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Pic related with coke is what turned me into a fat fuck lazy NEET.
Frozen grapes. I eat them all day, everyday.
>>26535279
i'm addicted to getting gud
i've ruined many relationships by sheer willpower and motivation to do nothing all day but git gud
women just don't understand this
>>26535308
>getting gud
you mean in counter strike go?
>You will never protest militarism, Okinawa bases and Shinzo Abe's puppet lackeys of the US imperialists with Japanese QT3.14's.
Why live?
>>26536146
I'm sure China will keep the peace from a distance if we left
>>26536146
>tfw moving to okinawa in a month
>>26536146
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI0GyMJSTuE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOBIxy_aLAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQDv7rflGtI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZULJBLScNI
Anyone want to meet up for a scrap edition
Still looking for a cute robot boyfriend to call me big sis and femdom him.
I get really hard when I hear women scream
It's best if she's on fire
>>26533022
I'd kick ur cunt in m8
Any of you poofs up for a cunting?
Women fucking suck.
Since i have my first gf she always expects me to pay for everything, her drinks, random shit she wants and clothes
I'm probably gonna leave her and tell her i'm not her fucking bank
Honestly i don't give a fuck about breaking her heart if she treads me like this and tries to use me because she knows i like her.
How should i dump her?
give her a nice dose of buckshot to the face
Stop paying for anything and see what happens. That is what I'm doing at the moment.
>>26543460
Does she not have a job?
Make an ultimatum, or just do like >>26543525 says.
And make sure not to date a freeloader next time.
>sleeps with a wooden wedge jammed under my bedroom door to hinder intruders
>>26537194
I sleep with a knife. Not a small one a big ass one that will fuck people up
>leaps to bed to avoid monsters underneath
>sticks tape over the camera on my phone so noone can take photos of me through it
>that kid with the punisher t-shirt
>>26542354
>that fat, tall white kid with the afro
>>26542354
>that kid who liked ahegao
lol, you get off to silly faces.
>>26542354
>tfw part of the reason why i started lifting is so i can acceptably wear a punisher shirt
>tfw still probably 2 years away from looking good and big enough to wear a punisher shirt
New eggman video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVXIQ_30864
>>26537278
bull fucking shit he got Ben Garrison
You have to be kidding me
Is he just completely insane now, or is this real?
>>26537322
I have an inkling that this whole 3 jobs fiasco is just a bunch of bullshit, and ole eggy is insane and living on NEETbux
Is he still working 2 jobs? how does he have time to go to college or did he drop out?
Anyone have the link to the imgur with all the pics of this guy? His name is Kris iirc.
Also, qts of r9k thread
>>26544876
Fuck that guy, why does he get to be attractive and i have to be ugly?
How the fuck do you know him. Tell me everything you know. I have the imgur.
I want him to choke me
What is the most evil thing you've ever done?
Sacrificed a rat in the name of Satan. That was more me being an edgy teen trying to get poon more than me believing in Satan or anything.
probably this 2bh
Pretend to be a virgin on /r9k/, screencap the most pathetic posts and post them on Reddit for Karma.
I'm pretty sure most of us do that though.
>tfw not blessed with innie vag
>tfw no qt average dick bf to confidently lounge around naked with
>tfw men will always run the world
>we are nothing but wet holes
http://pastebin.com/fNST9u0L
>>26529947
I prefer roasties
You can lounge around with me insecurely
>>26529973
Artificial wombs + sex bots
Pls make this happen
>be 20
>mom asks what I want from the store
>I say I'm all set
>she asks if I need any more toothpaste, it's been a while since she bought some
>haven't brushed my teeth in 6 weeks
>I lie and say yes I'm out
>she says that's funny since she bought some a week ago and put it in the basement cupboard
>she says she's gonna start standing behind me and make sure I brush my teeth everyday and every night
>also, she won't buy orange soda again until after she sees that I do it for eight weeks straight and takes me to the dentist
>>26518724
I can top that.
>be 23
>move back in with mom when I fail to get job after college
>mom comes down to put washed sheets and blankets in cupboard
>after about 4 weeks, she asks why I never use toilet paper
>have to tell her I get in the shower and spread my ass cheeks to let water clean off shit
>I think she thinks there's something gay/sexual about it, so I decide to address it
>visibly disgusted look comes across her face
>I don't think she thought that but now she does
>mfw I haven't talked to her in 2 months and I just text her/avoid her by going on walks
>mfw there were rolls of paper towels under bathroom sink so I could have just lied and said I used those
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>>26519097
Get a fucking bidet.
Hey anon,
What's your sign?
>>26516652
Capricorn. I think we are pretty common here on /r9k/
capricorn m8
>>26516652
>Aries
>not a chad
Alright you pussies, tell you me why you can't get a girlfriend and I'll tell you why it's bullshit
SUP GUNNY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
IM AN ALCOHOLIC AND I HAVE AN UGLY FACE
IM TALL THOUGH DOES THAT HELP
DO YOU WANT MY PENIS INSIDE OF YOU
>>26540885
>I have an ugly face
BULLSHIT SON, EVERYONE HERE THINKS THEY'RE UGLY WHEN REALLY THEY'RE JUST AVERAGE
i have cystic acne, extreme social anxiety, and low self-esteem
Are any robots inbred? Not even joking, are any of your parents related and if so please post pictures of you.
I'm the result of two subsequent generations of inbreeding, yes. Don't want to post a picture in case anyone finds out.
There's an entire thread up at all times for inbreds. Just find the one titled /britfeel/
>>26539102
hahahaha oh boy, you're too much
Screencap thread, post your favorite 4chin screencaps
Part 2
blox
other thread was good. hope they get rid of the bot again
>>26538268
I was there for this, cheeky wank had me laughing for a bit.
