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>tfw ex-bf never made a move on me for over 6 months
>tfw finally left him for someone who initiates
>tfw ex-bf's been slandering my name to everyone he knows
Sounds like my ex bf except he dumped me and told me that I should "wait" for him to make up his mind on what he wants... and then got mad 6 months later that I had moved on and wasn't waiting around for him.
Why are men so retarded?
Pic related, wish I'd seen this picture before I got too emotionally invested.
>tfw work got around at work I slept with 23 guys
>now every guys at work is hitting on me
God I should have knew better then talk to these gossiping cunts.
what the hell do you even mean make a move? he was your bf but you were never intimate or?
>dat feel when taking a smooth drag of Lucky Strike's right after a meal
Why aren't you smoking? It's relaxing, makes social situations easier, and shortens your shitty life on this earth. What's not to like?
>>26571695
It's bad for you and wastes money.
>dat feel when taking a smooth drag of Lucky Strike's right after a meal
Picture of me prior to the event
>>26571695
>What's not to like?
Leaving my bedroom and having to talk to the dairy staff and fumble as I try to find my id.
Hallo! Was habt ihr heute denn so vor, Leute?
Falls du genug Deutsch verstehst, komm her, setz dich zu uns und wohne dem Untergang unserer Heimat bei.
Keine harzer erlaubt hier.
>>26569521
Buch durchgelesen, gejoggt, gelernt, gekocht jetzt hier am langweilen. Und bei dir?
Dit is nu een Dutch draad
I did this, she pushed me off and told me to die. You try it Onii-Chans.
>>26566362
If you don't already have a good relationship with your imouto, this won't help.
>>26566362
If I had a sister, I doubt I would be as autistic as I am because I would have more experience talking to girls
because of that, I think the vast majority of robots do not have sisters
Do you guys agree? Thoughts?
>>26566506
i have an older sister
she's 4 years older than me
i really loved her as a kid, i'd always hang out with her when i could
when she hit puberty she became a fucking bitch 'cause she's pretty average looking
now she's a feminist cunt with a stupid degree that cost my parents thousands
i only wish i could trade her for an imouto who loves me and i can take care of, that's my one fantasy
No bad lads allowed edition
Am I a bad lad?
Waifus?
Post waifus
I said with a posed look.
>>26559346
define a bad lad.
Tonic
Brunette
these threads suck prove me wrong
>>26571778
Shitlicker
What am I supposed to say ?
>>26566950
Tease that bitch. I don't know, say something like "don't worry I won't keep you waiting too long"
She is excited to see you just be like cool awoo~
Is this happening or naw-aw?
23yo Computer Engineerig student with a 7/10 gf (rounding down), 3.8 gpa, and $32.50/hr internship here. Just under 18 months ago, I was just as pathetic, lonely, depressed, ugly, and socially awkward as all of you. Also a virgin. I now cum inside my gf almost nightly, and pull in over $700 a week that I don't need since my scholarships pay for rent/food/car/etc. AMA, advice or hate.
You're nothing but a failed normie who feels the need to brag in front of a bunch of losers. No real chad or "god" would come to such a pathetic place to boast.
Failed normie trash.
>>26567620
Wow! Congrats normalfag, let me head over to the store and get your Trophy and cash. Make sure you parade it around near the homeless shelter. Can't let those fucks have any peace.
I'm in math/physics with a 4.0 GPA and a hot girlfriend.
Do you want to ask me any questions, OP? Maybe you have some E&M questions you could never wrap your little engineering head around.
>tfw INTP
How's it holding up, fellow intp-bros?
>tfw INTPs are famous philosophers,scientists, and architects, but I can't motivate myself to do shit.
i feel like we are the most/almost the most prone to drug use, as a form of escapism because the real world doesnt satisfy us
>>26566179
>jam man
how did you decide on that name
>>26566208
Started in a music thread, wanted some supreme jams, and i just liked how it sounded.
>go to local burger fast-food place
>order a burger and chips
>give wagecuck cash, because fuck using plastic it's girly (had to get it out of an atm tho)
>look him directly in the eyes and tell him not to fuck it up
>get burger and chips
>eat chips first so I can enjoy all of them
>get to burger
>open it up
>sauce is on the bottom bun
Anyone else have this experience? Since I know there are so many wagecucks here, let me give you fucks a tip so you'll get my business again. THE SAUCE GOES ON THE TOP BUN.
Btw, I'm lactose intolerant, so when I come in and ask for nothing but a milkshake and then disappear into the bathroom, I'm leaving a nice big mess to punish you for fucking up my burgers.
Flip it over you autistic self loathing NEET cockroach
>>26568686
get a life nerd
>>26568686
It's supposed to be easier to taste the sauce since it's closer to your tongue.
You are now locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>been photographed with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are a female.
A kissless bump.
>>26566112
No one is this lonely, just let the thread die
/thread
>>26566155
>No one is this lonely
Yeah shut the fuck up anon.
![am_140326_gun_suicide_silhouette_800x600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rTlMZdR.jpg "am 140326 gun suicide silhouette 800x600[1]")
Why does society try to turn people away from sucide?
Death seems to be the ultimate and easiest release from life, depressed or not.
Seems all selfish to me desu
>>26565366
>Why does society try to turn people away from sucide?
some kind of survival mechanism or something, I guess.
society wouldn't function properly if we all just decided to hang ourselves en masse
>>26565407
yeah but not everyone is depressed, and not everyone who's depress will actually kill themselves. Why not let those who want to do it?
>>26565366
Yes, it's selfish.
And?
ENTPs are god tier personality, deal with it.
>>26564688
INTP/J are the only true robot types, all others get out now
Reeeeeeeee!!!!!!
>>26564688
Infj here
>>26564688
i noticed your edit and i enjoyed it, senpai.
Just did speed for the first time..
HOLY SHIT WHY DONT YOU GUYS DO THIS EVERYDAY.. I feel like i could talk to the hottest girl on the planet without sperging.. i feel like a fucking chad..
If you plan on asking that girl out from your school do some speed first.. Will make it much easier..
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??
Ikr, I started doing it last month and because of the confidence I've had, I've become quite popular and have a hot gf
>>26561752
Ok, I'll just head down to the store and pick up some speed
thanks OP, good advice
>>26561752
>wasting the high on women
lmao go learn some math anon
This video in my opinion is the ultimate red pill on women. Not really sure if robots will care for this but a lot of this board revolves around women, particularly the "sexually liberated" woman of western society. I felt it was worth watching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
>>26557838
This is the same redpill shit I've seen thousands of times before
Just depressing at this point, I'm happy and comfy in my cave, leave me alone I don't need this shit hammered any further
>>26558268
This post pretty much sums up my views on the situation.
>>26557838
Sub'd. That man knows his shit. Made me fucking angry but its good that he was able to articulate all the points quite well.
Fuck females, they're scum fucking parasites.
