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Good lads yorokobe edition
Posting waifu tbqhwy lads
ococo
How do I use the NHS, lads?
>>26579025
Can't ever have too much of the waifu.
>>26578974
Any NEETs who do matched betting here?
ow.ly forwardslash YmdEO
>>26579025
Wankfu
Thursday night is bath night. Whether I need one or not
>>26579042
This isn't the citizens advice bureau Ahmed.
>>26579025
Need to feel the warmth of her body against mine.
>>26579076
i wanted to express my disgust at only bathing once a week
>mfw i only shower when im going out anyway
which is less than once a week ;-;
PaKiS OuT
As per usual
>>26579099
I promise I'm white anon, I've just never had a use for it
What do you wish for lads? I wish for more hot gals at bristol tb.
>>26579121
doctors can be good or shite
really depends
they probs wont get back to you after appointment cos its all tick box exercises now they don't even get paid
mine tried to kill me
but yh i still had a mostly good experience
>>26579025
Here's my waifu~
What's everyone doing tonight?
Might have to go to the shop soon tbqh~
>>26579125
>What do you wish for lads?
My waifu to be real senpai~
So is no one going on Catfish?
>Job interview tomorrow
I don't think I even want it, its less money but hopefully less awful
>>26579183
>wales independant
Did anyone ever watch that Babadook film? Was realyl scary desu.
>>26579215
>>wales independant
yh implying anyone is gonna stick with this sinking ship
btw notts master race
we claim the new expanded midlands
>>26579192
WE'RE WAITING ON YOUR BOIPUSSY TO GET POSTED TONIGHT
>>26579267
>cornwall
hahahahahaha
u in here dom
i know you are
>>26579267
Life isn't a game of crusader kings
>>26579304
ye m8 whats up
>>26579267
>tfw Derby
>>26579267
is this more realistic?
oi someone link me the film night poll i wanna vote
anime is for pedos
>>26579102
hi mate, how's it going?
>>26579313
identify yourself
>>26579102
how bout the warmth of this dick in your boipussy
>>26579382
Doing okay I guess, relatively. You?
Britbots. Any of you out there got jobs?
>I try to sell broadband for a living.
>>26579267
It would be hilarious if this happened.
The south would need to build walls to keep the unwashed filth out as they deteriorated into even more of a third world.
>>26579391
is this what your looking for?
oc
take a look lads.
>>26579025
Posting waifu.
Sure am looking forward to /britfeel/ film night and getting trashed tomorrow desu
>>26579361
What made you think that?
Apart from everything about it.
When my dad is watching TV he wees out the back door because he doesn't want to go upstairs. Does anyone else's dad do this?
>>26579479
is there a way to play this on easy mode for retards?
>>26579447
Yes, I complain about it here all the time
>>26579523
Play as an easy country, it is really not that complicated a game.
>>26579447
ill buy your broadband
>>26579519
my dad wizzed on your dads face
>>26579523
Do you think that the game is hard?
I found the interface was more of an issue when I started
>just pick ottoderp and plough your men into the infidels
here is another pic of my Italy play-through
once you figure out the game its a dick load of fun
>>26579607
No he didn't that's not true.
>>26579550
>>26579619
I'm a legit retard lads, I probably need cheats.
Have you ever snorted cocaine off a hookers arse? I have
>>26579619
Can you play as Portugal. I'd like to play as Portugal
>>26579458
yh spend the last of their precious coin on building walls to keep out everyone else
this time they use a physical barrier rather than an economic one
but soon the great unwashed begin sharpening sticks, collecting rocks and building huge siege engines
The losses are great and the trained soldiers kill 1000s for each that dies but eventually they run out of ammunition and resort to killing with the crown jewels
The hordes eventually break through and descend upon the palace
they hesitantly rape the queen and more enthusiastically ravage the corgis
the southerners who were unexposed to the foul viruses of the north die of a great new plague which mixes with foreign diseases (that's what you get when you give heathrow a 5th terminal) to kill all remaining people
nurgle is very pleased
>>26579654
You can play as fucking anyone
>>26579025
Having an alright time with the lads desu.
I CANT DECIDE WHAT GAME TO PLAY BECAUSE I HAVE HUNDREDS OF THEM
MY DAYS OFF ARE BEING WASTED JUST BROWSING THE INTERNET AND WATCHING VIDEOS BECAUSE I CANT BRING MYSELF TO START A NEW GAME
PLEASE HELP ME
>>26579683
I know.
Hard isn't it.
>>26579673
Enjoy your normalfag party full of normalfags, you normalfag.
Maybe you can make out with some Stacies while fist-bumping your frat bros and drinking beer out of those red cups.
>>26579673
You all fucking that twink of yours?
>>26579712
Whats wrong with being a normalfriend?
>>26579654
Generally I find the colony game to be quite boring, but Portugal is the strongest nation when it comes to it.
>national ideas and traditions are suited towards it
>start with an island that is close to the new world
>have a powerful historical friend in England and Castile/Spain
>>26579683
>>26579693
Play EUIV kek
If I had the internet speed I would ask you lads to play some EUIV with me
>>26579648
Watch a play through on Youtube lad, its an easy game, just need to learn the terrain types and when to not take fights. That is the most important thing IMO.
Here I am playing the Teutonic Order, who can choose to become Prussia, and then Germany if you so wish.
>>26579668
kill yourself please desu
What song sums you up, lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJRR3Ltm_sw
>>26579712
It's really not like that you cunt.>>26579724
That's next week.
>>26579551
I'll do you a good deal. 27 quid for the fibre plus I'll get you a discount on a great phone. iPhone 5s for 15 quid per month.
Give it to your waifu
>>26579773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmzg_goa_tc
this to be honest lad.
>>26579795
im serious desu, ill do it to help you
>>26579773
Posted it in the last thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBlzUW_kVIY
>>26579768
Why, what did I do senpai?
>>26579805
Thank you brobot. But I'd feel to bad making you pay so much for the service
Why are there no volume controls on these embedded videos anymore. Are google being shit scum again?
>>26579795
wow, are you even trying to hide it?
im also jewish so i am immune to your tricks
Anyone else feel incredibly uncomfortable when they're outside? People tend to stare at me too so I must be making it obvious.
>>26579900
yeah I hate it.
I always end up feeling completely worthless whenever someone walks near me.
>>26579237
>>26579683
I know this feeling all too well. Currently on a bit of a downer after finishing my last JRPG, taking some time to reflect on it, think about it while listening to the soundtrack.
Not sure what I'll tackle next, I'm hoping to go back and play some classics that were never available to me. Like Star Ocean, Tales of Phantasia, Lufia, the original Final Fantasy and SMT, stuff like that. Breath of Fire, Secret of Mana, Terranigma... The SNES was truly an awe inspiring console.
>have to give a presentation at work
>have to draw something on the whiteboard
>I drew it wrong
Holy shit lads
Do you sometimes have those days when you wish you were a bird and you could just fly away
>>26579967
Yeah except rather than be a bird, being dead.
It's more realistic.
>>26579967
Yeah except rather than be a bird, have a gun.
And shoot everyone in the room.
>>26580040
Underage band
>panic @ the discotheque
>Tfw do nothing at work all day long
>Tfw get paid
>Tfw nobody has noticed
Lads someone posted here before they applied at GCHQ and got rejected because of their 4chan posts. I can't tell if they were trolling or if they would really look at what you've posted on the web?
Guys sometimes my hands make me anxious when I am typing because they are hairy and remind me of tarantulas. Is this normal?
>>26580142
LOOK OUT, SPIDERS
PAKIS OUT lll NOW llllllI
>>26580091
I'd certainly be wary if you get to the vetting stage. It's an incredibly intrusive process, drugs tests, ex-partners, what kind of porn you're into.
>>26580219
>what kind of porn you're into.
Is that true? Why do they want to know that?
>>26580087
What do you do instead? I think its even worse to be starring at a screen pretending to work hoping my boss doesn't ask me what I'm doing or realising I was starring at the same screen for 5 minutes
>>26580237
if you say children they put you in a high position or make you a politician and provide kiddies and VIP access to pedo rings so they can use you as a puppet and if you ever say no then they will threaten to tell everyone about the kiddies
>>26580091
I'm not that anon but I was rejected and no reason given, this was before the scandals about them snooping came out.
I like to think it was because of all the porn
>>26580314
>>26580091
do you know more?
is it due to the specific posts like anti govt ones or just cos you part of the 'chon community?
>>26580312
You dont say anon. They tell you.
They know your tastes more than you do.
>>26580356
They literally refused to speak to me, could of been shitposting, the cocks, or maybe something else
>>26580237
They ask about everything, they want to know if they can trust you (ie you're loyal to your queen and country, won't betray it for religion or other personal beliefs) or if someone would be able to blackmail you. Family, friends, personal vices etc. it's all important.
And if they find you lie or hide stuff you're out permanently (and they will find out, just as you're told not to discuss your application the people they interview about you are told not to discuss it with you).
To be honest I can't see them intercepting your transmissions, especially given that they wouldn't have access to the stuff your ISP does. Although it's certainly possible.
If you're putting in the application now it's nothing to worry about. Get to the vetting stage first and then worry about what you've posted here.
All this talk of porn has reminded me I need to finish what I was wanking too earlier.
Is Poleaboo about? Do you know any places to find free ballbusting with British actresses? Since the government started banning porn everything I used to wank off too with British women has been removed.
>spend all week waiting for my iphone to be delivered
>finally get it
>my sim card is too fucking big for it
>>26580396
>to know if they can trust you (ie you're loyal to your queen and country, won't betray it for religion or other personal beliefs)
i guess the dream is over lads
>>26580420
You are supposed to get it cut dumby. Like Angryanon's penis.
>>26580390
Man that's really weird, I got a similar thing from DSTL.
>Unfortunately you have not been selected for the role on this occasion. You did however perform well and have passed the competency elements of the assessment centre.
That's all I heard from them after a month of waiting. Sent from some automated system. I phoned up previously to find out but both times they were "in a meeting". Sent an email asking about why and how I can improve and I've not heard anything.
They're either busy or want nothing to do with me.
Why do I want to work in a supermarket lads? I need to put something down on this application form.
>>26580461
Which supermarket is it? I can tell you exactly what you need to put down if you tell me which one it is.
>>26580461
you like meeting people
you have fond memories of living with your jewish grandfather who ran a little corner shop when you were a child and you used to help out
also you have an overwhelming desire and passion for broccoli
>>26580288
Just been reading the news/ updating Linkedin/ searching for other jobs/ sorting out my budget/ reddit most of the time
If smoebody asks me something I just bring up a report I've alraedy completed.
>>26579267
Did you know that if the South East of England (incl. London) became a separate entity to the rest it would be 10x richer than Monaco?
The South East of England is basically the wagecuck of the UK.
>>26580485
Lidl
oc
>>26580091
YEAH DUDE
while I was going through DV
they read my posts back to me on the phone that I'd made here
told me I was lucky I wasn't being done for hate speech
no idea about the porn though, I only use phub
>>26580446
i cut up a bunch of other sims that i don't use and couldn't get it right
>>26580504
My manager can see my screen form their desk, its suicide inducing.
pander in potachini my lingering cheap and easy wolf stole into the best twelf once in an elf tho to cash a drop the Adots are getting stronger piccadilly Tube drivers Some Days Stream Berry straw hats and clapped out clap the painter haunts the painter to end with take it to that to the will to kill ones self go to sleep and do it all over again
>>26580485
>>26580508
Close, but I'm applying for Aldi.
>>26580512
lucky you weren't done for hate speech?
wtf did you say?
and is that even a thing?
its the internet its not real
>>26580446
>get it cut
>>26580526
>i cut up
Do they not just give you a micro-sim anymore?
The picture speaks for itself.
>>26579025
I bear my master's name, as her master did before her. Someday my apprentice will bear mine and she will find an apprentice to bear it after her.
>>26580508
You need to talk about how budget supermarkets just as Lidl are begining to take more and more market share from the traditional big supermarkets and you would like to be a part of that. You also need to talk about how efficient and well organised you find Lidl stores and employees to be when you enter them, and this is also something you would like to be a part of.
pro tip: Whenever you have to answer the question 'why do you want to work for us?' you just need to Google the company, see what they brag about themselves, then tell them you are all about whatever it is they brag about
http://www.lidl.co.uk/en/602.htm
>>26580554
they use nano sims which are even smaller than micro sims. so you either have to cut up your existing micro sim or order a new nano one and transfer your number and all that shit
>>26580601
jesus, unsuccessful in foundation year???
>>26580553
just stuff about pakis and muslims, sinking the boats and other stuff I'd posted on /pol/ about wanting to see them exterminated, likening them to cockroaches
I dont think they understood it was all anonymous and just a bit of banter
not even sure why they sided with those subhuman rats over me anyway, doesnt make much sense considering the biggest threat at the moment is muslims
still a bit angry about it
Still got two big hard lumps on my neck where my lymph nodes are lads, been reading around and this sounds like it's only caused by cancer.
I'm fucked, can't see a GP for ages either.
>>26580601
Welcome to Clearing lad
>>26580549
In that case the budget part I wrote about Lidl stays the same but add in that the quality of their goods is on par if not better than other more expensive super markets and write something about the drinks awards and stuff they brag about in the link below or the mother and baby range if that is your thing
https://www.aldi.co.uk/awards
>>26580641
HAHAHA i guess a saracen was filling out your paperwork
but m8 its only banter
>the biggest threat at the moment is muslims
your type's better off working in the army lad
>>26580610
Thanks this is actually helpful advice.
What kind of thing should I put for the whole 'describe a situation in which you provided excellent customer service?'.
I've only worked in bars and I don't really count serving poison as excellent customer service.
>>26580647
Lymph nodes are deep, unlikely you're feeling them. Even if it is it's probably just mumps. I doubt that it's blood cancer. Probably not.
>>26580647
I have lumps all over my body all the time.
If I saw my gp every time I had one I would be there every week.
>tfw I can't remember time without lumps on my neck
I'm probably going to get cancer and die without realising I was sick
>>26580636
I was a dumb kid and fucked my grades up, but I thought I could atleast get into foundation years, which are designed for this purpose.
>>26580654
Thing is I have an interview with Trinity, Swansea. If I get an offer there (unlikely) do I reject that offer and go into clearing? Or play it safe and accept.
Also I don't have the points for the Swansea one, they were just impressed by my Personal statement
>>26580702
When things were manic you got everyone's order right, maintained control of the crowd and remained polite and professional throughout
>>26580704
>>26580718
I don't know lads, they're literally exactly where the lymph nodes on my neck are.
Had a CT scan a year ago for suspected pancreas problems but they didn't see anything at the time.
>>26580723
>voluntarily going into Clearing
Don't do it
>>26580749
There's a high chance that I'll have no other choice senpai, have you been through it?
>>26580741
go to doctor asap
>>26580702
>'describe a situation in which you provided excellent customer service?'.
>>26580726
They like you to give really specific examples in questions like this.
I would say try to think of any sort of memorable time you did anything out of the ordinary for a customer while working at the bar then embellish it to make it seem like you went way out of your way.
>>26580723
i just went for easy af unis so i dont have to try that hard
what is comes down to is no unis are shite
they are just shite compared to other ones
and you still gonna get employment if you aren't retarded with what field you chose
>>26580532
So can mine, my desk awkwardly faces out onto the office but nobody really gives a shit for some reason.
We work for a company with over a billion pound turnover and we deal with all its communications so there's not always loads to do but I don't think anybody really is arsed as long as we look busy and don't get fired.
It's quite comfy
Probably only needs to be one or two of us but therre's about 5
>>26580764
Yeah, but I knew long before results day that I wasn't going to get the grades so I had time to prepare.
Line up which unis and courses you're going to phone in advance because if you wait until the list of available courses comes out it's already too late. Phone the departments ahead to se if they expect vacancies through clearing, maybe talk to the tutors if possible so they recognise your name.
>>26580749
I knew people who got into pretty good unis through clearing better than the ones who rejected them
>>26580800
I suppose so, I agree with you, however the Lampeter campus is in the middle of nowhere, there isn't much there. I wanted to get out of the countryside kek.
>>26580811
So I should be phoning before clearing actually starts? I thought they asked for a specific clearing number which was linked to you. I might do that actually, What point is too early to be calling them up?
>went to a uni so bad its not even in the top 60
>everyone was dumb so i was always getting top of the class
>coasting towards a first
>already discussing fully funded Phds/masters degrees with several top 10 unis
Did I basically cheese the system?
>>26580885
>I thought they asked for a specific clearing number which was linked to you.
I didn't have that but that was ages ago.
>>26580885
>Lampeter
fuckin hell mate that place make aberystwyth look like civilization
If David Cameron's reform demands don't involve keeping Page 3 and free beer for everyone, I ain't fucking bothered
>>26580896
yes but unfortunately degrees have no worth in the job market anymore
even like 6 months experience is more valuable
>>26580793
There was a time I helped this absolutely wasted guy home (he lived a couple hundred metres away) at the end of my shift at about 1a.m.. But I can't really put that can I because it implies it was my fault he got wasted (it wasn't)? That's the only stand out moment I can think of really.
I could replace 'drunk guy at 1 a.m.' with 'elderly guy at 1 p.m.' or something?
>>26580913
>>26580926
;_: So I'm boned then.
>>26580896
wouldn't your performance be compared on a national level rather than just your uni?
>>26580976
Can always redo your A Levels and re-apply
>>26580954
I can concur I have a interview for a graduate scheme thingy tomorrow and I'm a drop out
>>26580991
Aren't you willing to work for 2/3 the normal pay though
>>26580983
>20 and re-doing A levels
I can't think of a worse fate.
Also I did them in Sixth form, so I'd have to go back to my local highschool.
>>26580962
Make up something then. Everyone else is lying their ass off you will never be able to compete telling the truth.
>>26580981
apparently not
a first is a first
although if someone from a better uni had the same grades, they would use that ranking as a tiebreaker
>>26580997
Its not that well paid which is probably why they are resorting to none graduates but thats apparently the company wide pay scheme and if I had a degree the pay would be the same.
I'm only doing it because they say they will pay for a load of training and I can then ditch them for more money.
>>26580962
>I could replace 'drunk guy at 1 a.m.' with 'elderly guy at 1 p.m.' or something?
Sounds good to me kiddo
Trying to get my life together lads.
I'm putting some money into a Help to Buy ISA and some money into a separate savings account.
Paying into the work pensions scheme too where they match it or whatever.
Also saving a bit just for luxury but by the time I've covered everything that's very little.
Anything else I should be doing to get a good start?
I'm 21 and wanna have some decent savings by 30
Why won't Tesco employ me? I've worked at 'better' jobs than Tesco in the past and I have also worked in retail in a harder sector but the fuckers just won't employ me. I've been applying for 6 fucking years to multiple stores and they never even respond.
What is the secret?
>>26581102
>Anything else I should be doing to get a good start?
Make sure to acquire a waifu and post her here every thread.
>>26581118
why are you applying for Tesco if you're so overqualified?
Why should they have to support you when you're obviously going to leave the moment oething else comes along
>>26581010
>I'd have to go back to my local highschool.
Wait, you can do this? I'd love to go back to school that is literally my dream. I was basically a chad in secondary school. If I sign up for sixth form would they let me in there again?
Does anyone want to help me with my CBT homework?
>>26581155
>grown man wants to enroll in a school
yeah, I see nothing rapey about this situation. Do it bro
fuck sake someone just link me the movie night poll
Made 450 pounds profit tonight from football bets and blackjack.
Better quit while I'm ahead lads.
>>26581171
you can only help yourself mate
>self help
>>26581102
Do you have an emergency money supply? Get 2 grand somewhere seperate from everything else and leave it alone, having good savings is useless if something happens with work/family emergency and you have to cannibalize all your progress
>>26581137
>why are you applying for Tesco if you're so overqualified?
I want to work at Tesco local because it looks comfy and is a 10 minute walk from my house.
>Why should they have to support you when you're obviously going to leave the moment oething else comes along
Because I'd be working for them...?
>>26581220
Emergency savings should be 6 months expenses
>>26581011
>>26581089
Cheers lads.
Oh, one more thing: should I put down the fact I have a degree or just stick to a-levels?
>>26581181
I'm only 23 and it's not rapey just to play football at lunch and mess about in class again.
>>26581237
And then they have to recruit and train someone else when you fuck off. Easier and cheaper to just hire someone else who will stick around
>>26581220
Good idea, thanks.
I'll build that up first and halt the Help to Buy for now
>>26581171
>Where? When? Who with? What happened? How?
Huh? Sounds like the ramblings of an escaped mentalist.
>>26581192
Nice what you bet on? I made 100 quid the other day when I bet on Leicester to beat Man City.
>>26581192
shit man, I play wow and this hit me in the feels,
all my good amigos from years ago have quit except a few
sad times
>>26581254
>should I put down the fact I have a degree or just stick to a-levels?
Yea but you're degree, don't put secondary school stuff it's best just to put your latest thing desu unless they ask for more or it is relevant.
>>26581118
Tone down your CV maybe? Some people have two CVs; one they use to apply for 'proper jobs' that they really want, and another for just the basic jobs to get a bit of money in. They usually remove their degree from the latter and strip back a bit on the experience section/
>>26581259
>Training
>Tesco
It's not that hard mate, put the shit on the shelf.
>>26580937
Do you mean keeping /britfeel/ at least at page 3?
>>26581292
Hmm ok. I was just worried that they might think I'm too overqualified for a general store assistant job.
>>26581302
Okay I'll try this I guess thanks for the tip
>get out there and
Out where? Where are they talking about? Where should I go out to?
Applications for the Civil Service AO job closed 3 days ago. When should I begin to worry that I haven't heard anything?
>>26581272
I bet on some random Norwegian football game then put 50 into blackjack and left with 150.
>>26581358
in a month
civil service is slow as fuck
>>26581358
In about a month. Seriously, a public AO jobs will get hundreds of applicants
>>26581347
Just walk in and shake the managers hand.
lads what the fuck do I do with my savings
got 14k but another 4k coming in (potentially 8). I grew up on benefits what the fuck do people do with money
>>26581390
>>26581396
>a month
Alright, cheers lads.
>>26581396
>hundreds of applicants
Maybe I should have lied and put down that I was a brown person to increase my chances.
>>26581262
You are meant to think of situation in which your depression anxiety occurred and then fill in the boxes.
I spent a good while telling my therapist about how I often can't sleep and have horrible memories and thoughts and terrible anxiety attacks, I told how it impacts my life a lot.
He told me 'there is no CBT for sleep so you'll have to pick something else'
>>26581358
I'm still waiting on mine too, fucking lazy public sector shits.
Did you do a test?
>>26581445
saying you're disabled guarantees you an interview, it's called the Guaranteed Interview Scheme (GIS)
>>26581445
Outside of Whitehall or the senior civil service you'd be amazed how little impact that has. Also most recruitment are blind (or soon will be), so all they have are your competencies and an ID number.
How much did you get paid in your first proper job, or if you didn't go to uni, at age 21/22/23??
>>26581499
at 21 being a drop out I was paid 14k i,e literally nothing
>>26580508
>>26580549
You want to be part of an exciting and upcoming company. You're a peoples person. And maybe say you've always wanted to work in retail.
>>26581473
Yeah I did the test. It was fine except I forgot to answer one of the questions. I literally had the answer worked out but forgot to tick the box. Really annoying but I tried my best apart from that.
>>26581570
Do you know how well you did? mine tells me what percentage of people I did better than
>>26581586
Says "you have done better than 80% of people who take this test".
What should I get from Bargain Booze tomorrow ladm8s?
>>26581552
Asda manager here btw. It's all about looking confident and willingness to learn. There's a lot more involved in supermarket work than you guys think.
another disappointing day
good night
>>26581171
Print out frog pictures and stick them into the various boxes.
I'll even let you have this one, don't tell nobody
>>26581499
30K,arts degree
4 cans just isn't enough anymore lads
>>26581683
I've sat in on many group interviews at asda. The key is listening to other people but a bit of willingness to take the lead. For example you may be given a group task with a big piece of paper to write on. Be the one to offer to write. Take control of the pice of paper when it's handed out. Then sit back and listen. Give other members of your group equal attention.
We're more interested in your personality. We'll fuck you off in the first 13 weeks if you ain't got no graft in you
>>26581785
Wait, supermarkets do group interviews?? wtf why?
>>26579267
Shotgunningham*
>>26581779
Spirits
Spirytus!
>>26581437
Depends what you want to do with your life. 18 - 20K is pretty much a house deposit in most of the uk outside the SE, so you could potentially buy a place and start paying your own mortgage rather than some bastard landlords.
Otherwise, set 6 month's worth of living expenses aside for emergencies and either invest the rest in a tracker fund or piss it away on whatever you're into.
>>26581871
Saves time and weeds out the weak of a group easier, of course
>>26581871
Because they can, to fuck with people.
>>26581892
I don't like having spirits straight, I normally augment the beer with a whisky and ginger ale or something. I don't even fell buzzed now though, its going to get very expensive.
>>26581901
Note also, if you're worried about taking out a mortgage, that in these degenerate times, mortgage payments are often significantly lower than paying rent on an identical place.
>got voucher for 25% off at Hotcha
Fucking yes lads.
>tfw you're born English and you know your life will be shit
>Persecuted everywhere for place of birth
>Own country's a shithole
>Want to move but can't because of fears of being persecuted
>even a Chinese photo board hates you for being English
>>26581871
See how you react with different people. We pair you up and make you introduce each other and look at what information you gathered.
>>26581779
How old are you? 4 cans hasn't been enough for me since I was 14.
>All this bullshit interviewing for pleb supermarket jobs
It really is a bit cringe. You can get HR to big up the requirements and all that they're looking for but at the end of the day you just need a monkey stacking shelves.
I have a grad job and I interviewed for a total of 20 minutes infront of three people. There's no need for half of this overblown interview shite.
>>26581779
>20 minute walk to the shops and back
>get 5 cans thinking it will be more than enough
>not even buzzed after the 4th
>oh well I'll just drink the last one
>no different
>hangover the next day
Fucking hell why.
>>26581686
Good night senpai. Sleep tight.
>>26581992
It's testing your time-keeping and resilience, nothing worse than somone who'll just sack off work when they can't be arsed to come in
>>26581949
>mortgage payments are often significantly lower than paying rent on an identical place.
Thats just a trick to get you to take longer to pay it off and pay more interest
>>26581987
Do all supermarkets do this? I had an interview at Sainsbury's and this didn't happen.
>>26581998
welcome to the wonderful world of alcohol abuse.
Switch to Special brew or spirits.
>>26581871
>>26581987
I had a group interview at Asda they made us play with Legos I think it was an autism test. I didn't get hired. I think because I was the only native English speaker so it was hard to get involved when the people were talking in Arabic or whatever.
No idea what to do any more, I'm spiraling out of control but have no clue what to do about it
>>26582041
But Holstein pils is 3.29 for 4 cans at netto, I just can't turn it down.
>>26582019
It's a fucking supermarket job. Jesus Christ.
I have to wear a suit everyday to work and they send me about the UK to meet important people you see on TV.
We don't think up half the fancy wordplay you guys do to make people jump through hoops or try to big our jobs up like that. Why do so many lower end jobs do it?
It's not even a hard job to hire for, it's not like there isn't an almost unlimited supply of labour
Called NHS Direct lads, they said a Doctor would call me back within the hour. It's been 50 minutes now, they're not going to call me back are they.
>>26582058
>Holsten Pills
Fucking hell that brings me back. Used to drink this when I was 17/18 it is the worst tasting shit imaginable. I threw up from it out my window one night and could never go back to it again after that.
>>26582041
I don't mind the not being able to get wrecked part, but why is there the hangover when you don't even get to feel drunk the night before? It truly is a cruel development in my life.
I also get weird dreams and wake up in a cold sweat if I've drunk too much. Never happened until the last couple of years.
>>26581987
I did that a group interview for a call centre thing. The guy made me sound like an idiot after I gave him a great intro and bigged him up.
I never would have got the job anyway, I ended up having an argument, and my group in the group exercise didn't like me
>>26582042
Hahaha. We have one where we share a deck of cards out between everyone and ask them to put them in order. One muzzie who was there had never played cards and everyone was shouting about who the fuck had the 2 of spades and this bitch had no idea. It was fucking hilarious
>>26582084
I for one would commit mass suicide with you
>>26582086
It a great little lager mate
>>26582092
I fucking love sitting in on them. It's also good for my development apparently
>>26582084
I'm not sure.
I guess I have a few more years left in me.
>>26581987
So do you have any tips on how to come across as a good pick in group interviews?
I just want a flipping supermarket job to pay my bills, I'm not applying for MI5 or something jesus.
>>26581949
I do worry about getting a mortgage, seems pretty long term and I hate the idea of paying interesting on anything
probably should just bite the bullet
>>26582102
>>26582124
seems he changed his mind
>>26582149
Maybe he found gf
>be NEET living off of savings at home
>parents pressuring me to get driver's license
>don't want to get it because I never intend to own a car or drive and it is really expensive, need my money for vidya and take aways
>parents tell me they will pay for my lessons
>book a bunch of lessons costing hundreds of pounds to get parents off my back
>they aren't paying
I've been done like a kipper lads
>>26582166
Maybe thats true, either way, no point chasing after a myth, lets just pray for him and go on with our lives.
Just come across 'bubbly' hard for some of you guys I know! Throw in a couple of big words and be customer focused. I'm a robot at heart guys. I got a temp job for Christmas and POW! 3 years later I'm running my own department.
What was your lads favourite hymn from Primary School? I always liked Lord of the Dance
I danced in the morning
When the world was begun,
And I danced in the moon
And the stars and the sun,
And I came down from heave
And I danced on the earth,
At Bethlehem I had my birth.
Dance, then,wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the Dance, said he,
And I'll lead you all,
wherever you may be,
And I'll lead you all
in the Dance, said he.
I danced for the scribe
And the pharisee,
But they would not dance
And they wouldn't follow me.
I danced for the fishermen,
For James and John -
They came with me
And the Dance went on.
I danced on the Sabbath
And I cured the lame;
The holy people
Said it was a shame.
They whipped and they stripped
And they hung me on high,
And they left me there
On a Cross to die.
I danced on a Friday
When the sky turned black -
It's hard to dance
With the devil on your back.
They buried my body
And they thought I'd gone,
But I am the Dance,
And I still go on.
They cut me down
And I leapt up high;
I am the life
That'll never, never die;
I'll live in you
If you'll live in me -
I am the Lord
Of the Dance, said he.
For ages I believed Jesus would literally go around impromptu dancing at people to gain followers
>>26582212
You're autistic and annoying as fuck but that's pretty shit of them to offer to pay and then refuse to.
Learning to drive is infinitely more useful than you being a sperg and spending it on vidya and takeaways all the time though.
Once you've done it, you've got it for life and the sooner you do it the cheaper it becomes.
Got mine at 18 and haven't used it for four years but just having it has brought my insurance down loads.
>>26582251
Shine Jesus Shine!
>>26582058
>netto
Northern monkey found.
>>26582284
>Shine Jesus Shine!
We never did that one. We did used to do this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn16ABWn20c
and me and my mates would always sing 'We are marching in the shite of God instead' was really funny at the time.
>>26582232
Who are you talking to m8? Also the idea of being bubbly makes me want to die. I'm nice and polite and considerate, but I'm not a fake.
>>26582251
i liked that one too
bit jolly
>>26582251
Faggy shit mate
To be a Pilgrim was mine. I can't seem to find a recording of the original lyrics which we sung
>>26582134
>>26582232
Was meant for you.
In that time I've learnt how to 'act' as a good shop worker. That's all it is to me though. An act. I'll come home, go to my room and lurk here. If I'm not at home I'll be in the pub on my own and refer to myself as publad
FLORIDADA
FLORIDADA
FLORI FLORI FLORI FLORI
>>26582251
There was a really good one that I think was in a minor key. Very dark but I found it quite moving.
I like the depressing, self-flagellating ones. Better than those Americanised jolly ones, I think.
>>26582349
Yea. I'm not religious anymore but I do miss singing the hymns. Was good fun.
My other favourite one was at Christmas we would sing Come and Join The Celebration, I don't know if anyone remembers that one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaZKd5vT0l8
Why do I always want to kill myself around this time?
Why do I feel things for seemingly no reason?
you thought you could be hokage? its absurd, never. these eyes of mine show me many things, one thing they've show me, people limitations are set
>>26582360
>In that time I've learnt how to 'act' as a good shop worker. That's all it is to me though. An act.
i know the feeling
i've worked in retail for over 2 years now and have gone from a stuttering sperg to a shining example of Customer Service(tm) but i'm still a huge sperg in, oh, any other situations outside of work that require interacting with other humans
>>26582345
Just treat the customer how you would like to be treated. Feign interest if need be. You feel very self aware the first couple of weeks on the shop floor. But no one is looking at you and you get on with your job
