth in unspeakable ways :3
>>26625536
>mfw benders who watch chink cartoons for little girls question the very cornerstone of what it is to be british in a thread titled /britfeel/
>>26625522
>mfw 6'2.5''
>over 6'3 in my shoes
It's nice towering over most. Weird seeing fucks who are bigger though.
>>26625536
>If you don't go to the pub as a British person, there's something the matter with you.
This lad gets it
>>26625536
Its called a bar you mong.
>>26625669
Because you are nothing, just an insignificant, dirty speck of dust in their happy lives. They won, Amir.
>>26625573
anytime you want lad, just let me know. i could feed you a kebab or something.
>>26625678
Lol you have to be fucking trolling. Jesus
>>26620732
heck yeah it's a comfy saturday afternoon here in NYC...waiting for that SC primary
>>26625725
How am I trolling lad?
>>26625678
It's called Spoons ye bellend.
>>26625522
You've probably heard this before but that's really not as bad as you imagine. Real life isn't like /r9k/ where you'll be ostracised and ridiculed for being shorter than average.
Yeah you'll get people disrespecting you, but even if you were 6 foot they'd just find something else to take the piss about. If you could snap your fingers and get taller, I'd bet you find something else to worry about in a day or two.
I had massively fucked up teeth until a couple of years ago, imagine the British stereotype x 100. All I could think about during my teenage years was how much better my life would be if I sorted my teeth out, how everything would magically slot into place and I'd be instantly more confident.
I got them fixed, and my life didnt change. All of my insecurities have moved onto other parts of my body, my jaw, my hair, my nose etc. It sucks but the only way to win is to stop caring, we can't all win the genetic lottery.
>>26625536
To follow up on this I once moved in with a couple who thought that pubs 'were not good places to be'. I was suspicious but blew it of in an example of the truly british 'live and let live' attitude. Turns out they were backstabbing scum with a major superiority complex.
Lesson learnt; never trust people who don't like pubs.
>>26625752
Jesus christ. Literally calling somebody a mong and saying pub is incorrect.
Are you american?!?!?
>>26625783
>Real life isn't like /r9k/ where you'll be ostracised and ridiculed for being shorter than average.
Fucking manlets, when will they learn:?
>>26625809
We don't associate with the riff raff that frequent pubs. You shouldn't get in with such a bad crowd anon, stay in and watch Emmerdale with us.
>>26624845
For an average American whore?
Maybe tampering with mail, like ripping the protective plastic on a yellow pages or something.
>>26625536
I go to the pub with my 2 lads every Friday. We sit outside, smoke and talk about games and autistic 'what would you do if...' scenarios until closing time. Then we walk back to my house and play games, listen to music, drink more and fall asleep.
Every Friday for the past 4 years, except when someone goes on holiday.
>>26625783
Fuck off you retard
>Real life isn't like /r9k/ where you'll be ostracised and ridiculed for being shorter than average.
Yes it i I have experienced this often people have directed commented or joked or made fun about it to me all the time, girls have actually said I'm too short to my face never mind when they are more diplomatic about it.
Being short means people assume you are a bet and lack 'confidence' and whole bunch of other shit and if you try to go against these stereotypes you have a napolean complex or arrogant.
Yes I'm sure your not perfect but people don't look down on you or treat you like a child, there is a categorical difference between having some flaws (you) and being flawed (me).
I have all the same jaw and face problems too but height is the worst and has the most impact
>>26625872
I'm mad jelly senpai
>>26625872
I'm jealous bruv.
I used to have two friends I'd go to the pub with and just sit inside and chat whilst getting drunk.
Now I have nobody I can really relate to :(
>>26625870
How about this one fampai?
>>26625859
Prove me wrong then. I dunno where you live but my anecdotal experiences don't match up with the whole 'if you aren't at least 7 foot tall then why live' attitude that gets thrown around here.
who /saturdaynighttakeaway/ here?
>>26625918
This woman actually makes me feel attracted to her physically. I actually find her so attractive I can feel a longing inside of my belly when I look at full size pic.
>been a while
>>26625957
Only so I remember that TMO is on afterwards
>>26625918
>Ginger whore
Not worth it
>>26625918
I'd probably do something extreme like knock over a bin for her.
>>26625819
>tfw half american
By the way, is any one here a wine connoisseur? how does chardonnay rate desu?
>>26625991
Careful lad, that leads to the really serious stuff like nicking bags of basmati
>>26625885
And you really think that if someone added a couple of inches to your height then all your problems would be solved?
People are horrible, they'll find something to pick on no matter how perfect you think you are.
I wish there was a realistic way to make you taller just for a day, so you can see that absolutely nothing would change.
>>26625951
I wasn't complaining about being 5'11 and not 6'0. I'm complaining about being shorter than 14 year old girls
is that southampton lad from yesterday? on i never messaged you desu and i forgot.
>>26626076
I'm right here :3 hi
>>26626009
Only really drink red wine. All I know is that I try to buy the ones with the yellow label that are reduced in Tesco.
Hopefully get a 10/12 quid bottle for 5/6.
>jokes on me they only ever sell when reduced.
>>26626095
I got a house wine with my hotel room.
Seems better than the 5gbp stuff I usually get desu.
>>>/tv/66203291
>>>/tv/66203291
>>>/tv/66203291
SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY
>>26621665
lr8 Downender
>>26626046
I never said all my problems you spaz you just keep making assumptions. There is plenty of evidence showing taller people are more attractive, that they earn more money, they kill themselves less and are happier. On top of that there are many times in my life that my height definitely was the cause of shit situation for me.
It is a fact my life is worse because of my height.
If you were made shorter for a while you would see how people view you, dismiss you and deride you.
What's Middlesbourough like lads need to go there in a few weeks?
>>26626207
YES DESU!
actually no i've never been there senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGxGgsGVbOs
i could eat a knob at night
got an interview at a fastfood place lads
hopefully can get, didn't get call back from last 2 places (dominos)
is jeans and a blank grey shirt fine for wearing to interview? they wouldn't really care would they?
>>26626325
>is jeans and a blank grey shirt fine for wearing to interview?
No it is not fine mate you need to wear a suit to interviews. Basics...
>>26625957
Do you tip lad? I want to order but I don't want spit/cock cheese on my pizza b'cuz I don't tip.
>>26626325
>jeans
>interview
Kill yourself.
>they wouldn't really care would they?
I know right, why wouldn't they hire someone who thinks so little of them they couldn't even be bothered to dress smartly when interviewing to work there.
Giiiiiijiiii.........
>>26626150
SAAATUURRDAY
and and dec seem like really friendly chaps, don't mind em in small doses
>>26626325
Go to primark or some similar budget shop and get some cheap suit trousers for interviews, it's better to be overdressed than under with interviews.
>>26626373
ey anime babe, want some fuck?
>>26626362
well i could but i don't want to be an autist wearing full suit to kfc interview when they probably hire 16 yr olds who go in wearing a lot worse then jeans
>>26626373
like what you see?
>>26626515
Then wear trousers, shirt and tie with no suit jacket. I don't give a fuck what the job is.
>>26626541
alri alri
>>26626373
GRASS TYPE ARE THE BEST, YOU WANT SOME FUG PARAS?
>tfw no genki high school student gf who is kind but addicted to cock and constantly cucks me
You guys aren't a bunch of elderly literal plebs who will vote to leave the EU, are you?
>>26626625
elderly pro-eu lad reporting in
>>26626608
>grass types are best
Enjoy being weak to pretty much everything
>>26626625
young anti-eu lad here
the eu can suck deez nuts
>>26626608
get btfo lad
>>26626648
They are cute, go home norman.
>>26626661
if we leave the EU we'll be stuck in the shit airport queues with the shitskins
>>26626719
Don't make me use Flamethrower on your sorry ass
>>26626741
If we stay we'll be stuck in the EU with the shitskins
>>26626625
I find it patronising that those who want to leave the EU are portrayed as being old by the media. It's us young people who have to worry about the country getting fucked up which is why so many of us want out.
>Electricity metre will run out in the next hour or so.
>Won't accept the debt token until the power cuts or if it's like 30p so I have to run up and down the stairs to check while cooking
EDF energy are twats.
>>26626788
Do you realise how devastating it would be for Britain to leave? You're buying in to people's lies when they just want less 'red tape' to be able to exploit normal lads like you and I.
You can have a cute, loving anime gf but she will cuck you at least once a week, if not several times a week.
Do you accept?
>>26626625
27, only ever worked in mainland EU countries and i'm voting out.
>>26626832
>Do you realise how devastating it would be for Britain to leave?
>You're buying in to people's lies
top kek, next you'll be accusing us of 'scaremongering'
>>26626841
i literally have no problem with that, please give me a Jun.
>>26626841
>tfw I will never be the anime gril
>>26626870
Nah, I also like the fact I can just go and visit another country if I feel like it without having to go through loads of visa bullshit or wankers at a border check holding you up because they can.
>>26626788
Look up how our growth in real GDP per capita (an indicator of average income) has accelerated since joining the EU and milking the single market. If we do that and get TTIP going with the US we'll be set, senpai. Economic banter and gain for all non-plebs.
>>26626625
I'm 23 I want us to stay in because I like how easy it makes traveling and working in Europe but I also want us to leave because Germany are a bunch of cunts trying to take over Europe again. They just can't fucking leave it alone can they? They already got BTFO twice need to get over it.
So if we vote to stay in the EU are we gonna hop on the federalisation train?
If we really pushed for it we could have a much bigger say/influence on EU policy, surely as much as France. But for some reason it seems like we don't get really involved.
>>26626620
I know that feel bro. So, so bad.
>>26626926
The EU is the reason there hasn't been a 3rd world war you mong.
>>26626949
What are you on about mate? What does that have to do with my post?
>>26626905
Have you never visited a country outside of the EU? Is your dumb little holidays the most important thing when comes to running our country?
>>26626914
>Look up how our growth in real GDP per capita (an indicator of average income) has accelerated since joining the EU
Then why does standard of living keep falling? why will TTIP allowing american corporations to buy or sue the britih government do anything positive?
>>26626949
Do you mean NATO you liar?
>>26626926
The French are worse than the Germans, the amount of money they have thrown at them is mental, the amount of holidays and bennies their citizens get is nuts too. Civil servants in France spend half their lives on holiday.
>>26620822
L3
Super original comment desu
>>26626965
>Is your dumb little holidays the most important thing when comes to running our country?
Well yea... that's the only way it would directly affect me.
>>26626987
Look up the European Coal and Steel Community, the original form of the EU that made European countries set aside their shit for mutual economic gain.
>>26626841
Sounds perfect desu.
Bring me a qt now.
>>26626961
You brought up Germany trying to take over Europe and getting BTFO twice, so you were talking about wars/aggressive action.
>>26626946
>tfw there's always someone on /r9k/ who can relate to your obscure feels
Probably the only reason I haven't quit 4chan.
>>26626987
Sorry I should of made it clearer, I mean the organisations that eventually developed into the modern EU as we know it.
>>26627020
It was nato, and even if it was what you say we don't need the USSR 2.0 which we have now we should just roll it all back to a little trading agreement
Anyone here ever visit imgur? I feel like over the past year or two the quality of posts on it has taken a nose dive and I swear it's to do with more women and old people becoming members. Half the posts these days are the sort of shit you'd see/read on a middle age mum's facebook wall.
>>26620822
BA4
This place is a shithole desu~
>>26626965
>Then why does standard of living keep falling?
Global trend in developed economies, that isn't unique to the UK. We're still barely above our pre-crisis GDP level and China's fuckery since summer is dragging the rest of the world down with it. We'd be in a worse boat if we left.
>why will TTIP allowing american corporations to buy or sue the britih government do anything positive?
That's a paranoid fear that critics have. more trade is almost always good trade, especially with the biggest economy in the world.
>>26627028
sauce?
praise be anonymity
>>26626931
After the vote is rigged so we stay, they're certainly going to punish us for wanting to leave.
>>26627121
>Global trend in developed economies, that isn't unique to the UK.
so everything good is because of the EU and everything bad i not because of the EU?
literal retard tier
there is no point talking to you deranged inners motivated to lie constantly to protect your moronic ideology.
Honestly if the referendum was a few years ago I would have voted to stay in without even thinking about it.
Is Cameron hoping to hold off the referendum so that I change my mind again?
>>26627195
Referendum is in june instead of next year, literally as early as he could possibly have held it
>>26627177
Mate I don't think the EU is perfect, far from it. I'm just saying if you look at the news then you realise that shit economic growth is happening fucking everywhere right now.
Check the OECD: http://www.slideshare.net/oecdeconomy/oecd-interim-economic-outlook-february-2016-presentation
>>26626905
As an ex-expat, you are so full of shit. Been to like 20 different countries outside of the UK and EU and I have only needed a visa to enter one and it took 5 minutes to apply for. British passports get so many free entries to countries because it is a British passport and the government NEGOTIATED an agreement with that country.
Sick and tired of the whole "it makes visas and holidays easy" argument. Spending 3 hours less (maybe) in planning a fucking holiday is not a justification
BREXIT
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You know you want to
>>26627238
Alright, probably voting to leave then unless the situation changes significantly.
>>26627247
Except i wasn't talking about poor growth now, but that is an issue EU is a sinking ship that we are tied to.
Living standards in the uk and wages have not been going up, a high gdp was also just a global phenomena and not because of the EU.
the EU has collapsed entire industries in the UK such as fishing. We pay them more than we get back.
If we left we could still have a fucking trade deal and get all the benefit without sucking on mama merkels cock.
You have no arguments to stay at all.
>I don't think the EU is perfect, far from it.
I love how all of the labour inners say this dumb shit too like they want reform. But there won't be reform cameron can only get minor little changes in the big negotiation if we vote in we are fucked and there will be no reforms ever.
You know there will be no serious reform but liking the EU is so toxic you have to pretend you do
>>26626905
>without having to go through loads of visa bullshit or wankers at a border check holding you up because they can
have you actually ever been abroad?
most places you can get a tourist visa when you land you utter weapon
5 minutes of inconvenience is worth it for being outside of the EU
Here are some preliminary results from an attempt to quantify the niceness of dubs ITT, would you agree or disagree with the results of the algorithm?
Currently in the process of applying for government funding to carry out much-needed dubs research.
Today isn't the best day for it because all the posts start with "266", though.
>>26622777 : 29% cromulent
>>26622333 : 29% cromulent
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>>26627276
You think countries in Europe are going to treat British passports the same because we're cocky cunts who don't think we need the EU?
It will be a major shift in the perception of Britain in the eyes of the world, and we don't have the same position on the world stage to be able to pull this kind of shit of that we once had.
>people believe that trade between the UK and the world will cease because we aren't in the EU
the power of propaganda
>>26627053
They did get BTFO twice trying to take over Europe in WW1 and WW2.
Now they are trying to take it over economically and politically.
HAVE FUN IN SAUDI EUROPA!
Just off to the Wethers
"Pint of doom please, chief"
>>26627357
oh my christ just how delusional are you? do you live in fairy land?
there is no way on earth that this will happen you fucking wally
>>26627347
That's interesting that is excellent work
>>26627347
>Implying
00 is the perfect dubs
>>26627347
>Tfw first
>>26627384
Why are you going outside?
>>26627347
>two of my comments in the top five
A good day.
>>26626741
yeah much better to stay in the eu while turkey joins so we can get 300 million muslims coming in freely
>>26627452
>He doesn't love paki cock
>>26626780
At least we won't have to queue at the airport though
>>26627357
Countries in the EU arent going to suddenly act like massive dicks because it would be THEM that are perceived to be the cunts in the eyes of the world. Major governments in the world are going to act in their best interests and their best interests arent acting like a child about something that isnt directly relevant to them.
People already think of Britain and then Europe, its not the same as the Scottish referendum or anything.
Drinking a pint of milk desu lads
>>26627426
Congrats anon, that deserves a rare pepe.
>>26627343
>You have no arguments to stay at all.
We gain, butif your mind is set on being sovereign over fuck all then more power to you. That's democracy. Everyone, even the uneducated and misinformed, has an equal vote.
>>26627452
In case anyone was interested; to get a visa into turkey (the only positive you guys can up with staying in) you have to pay a tenner and write on a bit of paper you don't have a mega plague or want to murder people. It takes no time at all.
>>26627476
Terrorist don't have to queue at borders either, nice for them too
No particular reason, just because
You know how it is
>>26627542
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>>26627524
No you gotta be trolling. There is no democracy in the EU you don't get a vote on anything they do
>>26627533
we don't want to go to turkey
and you don't seem to understand what turkey joining the eu means
so shut up, your inputs are worthless
>>26627588
If we have no say in the EU, why is Farage being paid 2 million quid to be an MEP?
wayfu posting is fun
Face it, the reason people want out of the EU is because of those pesky labour laws that make it difficult to exploit people for profit.
They dress it up in all kinds of bullshit to appeal to the people who leaving the EU is going to effect most, but behind it all it's that simple fact.
>>26627606
I understand what turkey joining means, total hit and negatives on all counts for us except you will save a tenner off your holiday when you go there. That is why you are voting int right? for marginally easier holidays.
>>26627636
Despite ukip being the largest uk delegation on europe they have no real power. Did they or you vote for rumpelstiltskin? no
Ant and dec on tv
>turn away if you're playing along at home.
>I say out loud who the fuck does that
>Ant or Dec say I don't think anybody does that at home anyway
I think I am actually psychic. Wow.
Who was the guy talking about psychics a few threads ago? I'm in
>parents are ordering takeaway from some new place
>>they don't have your usual pizza
>cant do custom order cos they don't speak English and will probably fuck it up.
>I accidently posted this in another thread on another board cos tabbed browsing. fml
>>26627679
>Despite ukip being the largest uk delegation on europe they have no real power.
Because they don't turn up and vote. They like to think they're protesting like sinn Fein, except they still come by once and a while so they can get their pay. UKIP want to have it both ways and just come off as petty bureaucrats more interested in lining their own pockets than representing the UK.
And that is why we'll vote to stay in the EU
>quite excited to play The Division beta all day
>takes like 6 hours because the PlayStation servers are shit
>start it up
>play for 2 hours
>it's fucking dreadful
I know within half an hour it was shit but I kept playing thinking "it will get better"
Spoiler alert.
It doesn't get any better. It continues to be an uninspired damp rag. Textbook Ubisoft creation.
Don't waste your time lads.
>>26627542
I thought I recognised her, then I realised that every woman looks the same these days
>>26627679
I'm not voting to stay in you cuck
the EU is secular and as such recognises no authority of our queen or the power government receives from ehr
>>26627642
>having a three-dimensional waifu
For shame anon
I hope you guys get paid well
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/9845442/EU-to-set-up-euro-election-troll-patrol-to-tackle-Eurosceptic-surge.html
>>26627737
Some women still dare to look unique, in this increasingly homogenised, fat-accepting world.
>>26627755
2D wayfus are truly pleb
>>26627818
>Having a waifu who's been creampied by genetically superior men
>>26627843
i doubt it she's not real
>>26627843
>>26627871
>implying she isn't getting dicked by tyrese
Who /Bacon clubhouse/ here?
>>26627934
Never she is pure wayfu
My two internet friends and my two real friends want to play video games and I don't know what to do. My actual personality and my internet personality have diverged so much I'm afraid of them colliding.
>>26627347
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>>26627407
>>26627426
>>26627448
Actually m8s I think perhaps the quantification might be a bit harsh, judging from these results I just obtained.
Seems like it might be difficult to concieve of a function that covers the full extent of dubs space and yet still gives sufficient weighting to truly amazing posts without compressing the scores for the more everyday dubs posts.
Lads whats this thing mean?
Next to the silent icon
>>26628156
I always forget the image.
>>26628241
It means your wifi is on
>>26628253
Funny.
On the left.
>>26628241
it means the phone knows you're looking at it and lights up the screen (it detects your eyes)
bit creepy, I'd turn it off
>>26628241
Your phone is watching for your face to see if you're looking, it won't turn the screen off if it detects your eyes. You can turn it off in the settings.
>>26628241
It means they're watching you.
>>26628241
It means you're secure beneath the watchful eyes
>>26628241
Illuminati is watching you.
>>26628241
Big Brother is watching you.
It's a normal thing in Britland, pay no attention to it.
Just back from watching her for 3 hours straight through her windows
>Tfw you're turning into poleaboo
Someone please help me.
>>26628309
>>26628319
I would put tape over the camera
>>26628364
Does she not own curtains?
>>26628364
Where are the pictures, video etc.?
>>26628382
>>26628393
Shut the fuck up and let me think you cretins.
>>26628319
I cant find how to turn it off.
>>26628512
Say aloud 'I love big brother, he keeps me safe and in check. Praise the 1%!
>>26628532
no no no you can't even acknowledge the existence of the 1%. to do so would be an admittance that there is social inequality.
>>26628532
Don't fall for this, this is just a silly /b/ trick to make your phone do it forever. You have to say 'there is no such thing as the 1% and if there were anyone could be a part of it who works hard enough, but there is not'
I know it's a mouthful, but you have to.
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What did she mean by this?
Original question imho
Who /Oxfordshire/ ?
Banbury reporting in
Who else is genuinely fuck about get a job??
>Took the hardest A levels despite being thick because my parents said I had to do better than them
>Failed, as I expected
>Developed medical problem
>Collage lets me use that as an excuse to resit the year
>Choose easy and mid-tier difficulty A-levels
>Still fail
I have a C in AS Geography and general studies.
No previous work experience or employment.
No money, living with my parents.
Going to probably end up working at ASDA or something for the rest of my life.
>get mad as fuck
>heart starts to beat very irregularly
how am i supposed to survive the 300mg DXM tonight lads
>>26628780
>general studies
mate, why even?
>>26628808
It was compulsory for everyone at my collage to do the exam.
>>26628808
Mine forced us all to it the exams too we didn't do any lessons on it it just increased their stats for the league table
>>26628751
Wallingford
It's a bit like the colour beige, if it was a town
Anyone from Leeds here? I'm going to a gig there in June and I'll probably need somewhere to crash because the last train back to Manchester is super early.
>>26628823
>collage
hoo boy
your problems are only just beginning
>resists have a 20 pound charge
w-what happens if I can't afford it?
>>26628844
>>26628823
that sounds retarded
maybe you could do an apprentiship. The pays shit to non-existent at first but trades always have work, plus you don't have to have many qualifications
>>26628890
the system fucked you over for being poor lad,
better not vote tory next time ;)
>>26628871
Can stay at mine for 20 quid. And no I won't keep it down, 'mate'
robins looooooooooooooool
What is the point in living past age 18 or so?
All the best times in life are when you are like 13-16 when everything is new and exciting and everything is possible, after that you have to leave school and have responsibilities and conform with the ways of the real world which are not very fun or exciting at all.
Why do it?
>>26629217
>What is the point in living past age 18 or so?
Adult sex > youth sex
>>26629217
then fucking kill yourself. a fucking manchild like you will fear death more than every normalshit ever.
>can make suishi
>turns off
>>26627696
get pizza, not even a thick crust.
fucking stingy cunts
>>26629235
I'm not even sure that's true. Getting anything when you were school age was a massive achievement and could make your month. While the quality is better now it is fairly meaningless. No longer exciting. Old hat.
>>26629239
>a fucking manchild like you will fear death more than every normalshit ever.
What does this even mean?
i missed the film night two weeks in a row...what did you watch?
figured out how to get 220 quid from a dormant uni account to a new one with my student ID. spent it getting a tablet & laptop bag for me to play VNs on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOjG5usM_y4
should have said to that southampton lad to meet in nandos ffs.
>>26629312
I will do a film night tonight is anyone is up for it?
>>26628780
When I did General Studies it was the most unpredictable and useless A level around. I dropped it at A2 and did four proper subjects instead.
People would get Us for detailed essays but one girl did a doodle for one of her exams and ended up getting a D.
That was 2010 though so maybe things changed.
>>26629312
The decision was apparently made to postpone it until this evening, but I have the ominous feeling that it isn't actually going to go ahead, not heard anything recently about it.
tonights thread is available here my good lads
>>26629404
>>26629404
>>26629404
>>26629312
last night was a bust we watched some stuart les and then some icelandic drama about a petrol station
>>26629298
you are acting all tough and saying that you WANT to die, while in reality you are clinging to life more than normies because you are a manchild who hasn't even lived yet.
The bursting prison floats the spokesman. Will the look laugh? Underneath a norm boggles the wrapped fringe. A mechanic confesses a discouraging pipeline.
>>26629312
Is going ahead tonight anon.
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