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It's been a while since the last edition
>>26514725
bumping for the sadness
>>26514725
>Sad pics thread
get out
This photo describes my life
what does /r9k/ think of Asian girls?
my gf is asian. shes a sweetheart
I would like to be in a relationship with one.
I do not understand how all of my friends have yellow fever.
Love isn't everything.
So, why do robots/failed normies still complain about "tfw no gf" when they could be doing something better with their lives?
>>26527846
Because the only point of being alive technicaly is to continue the existence if the human race by choosing a mate to continue your genes and robots have failed at that.
>>26527884
>Because the only point of being alive technicaly is to continue the existence
Yes, if we were still cavemen.
You could be spending your time not caring about something as petty as procreation and play some vidya or get into a hobby such as drawing or programming.
>>26527969
The point will still be there that it has been and will continue to be the one basic task every human is born to accomplish and every robot failed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHCp9Wblro
Alarm clock beeping
Wagecucks weeping
Time for floor sweeping
And burger fIipping
While NEETs are still sleeping
Put on your slave collar
Each hour you earn a dollar
Your dignity level grows ever smaller
Better run fast when customers holler
While the NEET is being a baller
>>26525414
Bump for quality
>>26525459
i see you are enjoying your lavish lifestyle.
Do you have any investment tips for me?
Personally i spend not that much time taking care of my portfolio but i know many neets do.
>>26525414
That was pretty fire, Yung NEET.
So, /r9k/, will you ever find love in your life?
Only a 5% chance in mine.
>>26521591
What is this?
bloxbloxloblx
>>26521675
It's call Nanaya.
>>26521591
whoa fucking interesting, will be posting results
Why do white women age so poorly?
Guess how old she is.25, dude TWENTY FIVE
We went to the same highschool together and I still have baby skin, how the fuck.
And yet, she's well desired enough to happily settle with just about anybody.
i guessed 36. How the hell is that hag in her 20's?
doubt shes 25 bro.
my mums in her mid 50s and looks like that
Australia general
who here /white night/?
Ausbots who here on antidepressants starting them tomorrow, also might drink tonight
>>26527762
> taking meds
> being normie enough to go to the doctor
kill yourself desu
Plain food general, only cucks eat stuff with sauce and other artificial flavoring bullshit.
>Greek yogurt (Plain)
>boiled chicken
>Plain white rice
Eating like a king.
>>26525327
Herbs and spices aren't artificial, anon. They're natural and good for you.
So are vegetables.
>>26525327
I reject the entire premise of your thread. Spicy food is fucking amazing.
>>26525371
>>26525377
>being this big of a cucks
when WW3 begins, i cant wait until you die off because no
>Muh pepsi sugaray drinks and artificial flavoring foods
We'll see if lightning strikes twice.
Girls: Post the name of your dream bf.
Guys: If your name is called, post your contact info and talk to them.
Congrats, you now have an online qt gf/bf.
>inb4 /soc/
fuck off, we're all lonely here. also there are nocutespoilers there
Because I got screwed last thread i'll leave a hint,
My name is a variation of Joseph
>I'll even take guys at this point desu
Xander.
frederick
All memes aside, why don't you just transition? Surely life as a qt girl couldn't be any worse than the life you have now?
26, balding, square frame, it's to late for me
>>26520431
Dont post webms like this without some sauce
Because chances are I'll just end up looking like a vaguely feminine monster. Too much of a risk of not actually becoming qt
>women everywhere find me disgusting
>men on r9k laugh at me and call me Chad, say I'm not even a robot
>never had friends
>girls have always hated me
>pretty much the physical embodiment of JUST
Somebody wake me up
>too handsome to be a robot
>too ugly to have gf
>just right to browse dank memes
>>26519437
I hate you too, Pedro
>psycho mulatto posts another thread fishing for complements
There's like three, legitimately psychotic mulattos who tripfag or avatarfag on here. They're literally nuts. I think we'll eventually see scientific evidence that mixed race people have a higher occurrence of mental illness.
all good lads are welcome round mine for sausage rolls and tea edition
>>26517356
post a pic so i know what you look like
Post Waifu's mah robot's
Poleaboo isn't allowed to post here, so I, his friend, post on his behalf
Have any of you actually browsed Kanye's clothing line?
/fa/ as fuck 2bh
>Tailor, gimme that 2016 Star Wars Desert look, but with a little flare of something Kunta Kinte might wear on his back when he's not being whipped
>Say no more senpai
>>26522073
Kanye transcends fashion, so I thought I'd share his style here.
I started googling after I heard he was $53m in debt and finally came across his clothing line. This guy is a piece of shit for practically spitting in the face of his naive fans.
I only really use youtube for music since most of the 'youtubers' are cancerous normie faggots, but leafy's stories genuinely make me laugh. Plus he's actually quite likeable.
I personally enjoy leafy and several members of the yogscast.
>>26521404
yeah, he's oddly personable
Like, a lot of the ones I attempted to watch were very stuck up, like they thought they were fucking moviestars or something.
>>26521437
hahaha yes
Who /MorbidlyObese/ here?
>tfw 450 lb NEET
>>26520382
Pics or it didn't happen.
Orienfvufnweuifncue
5'11, 300 lbs
please just end me
>>26520382
5'7 285 lbs
>just cuck my chit up fampai
