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>he says "Yep"
>posts smiley face
>:(
>:)
>:p
>tfw i say yup
That was a close one
>is less than 6' tall
How do you feel about this?
original
Take advantage of the situation to show how Tumblr was using Pepe to threaten school shootings.
Why is New York Magazine reporting on memes at all?
>>26628525
you could write a college thesis on memes at this point. they are extremely culturally relevant
>on period
>laugh about absolutely everything
>cry about absolutely everything
>get dizzy, nauseous, can't stop sweating and heavy breathing
>tfw anxiety attacks every fucking month for no reason
>Relate to everyone of these feels right now
>I am a guy
J U S T
>>26623100
ewww go away creep
>tfw chad creampies you and you're not on the pill
i'm getting tired of having abortions
What do i even do, robots, this cute girl wants me to be a trap and i don't know if i should go along with it
If you're okay with being cucked, go for it.
If you honestly think she's worth it. 99% chance she's not
>>26621175
>>26621216
I mean, i seriously think she's worth it, though i'm not too sure with being a trap, like she's' made it her plan to make me be a trap and she definitely acts like the type who wouldn't cuck someone like that,
>Wait, people have been cucked by being traps?
>Ugh! I'm so sick of being used by Chad, I ready to settle down with you now Anon!
>>26619876
roastie roastie vile and toastie please delete this disgusting postie
>>26619876
anal only stacy pls
>I am tired of games!
28 year old guy here.
I have a steady 9-5 job which I enjoy, am financially independent, work out regularly, see my friends every week, have been in 2 serious relationships, and have had sex with 5 different women.
Ask me anything.
>>26623964
Isn't Seth Rogen only 5'10? And I thought Zac Efron was 5'8?
Why is there such a noticeable disparity in their height difference?
>>26623964
How do you cope with deep seeded insecurities
>>26624067
Movie magic. Just like how they made gandalf look taller than frodo.
>>26624069
Alcohol, mostly. Scotch is my favorite.
The egg has cracked, yet again :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7QCj4ZZ18A
He didn't last too long.
Eggy shut the channel down and take a break senpai.
>>26620456
What did he expect? He lied about everything so far.
He won't quit youtube, he won't quit r9k. He will be back.
>he's not a virgin
>he never had any problem with picking up girls
>he never had any problem with socializing with others
>he never had any problem with getting a job, shitty jobs, but still jobs
>he owns a car
>he owns an apartment
>he's not living with his parents
>he's in relationship with gf
>he's living with gf
>he's not a robot
Eggman when you will realize r9k isn't a place for you?
Want e-fame? Just stick to youtube, twitshiter, shlickchat or reddit. Don't come here to beg for attention while you spit on us by saying one thing and doing another.
Your black pill video was just bunch of things you saw on r9k and claimed as your own, it is valid, but it's not your worldview stop pretending. You're not even living by it by being social and having a gf.
Stop lying us, stop scamming us. Make a reddit account.
>wanted to make black pill 2 but oh whatever you bully me
>egg fanboys incoming spamming muh black pill 2
Only newfags need your black pill or black pill 2.
Lurk more, there are threads about women and society on daily basis, you don't need a scammer narrative to get "pilled".
>>26620763
>he never had any problem with picking up girls
how is this possible. He looks like a fucking egg
whats the creepiest/most perverted thing you've ever done lads?
Probably sniffing my sister's panties.
Also keylogging to get facebook accounts.
Held hands with my wife after I married her.
>>26605142
Reported to mods.
What does r9k think of this? I hate coalburners as much as anybody, but I don't know that I could go so far as to cut off all ties with my daughter because she's dating Tyrone. That said, I do feel tremendous sympathy for the father.
>>26622699
Makes me want to kill myself for being black 2bh
My dad disowned my sister when she got pregnant at 14. The father was black.
It is what it is.
>>26622699
apparently she was doxxed on /b/ but I missed it.
comfy saturday noon my good lads edition
>>26620732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aws_j9lsImE
Feeling the good vibrations
Post stickfus
>>26620749
>not superior RS3
Am I the only one that loves watching manlets getting BTFO?
Yes OP, only you are that much of a virgin.
Why is she doing signlanguage
Also, infighting is whatll be the end of us, accept all your brothers, robot. No matter their shortcomings.
so she is deaf???
ITT: we beg fembots to be our gfs
Fembots are you looking for a beta orbiter? Somebody to talk to? A-a bf? Look no further than this thread.
i will be a fembot's slave and entertainment tool.
Can someone please be my gf? I'm really smart and kind, and I may not have Chad looks but I'll always be there for you and I'll never betray you.
i would like to masturbate in front of a fembot while she smiles at me and when i come she takes my dick and finishes for me
Who here /widehips/
Nothing wrong with some hips, lad
>>26620450
my brothers hips are literally wider than his shoulders and its weird cause i have narrow hips but wide shoulders.
>>26620471
kill yourself you degenerate faggot
d-do girls like short boys??i'm 5'3
I'm 5'8
Mom wont let me bring home boys shorter than 5'10
>>26613904
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
FUCKING MANLET OF COURSE NOT
>>26613904
Are you a trap?
noblox
MBTI Relationship Thread
Talk about social dynamic/interaction between family, friends, s/o, etc including their and your MBTI score.
INTJ x ENFP,
best match but highly unstable leading to death spiral
but in cartoons the best examples are Star x Marco and Robin x Starfire
>>26613169
INTP here
incapable of forming a significant relationship with anyone, even my family that cares about me deeply
my analysis of the people closest to me
dad's an ESFJ
mom's an INFJ
sister 1 is an ENFP
sister 2 is an ISTJ
their types don't matter in this context however, because I can't form a relationship with anyone
>>26613169
>INFP male, me
>ISTP female, her
several month "relationship" basically involved me busting my ass to get her to hang out with me. I wouldn't have acted so beta if she hadn't opened up about her depression early on, IE her depression was what was causing her to feel antisocial
in the end I still don't know whether or not she did like me and her depression pushed her away, or if she was never into me and just enjoyed my attention. oh well
