Post your footwear, robots.
This is what I wear when I venture from mine nest.
I wear these because I read online women are supposed to attracted to red. Dozens of compliments later and still no gf
>>26631371
IDGAF, it's comfy and I'm not trying to impress anyone.
Fuck the fashion police, they are cheap.
just copped
>>26631470
I have the same pair. I love them. Comfy as fuck.>>26631492
>>26631465
>IDGAF
Clearly.
>>26631371
Are these the official robot shoes? They seem popular round these parts
Barefoot masterrace
Never leave my bedroom door
Do not need shoes
>haiku
>>26631371
I literally have those same shoes OP
>>26631603
Do you love them? What do you wear them with?
Was considering getting.....................
>>26631564
Merrell's are pretty popular in the special operations community.
>>26631633
They are pretty comfy, I just wear whatever with them
>>26631371
these because its always summer on this tropical hell, fuck
If I go to something formal I'll wear my vans knockoffs
>>26631470
>>26631492
>unironically wearing Chuck's
Your feet hate you and I hate you. Basic bitches didn't even coo the Chuck 2s
>>26631882
whatever you say friend
>>26631926
>supreme case
>acoustic guitar
>gold cassio
>cdg meme Chuck's
>thinking this is a cool fit
Fucking kill yourself
>>26631371
I put my feet in these
>>26631955
this isnt my fit i was just using it to show that they can be worn well
anyways the heart gets me a lot of compliments and the fit certainly isnt bad, especially in the context of /r9k/
but yeah ill admit the rest of the pic is pretty meme
>>26631926
>mfw irl NPCs actually have houses, bedrooms and real thoughts
>>26632012
Wearing ironic hats about death will get you compliments. Paying to have a fucking heart etched into your cheap canvas shoes is retarded.
>>26631431
Looks like something a nigger would wear.
>>26631882
>>26631926
chucks are cool, they're THE sex if you can dance in them
>pic related, chuckaboogaloo 2
haters gonna hate
Wear these most days, they go well with jeans and whichever shirt I decide to wear on the day
>>26632067
>Paying to have a fucking heart etched into your cheap canvas shoes is retarded.
does it really trigger you that much that people will pay extra for a name, or perhaps they actually like the brand itself?
Best shoe I've ever owned.
>tfw slip-on masterrace
>>26632172
my nigga, i got these in burgundy
Pair of these a few days ago.
>>26632100
>>26632147
timberland master race
>>26632109
Nope, but you're retarded for paying for tacky bullshit on a shitty shoe tbqh. Do you wear affliction shirts, by chance?
Check out these autistic bad boys
nail proofed kevlar sole and yes those are in fact reflex patches
fear meee.
Inb4 Tyrone. I got them for a discount so whatever.
>>26632339
i dont, and it's pretty subtle and clean man i dunno what youre talking about
I really hope all of these shoes are bait. It is, right?
>>26632558
Post your shitty ass shoes then.
>>26632613
as if i need to contribute to this shit thread kek
>>26632640
You're not doing it anyways
![20160220_182626[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qcGF4su.jpg "20160220_182626[1].jpg")
got a new pair of size 13s, they go well with my Thorlo socks
>>26632677
You son of a bitch. Should have expected the sock and sandals combo from /r9k/ of all places.
>>26632677
>socks
>sandles
are you German by any chance?
master race right here
rate my moc bppts
>>26631371
I fucking love these boots. I don't wear them to work, formal events or anything retarded like that, but when I'm on my own time I have these on 99% of the time.
inb4 edgelord, autist, etc.
>>26632764
they look good anon, post a pic of your feet in them
These go with just about anything
Wellco US Air Force boots. Cheap, Durable, they look ok, and they grip really well.
![20160220_183638[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S0ujWlK.jpg "20160220_183638[2].jpg")
>>26632727
am burger
>>26632703
Here's my old one, they got a little too close to a fire and started melting.
>>26631371
Great, classic shoe op.
I have a pair but piss is in
>>26631371
pic related is what I wear most of the time, I don't even go running or anything.
>>26632850
What terrain do u use the, in
pls r8 m8 no h8
>super mega original comentario desu desu
>>26632781
Sorry about the sweatpants, I just got out of the shower
Shoes for crews ranger boots, pretty good composite toe boot. On my second pair, first pair lasted about 6 years
>>26631926
Nice Supreme basketball, manlet.
>inb4 swag
>inb4 nigger
fuck all of you
>>26632991
City concrete and asphalt
>>26632841
>wearing teenage girl shoes
you disappoint me
>>26633039
They look like rainboots with laces on them t b h
Maybe you should wear sandals like I do here >>26632677
>All I do is go for walks with my dog
>Shoes keep literally falling apart
They aren't even bad quality, they seem to be hardy enough for a while. Fucking shoes, why can't we have feet that aren't soft and pathetic?
make way, faggots. these shoes get mad compliments
>>26633144
IDGAF, I like them and have gotten a lot of compliments on them. Probably a whole lot more than sandals+socks do.
>>26632009
>mom shoes
Are chucks normie?
>>26634191
Yes
normieblox
>>26634134
>mom shoes
https://youtu.be/A4Nh8kbKCdA
never seen a mom where 1.0s tbqh senpai. they need cushioning for their weight.
>>26634267
So they're considered cool then?
>>26631371
A cornerstone of the unholy trinity of autism shoes
Shoes: I'm supposed to be working edition
>>26634337
No. Normie is not cool, normie is what's standard. Teenagers wear chucks. They are not cool. Nice, good fitting, clean-cut shoes that look good with what you wear are cool.
>>26634368
>those shoes
>pink socks
>autism jeans
Wow
>>26634337
>thinking entry level as fuck shoes are cool
>>26634444
>implying I'm a male faggot
>>26634472
Except I didn't imply that at all, you stupid cunt
>>26634472
you look like a 50 year old deadbeat catlady stuck in a fast food job
All my shoes are /fit/ tier.
>>26631431
how the fuck does that work?
>be me
>wore some red everyday
>nothing.
>>26631371
Delete this, stop posting my Rockports from middle school.
Mandatory picture for this thread
>>26634536
I'm 19.... Working for college money
I'm going to kms
>>26633032
Are you a young, hip South American soccer fan?
>>26631431
Are you laying on the ground? Do you not own a couch/ bed to lie on? Smh senpai
feels good, m8s.
>>26635255
>he has furniture at all
normie
>>26634368
Something an autistic fat ugly blob would wear /10
Haix Ranger BGS. They just work.
>>26635319
I bet those boots get lots of compliments at vampire conventions.
They're comfy and it is winter.
>>26635397
They're for military and police use.
>>26635484
Like that makes it better unless you are in either, autismo.
>>26635484
Which is why I'm sure the vampire convention goers love them so much, they're known for their support of our brave troops and cops. Just kidding, your shoes are gay and you have autism
>>26632949
literal definition of autism shoes
>>26635517
>>26635538
It's interesting to note that, a very long time ago, I posted these same boots on Something Awful (I've been wearing them for a long time), and people completely lost their shit and the thread would have burned to the ground if a moderator hadn't told them to stop.
Apparently functional footwear is incredibly offensive to many people.
>>26631371
>>26632343
>>26632949
Sorry lads but these are official autism brand shoes
Poorfag reports in
these are probably meme shoes.......
icouldveswornthiswasfa
>>26635575
I'm sure those boots are very useful for traversing the the vampire conventions, you need good arch support for that.
>>26635658
Again, they're made for military and police use.
Why does functional footwear offend you?
>>26635682
When did I ever say I was offended? I don't go to vampire conventions myself, because I'm not an autistic dicksucker, but I don't hold it against you man!
>>26635720
You are offended. Why are you offended? Why are you not able to answer this simple question? Are you saying you don't know why you're offended?
>>26634816
>areyouawizard.mp3
>>26635319
>autism boots as fuck.
I know you're defending these already and trying desperately to reframe the universe to make your stupid boots acceptable, but it's never going to happen.
I spotted a complete fucking sperg wearing similar boots only yesterday - cargo pants, autism boots, oversized hoodie, fat guy face with goatie... you can't defend what you are anon.
>>26635575
>Apparently functional footwear is incredibly offensive to many people.
It's hilarious how autism boot defenders always need to reinterpret the mockery so it minimises the shame they should be feeliung.
>>26635850
Again, they are made for military and police use. I've stated this several times now.
Explain to me, without using buzzwords or memes, why you find functional footwear offensive.
>>26635575
>They're for military and police use.
>But here i am, a fat ugly autist wearing it for the city with my cargo pants.
>>26635743
>if I accuse them of being mad or offended it makes it true!
>if they deny it and laugh at me it means I was right
>>26635873
Explain to me, without using buzzwords or memes, why you find functional footwear offensive.
I wear big steel toe shoes in every season because they're durable and I'm used to the weight.
>>26635880
>Again, they are made for military and police use. I've stated this several times now.
Litrelly so what unless you are in the police force or the military, bucko. There are plenty of other boots that aren't special stealthy combat boots.
You look like a try hard.
>>26635319
>They just work.
are you in the army or a cop?
>>26635934
mom won't let me join either. I wear them when i work at my job (stacking shelves). Women liked my boots so fuck off.
U mad white boys?
>>26635902
Military and police operations are conducted in urban environments too, and according to the manufacturer the sole has a street/terrain tread.
>cargo pants
Meme. There's nothing wrong with wearing them.
>>26635905
Why are you offended? Why are you not able to answer this simple question? Are you saying you don't know why you're offended?
>>26635930
>Litrelly so what unless you are in the police force or the military, bucko.
Why do I need to be in the police or military? What does that have to do with anything?
>>26635934
Why do I need to be?
>>26635880
>>26635880
>they are made for military and police use.
And yet you and your kind are neither. You're the autists who literally think people care or are going to change their minds when you point out their purpose. I get it, you're insecure and need to feel protected from imaginary enemies as you walk to the store to stock up on gaming fuel, but that doesn't mean we're all obliged to offer you any respect.
Explain to me, without using buzzwords or memes, why you need to carefully frame our criticism in a way that has never been implied at all and then insist we defend your interpretation?
>>26635961
Forgot pic
Bloxboxoxbx
>>26635964
>Why do I need to be?
Well since you're here I don't imagine you have all that much self awareness, but here's the thing, those shoes are made specifically for performing a specific task. Like nonslip shoes you'll see people who work in kitchens wearing, hiking boots or cleats.
The reason these look odd for casual use is because they have a very specific function. So yes, you need to be in the army or a cop to wear those and not look weird.
>>26635964
>Military and police operations are conducted in urban environments too, and according to the manufacturer the sole has a street/terrain tread.
>I have severe autism - the post
>>26635964
>>cargo pants
>Meme. There's nothing wrong with wearing them.
>I definitely have severe, unmanaged autism - the post
Autism boots wearers confirmed for worse than people who wear >>26634776
>>26635968
>And yet you and your kind are neither.
Why do I need to be?
>You're the autists
Buzzword/meme.
>I get it, you're insecure and need to feel protected from imaginary enemies as you walk to the store to stock up on gaming fuel
How exactly are combat boots going to protect me from attackers? When did I say or imply I wear them for such purposes? And what gaming fuel are you talking about?
>Explain to me, without using buzzwords or memes, why you need to carefully frame our criticism in a way that has never been implied at all and then insist we defend your interpretation?
Explain to me, without using buzzwords or memes, why you find functional footwear offensive.
>>26636015
>So yes, you need to be in the army or a cop to wear those and not look weird.
No, and there's no reason why that would be the case.
>>26636017
>I have severe autism - the post
"I don't know what I'm talking about and think all combat happens in deserts and forests - the post."
>I definitely have severe, unmanaged autism - the post
Again: meme. There's nothing wrong with wearing them.
>>26636042
>No, and there's no reason why that would be the case.
Alright, everyone elses perception is wrong and yours is the only one that is correct, continue to wear your military boots casually and wonder why no woman will go near you.
You guys, I'm just glad that I came to a shoe thread expecting autism and found such a shining example. God bless this place for sometimes delivering.
>>26631926
BITCH YOU DON'T EVEN SKATE
This thread is now exactly the same as that Something Awful thread all those years ago. For whatever reason, there are many people who are absolutely outraged by functional footwear. I've been on the Internet for about two decades and this is honestly some of the weirdest shit I've ever run into. I can't even begin to formulate a theory to explain this. I know it's not jealousy, because in the SA thread people were nonchalantly discussing boots that cost more than mine.
>>26636077
You're trying to make this about me and women because you're completely cornered and need to change the subject fast.
>>26636018
>Why do I need to be?
Then why bring it up numerous times?
>>26636018
>Buzzword/meme.
>words I don't like are buzzwords or memes!
Get fucked, autist.
We all know why you wear autism boots, faggot. Your constant dithering on about how they're military boots completely reveals your retarded reasons for wearing them - you think you're on par with them by association and you think you present some sort of image.
Functional footwear aren't offensive when used properly - autists who wear them are.
>>26634786m-madeline?
>>26631371
Kys fuckin normo.
>>26636126
>Then why bring it up numerous times?
Because people were claiming they are some kind of fashion boots.
>Get fucked, autist.
>We all know why you wear autism boots, faggot.
>Functional footwear aren't offensive when used properly - autists who wear them are.
Buzzword/meme. Try again.
>Your constant dithering on about how they're military boots completely reveals your retarded reasons for wearing them - you think you're on par with them by association and you think you present some sort of image.
Complete nonsense.
>>26636042
>"I don't know what I'm talking about and think all combat happens in deserts and forests - the post."
>I'm desperate and just making things up now and changing the subject to things no-one mentioned - the post.
What a weak little cunt.
>>26636042
>Again: meme. There's nothing wrong with wearing them.
>I'm calling things I can't defend meme and dismissing them because I'm a snivelling little coward - the post
There's everything wrong with wearing them. You look like shit. You look like a tryhard. You look like an omega male playing dress ups.
>>26636119
Why do you think autism shoes are labeled as such? They're a social deterrent, your military boots are as bad for everyday use as hospital shoes.
Your argument is solely "people with a job that I have never performed wear this, therefore I can to" is easily countered by the fact you're not in the military or a police officer. You don't need the functions that such boots provide in an urban environment because you're not performing police related task on a daily basis.
>>26636183
>I'm desperate and just making things up now and changing the subject to things no-one mentioned - the post.
Making things up? So you seriously think combat doesn't happen on urban terrain?
>What a weak little cunt.
What the hell are you talking about?
>I'm calling things I can't defend meme and dismissing them because I'm a snivelling little coward - the post
It's a meme that cargo pants are autistic, so I correctly pointed out that it's a meme. And how am I a "coward"? Are you just making things up at random?
>There's everything wrong with wearing them.
No.
>>26636215
>Why do you think autism shoes are labeled as such?
Meme/buzzword. Try again.
>your military boots are as bad for everyday use as hospital shoes
I didn't realize that comfortable, all-terrain, all-weather, water-resistant footwear is bad for everyday use.
>Your argument is solely "people with a job that I have never performed wear this, therefore I can to"
I never made that argument.
>You don't need the functions that such boots provide in an urban environment because you're not performing police related task on a daily basis.
What exactly do you think these boots do? Do you think they have some special powers that are only unlocked by police and military users?
>>26636119
Nobody is outraged. You keep - to use your own ridiculous and pathetic attempts at rebuttal - posting this meme.
Why are you so autistic that you think it's OK to make things up and then act like everyone is guilty of your invention?
If you are not in the military or police and you wear those boots, you are a autistic fuckign loser. Notice how nothing there implies we are enraged at the shoes? We are saying that you are a developmentally flawed piece of shit.
>>26636167
>brings up the actual function of his autism boots numerous times, heavily implying this is important to him and justifies his choice to wear them
>immediately tries to backpedal furiously when how utterly ridiculous this is gets pointed out to him.
>still thinks dismissing everything he doesn't like as buzzwords or memes means everyone just needs to accept his desperate need for denial
>>26636295
>Nobody is outraged.
Why are you lying?
>You keep - to use your own ridiculous and pathetic attempts at rebuttal - posting this meme.
You don't know what a meme is.
>Why are you so autistic
>If you are not in the military or police and you wear those boots, you are a autistic fuckign loser.
Meme/buzzword. Try again.
>brings up the actual function of his autism boots numerous times, heavily implying this is important to him and justifies his choice to wear them
Again, people were claiming they are some kind of fashion items.
>immediately tries to backpedal furiously when how utterly ridiculous this is gets pointed out to him.
Where did I backpedal? How?
>still thinks dismissing everything he doesn't like as buzzwords or memes means everyone just needs to accept his desperate need for denial
"Autism" is a buzzword/meme.
>>26636283
>Making things up? So you seriously think combat doesn't happen on urban terrain?
The point, you autistic retard, is that nobody is talking about terrain at all - apart from you. Nobody gives a shit about your irrelevant nonsense.
>>26636283
>It's a meme that cargo pants are autistic, so I correctly pointed out that it's a meme
It's not a meme. People pointing out that things aren't cool isn't what a meme is, you stupid fucking moron.
Cargo pants are autistic.
Stop using meme to mean things you don't like or want to address, you cowardly little cunt.
>>26636283
>all-terrain
What terrain are you trekking through on a day to day basis? The sidewalk? There are literally hundreds of normal options for casual wear shoes that will serve that function and not make you look autistic
>all weather
Again are you navigating marshes in your everyday life? Most shoes can resist the rain
>water resistant
Redundant
>is bad for everyday use
It's bad because you look stupid wearing it, just like I'd look stupid as fuck wearing hospital shoes to avoid slipping in the rain.
You don't need the functions of the boot and they look bad.
>>26636340
>Why are you lying?
Why are you incapable of comprehending that you can't simply invent the reasons why people are laughing at you and then get mad when they won't comply, coward?
>>26636340
>You don't know what a meme is.
No, the only person here like that is you.
>>26636340
>Again, people were claiming they are some kind of fashion items.
No they weren't. They were mocking you for being a school shooter vampire autist, you just lack the social development to comprehend entry level mockery.
>>26636340
>Where did I backpedal? How?
>they're military / police boots x 5
>but you're neither and this is even more stupid
>huuuurrr implying I ever implied it mattered
>everything you say I don't like is maymay!
This is literally how fucking dumb you are.
>>26636382
The walk from the mall carpark to the gaming store is fraught with all manner of danger for the unprepared, anon.
>>26636375
>The point, you autistic retard, is that nobody is talking about terrain at all - apart from you.
Oh really? >>26635902
>It's not a meme.
It is a meme.
>Cargo pants are autistic.
Meme/buzzword. Try again.
>Stop using meme to mean things you don't like or want to address, you cowardly little cunt.
Stop posting memes. And again, how am I a coward?
>>26636382
>What terrain are you trekking through on a day to day basis?
Depends on the season, and in any case what could possibly be impractical about footwear that works on all terrain?
>and not make you look autistic
Meme/buzzword. Try again.
>Again are you navigating marshes in your everyday life?
Rain, snow, freezing temperatures. They are not too uncomfortable in the summer either. And again, how does being all-weather make footwear impractical?
>It's bad because you look stupid wearing it
This is your personal opinion stemming from your bizarre phobia of functional footwear.
>>26636472
>Why are you incapable of blah blah
Again, why are you lying?
>No, the only person here like that is you.
I know what a meme is. You don't.
>No they weren't.
Yes they were, as you yourself admit in the very next sentence:
>They were mocking you for being a school shooter vampire autist
>they're military / police boots x 5
Because someone claimed they're fashionwear.
>huuuurrr implying I ever implied it mattered
But I never did imply it matters.
>everything you say I don't like is maymay!
When you post a meme, it means you're posting a meme. Solution: try not to post a meme.
>>26636514
I don't have a car and I rarely visit the gaming store (which is not located in or near a mall). Even if I did, what would it matter? Is it of some particular importance that I sometimes visit a gaming store?
>>26636545
How many girls have complimented you on your footwear?
Steven is that you?
>>26636576
What does it matter? How is this relevant? The answer is that it doesn't and it isn't. Also have you recently looked at where you are? This is /r9k/. It's completely absurd to come here and try to chastise people for (allegedly) not being successful with women.
>>26636619
How many boys have complimented you on your footwear?
>>26632749
breetty decent
>>26636545
>Oh really?
You're desperate as fuck if that's what you consider a reference to terrain in a military sense.
>>meme, meme, meme
There you go again, coward, trying to use a word you don't understand to compensate for your refusal to address anything.
You are a weak, pathetic coward.
>Again, why are you lying?
You're lying and memeing if you disagree with me!
>Yes they were, as you yourself admit in the very next sentence:
>>They were mocking you for being a school shooter vampire autist
This has nothing at all to do with fashion whatsoever. You are literally autistic if you think this is what was implied.
>Because someone claimed they're fashionwear.
They really, really did not.
>But I never did imply it matters.
>I brought it up numerous times guys but it totally doesn't mean I think it matters!
Autism.
>>26636654
See >>26636619
You know, the very same post that you just responded to.
>>26636676
I'm just trying to figure out who told you that those shoes looked good
>>26636569
You know a huge indication of how autistic you are is the way you seriously and sincerely respond with literal facts to things that are mocking you.
yuppie boots
>>26636619
>This is /r9k/.
It's sad you think this means anything.
It's even sadder that you refuse to answer any hard questions and keep constantly coming up with excuses.
>>26636675
>You're desperate as fuck if that's what you consider a reference to terrain in a military sense.
Don't try to blame me for someone else bringing up a topic.
>There you go again, coward, trying to use a word you don't understand to compensate for your refusal to address anything.
You are the one who doesn't understand, and if you don't like being called out for your shitty memes try not posting any shitty memes. And again how am I a coward? I've asked you several times and you have been unable to answer.
>You're lying and memeing if you disagree with me!
For the third time, why are you lying? Why can't you answer the question?
>This has nothing at all to do with fashion whatsoever
Yes it does. Stop lying.
>You are literally autistic if you think this is what was implied.
Meme/buzzword. Try again.
>They really, really did not.
They did. Stop lying.
>I brought it up numerous times guys but it totally doesn't mean I think it matters!
I brought it up because someone was claiming the boots are fashionwear, which they are not. I have explained this several times now.
>>26636695
You have a phobia towards functional footwear that's making you upset.
>>26636703
Meme/buzzword. Try again.
>>26636733
It does mean something and you would know exactly what it means if you weren't new here.
>It's even sadder that you refuse to answer any hard questions and keep constantly coming up with excuses.
What questions have I refused to answer? What excuses have I come up with?
>>26632850
>they look ok
>>26636759
I mean at least at the end of the day I don't have to walk around looking like a damn fool with some military boots on in the summer
>>26636793
You have a phobia towards functional footwear that's making you upset.
>>26632841
I wear those but in white
>all these normies getting buttblasted over boots
fucking hilarious
I again reiterate how absurd this thread is. People are getting assblasted to the stratosphere because I wear combat boots. That's it. That's all this is about, and that's all that's making people shit themselves with rage. They can provide no explanation for this, they just keep spamming memes about autism.
In the SA thread people seemed to have no issues with boots that are very expensive yet not particularly functional. So there's something specifically about functional boots that makes people hysterical.
>>26636759
>Don't try to blame me for someone else bringing up a topic
They didn't bring up the topic. You are developmentally disabled if you think they did.
>>26636759
>You are the one who doesn't understand, and if you don't like being called out for your shitty memes try not posting any shitty memes. And again how am I a coward? I've asked you several times and you have been unable to answer.
You're a coward for hiding behind "buzzwords" and "memes" every time you refuse to answer questions. You are a weak, cowardly, little cunt.
>>26636759
>For the third time, why are you lying? Why can't you answer the question?
I'm not lying. Nobody is furious at practical footwear. What is wrong with you that this has been pointed out multiple times and you can't accept it?
Do you think it's healthy to keep lying to yourself when people contradict the things you make up?
>>26636759
>Yes it does. Stop lying.
It had nothing to do with fashion. You have had this explained. Stop accusing people of lying when you don't like the truth. This is yet another example of your cowardice.
>>26636759
>I brought it up because someone was claiming the boots are fashionwear, which they are not. I have explained this several times now.
No-one said they were fashionware. This has been explained to you several times now.
Your boots are autistic. You are very clearly autistic and no amount of crying, accusations of memery or lying or other deflective nonsense takes away from this at all.
>>26636830
>continuing to autistically reframe any mockery of his autism as phobias or irrational anger
>>26636909
>2016
>trying to justify why you wear high capacity assault boots
>>26636948
Ask a female friend, if you have one, and not one that's like in your gaming/brony club what she thinks of those shoes
>>26636948
>People are getting assblasted to the stratosphere because I wear combat boots.
>I'll just keep saying this because it's easier for me to process than accepting that they're laughing at me for looking like a school shooter with a vampire freaks account.
>They can provide no explanation for this, they just keep spamming memes about autism.
>If I ignore all the things I don't like in their responses, I can just pretend they haven't explained anything!
>>26636948
>So there's something specifically about functional boots that makes people hysterical.
If I keep up ignoring what is being said to me and stick to my carefully managed story, I can post things like this!
>>26637068
>dressing for women and not yourself
how fucking beta
>>26636952
>They didn't bring up the topic.
They did. Why are you lying?
>You're a coward for hiding behind "buzzwords" and "memes" every time you refuse to answer questions.
No actually you are the ones who keep hiding behind buzzwords and memes.
>You are a weak, cowardly, little cunt.
It's hilarious how mad you are because someone wears functional footwear.
>Nobody is furious at practical footwear.
Said the person who just posted: "You are a weak, cowardly, little cunt."
>It had nothing to do with fashion.
Yes it did.
>No-one said they were fashionware.
Yes they did.
>Your boots are autistic.
Meme/buzzword, and as I've said many times now they are made for military and police use.
>>26636966
I am not reframing anything, I am accurately describing things as they are.
>>26637068
I have no affiliation with any gaming or brony clubs and I've never seen an episode of MLP in my life. Are you just projecting here?
>>26637077
>I'll just keep saying this because it's easier for me to process than accepting that they're laughing at me for looking like a school shooter with a vampire freaks account.
Again, those boots are made for military and police use.
>If I ignore all the things I don't like in their responses, I can just pretend they haven't explained anything!
If you post a meme I will tell you that you just posted a meme. I also said from the start that you must explain yourself without resorting to memes and buzzwords, which you constantly fail to do.
>If I keep up ignoring what is being said to me and stick to my carefully managed story, I can post things like this!
I have not ignored anything nor have I constructed any "story."
>>26635618
Poorfag reporting, have shoes like pic related.
Not buying another NB pair, the back of the heel wears through way too fucking quickly, shitty quality. Cutting into my heels.
>>26637136
>dressing in women repellent
>>26637177
>being a slave to pussy
i see your future filled with alimony payments
>>26637158
>>Your boots are autistic.
>Meme/buzzword, and as I've said many times now they are made for military and police use.
Why are you using a computer then, it was made for nuclear weapons tests and artillery ballistics calculations.
>>26637208
>actively going out of your way to make yourself less attractive to women so you don't have to pay alimony
Makes sense now
>>26637225
Why wouldn't I use a computer?
>>26637158
>They did. Why are you lying?
They very clearly did not. You chose to interpret the word city to be reference to terrain in a military sense.
>>26637158
>It's hilarious how mad you are because someone wears functional footwear.
It's hilarious how much you are willing to continue to lie to yourself about how mad other people are, let alone go on about the functional element, which has been dismissed numerous times.
>>26637158
>Said the person who just posted: "You are a weak, cowardly, little cunt."
You are a weak, cowardly, autistic little cunt - and this has nothing whatsoever to do with being mad at shoes.
You are intellectually disabled if you cannot process this.
>>26637158
>>No-one said they were fashionware.
>Yes they did.
No they didn't Post one example of someone calling those boots fashionwear. You can't.
>>26637158
>Meme/buzzword, and as I've said many times now they are made for military and police use.
And you are neither, which is why they are autistic in the context of you wearing them. How many times do you need this explained to you?
>>26637158
>I also said from the start that you must explain yourself without resorting to memes and buzzwords, which you constantly fail to do.
All you are saying here is - I refuse to respond to anything I don't like and will hide behind accusing you of using memes and buzzwords.
You don't set the rules. We aren't obliged to post in the way you want. Fuck you, you autistic cunt.
>>26637401
>They very clearly did not.
They did.
>It's hilarious how much you are willing to continue to lie to yourself about how mad other people are
You are mad.
>You are a weak, cowardly, autistic little cunt - and this has nothing whatsoever to do with being mad at shoes.
It has everything to do with being mad at shoes. This whole thing is about people being mad at shoes.
>No they didn't
Yes they did.
>Post one example of someone calling those boots fashionwear.
Ctrl+F vampire
>And you are neither
Irrelevant.
>which is why they are autistic in the context of you wearing them.
Meme/buzzword. Try again.
>All you are saying here is - I refuse to respond to anything I don't like and will hide behind accusing you of using memes and buzzwords.
All you are saying here is - I refuse to respond to anything without the use of memes and buzzwords and will hide behind them.
>You don't set the rules. We aren't obliged to post in the way you want.
So you admit you can't respond without relying on memes and buzzwords.
>>26636948
No one cares except for one or two highly aggressive autists who always flock to these threads. Every time. You made the stupid mistake of wasting time arguing with them, its like arguing with rabid dog. That said, I would never wear boots like yours because I don't like that style, but wear whatever you find comfortable and fuck the haters.
You guys just need to know you can dress like decently and how you like but at the same time, it doesnt have to exude autism. Some boots can look decent it just depends on the rest of your clothes and proportions etc.. but they way robots wear clothes is uncomplimentary to boots. But I encourage you robots to continue dressing for "function"(your dad jeans and running shoes thing) because it makes me look way better in comparison. Carry on.
Decent shoes for walking around in that don't make me look autistic.
>>26637301
nevermind my shit posts are just reaching a record level of shit quality or something
>>26637169
also heavily autistic and should only be worn by those with severe autism
>>26632022
>irl NPCs
this is how 4chan users actually think
these 1s
>>26637502
>I'll keep posting the same things over and over because I cannot accept criticism and sincerely believe that I am entitled to make the rules - the post
>>26637923
>574's, literally top 3 normie sneaker of 2015, are autistic
>>26637622
>everyone who disagrees with me is furious!
This is classic child tier rebuttal.
They're pretty comfy
original comment
>>26638348
There is no "criticism." There is nothing to "criticize." People are just losing their minds because of a phobia or mental illness.
started wearing el aces a few years ago and nothing else feels right now
Any time I leave the house
>>26638476
>I am in charge of the rules and I say there is nothing to criticise and so every post aimed at my autism boots is just anger or phobia or mental illness or maymays.
You are objectively ridiculous. And that's why you wear autism boots, refuse to accept anything people say to you, and constantly respond by repeating the same things over and over whenever you hare challenged.
>>26638552
>hikingtisms.
>>26637502
>Ctrl+F vampire
I actually did this and it is abundantly clear that not a single person even remotely implied anything to do with fashionwear.
You literally made this up, just like your claim other people brought up military terrain. You are a liar, this is an objectively proven fact.
>>26638587
>I am in charge of the rules and I say there is nothing to criticise and so every post aimed at my autism boots is just anger or phobia or mental illness or maymays.
"I am in charge of the rules and I say there is no phobia or mental illness and so every post aimed at you is 'criticism.'"
>autism boots
Meme/buzzword, and as I've said many trimes now they are made for military and police use.
>>26638718
>not a single person even remotely implied anything to do with fashionwear.
Incorrect.
>You literally made this up, just like your claim other people brought up military terrain.
I did not make that up.
>You are a liar, this is an objectively proven fact.
Prove it then.
>>26638649
I might need to unexpectedly hike
Preparation
>>26638858
You have literally dismissed any valid criticism, explanations, or outright mockery as memes.
>Meme/buzzword, and as I've said many trimes now they are made for military and police use.
You have said that numerous times - and you have had the same response numerous times - you aren't in the police or military and so you are wearing autism boots. Your autism prevents you from processing this.
>Incorrect.
Then post the clear evidence. There isn't a single post that even remotely suggests this.
>I did not make that up.
Once again, post the evidence. Don't just demand someone Control-F, actually post the quote(s). You can't because you made it up and you are a liar.
>Prove it then.
I did by pointing out that you have lied about your claims. How much more proof do you need? You said that other people said things and I pointed out that they didn't. You are a liar. This is undisputed fact.
just copped!!! yeeeessssss!
>>26638944
I don't carry anal lube around because I might unexpectedly get fucked savagely in the anus.
>>26639038
>had them in cart multiple times
>couldn't even get past entering shipping info because checkout decided to become autistic
still kinda salty
>>26639034
>You have literally dismissed any valid criticism, explanations, or outright mockery as memes.
I have dismissed memes as memes.
>You have said that numerous times - and you have had the same response numerous times - you aren't in the police or military
Irrelevant.
>and so you are wearing autism boots.
Meme/buzzword, and as I've said many trimes now they are made for military and police use.
>Then post the clear evidence.
>Once again, post the evidence.
Already did.
>I did
Nope.
>>26639140
>I have dismissed memes as memes.
You keep using memes as an excuse. It's not working.
>>26639140
>Meme/buzzword, and as I've said many trimes now they are made for military and police use.
You are neither of those, which makes them autism boots. This has been explained numerous times.
>>26639140
>Already did.
No, you didn't. Post the clear quotes that state the other person was arguing about military terrain and post clear quotes that state those boots were fashionable or you are admitting through your refusal to post evidence that you are a degenerate liar.
Protip - you cannot provide this evidence and so you have already proven yourself to be a lying piece of shit. Any response to this thread that is not you posting quotes that clearly back up your claims is an admission that you are a liar.
>>26639783
>You keep using memes as an excuse. It's not working.
You keep posting memes. It's not working.
>You are neither of those
Irrelevant.
>which makes them autism boots
Meme/buzzword, and as I've said many times now they are made for military and police use.
>No, you didn't.
Yes I did.
>Protip - you cannot provide this evidence
Protip - I already did.
>>26639829
Thanks for finally admitting you are a degenerate liar.
All you had to do was back up your claims and you have undeniably proven you have nothing and lied.
>>26639866
>Thanks for finally admitting you are a degenerate liar.
I did no such thing. Why are you lying?
>All you had to do was back up your claims
I already did.
Also let me remind you that you got absolutely assblasted and have been arguing for hours BECAUSE SOMEONE IS WEARING FUNCTIONAL FOOTWEAR.
Just copped these but with the blue N
I've also been wearing my brown bean boots when it's too snowy/muddy
>>26639904
I gave you a chance to provide the evidence you claimed existed and you didn't - you are a 100% confirmed liar.
You didn't back up your claims. You didn't even reference the invisible posts where you claim you did.
>Also let me remind you that you got absolutely assblasted and have been arguing for hours BECAUSE SOMEONE IS WEARING FUNCTIONAL FOOTWEAR.
You've sat here for hours lying to people and refusing to acknowledge any criticism. Typing functional footwear (which has been contradicted numerous times) yet again in all caps is a clear indication that you are emotionally undeveloped and intellectually incapable of processing things you don't like and are utterly furious and cannot cope with having this pointed out to you.
Have a great day, you lying, cowardly, degenerate cunt.
Suddenly now I always just cringe in my head when I see people wearing those horrific plastic looking white new balance shoes (nike also has some called the air monarchs)
they are just so fucking horrific and disgusting looking. luckily i almost always see them on old white men.
the worst part is when they wear those terrible straight fit dad jeans that are light denim and bunch up a shit ton over the top of the shoe
>tfw you've seen your father wear a combo like this
>>26640063
>I gave you a chance to provide the evidence you claimed existed
I already did.
>you are a 100% confirmed liar
No, you are.
>You didn't back up your claims.
Yes I did.
>You've sat here for hours lying to people and refusing to acknowledge any criticism.
I have not lied, and people have not posted any criticism. There is nothing to criticize.
>Typing functional footwear (which has been contradicted numerous times) yet again in all caps
I didn't type it in all caps, I typed this in all caps:
>BECAUSE SOMEONE IS WEARING FUNCTIONAL FOOTWEAR
And I did so for emphasis. Also at no point has anyone "contradicted" that the Haix Ranger BGS' aren't functional footwear.
>you are emotionally undeveloped and intellectually incapable of processing things you don't like and are utterly furious and cannot cope with having this pointed out to you
Projection.
>Have a great day, you lying, cowardly, degenerate cunt.
You are so mad.
>>26640123
You admitted you are a liar when you responded to this post. You were given the option.
>>26639783
>Any response to this thread that is not you posting quotes that clearly back up your claims is an admission that you are a liar.
>There is nothing to criticize.
This isn't something you get to decide, autist.
>>26640123
>Also at no point has anyone "contradicted" that the Haix Ranger BGS' aren't functional footwear.
Nobody has to. Their function has never been in dispute and the only person obsessed with this irrelevance is you, a simple fact you choose to ignore over and over.
Anyway, none of this matters as you have openly and undeniably admitted that you are a liar who posted no evidence at all of the things he claimed.
>>26640123
>You are so mad.
Is it not fair to be hostile towards cowards who lie? I think it's quote reasonable to offer degenerate scum the disdain they deserve. Why lie and then act shocked when you are treated accordingly?
>>26640205
Not the boots guy you're arguing with, but can you post a picture of your preferred footwear (or link to where you posted it).
These, or my vans when its too cold or wet out
>>26640317
Explain why this is in any way relevant
>>26640205
>You admitted you are a liar when you responded to this post.
I never did any such thing. Why are you lying?
>This isn't something you get to decide, autist.
Meme/buzzword, and I never said it's something I get to decide. It's just a fact, and I simply stated it.
>Their function has never been in dispute
Except you just disputed it.
>Anyway, none of this matters as you have openly and undeniably admitted that you are a liar
Stop lying.
Also weren't you supposed to be leaving?
>>26640242
>Is it not fair to be hostile towards cowards who lie?
You are hostile because I wear functional footwear. That's it. There is no other reason. In my first post I simply posted a picture of the boots, and that was it. I didn't say or imply anything about myself. There was nothing there except that fact that I wear those boots. And that's what made people lose their shit.
![nike_flyknit_lunar_3_oreo_1445339590_7a37e0c9[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pZ7BQYn.jpg "nike_flyknit_lunar_3_oreo_1445339590_7a37e0c9[2].jpg")
What do you guys think of these? Planning to use as running and casual shoe
>tfw they cost $150
>tfw buying on ebay for like 100
>>26640336
Why wear the Flyknit free 5.0 as a casual shoe?
>>26640340
>I never did any such thing. Why are you lying?
You responded to this post - the rules were clearly stated and so you have admitted to being a liar. >>26639783
>>26640340
>It's just a fact, and I simply stated it.
Facts require actually evidence, not just the assertion of an autist.
>Except you just disputed it.
No I didn't. Try actually reading. I'm pointing out their function is neither here nor there and the only person who believes this matters is you.
>Also weren't you supposed to be leaving?
Provide evidence of this. Once again, you're a liar.
>You are hostile because I wear functional footwear.
More than one person has explained this isn't true. Stop lying, stop repeating the same nonsense over and over and actually respond to the things people say, not the lies you keep making up.
>>26640365
I don't know
They look nice and felt nice
R8 m8s
Just got 'em the other day.
>>26640434
>You responded to this post - the rules were clearly stated and so you have admitted to being a liar.
I never did any such thing. Why are you lying?
>Facts require actually evidence, not just the assertion of an autist.
Meme/buzzword.
You have no criticism and there is nothing to criticize and there's nothing you can say to prove otherwise.
>No I didn't.
Yes you did.
>I'm pointing out their function is neither here nor there and the only person who believes this matters is you.
You are furious because I am wearing functional footwear.
>Provide evidence of this.
Here: >>26640063
>Have a great day, you lying, cowardly, degenerate cunt.
>Once again, you're a liar.
No, you are.
>More than one person has explained this isn't true.
It is true.
>Stop lying
No, you stop.
>stop repeating the same nonsense over and over
No, you stop.
>actually respond to the things people say
Try saying things that aren't memes or lies.
>not the lies you keep making up
Projection.
Lems, because its the only non autistic true zero drop barefoot shoe.
Doc martens of course
>>26640528
>I never did any such thing. Why are you lying?
The only liar here is you, liar. Maybe you should try actually reading the post that you chose to respond to when you admitted to being a liar.
>You are furious because I am wearing functional footwear.
You can tell someone has lost when they keep trying to dictate how the other person thinks. You lost at Something Awful, and you lost here. What a shame you lack the self respect to admit this.
You are objectively a liar. This is undisputed fact.
I've been wearing the same pair of shoes for 3 years.
>>26640813
>The only liar here is you, liar.
Projection.
>you admitted to being a liar.
I never did any such thing. Why are you lying?
>You can tell someone has lost when they keep trying to dictate how the other person thinks.
You can tell someone has lost when they get furious at someone for using functional footwear.
>You are objectively a liar. This is undisputed fact.
You are objectively projecting. This is undisputed fact.
>>26640339
>Explain why this is in any way relevant
Look at the title of the thread.
>>26640938
Yawn. Keep on posting the same shit, liar. None of this changes you were given the opportunity to provide proof and chose not to and so you have admitted you are a liar.
>>26640938
>You can tell someone has lost when they get furious at someone for using functional footwear.
>literally proving the point you are trying and failing miserably to counter.
Once again, you've failed, lying scum.
I work slave labor so I've just gotten used to them.
>>26640945
That's not an explanation. Go fuck yourself.
>>26640992
>liar
Projection.
>None of this changes you were given the opportunity to provide proof and chose not to and so you have admitted you are a liar.
Why are you lying?
>literally proving the point you are trying and failing miserably to counter.
Literally getting mad at someone for using functional footwear.
>Once again, you've failed, lying scum.
Projection.
>it's an autism thread
>people are actually getting mad at each other and making multi-paragraph posts over shoes
>>26641019
I'm not lying about anything. You're the one who chose to respond to a post that CLEARLY stated that if you refused to post evidence of your claims that you were admitting to being a liar.
You made the choice, you posted no evidence, and so you admitted to everyone that you are a liar.
>>26641019
>Literally getting mad at someone for using functional footwear.
Still clinging to the shoes being the reason why nobody likes you I see.
>>26641066
I'm just waiting for this omega autism boots guy to admit he's a liar - which he has already done but wants to deny.
>>26641066
It's inexplicable that some people get this mad over someone using functional footwear. It makes no sense.
>>26641072
>I'm not lying about anything
Liar.
>You're the one who chose to respond to a post that CLEARLY stated that if you refused to post evidence of your claims that you were admitting to being a liar.
I posted evidence. Why are you lying?
>Still clinging to the shoes being the reason why nobody likes you I see.
I did not post anything except shoes. I said or implied nothing about myself. People instantly got mad.
>>26641090
>omega
Based on what?
>autism boots
Meme/buzzword, and as I've said many times now they are made for military and police use.
>admit he's a liar - which he has already done but wants to deny
I have not lied, only you have.
>>26631661
Special operations guys 9 times out of 10 are essentially super-nerds.
Who else would memorize all the military vehicles and equipment produced since 1962?
>>26641008
I'm just curious anon, no need to get all defensive.
>>26631371
I've gone through two pairs of these exact shoes. They're excellent hiking shoes. If you wear them any other time, you're retarded and wasting money.
>>26641121
>>26641090
But you've been at it for hours now, just hatefuck and get it over with already.
>>26641194
I didn't start this and didn't post anything worthy of criticizing.
>>26641194
I'm pretty sure it's actually just one guy arguing with himself out of extreme boredom.
coudn't cop the flax
>>26641223
I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
>>26641121
>It's inexplicable that some people get this mad over someone using functional footwear. It makes no sense.
It makes no sense because that isn't what is actually happening
>>26641121
>I posted evidence. Why are you lying?
No, you did not. If you're so sure, link to it. If you don't clearly provide this evidence in your next post, you have admitted to being a liar once again.
>>26641121
>I did not post anything except shoes. I said or implied nothing about myself. People instantly got mad.
Nobody actually got mad, we all mocked the shit out of you and you got furious and kept telling everyone they were angry. This is a classic example of autism, which is why you proudly defend your silly autism boots
>>26641249
>It makes no sense because that isn't what is actually happening
It's exactly what's happening and you can't argue otherwise.
>No, you did not.
I did.
>Nobody actually got mad
People got instantly mad.
>This is a classic example of autism
This is a classic example of a buzzword.
>autism boots
Meme/buzzword, and as I've said many times now they are made for military and police use.
>>26641133
You had your chance. Get fucked
>>26641285
>It's exactly what's happening and you can't argue otherwise.
I already did. You just can't accept being wrong and need to lie to maintain your delusions. It must suck to incapable of tolerating humiliation
Thanks once again for openly confirming you are a liar by not posting the evidence you keep lying about. That's twice now.
>>26641360
>I already did.
Nope.
> You just can't accept being wrong and need to lie to maintain your delusions.
I'm not wrong or delusional.
>It must suck to incapable of tolerating humiliation
I have not been humiliated.
>Thanks once again for openly confirming you are a liar
I did no such thing. Why are you lying?
>>26641285
>People got instantly mad.
At least the first 5 responses to your initial post are people laughing at you for wearing autism boots. This is an objective fact and provides yet another example of you lying
>>26641404
>u r mad
This is your entire defence against anything, child.
You responded to two threads in which option A was evidence and option B was admitting you lied. You chose option B both times
>>26641410
>At least the first 5 responses to your initial post are people laughing at you for wearing autism boots.
Translation: people got instantly mad.
>autism boots
Meme/buzzword, and as I've said many times now they are made for military and police use.
How about finally providing some evidence that these boots are not made for military and police use?
>you lying
Projection.
>>26641458
>This is your entire defence against anything
This entire thing is about people getting mad because I use functional footwear. I'm not the one who is defending anything, because there's nothing that I need to defend. You are defending your delusional, arbitrary rage.
>child
Projection.
>You responded to two threads in which option A was evidence and option B was admitting you lied. You chose option B both times
Why are you lying?
>>26636598
Who is this being directed at? And who is this fellow in the image?
>>26641555
The guy with the autism boots, I wanted to share a funny anedocte about a boy I went to high school with that wore autism shoes on a daily basis
>>26641594
>autism boots
Meme/buzzword, and as I've said many times now they are made for military and police use.
How about finally providing some evidence that these boots are not made for military and police use?
>>26638649
>tfw my dog destroyed my normal shoelaces and now I have to wear my hiking boots until I buy new laces
I bought five pairs of pic related at once. They are the only shoe that fit my extra wide feet.
>>26641889
You know you can swap shoelances right?
>>26641497
>Translation: people got instantly mad.
>laughter and mockery is anger!
>>26641497
>How about finally providing some evidence that these boots are not made for military and police use?
I've never said they weren't made for that purpose. As you do not wear them for either purpose, you are wearing autism boots.
>>26641497
>This entire thing is about people getting mad because I use functional footwear. I'm not the one who is defending anything, because there's nothing that I need to defend. You are defending your delusional, arbitrary rage.
>gets super angry and refuses to answer questions, provide evidence to back up his claims, and won't admit he lied.
>everyone else is mad guiz!
>>26641497
>Why are you lying?
>doesn't provide the evidence and defaults to option B
>no u r le lying
>>26641608
Nobody has ever suggested, implied, inferred or claimed they were not made for that purpose.
>>26642325
>laughter and mockery is anger!
You got mad and now you're trying to rationalize it.
>I've never said they weren't made for that purpose.
You've repeatedly claimed that.
>As you do not wear them for either purpose, you are wearing autism boots.
Meme/buzzword, and as I've said many times now they are made for military and police use.
How about finally providing some evidence that these boots are not made for military and police use?
>gets super angry and refuses to answer questions, provide evidence to back up his claims, and won't admit he lied.
You're talking about yourself, right?
>everyone else is mad guiz!
This entire thing is about people getting mad because I use functional footwear.
>doesn't provide the evidence
I already did.
>no u r le lying
You are.
>>26642337
Why are you lying?
