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No bad lads allowed edition
Am I a bad lad?
Waifus?
Post waifus
I said with a posed look.
>>26559346
define a bad lad.
>>26559382
>>26559404
Get sniped desu, good lad
>>26559382
>>26559404
Hello this is the waifu called Jun, she is very nice.
Pick a footballer to shag, /britfeel/,
Is the copper coil good birth control?
>>26559382
>>26559404
nice waifu lads
>>26559365
At least you've had your test back, it's been two weeks and they still haven't given me my results. What job are you going for m8?
Well this got gay kinda quickly. I'm impressed
>>26559451
>Wilf
Was devastated when he left the Swans.
France got all jacked up and fractured into different factions. Decided to take advantage and slowly advance into Europe.
Welsh Empire coming through. Jerusalem is also controlled by a Welsh Dynasty, and is slowly converting the culture.
>>26559503
I didn't realise they did, it was marked automatically and I just noticed it when I was looking on the site.
Its to be in charge of a call centre or something, someone here suggested I apply for it.
![[SubDesu] Sora no Otoshimono Forte BD 08 (1920x1080) [6E66162B].mkv_snapshot_01.07_[2016.02.17_22.05.40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kLV2Wjk.jpg "[SubDesu] Sora no Otoshimono Forte BD 08 (1920x1080) [6E66162B].mkv snapshot 01.07 [2016.02.17 22.05.40]")
>>26559382
>>26559404
>waifu attends /britfeel/ meetup
>>26559525
Also forgot to add
>Tfw my ruler is LITERALLY schizophrenic and hears the voice of Jesus Christ influencing him to do things, like renounce Catholicism and start converting family members.
It's getting really hard stopping vassals from rebelling.
Not a pedo lads but lewd anime lolis are fucking prime wanking material to be quite honest
>>26559382
Mine is a 10/10
>>26559551
It is marked automatically but they only release the results when most have taken the test so they can set the pass/fail boundary.
>in charge of call centre
Must be pretty good money, mine is on roughly 20k and is just a phone job denying bennies.
>>26559624
Thats a little bit too much for me mate.
i hope i can get drunk enough to kiss a guy at the party I'm going to tomorrow.
>>26559624
Anonymity is such an amazing thing, imagine if someone came up to you in the pub and said this while handing you that picture.
>>26559624
kaiy
>>26558387
>3 weeks
I'm currently in the civil service and have had an application outstanding since October.
It's just how we roll.
/KeepRollin'Rollin'/
When did this thread become weeb fucking central?
>>26559624
I don't even fap to stuff like this but I still feel compelled to watch Prisma Ilya, I think it's the feeling of watching something that really ought to be forbidden and is totally unjustifiable.
>>26559382
>>26559404
Waifu posted~
What's everyone doing tonight?
I've got to find some decent pictures to get a custom daki. Found one or two usable ones but I think I can do better desu~
>>26559759
it's always been a weeb thread
>>26559662
Its 23k, I don't think its in charge of the entire thing just a team of phone monkeys.
I don't know if I even want the job but its way more money than I can get doing a proper job
>>26559717
>he doesn't go to his local with a bag full of laminated loli prints to pass around with the lads
Are you some kind of normie?
>>26559724
I guess this is what happens when you hire loads of women and care more about flexible working hours than getting things done.
ANY MAN WHO WATCHES AND MASTURBATES TO CARTOONS IS A FUCKING FAGGOT AND DESERVES ETERNAL VIRGIN ROBOTDOM.
PROVE ME WRONG
>>26559775
I hope you get a nice daki lad.
just doing some roleplaying with the lads.
>>26559808
It's not even that, recruiting teams do all the work themselves rather than a dedicated HR team. So you have to sift applications (and publicly advertised ones will get hundreds) as well as doing your actual job. Shit is time consuming.
>want a bf
>not into anime
>>26559910
even i am not interested lad. watch some anime ffs.
Recommend me a lewd anime ladd
>>26559910
you don't have to have exactly the same interests to have a bf
>>26559910
Anime is just for the subs lad, don't worry too much about it.
>>26559777
Your new is showing
This is the designated Hannah thread
>>26559935
senran kagura
prisma illya
valkyrie drive
manyuu hikenchuu
>>26559965What if I am a sub?
>>26559934
I don't know where to begin.
>>26559995
Then I'm not really interested, sorry.
Lets just be pals.
>>26559775
JUST POST YOUR DAMN BOIPUSSY
So much anime and waifus fuckingcomfyteebeeh
>>26559995hahaha anime
>>26559775
Eating food.
It is that time of day again. Just arrived home from the day program I am in. I was hoping to see you here. Oh well.
>>26560048
>InfiniteEyeroll
>>26560233
She ded of the lupoos.
>tfw no hannah gfbot pls
>>26560318
She is not. I am still alive, so she must be as well.
Sometimes I think "fuck it, I'm killing myself RIGHT NOW" but then quickly remember the dildo I have in my sock drawer slong with the prostate massager.
I really need to get rid of them.
Bring back BritNormie. This place is fucking dead.
i just woke up, went to bed at 2pm
how on earth am i going to fix this sleeping pattern
>>26560392
Half term innit, all the normies are spending the weekwith their bastard children
Would anybody like to have a natter on Omegle? put /britfeel/ in interests. I am lonely.
>>26560324
>gfFRESHCONTENT
>>26559624
Sounds pretty pedo to me m80. Don't be ashamed of who you are.
What are your plans for tomorrow lads?
>>26560565
got some time off work to go to an interview, they called and cancelled it this evening though. So I think I'll just wank all morning then head in to work.
>tfw no Kanye bf (best friend)
>>26560565
Go to work
Come home
Sit in /britfeel/
Maybe watch some animes or read a book
Maybe have a little cry
>>26560565
I am going to play a video game after wishing someone a happy birthday
you thought you could be hokage? its absurd, never. these eyes of mine show me many things, one thing they've shown me
>>26560565
going to a friends to play EDF 4.1, then going to a party to get very drunk.
>>26560565
Work
hit the bench
play footie
eat a shit ton
cba with any of it and wish I was dead ngl
>/brit/ is being autistic again
Gonna hang out here for a while
>>26560565
cry myself to sleep while thinking about what to do with my life, maybe play a video game if i feel up to it
who /black girls/ here?
its a conflicting feel
>>26560666
why do i always see this post on this shitty thread
>>26560742
Gross desu, wigs wigs wigs
>>26560565
>finish cleaning room
>starve self
>buy weeb stuff
>watch anime
>finish reading a book
>uni work
>sleeping
Same as usual desu~
>>26560742
>wanting to fuck a purple pussy
Shiggy motherfucking diggy doooo, niggy.
>>26560742
Why is it conflicting? Are you insecure?
>>26560753
white women are garbage now, pissed up, too tall and no fun. i think we deserve better
>>26560935
>white women are garbage now
I agree, alot of them are and always have been but I have a feeling you're bitter.
>posts a koonbitch
You've been indoctrinated. Most definitely.
>>26560742
That is utterly disgusting.
>>26560742
Only the actually hot ones. Most of them are mingers
>>26560974
no i just want to be happy. im not happy here and i never will be
>move to africa for work
>nice weather
>friendly people if i go to the right places
>possibility of multiple wives
>>26561038
>no i just want to be happy
what?
>two thousand and sixteen
>not knowing that suffering is the greatest thing on this earth
>not knowing that without suffering man would never have gained the ability of speech
>not knowing that the first sound uttered by man was likely that of a war cry or an intense release of emotion during the mourning of a lost loved one
>not seeking out suffering
''Man, as the animal that is most courageous, most accustomed to suffering, does not negate suffering as such: he wants it, even seeks it out, provided one shows him some meaning in it, some wherefore of suffering.''
>>26560726
>going to a party
Jun waifu anon, how can you participate in the waifuposting when you are such a humongous normie?
Normies out, ree (to be honest)
>>26561183
its a small party mostly consisting of people i play D&D and vidya with, i don't think its that normie desu.
>>26561240
>I'm not that much of a normie
Said every normie ever
Just realised I have a report due for 1am and I can't figure out my moodle username/password.
Teacher said it was due for the 18th. I thought I would have all of tomorrow morning to do it.
I can't even be fucked with college lads. I rarely do any work at all
>Zulu in second place again
This shit is rigged.
>>26561512
I know, who the fuck would actually vote for that shit?
>>26561286
oh fuck off to /brit/
>>26561577
Why don't you like it?
original
>>26559706
I hope you don'tbecause i would like to kiss you and that would make me very jealous indeed
>http://strawpoll.me/6842558/
Apocalypse Now currently leads, 12 hours left to vote lads
>http://strawpoll.me/6842558/
I've been playing smite way too much lads. I need a new game.
Someone recommend me a good multiplayer game. No hearthstone please, that game fucks you if you aren't willing to spend money on it.
>>26561666
I'm glad you have a mummy and daddy that let you sit in the house NEETing it up, but some of us aren't so lucky.
What do you smoke lads?
And what is the best baccy fordude weed lmao?
Pic related and blue rizla for me.
>>26561697
<3 I think i would like that.But i cannot promise anything about tomorrow.
>>26561764
amber leaf
>>26561764
Golden Virginia, naturally...
>>26559382
>>26559404
Think I need to do a really big poo lads
>>26561764
>blue rizla
pig disgusting
>golden vagina
pig disgustinger, so dry and bulky
Silver kingsize rizla for no paper taste and john player special for very few bits of stem/leaf and a smooth smoke which doesn't overpower the herbs
>>26561757
Not him but mate, it's well known that people here don't like updates on assignments and shit. It's boring. Why do you think the '100 word essay due in 3 years' meme exists?
>>26561764
>tfw can only afford 20g pall mall per week
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_11.59_[2015.10.12_21.41.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ml61lGd.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv snapshot 11.59 [2015.10.12 21.41.01]")
>>26561796
...okay lad.
keep it to yourself please.
>>26561840
Could be worse lad, I used to have to smoke sterling when I was a NEET
>>26561822
>silver rizla
>wanting chlorine in your paper
mate i'd rather smoke fucking reds
Some normie chav just posted this on facebook when she clearly doesnt even have the slightest form of anxiety
Fucking hate normies
>>26561913
You're right lad, it'd be a waste to get lung cancer from the papers when I could be getting it from the baccy instead
>>26561796
>>26561843
back now
Pretty satisfying, but not quite as sizeable as expected. Nice and smooth tho
>>26561832
ok fair enough tbqh
where can i find a britfeel cuddle buddy?
Guys, I may be getting coffee with a qt later this week but I've never had a date before
Is it ok to greet her with a peck on the cheek? How long is appropriate to spend in the coffee place? I've got a gap in between lectures so I'm seeing her then.
Having a bit of a meltdown here tbqh
>>26561764
>>don't smoke
>>have a cig every now and then when I'm drunk which feels pretty good
>>don't want to get hooked on the baccy but that relaxing feeling is nice
>>26562602
Do not kiss her on the cheek. a hug is fine just dont make it awkward
>>26559706
>cheating on your bf
for shame
>>26559382
>>26559404
I will never be content with life until she exists
>>26562820
speaking of which >>26562824
>>26562602
No more than a hug for a first date greet.
How long depends on how long you can keep the conversation going. If you can't keep it going you might need to end early.
>>26562824
then you will never be content with life
>>26562999
That is the problem
>>26562741
>>26562933
Alright, that seems fair. A quick hug to say hi, then a hug when we part afterwards. I've only been talking with her through email, so as we're walking back I could be like "I really had fun today, we should do it again some time". Judge her response, then if positive, ask for a phone number because it's easier than email.Guys I know this is really spergy to plan it all out but I've never done this before
>>26563014
to which the only solution is...
>>26563053
having a better waifu.
>>26563053
Try and live my life the best I can for her and pray she's on the other side
Lads why did I get picked on my whole life?
Even when I was 18 at college people still picked on me.
I remember last year going into the toilets to take a piss and 2 guys just going
"Oh hes rock solid look at him"
"Oh be careful mate he'll knock you out hes well hard"
"Look at his nose hes definitely a boxer'
I was easily 4 inches taller than both off them so its not like I looked like an easy target.
>tfw they did this everytime they saw me.
>>26563051
No shame in a little planning, it gives the impression you're organized.
Plus its better than completely winging it, only to panic on the spot and make your chance look weaker
>>26563081
Post nose
How is that not original
>>26563106
Sometimes you just wanna see a guy's nose
>>26563079
how many people share your waifu? even if she did exist, how many people would have to share her?
>>26563174
That's not how waifus work Anon
>>26563106
My nose is average.
They was making a joke sarcastically saying I looked like a boxer and had a boxers nose but fine, here you go.
>>26563188
enlighten me then
>>26563246
You look like a right poofter normie twat desu
>>26563256
Waifus don't exist in this reality, they exist in one's perception of them, and therefore separately in each person
>>26563264
Why cause of my nose?
Nice one
>>26563296
their existence may be multiple but you cannot deny that their origin is of the same sense data, therefore they fundamentally are copies of the same idea-would you be ok with the idea of another man dicking around with your idea?
>>26563081
Like in that situation you would say something like, "don't stay around to see if im a boxer lads" in a casual way. You have to give it back even if they are joking, they are testing you to see if you are a faggot or not. It takes time to be confident, just stop wanking so much and go on reddit.com/r/theredpill (yes reddit xD) and change ur life.
testosterone = confidence
>>26563435
Is she ever "dicked around" with by another man in that original data? No.
>>26563051
Nothing wrong with planning. Even for chads it's hard to just wing a date, they plan a little too.
Just don't sperg out if things don't go to plan or veer off track, that's the hard part. Be ready to improvise and think on your feet.
>>26563081
should have REEEE'd and pissed on them. Thatll teach fucking normies to mess with robots. Some people are just too fucked up to even fuck with.
NOTHING 2 LOOSE
>>26563450
Why haven't you done that then?
Why are you still here?
>>26563583
Original poster of >>26563081
I actually got pissed on by a now chad back in year 6, id totally forgot about that haha.
>>26563812
lad whats wrong with you? are you beta? its ok if you are the first step to overcoming it is acceptance. Then I can tell you what I'd do next.
Just had a really cracking wank lads
>>26563840
Fuck im worse than beta.
Basically had the British version of eminems upbringing but without the ability to rap or be good looking.
>>26563852
Smashing! How was it? To anything in particular mate?
Post me some songs my fellow bots?
>>26563926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH-uXVEPfAg
>>26563871
grow a pair and go fuck someone up
>>26563956
I plan on but I dont know how much jail time id get.
>>26563997
nice....nice
because your comment was not original.
>>26560742
They wear wigs m8
Thats not real hair
>>26560935
>any woman
>too tall
I shouldnt be surprised desu, you are just a manlet failed normie who cant get a white gf.
>>26564050
Cheers lad
No but in all seriousness I kinda wanna do a Elliott Rodgers soon.
>>26564102
Hello GCHQ!
just took some selfies and i literally look 2/10, 3/10 at best
;_;
my future looks very bleak indeed
>>26564192
You got me!
Well done.
But now you're all on a list.
>>26564339
It's alright m8 i'm here for you
I have to sleep now. I will return tomorrow.
>>26559382
My waifu with 2nd best husbandless kayown
Is no one else here?
>>26566184
mugifag here
>>26566184
hello i am here
ocee
>Drinking rum + coke at 5am
what has become of me
>>26567293
We'll make it, anon. I don't know when, and I don't think we'll make it in the same way most people expect to make it. But we'll make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seyeIZ4OiaM
>tfw lonely
>>26568158
iktf, you have good taste though
>>26568158
iktfb
wanna cuddle?
oc
>>26568297
I like melancholic feeling songs when I'm sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx7ggP9mFjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p56KR_ZEmk
>>26568303
I am not homo but okay
>>26568413
World's end girlfriend are great too, hadn't heard of parachutes before so I'll check them out. When it comes to melancholy ambient i tend to listen to global communication, but recently i took a liking to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUpA8R01d50
might be a little on the haunting side
>>26568413
ok, come cuddle me then
occ
>>26568484
Parachutes are good for sleepy time, all their stuff is free due them disbanding
I've heard the Tim Hecker album before, remember reading something about the album cover, it's good if you like the more atmospheric stuff
Mum are also great for sleepy time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA5Q8u5f0Ks
>>26568501
sent digitally via 17th century Ugandan crop rotation image board
>>26568744
Did parachutes remove their stuff from myspace and start charging for their albums? If they did and I'm not just being retarded I will be pretty sad
Hi everyone, I'm crying desu
>>26569293
what are you crying about?
>>26569293
*hugs you*
it will be okay anon.
>>26569293
Only bitches and war vets cry.
Are you a bitch or a war vet?
>>26570034
war vet.
>>26570150
Veteran or veterinarian?
>>26570158
Veteran.
>>26570160
Liar. Post medals and timestamp.
>>26570167
Believe what you want to believe anon.
I don't have to talk any pictures for you to know I'm a Veteran.
>>26570181
You're making it up, so stop crying.
>>26560742
Most are meh, but the hot ones are damn near 10/10s
>>26570188
I'm not. You know nothing.
>Woke up at 5:00am to get to work for 6:15am at BIFFA.
>Only got like four hours sleep.
>Arrive and a guy says I have to wait for his supervisor so I can be trained and start working.
>Wait for about a fucking hour playing Robot Unicorn on my phone till the guy says "lol, sorry m8. The guys stuck in traffic and won't make it in time. I'm gonna have to send you home but we'll pay you for the hour you were here lmao."
-mfw I got up at 5.00am for fucking 6.90 pounds.
I WANNA WORK GOD DAMNIT, I NEED A FUCKING GAMING PC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH-
>>26570369
>paid by the hour
You have no rights m8, deal with it. Least you got paid for doing nothing all morning
>>26570436
I guess. But its nothing and I wanted to work for more. Also what do you mean.
>Paid by the hour
Thats how jobs work.
>>26570469
>Thats how jobs work
I'm paid by the year
>>26570479
>Paid by the year.
Sounds terrible seeing as you have to work out your spending exactly before you get paid the next year. Though if your job pays you a lot then nvm.
>>26564339
>my future looks very bleak indeed
Looks aren't everything for men. Focus on school and getting a good career. It's more important then looks when it comes to attracting women.
>>26570514
>Sounds terrible
Most high paying jobs pay by the year. Unless you're a consultant or some shit. There's a consultant who sits opposite me in the office who gets paid 20 quid a hour. It's fucking stupid. But can't complain as I'm doing the same work as him and it's just a glimpse into a possible future for me.
>>26570594
20 quid is alright for living right?
>>26569158
It looks like they re mastered the albums and started selling them on band camp, I've uploaded what they were giving out before to mega though, fuck it I don't see any police
>>26569158
https://mega.nz/#F!IRcWBSKR!KIp0-DMslo2m_3mm9pWyRg
Oy vey I forgot the link
How many of you benders listen to anime music?
>>26570746
Very little
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyv-TKjM3o4
>>26570676
Considering he works 38 hours like everyone else at the office. Sometimes with time and a half overtime. Guy is doing okay.
Happy he sits opposite me, I always try and learn as much as I can from him.
>>26570746
Berserk OST is God tier.
>>26570746
You mean music from Japan?
Yeah I do. It's different to western music but still has as many genres.
>>26570741
>>26570688
Thanks! I really appreciate it. There were a bunch of links from the /mu/ archive for mum so I've got plenty of stuff to listen to.
>>26570746
Certain OSTs are really good and I'm also partial to some OPs, but I don't really listen to it that much.
>>26570746
Worsehomestuck music
Doctors in 30 minuets lads, haven't had a shower in 3 days or slept last night, going to go to the co-op and take advantage of the fresh pastries afterwards, probably get some fresh baguettes for ham sandwiches and some other goodies
>>26559382
>>26559404
Make your peace quickly.
fuck off sunlight
>>26570863
hello Poo in the loo lad
lads anyone else have white things on your balls?
they're like zits but perfectly round and unpoppable
>>26570885
how did you know
ocee
>>26570906
Homosimpian
>>26570826
>Doctors in 30 minuets lads
What are you going for?
>>26570890
you're fine mate, google em, theyre called sebaceous cysts. only need to be addressed if they start getting sore or big
What's up lads? I'm in a really good mood today for some unknown reason, going to enjoy it while it lasts.
Someone give me ideas for things to do, I have a car and money.
>>26571033
You should definitelykill yourself.
>>26570890
>>26570988
They're not cysts, they're glands. The condition is called Fordyce Spots.
You can't remove them, believe me I've tried.
>>26571033
come over here, we can get mexican food and hang
>>26559346
is /britfeel/ restricted for brits only
still got some wine left
should i..
>>26559525
How did you get fucking Wales to do that? Maybe it's because I have none of the expansions but my progress is always so slow
>>26559404
>tfw Gravity Falls is over
>tfw Steven Hiatusverse isn't coming back for a while
>tfw no qt angry space rock to call you a clod
Why live
fuck me lads, nearly had the full week off
>>26571312
>all that tumblrshit
what a pleb you are
>>26559404
without a doubt
porridginal comment
AHOY THERE MATEYS
PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD
>>26571347
> 2016
> Not enjoying Empowered Lesbian Womyn Space Rocks: the Sitcom
Consuming media with shitty fandoms is one of my vices.
>>26559382
>>26559404
Rare time I'm actually awake now.
>>26559624
oi oi guvna you know we are hard about that in the uk. enjoy your increased surveillance.
>>26570906
>>26571216
>one monitor
triggered
>>26571382
Permission granted young salty dog!. How are we this fine British morning?
>>26571149
Where is here? I am in Birmingham.
>>26571149
sounds good m8, where are ya
>>26571497
yo dude did the fucking bull get moved and downsized or is this a different one? IU was there the other week, pic related./
>>26571459
ROCKET LEAGUE TO START THEN I MIGHT HEAD IN TO TOWN LATER
>>26571216
Thas haram akhi.
>>26570944
Blood test results, I've had chest pains since I was a wee lad now they've become worse and I get dizzy spells and shortness of breath, they think it's anxiety attacks but they just wanted to make sure my heart was okay. Everything was okay, but now they're making me see a physiotherapist for some reason I can't help but feel I'm being taken for a ride, just diagnose it as anxiety attacks and pill me up doc.
No I'm not fat or a special snowflake
>buy bread
>forget the filling
Kill me now 2bh
>>26571542
No clue mate. I don't go into the centre very often, its full of pakis.
>>26571951
If you can't enjoy eating the bread on its own then you bought a shitty piece of bread.
why are these /britfeel/ threads extremely gay
not baiting just wondering
signed: a concerned anon
>>26572081
ASK TILDE AND HIS BAND OF MERRY MEN
>>26572081
Because of loneliness
It's actually a beautiful day today, feels like its been a long time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d8SzG4FPyM
Got a job offer and someone super liked me on tinder.
I think she is built like a brick shit house though. I like curves desu lads
>>26572138
CAN'T YOU DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?
>>26572081
I have learnt from these threads that weebs are inherently gay. Thus the large proportion of them can turn the general discussion on these threads to faggotry.
>>26572154
I was just explaining for that anon.
Watched a documentary on Joseph Fritzl last night, and they were interviewing one of his schoolmates about him and he said
>He always had a bit of a cynical smile, as if to say the situation is hopeless, but not serious.
That just kinda struck me as pretty robotic.
>>26572138
Great taste in music friendo
>>26572138
I wish these degenerates could just be pious asexuals. But Cultural Bolshevism, the Jews and SJWs clearly sway them to become heathens.
Evens I go to the job interview
Odds I stay home and regret not going
> tfw failed my driving test twice now
How do you even begin to deal with the fact you're useless at everything?
>>26572234
>4
Unlucky. Best out of 3?
>>26572226
I basically am desu, but I still need hugs and cuddles.
>>26572218
>>26572249
Do that
>>26572234
Just go lad. What have you got to lose?
would anyone like a vocaroo?
>>26572297
where you from lad? if youre a geordie then yes
>>26572310
not a geordie sorry
>>26572292
You know what to do...hug the waifu.
>>26572310
>tfw geordie but lost your accent through years of talking to americans online and feeling ashamed of where you're from
>>26572279
No, the robot has decided.
>>26572293
It's a group interview for the AA, I'm going to lose my mind.
>>26572354
>losing your geordie accent
you are worthless to me, scum
>>26572354
Geordie is the only northern accent I like, it is nice and makes me like them. You fucked up, and probably sound like a soulless clap.
>>26572336
>>26570836
>>26570826
>>26570688
>>26568744
>>26568484
>>26568297
>>26568158
>>26567293
>>26565811
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09qAFEI3NqK
>>26571951
Who says you need fillings?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLjx4H2WAHg
>>26572358
>It's a group interview for the AA
What's the job? Unless it's call centre shit, I'd go.
>>26572390
You didn't link me senpai.
Don't worry I listened to it anyways, I think it would have been better if you didn't try to stop laughing.
>>26572417
It is call centre shit. I might go and just do the training if I get it.
>>26572376
>>26572362
>Geordie is the only northern accent I like, it is nice and makes me like them. You fucked up, and probably sound like a soulless clap.
Believe me lads I regret it too. I don't know how I could fuck up so badly, I always make the stupidest choices I shouldn't be allowed to breathe desu. I just felt like it was stupid and "low class" and that people would hate having to listen to it, idk.
My parents are both from Ashington where the accent/dialect is so thick it's practically another language (they both speak like this too) I've brought so much fucking dishonour upon my famiry I should just commit hara-kiri already.
>>26572390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q891h8iht2
>>26572435
>It is call centre shit.
DO NOT GO.
>>26572454
Fuck you, there's nothing wrong with working in a callcentre. If he's customer suppot instead of sales it's downright fine.
>>26572429
sorry for not linking you senpai
i'm trying to grow my confidence because i hate my voice and much more then that i hate speaking
i can do it again and try and be more serious if you want? or as i say, i'll take any request
>>26572446
sorry m8 was only yanking your chain, it's a copypasta
>>26572475
You will be driven to suicide.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304096/Graduate-physics-PhD-31-fell-death-block-flats-taking-job-centre-qualified-for.html
>>26572491
You can yank something else anon.
My turgid cock.
>>26572390
ayy lemow
Rich coming from someone posting here, I'm well jelly of your ebin life pham must be good having a shitty accent and having to read from a script
>posting favourite cartoon female makes you thing
Wow gee wiz I'll remember how someone got so butt blasted about me posting they had to (You) me 4 times
I bet you eat dangle berries and semen for your breakfast and shit stew for dinner, fight me IRL you wretch
>>26572440
Or, y'know, just get it back.
I was losing my devon accent since I moved to fucking Surrey where everyone sounds like a pretend londoner, so I watch hot fuzz every now and then so as not to forget.
>>26572491
I just fancied posting a vocaroo desu lad.
No harm
>>26572502
I doubt anon is a Physics professor though
>>26572507
okay anon, i will do that for you too if you want.
>>26572508
You should have read the replies fampai, don't be mean.
>>26572521
Thanks anon, I want to ejaculate so hard it takes down those meanie Russian bombers that keep coming to our airspace.
>>26572560
I don't know if I can yank your chain THAT hard but I can certainly try.
>>26572502
Reminder that this physics PhD probably died a virgin/very inexperienced while wagecucks are still funding Stacys and mudslimes popping out their sixth kid
>>26572502
He offed himself because he was over qualified and felt he should get better jobs.
OP probably only has GCSE's.
Conducting a morning AMA for all the lowlifes here that need some advice.
Here are my accomplishments.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my university has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
Also, I will live a good life at your expense.
>>26572685
why do you lie on the internet through low quality copypasta b8?
>>26572534
It's just #bantz lad, was only joking like just pulling his podger, 'avin a giggle init
>>26572685
No one needs or wants your advice. If you were as successful and happy as you claim then you wouldn't be here, you'd be fucking your 10/10 gf in your private jet. Sod off.
>>26572711
Flattered.
>>26572769
I never claimed to have a 10/10 gf nor did I claim to have a private jet.
>>26572622
I've got a degree in English Lit, so basically the equivalent of GCSEs yeah.
I'm not going btw lads.
Hello all I am a 100% ethnic Britbong: how is the Motherland?
>>26572789
Why'd you apply mate? Is it the group part that is scaring you?
>>26573072
I apply to almost everything. I did 2 years in a call centre before and I can't really bear going back.
>>26573248
did you make friends there?
>ordered something off amazon at the start of the month
>still hasn't arrived
Scared to complain in case it arrives afterwards too~
>>26573265
what did you order lad?
>>26573265
Could give me a (You) ?
I've never gotten a tildeanon (You) before.
I GOT AN INTERVIEW LADS!1
AFTER
>8
>FUCKING
>MONTHS
OF APPLYING TO JOBS
I COULD CRY
>>26573259
No man, I don't want to be friends with the pond life that inhabits call centres. There wasn't much opportunity anyway, there was never any downtime.
>>26573248
Same here. Quit last April and am in a cycle of applying to jobs i dont want, sometimes getting interviews and then bailing.
>>26573265
Complain. You might get free shipping or a gift cardso you can buy qt knee high socks
>>26573311
Just some manga~
>>26573319
Ask and you shall receive senpai~
>>26573343
Can I have another?
oc
Going to a mates soon, then off to the party tonight. I'm taking a litre of Vodka so i think it will be fun no matter what.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQn5lN3GSjc
>>26573311
100 GBP says it was slimming pills.
>>26573349
please shut the fuck up, you've gone from alright, to mildly annoying to horrible, please get a trip so people can filter you, or look at how azulad is learn how to not be annoying as fuck
>>26573321
The struggle has only just begun.
Get ready for "So what have you been in the past 8 months?".
>>26573393
This. Come up with something conceiving to explain the gap.
>>26573368
Agreed. His normie blog posting is really fucking stupid.
>>26573329
yeah, think I will have to complain~going to have to look into buying some now
>>26573461
what does it say when you track it la? and supply me with some cute pictures yeh lad.
>>26572685
why are you on here?
Because you get dopamine spikes with every bit of jealousy and anger thrown at you, relishing in your snarky responses to us pitiful "lowlifes"
I know why you are here. there is still something missing in your life. something keeping you from being where you want to be, or something that happened to you that you suppress. So you come here to make fun of others and brag in bullet points about all the good things in your life to feel better about yourself, and it will work for the time being.
But is it really a victory on your part?
you know there is something making you come here, to taunt us. When i was younger and my parents separated, I bullied others to feel better about myself. It takes one to know one. Don't be like me. Don't be immature and spiteful. But if feeling superior to others is the only thing keeping you going then go nuts, hope you have a good life bro.
>>26573494
Says it's "on the way". Although the expected arrival was days ago and the delivery status says it should have already arrived~
>>26573523
>and the delivery status says it should have already arrived~
contact them now
>>26573515
IT'S BAIT. DON'T REPLY
>>26573538
Done it lad~
Hopefully I can get some free stuff out of this desu~
>laying in bed comfy
>everyones downstairs talking, relatives over.
>decide to get up to go see them
>get out of bed, get dressed open bedroom door, I can hear relatives just leaving
>fuck, might as well take a bit longer and brush my teeth first then.
>get done, heading downstairs, hear door shut.
>go down, house is silent and empty. im all alone. might aswell not got out of bed desu. fuck trying.
>>26573558
Clever, might use that one myself.
>>26573553
too late.
oceee
>>26573515
good response wasted on bait
What's the afternoon plan, decent lads?
> gonna buy some new clotheson the internet, obviously, and hope they fit
> gonna smoke up and probably watch more x-files
> not gonna look up r34 of dana scully
>http://strawpoll.me/6842558/r
Results are in, This Friday's movie will be Apocalypse Now!
Now, I sadly can't link you lads to the stream because that's 'advertising' (pic very much related), but I'm sure you can remember or figure out the URL pretty easily.
See you fine fellows tomorrow at 10PM!
>>26573712
>saving private ryan didn't get enough votes and is knocked out for next week
kill me
>>26573558
Fucking hell anon thats a fucking quality idea
>wake up
>poleaboo still hasnt killed himself
it hurts lads
>>26573612
>>26573804
deleted, use wisely and don't share or our secret is RUINED!
>>26573712
Why is it such a fucking boring movie this time?
>>26573712
Anyone got the stream link? I fancy a comfy night
>>26573702
sounds pretty comfy lad~
>do some uni work
>buy some new clothes
>watch some anime
>find some good daki pictures of the waifu
It's alright desu~
Painters in, so i'm hiding upstairs playing vidya
Gotta get up tomorrow to wait for some blokes to deliver furniture "between 7am and 9pm"
>>26573612
>>26573804
>>26573846
What was it?? I need to know! Don't leave fellow britlads hanging.
>>26574023
Nice try, /r/4chan
>>26574023
nope, not saying. it's one of those things that if too many people do/become known it won't work
>>26574032
excuse me? that's not my name.
>>26574044
Fair enough but can you at least tell me what category it falls into? life advice? bennies loophole?
Time for a brew and a twix
What's the condition that Thom Yorke, Forest Whitaker and Romesh Ranganathan have where their eyelid is droopy? It's not lazy eye, but I think I have it and it makes me look like a retard.
If I can get it fixed I might be able to get a job.
TFW no gf with humongous fake over sized tits.
>>26574115
Ptosis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptosis_%28eyelid%29
took me 10 seconds to google for that. it's not your eye stopping you from getting a job, it's your lack of a brain.
>>26574023
i saved it. i'll let you see it only if you cuddle me first.
>>26573987
WHEN YOU SHOWING THAT BOIPUSSY
>>26574186
So if my brain causes it you're saying it can't be fixed with surgery?
>>26573712
hope my weed arrives tomorrow so i can be high as fuck for the britfeel movie this week
Bought a tenga egg lads I can't wait to have a try.
Arriving Monday with some nice lube, spit is getting a bit old.
About to leave the house for the first time in two weeks to hand in CVs at any place that's hiring. Any of you lads had any luck with this approach?
Internet applications have got me nowhere.
>>26574201
Go to the doctor and discuss your trepanning options.
>>26574222
DRUGGIRS GTFO, WE'RE A PURE GENERAL
>>26574222
>"NDD"
>takes 3 days to arrive
>that crushing feeling as another day passes with no post
lazy vendors man...
>>26574230
"Sorry, our application process is done online. Do you want me to give you the website link?"
>>26574230
Nope. Literally every single job I've ever had it's been because my parents knew someone.
>>26574243
im a pathetic shell of a human being who somehow lucked into being the sperm to fertilise my mother's egg, it would be better if i had died in the race to get there and never come into existence, im a junkie, a druggie, a waste of space, whatever you want to call me i know what i am, im the worst person here and all weed does is let me try and escape how much of a disgusting, pathetic attempt at a person i am and enjoy myself for a bit
so im sorry im this pathetic anon
>>26574275
Hey I'm the same way! Except I've never had weed.
>tfw I hate myself.
>>26574435
i wouldnt really say i hate myself, i mean i dont like myself, i dont like things about myself, but all that i say i just see and the truth, describing how much of an awful person i am isnt hate for myself, its just how things are and nothing can change that
as for the weed, the thing i enjoy about weed is that for awhile, it allows me to package everything up, all my thoughts about myself and everything, box them up and put it to the side so i can go ahead and watch, play or read things and have fun, its just the ultimate form of escapism for me
>>26574275
> tfw weed is the only thing stopping you from becoming an hero
>>26563051
>>26562602
OK you probably won't read this, but here is some personal advice from someone who overthinks and plans social interaction in advance. Feel free to think it's bullshit.
For the hug, just make it a single arm one. Go in confidently and assertively but not overwhelmingly. Possibly wear a bag and have your other hand on the strap to make it feel a bit less awkward.
Make sure you have something to do or be at. It doesn't have to be real, but after 45 mins to an hour or so you should be announcing that you have to be somewhere. You're a student so you have loads of things you could say. Even if you think things are going really well and want to spend all day with her, resist the urge to blow your wad this early; you want to leave her wanting more. You want to show that you are in charge and control of your life and stick to your plans. Try to make sure you are the one who first suggests leaving so you don't seem too passive and just following her lead. If you feel the date has gone well you can ask if she would like to do it again sometime in the near future at this point.
The general idea is to make her feel like you have made the effort to fit her into your busy schedule, but that you're not so desperate as to drop everything else in your life for her.
>>26574522
>wear a bag
Man that is some metrosexual tier homosexuality.
What's a good part time job I can have that requires zero experience and doesn't have much social interaction?
The part time part is optional
>>26574260
I can confirm with this, both my jobs were only obtained because people have said "hey anon, there's a position at this place so if you want it, just say before it goes"
One was at a small restaurant as a barman, the other was factory work with keeping an eye on parcels to get delivered.
I handed out around 140 CV's and applied online before that, I was lucky to get two to even reply and say "unfortunately no".
At the first place I saw CV's fly in, but my managerwho knew my parentsjust put them in her office, when one of her husbands friends was looking for a second job, she hired him on the spot and discarded all of the other applications.
That shit made me fucking nervous.
>>26561764
Golden Virginia and OCB Kingsize for zoots, for the smoothness.
Back when I used to smoke fags it had to be Cutters Choice on the regular or Amber Leaf if I was gattered.
Nowadays I vape because I'm a faggot, but still smoke spliffs.
>>26574561
He's a student, 90% of them carry a bag with books or whatever.
>>26574258
I'm thinking of small shops and the like just to get some money while I spend time on some bigger position applications.
>>26574561
What's wrong with it? He's a student so it will look normal, not gay, and it will lend some legitimacy to the hug and also show that he has stuff to do. It's a great accessory for this kind of thing.
If he just went without a bag it would show he's literally only left his room to meet her, and that looks lame as fuck to women.
>>26574593
What's wrong with a rucksack?
>>26574562
I use to work at cash4clothes. Part time.
Most cosy job I had mate. I just sat listening to music all day and maybe dealt with 4-5 people come in with bags of clothes.
Chill as fuck, but was minimum wage. Not that that bothered me, I was still staying with my parents.
Failling that, nightshift stocker. Worked at B&Q 5 nights a week from 8-2 stocking shelves with like 4 other people. You get too trolley loads, stock them and your done. Just take your time and you'll take all night.
Work Maccas nights full time now. DO NOT RECOMMEND. The people are great and fun, and I work in kitchen so don't need to deal with customers, but the job is death and managers rota so few people for nightshift you're doing 3 peoples work.
>>26574275
don't be so hard on yourself
I'm a kv, a complete loser, but that's it, the sooner you accept who you are, the faster you'll anhero/compensate/accept it
have you ever done something to feel bad about?
laziness is the lightest sin, if that makes you feel better
>>26574621
...nothing? A rucksack is a type of bag, y'know.
>>26574571
Urgh this is depressing. How will I ever get a job?
>>26574652
Why are you suggesting a 'manbag' then?
>>26561764
You wont be dissapointed, especially in a joint
>>26574678
If the stories anything to go by, hope you know/your parents know someone whos got a position at their place
>>26563081
must have baby face. Stop letting it bother you, are you a man or a mouse?
Feeling pretty good, lads. Turned 21 yesterday, had a house party for it and got off with a chick I've been into and been loose friends with for the last year. I tried to flirt with her before with no reaction (complimented her looks, took the piss out of her, a bit touchy-feely etc), plus she's a bit of a zoned-out airhead at all times, so I suspected she had no idea. And even last night, when I spent most of the night hanging out with her, having drinks with her, calling her gorgeous/pretty/hot a couple of times, she still was surprised when it happened. Didn't want to do anything else, which was fine by me, and was concerned about it messing up our friendship, and I just told her "I was kinda always into you anyway".
So I'm feeling good, brahs. It's going to be interesting next time we talk and see how she acts about it. It'd be great to be fuck buddies, but if she's not down for that, that's fine too. If I didn't make out with her, we'd not talk much and see each other every few months. If she reacts badly or weird now it's happened... We'll not talk much and probably see each other in a few months.
If you like a grill you're friends with, just do it. It's fun. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Shouts out to /adv/ for giving me the courage to just do it, too.
>>26574802
I'm too socially retarded to even bring myself to apply anywhere, the fact that even if I did the chance of me being hired is so slim is just terrifying, especially since I'd completely fuck up any interviews
>>26570544
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
SPOT THE VIRGIN
>>26574971
>>26574956
Right, first things first you are bad lads.
Secondly, go fuck yourself you actual cunts.
Thirdly, and this is the most important thing. GET THE FUCK OFF MY BRIT FEEL THREAD AND GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD IVE HAD IT WITH THESE FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
>>26574802
Well that's the problem, they don't.
>>26574971
There's literally nothing wrong with being a virgin, anon
>>26574959
>>26575017
Then I wish you both the best of luck
>tfw used to have gf
>tfw we used to play Diablo together
>tfw no gf
>tfw can't play Diablo anymore
>>26575049
Is that all? So my life is fucked because my parents don't know anyone?
>>26575135
Pretty much. If you have no experience you literally cannot get a job without knowing someone or someone knowing someone for you. It is how everybody gets their first job. Chronic NEETs are NEET because their family don't have any connections.
>>26575128
>not being able to play diablo
The horror bro, I wish I never get to feel that pain.
>tfw play diablo I&II every few years because they're so fun.I even kinda liked D3 after the expansion
>>26575135
Nah bro, they're is hope. Part time jobs are always going keep applying and you'll get something. I didn't start working till I was 23. I'm 28 now and had 3 jobs. It's easier to get a job in a job etc, etc.
>>26575128
It's okay Diablos bad anyway
>>26575128
Where do you even get vidya gfs?
>>26575171
>they're is hope
apparently no
>>26575171
Are you the nice man who works in McDonalds?
>>26575182
The internet
robot pls go
>>26575185
Mate, if a goon who can't even english can get a job, I'm sure a nice smart lad can.
Although my bad grammar is probably why
>>26575187
I am the guy who works at Maccy D's.
>>26575208
where abouts on the internet
>>26575208
Looking for a needle in a haystack, then.
All I want is to sit in the same room as my vidya gf, with a computer each, and play the same RPG/strategy/etc. games together.
Also, lads, a mate of mine got 'let go' from work and apparently has to apply for 30 jobs a week on the dole. Is this true? 30 jobs a week or he gets his money stopped?
How do you guys even do it?
Back in my day it was 3 job related activities (read the paper, checked the job centre, asked in store) and now I learn you gotta do 30 jobs a week for your rennies. You youths have it hard.
>>26575267
You've got to show that you're spending 35hrs a week on your job search. If you're doing all 35 hours then you'll definitely manage to apply for far, far more than 30 jobs.
The advisors themselves will usually be a bit fairer on you.
>>26575306
How much money do you get on the dole?
I'm probably going to stop posting here. My life is going pretty well and has been for quite a while and you guys are just way too negative.
You're bringing me down.
>>26575347
Good, fuck off and die you disgusting normalfag.
>>26575347
you made it anon
run, run far far away from this place
>>26571414
that fella yesterday told you to just get up. i believe in you, alphys-buddy
>>26575306
Mate, that's harsh though.
35 hours a week. I live in a small town surrounded by even smaller towns.
Even with travel there are so few jobs here. And that's including ones I know my CV would get rejected right away.
Sounds brutal.
>>26575319
Use to be 75 quid a week for over 21s back when I was on. Don't think it's changed much.
>>26575347
He thinks he's gonna stop coming here.
Nah bro, you will. You'll just be considered a normiefag, when in reality you're just a cyborg.
>>26575359
do this tbqh this place sucks the life out of you
>>26575385
Doesn't matter that you live in a small town. You have to be willing to travel up to 90 minutes to work.
90 minutes there and 90 minutes back.
>>26575347
What kind of traitor abandons his mates just because his own life is going pretty well?
Selfish cunt.
>>26575419
You're not my mate.
>>26575419
Anyone with common sense, why stick with a bunch of miserable cunts when you've got it good and can find better people?
>>26575419
Exactly, we were never his mates in the first place.
>>26575385
My mum always gives me shit whenever i say I need to go on the dole and then gives me 100 quid to last me a month while I look for jobs. It's pretty unliveable.
>>26575433
I'm your mate whether you like it or not, m8.
>>26575433
Yes I am, you want to fight about it?
>>26575347
see you tomorrow pal
>>26575464
Why don't you stop taking the piss and look for jobs then?
>>26575347
How long have you been here anon?
>>26575408
90 minutes travel time each way.
So by the time I pay for all my travel and bills I'd be broke as fuck mate.
I guess it makes getting your numbers up easier though. an hour and half travel I have 1 city and 1 major shopping outlet so I guess technically I could.
>>26575464
why does your mum give you shit lad? No shame being on the dole. Benefits britain and other shows make everyone look scummy, but it's better than, I'm on a GAP YAH! and being broke as fuck though.
Shit, my senpai thinks I'm above maccy d's but it pays my rent and lets me live the independent life.
>>26575521
I am, that's my point. It just seems like I could do the same thing on jobseekers and be able to actually go around the city looking for openings.
>>26575527
They'll cover your travel costs for the first week or two, I think. But yeah you could easily wind up spending half your daily wage on travel to work.
Drinking vodka and playing board games with the lads
>>26575441
I helped a mate get through one of the worst periods of his life even though he was completely insufferable. As soon as his life improved and he got a gf he stopped hanging out and talking to me. His and your attitudes are exactly what puts me off ever helping people who are down in the dumps again.
>>26575595
>day drinking
Fuck off scum
>there is no way to get rid of this junfag
managed to turn himself into the worst poster in the thread within weeks, and the worst thing is he probably things it's just "jealous haters" who want him to leave
>>26575527
She has some bizarre views on public services. I try to tell her that the whole point of it is to get people working so they can contribute to society, but she thinks that if I go on the dole I'm taking money away from other people. I tell her there is a government budget for benefits and the NHS and that using them doesn't change this budget but it falls on deaf ears.
>>26575627
leave them alone they are only 12
>>26575634
>he's jelly junlad is plowing azufags boipussy
>>26575595
>tfw no friends to play tabletop with
>>26575595
>tfw filled with a intense desire to cuddle
/britfeel/ has messed me up
>>26575644
Feel bad for you mate. Why not just secretly sign on?
If your mum doesn't read your mail she'll never know.
>>26575664
doesnt even look like they talk any more since they used to circlejerk in these threads
>>26575634
Fuck off >>26575646
I'm 21>>26575714
I was at his place Monday night
Reminder that if we leave the EU you'll have to pay 50% import tax on everything you buy online.
>>26575608
Then he's a smart lad, its literally survival of the fittest in this world now, if you can take advantage of others who think they're being good for helping other people, take advantage of it and use that to boost yourself up. There's a reason why selfishness is strong in this day and age, while the "helpful" are just stepping stones for them.
>>26575790
Gubbermint is dumb but not that dumb.
>>26575792
This
>not robbing people
>not being on benefits
literally cucking normies all day every day
>>26575792
Fucking corrupt capitalism.
We've got to pull together if we're going to advance humanity. Otherwise we'll all be buried in shit.
>>26574707
Nobody suggested a manbag you spanner
>>26575891
Don't argue with me unless you want a slap.
>>26575952
He's right though, no one said anything about manbags, I'm not sure where you got that from.
suns out but its still cold
>>26576102
wow deep
kinda like life huh
>>26576102
Not to brag, but my room is small and cosy, easily the warmest part of the house.
>>26576102
winter; crazy stuff
>>26576111
PC on 24/7 keeps it warm
>>26576102
irish weather
>>26576134
It's not on 24/7 though, and its only a laptop.
>>26575792
Not that smart. When he get's in that position again I am not going to be there to help him, in fact I will probably try to sabotage any recovery he has.
Convince people you have American teeth, by putting a train ticket in your mouth
Is it acceptable for someone with a degree to work in a supermarket while they look for something better?
>>26576152
poor technique senpai
>>26576166
Funny that lad
>>26576178
Acceptable? It's normal. The next step is to never find anything better and work at the supermarket forever.
>>26576178
It certainly is and will look good to a potential employee, and you can blag it taught you some important skills.
The less demanding jobs I've had have been the most fun. The people are much nicer and you can have a laugh.
>>26576256
Trouble is supermarkets won't take you because they know you will be off at the first opportunity.
>>26576286
I'll just remove it from my CV and not mention it, I think.
>>26574783
my nigger
just dont use for rollups
Listening to the oblivion ost and playing descent. Fuck this is fun.
>>26576450
Oblivion really was great, it just felt so much more alive than Skyrim. Bethesda have really lost their way, Skyrim and especially Fallout 4 feel so soulless and empty. I can't understand how they are so celebrated when Witcher 3 - a game with a few issues itself was better than Fallout 4 in every single way and came out most of a year before.
>>26576597
I completely agree lad oblivion was the best atmosphere.
>>26576597
It's because >muh first person perspective
It's not something that gets mixed with open world stuff very often, and probably for good reason.
It's weird how it lacks both the fun quests of oblivion and the cool world of morrowind, though I wonder what happened.
If you type 'define anagram' into Google it asks 'Did you mean: nerd fame again?'
>>26576685
>tfw no murder mystery quest in skyrim
>>26576685
>though
Why can't I fucking type properly? I'm half convinced there is actually something wrong with other than being lazy and apathetic.
>>26576941
you missed a me out of that sentence fama
>>26576967
I know, I really need to double check my posts.
I just didn't want to make two posts in a row, that would make me feel even more pathetic and useless.
>>26576757
>What is blood on the ice.
o god I am trying to eat the soup
Does anyone here know how to deal with alcoholism? I'm finding it realy hard. Tips if you can
>>26577071
r u using ur hands??
>>26577084
no I am suing the bread.. bread ahands
ohg god help
How do I get an appointment with a psychiatrist?
I'm really far away from the GP I'm registered with and I don't really know how to go about doing it.
>>26577140
you need to be referred by your gp
>>26577140
Private you can yellowpages.
NHS you'll need to be referred by a GP.
>>26577075
have you tried not drinking?
>>26577286
Tried but being on my own eventually gets to me
>>26577286
This sounds like a good idea to me. I feel that if you tried not drinking, it would help with the problem of drinking too much.
Unless you're a really heavy drinker in which case you could have a seizure.
>>26577324
Have you tried heroin just to take the edge off
>>26577324
and how does being drunk make that better?
>>26575222
I'd be your friend you seem really nice.
I am going to name you Niceanon.
>>26576286
Not true. We need people like that more than you realise. Just to use and abuse basically.
Source: ASDA Manager
Anyone here from Cardiff? I am going to move there. What are the nice areas and what are the dodgy areas?
Everyone in the Steam chat now
>>26577499
>I am going to move there
why
it's dire
>>26577585
Can't lad sorry.
>>26577499
you never emailed me m8, how come?
>>26577786
I'm just not that into you
>>26571255
You literally just unite Wales, then as the English petty kings fight amongst themselves pick them off one by one. Also Longbow retinues are OP as fuck, they're the most cost effective retinues in the game.
I think I might have depression, lads. I've never had to use the NHS so I don't have any idea what the procedure is.
Freddo what's app mine.
Bonsai<
>>26559724
Any tips on how to get comfy civil service job? There's one going near me.
JEEEEEEEEZUS
just bought danganronpa for pc lads
>>26577394
How do I get a supermarket job? The tests are all so weird. Then they ask why you want to work there as if you're going to have something super deep to say about it when I just need the cash.
What's the best thing to say that will appeal to managers like you?
x's and o's
>>26578207
Noice one senpai
goat game, although the second one is better.
Anybody else have parents who are harsher on them than their siblings?
>Growing up always smashed great grades and got put in special 'talented' classes at school
>Narrowly missed Oxbridge but still got into top ten uni and got a really good job straight out of it
>two other siblings about 7 and 9 years older
>They've both fucked up at my age (21) and had loads of credit card debt and uni drop outs and my parents spent all their money bailing them out
>Already earning the same as one and one went abroad and got arrested and needed 5k to be bailed out
>Parents paid it no problem and say they're not bothered if he pays it back
>Keep getting offered jobs in London so trying to save so I can set up for a month with rent and deposit etc
>Parents don't care despite the fact I'm ascending our working class background
>Charge me stupid rent and get bent out of shape if it isn't paid on time
>Want me to move out but charge me just below market price so it's not even cheap to live at home
Not sure why they treat me like shit and expect so much when I've done nothing but work and do well yet my siblings at my age were too busy getting fucked off their faces and into debt and they bailed them out no problem.
Annoying as fuck
>>26578320
Played them both on vita before, just support the weebshit coming over to pc, I enjoyed the atmosphere of being trapped in a school more than the settingof being in a simulation, but I think 2 was over all the better game for me, especially with characters like Nagito, Mahiru and Chiaki.
>>26578340
You can't get charged with murder for encouraging someone else to murder now so I feel comfortable telling you to murder them in their beds.
>>26577394
Give me a job then pls
>>26578340
Because you're doing better than they were.
>>26578437
Yes but it makes no sense.
I have to stay at home and not take even better London jobs because they want me to pay rent despite the fact I literally just use my bed and have the odd shower.
I want to do things with my life and am trying to fund it myself.
Why did my siblings get to go otu and rack up credit cards and get it paid off yet never have any responsibility?
Just pisses me off that they wouldn't give me a break for all my hard work.
Done nothing but try to make them proud and they treat me worse than if I had have just brought them undue stress and misery.
>>26578431
kek
>come home to post waifu
>the old thread is still up, obviating the need to post waifu who has already been posted
Just what the HECK is going on?
>>26578413
I actually really likethe shapshifterscharacter a lot too actually. for some reason.
Your right about the setting, but I enjoyed the twist at the end of 2 more than 1 desu.
>>26578482
Yeah, the threads have been unusually slow the last few days~
>>26578482
>tfw my waifu post is still the joint king(queen?) of the thread.
>>26578526
don't reply to me you fucking freak
>>26578526
POST YOUR BOIPUSSY TO SPEED IT UP THEN
>>26578554
>being this big of a hypocrite
lel
Whats everyone listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBlzUW_kVIY
>>26578644
absolute radio
How many of you guys are going to try to get on Catfish UK?
>4 posts in the last 20 minutes
Is /britfeel/ ded?
>>26571255
The old gods expansion lets you start earlier and form easy empires in the Uk
new thread for you my good ladstachi
>>26578974
>>26578974
>>26578974
what did you lads do today?
I thought it was Tuesday :(
didn't sleep and put sheets over my windows so don't even notice the passing of days
>have hundreds of games
>cant decide on what to play
>end up sitting here browsing internet
