No bad lads allowed edition
Am I a bad lad?
Waifus?
Post waifus
I said with a posed look.
>>26559346
define a bad lad.
>>26559382
>>26559404
Get sniped desu, good lad
>>26559382
>>26559404
Hello this is the waifu called Jun, she is very nice.
Pick a footballer to shag, /britfeel/,
Is the copper coil good birth control?
>>26559382
>>26559404
nice waifu lads
>>26559365
At least you've had your test back, it's been two weeks and they still haven't given me my results. What job are you going for m8?
Well this got gay kinda quickly. I'm impressed
>>26559451
>Wilf
Was devastated when he left the Swans.
France got all jacked up and fractured into different factions. Decided to take advantage and slowly advance into Europe.
Welsh Empire coming through. Jerusalem is also controlled by a Welsh Dynasty, and is slowly converting the culture.
>>26559503
I didn't realise they did, it was marked automatically and I just noticed it when I was looking on the site.
Its to be in charge of a call centre or something, someone here suggested I apply for it.
>>26559382
>>26559404
>waifu attends /britfeel/ meetup
>>26559525
Also forgot to add
>Tfw my ruler is LITERALLY schizophrenic and hears the voice of Jesus Christ influencing him to do things, like renounce Catholicism and start converting family members.
It's getting really hard stopping vassals from rebelling.
Not a pedo lads but lewd anime lolis are fucking prime wanking material to be quite honest
>>26559382
Mine is a 10/10
>>26559551
It is marked automatically but they only release the results when most have taken the test so they can set the pass/fail boundary.
>in charge of call centre
Must be pretty good money, mine is on roughly 20k and is just a phone job denying bennies.
>>26559624
Thats a little bit too much for me mate.
i hope i can get drunk enough to kiss a guy at the party I'm going to tomorrow.
>>26559624
Anonymity is such an amazing thing, imagine if someone came up to you in the pub and said this while handing you that picture.
>>26559624
kaiy
>>26558387
>3 weeks
I'm currently in the civil service and have had an application outstanding since October.
It's just how we roll.
/KeepRollin'Rollin'/
When did this thread become weeb fucking central?
>>26559624
I don't even fap to stuff like this but I still feel compelled to watch Prisma Ilya, I think it's the feeling of watching something that really ought to be forbidden and is totally unjustifiable.
>>26559382
>>26559404
Waifu posted~
What's everyone doing tonight?
I've got to find some decent pictures to get a custom daki. Found one or two usable ones but I think I can do better desu~
>>26559759
it's always been a weeb thread
>>26559662
Its 23k, I don't think its in charge of the entire thing just a team of phone monkeys.
I don't know if I even want the job but its way more money than I can get doing a proper job
>>26559717
>he doesn't go to his local with a bag full of laminated loli prints to pass around with the lads
Are you some kind of normie?
>>26559724
I guess this is what happens when you hire loads of women and care more about flexible working hours than getting things done.
ANY MAN WHO WATCHES AND MASTURBATES TO CARTOONS IS A FUCKING FAGGOT AND DESERVES ETERNAL VIRGIN ROBOTDOM.
PROVE ME WRONG
>>26559775
I hope you get a nice daki lad.
just doing some roleplaying with the lads.
>>26559808
It's not even that, recruiting teams do all the work themselves rather than a dedicated HR team. So you have to sift applications (and publicly advertised ones will get hundreds) as well as doing your actual job. Shit is time consuming.
>want a bf
>not into anime
>>26559910
even i am not interested lad. watch some anime ffs.
Recommend me a lewd anime ladd
>>26559910
you don't have to have exactly the same interests to have a bf
>>26559910
Anime is just for the subs lad, don't worry too much about it.
>>26559777
Your new is showing
This is the designated Hannah thread
>>26559935
senran kagura
prisma illya
valkyrie drive
manyuu hikenchuu
>>26559965What if I am a sub?
>>26559934
I don't know where to begin.
>>26559995
Then I'm not really interested, sorry.
Lets just be pals.
>>26559775
JUST POST YOUR DAMN BOIPUSSY
So much anime and waifus fuckingcomfyteebeeh
>>26559995hahaha anime
>>26559775
Eating food.
It is that time of day again. Just arrived home from the day program I am in. I was hoping to see you here. Oh well.
>>26560048
>InfiniteEyeroll
>>26560233
She ded of the lupoos.
>tfw no hannah gfbot pls
>>26560318
She is not. I am still alive, so she must be as well.
Sometimes I think "fuck it, I'm killing myself RIGHT NOW" but then quickly remember the dildo I have in my sock drawer slong with the prostate massager.
I really need to get rid of them.
Bring back BritNormie. This place is fucking dead.
i just woke up, went to bed at 2pm
how on earth am i going to fix this sleeping pattern
>>26560392
Half term innit, all the normies are spending the weekwith their bastard children
Would anybody like to have a natter on Omegle? put /britfeel/ in interests. I am lonely.
>>26560324
>gfFRESHCONTENT
>>26559624
Sounds pretty pedo to me m80. Don't be ashamed of who you are.
What are your plans for tomorrow lads?
>>26560565
got some time off work to go to an interview, they called and cancelled it this evening though. So I think I'll just wank all morning then head in to work.
>tfw no Kanye bf (best friend)
>>26560565
Go to work
Come home
Sit in /britfeel/
Maybe watch some animes or read a book
Maybe have a little cry
>>26560565
I am going to play a video game after wishing someone a happy birthday
you thought you could be hokage? its absurd, never. these eyes of mine show me many things, one thing they've shown me
>>26560565
going to a friends to play EDF 4.1, then going to a party to get very drunk.
>>26560565
Work
hit the bench
play footie
eat a shit ton
cba with any of it and wish I was dead ngl
>/brit/ is being autistic again
Gonna hang out here for a while
>>26560565
cry myself to sleep while thinking about what to do with my life, maybe play a video game if i feel up to it
who /black girls/ here?
its a conflicting feel
>>26560666
why do i always see this post on this shitty thread
>>26560742
Gross desu, wigs wigs wigs
>>26560565
>finish cleaning room
>starve self
>buy weeb stuff
>watch anime
>finish reading a book
>uni work
>sleeping
Same as usual desu~
>>26560742
>wanting to fuck a purple pussy
Shiggy motherfucking diggy doooo, niggy.
>>26560742
Why is it conflicting? Are you insecure?
>>26560753
white women are garbage now, pissed up, too tall and no fun. i think we deserve better
>>26560935
>white women are garbage now
I agree, alot of them are and always have been but I have a feeling you're bitter.
>posts a koonbitch
You've been indoctrinated. Most definitely.
>>26560742
That is utterly disgusting.
>>26560742
Only the actually hot ones. Most of them are mingers
>>26560974
no i just want to be happy. im not happy here and i never will be
>move to africa for work
>nice weather
>friendly people if i go to the right places
>possibility of multiple wives
>>26561038
>no i just want to be happy
what?
>two thousand and sixteen
>not knowing that suffering is the greatest thing on this earth
>not knowing that without suffering man would never have gained the ability of speech
>not knowing that the first sound uttered by man was likely that of a war cry or an intense release of emotion during the mourning of a lost loved one
>not seeking out suffering
''Man, as the animal that is most courageous, most accustomed to suffering, does not negate suffering as such: he wants it, even seeks it out, provided one shows him some meaning in it, some wherefore of suffering.''
>>26560726
>going to a party
Jun waifu anon, how can you participate in the waifuposting when you are such a humongous normie?
Normies out, ree (to be honest)
>>26561183
its a small party mostly consisting of people i play D&D and vidya with, i don't think its that normie desu.
>>26561240
>I'm not that much of a normie
Said every normie ever
Just realised I have a report due for 1am and I can't figure out my moodle username/password.
Teacher said it was due for the 18th. I thought I would have all of tomorrow morning to do it.
I can't even be fucked with college lads. I rarely do any work at all
>Zulu in second place again
This shit is rigged.
>>26561512
I know, who the fuck would actually vote for that shit?
>>26561286
oh fuck off to /brit/
>>26561577
Why don't you like it?
original
>>26559706
I hope you don'tbecause i would like to kiss you and that would make me very jealous indeed
>http://strawpoll.me/6842558/
Apocalypse Now currently leads, 12 hours left to vote lads
>http://strawpoll.me/6842558/
I've been playing smite way too much lads. I need a new game.
Someone recommend me a good multiplayer game. No hearthstone please, that game fucks you if you aren't willing to spend money on it.
>>26561666
I'm glad you have a mummy and daddy that let you sit in the house NEETing it up, but some of us aren't so lucky.
What do you smoke lads?
And what is the best baccy fordude weed lmao?
Pic related and blue rizla for me.
>>26561697
<3 I think i would like that.But i cannot promise anything about tomorrow.
>>26561764
amber leaf
>>26561764
Golden Virginia, naturally...
>>26559382
>>26559404
Think I need to do a really big poo lads
>>26561764
>blue rizla
pig disgusting
>golden vagina
pig disgustinger, so dry and bulky
Silver kingsize rizla for no paper taste and john player special for very few bits of stem/leaf and a smooth smoke which doesn't overpower the herbs
>>26561757
Not him but mate, it's well known that people here don't like updates on assignments and shit. It's boring. Why do you think the '100 word essay due in 3 years' meme exists?
>>26561764
>tfw can only afford 20g pall mall per week
>>26561796
...okay lad.
keep it to yourself please.
>>26561840
Could be worse lad, I used to have to smoke sterling when I was a NEET
>>26561822
>silver rizla
>wanting chlorine in your paper
mate i'd rather smoke fucking reds
Some normie chav just posted this on facebook when she clearly doesnt even have the slightest form of anxiety
Fucking hate normies
>>26561913
You're right lad, it'd be a waste to get lung cancer from the papers when I could be getting it from the baccy instead
>>26561796
>>26561843
back now
Pretty satisfying, but not quite as sizeable as expected. Nice and smooth tho
>>26561832
ok fair enough tbqh
where can i find a britfeel cuddle buddy?
Guys, I may be getting coffee with a qt later this week but I've never had a date before
Is it ok to greet her with a peck on the cheek? How long is appropriate to spend in the coffee place? I've got a gap in between lectures so I'm seeing her then.
Having a bit of a meltdown here tbqh
>>26561764
>>don't smoke
>>have a cig every now and then when I'm drunk which feels pretty good
>>don't want to get hooked on the baccy but that relaxing feeling is nice
>>26562602
Do not kiss her on the cheek. a hug is fine just dont make it awkward
>>26559706
>cheating on your bf
for shame
>>26559382
>>26559404
I will never be content with life until she exists
>>26562820
speaking of which >>26562824
>>26562602
No more than a hug for a first date greet.
How long depends on how long you can keep the conversation going. If you can't keep it going you might need to end early.
>>26562824
then you will never be content with life
>>26562999
That is the problem
>>26562741
>>26562933
Alright, that seems fair. A quick hug to say hi, then a hug when we part afterwards. I've only been talking with her through email, so as we're walking back I could be like "I really had fun today, we should do it again some time". Judge her response, then if positive, ask for a phone number because it's easier than email.Guys I know this is really spergy to plan it all out but I've never done this before
>>26563014
to which the only solution is...
>>26563053
having a better waifu.
>>26563053
Try and live my life the best I can for her and pray she's on the other side
Lads why did I get picked on my whole life?
Even when I was 18 at college people still picked on me.
I remember last year going into the toilets to take a piss and 2 guys just going
"Oh hes rock solid look at him"
"Oh be careful mate he'll knock you out hes well hard"
"Look at his nose hes definitely a boxer'
I was easily 4 inches taller than both off them so its not like I looked like an easy target.
>tfw they did this everytime they saw me.
>>26563051
No shame in a little planning, it gives the impression you're organized.
Plus its better than completely winging it, only to panic on the spot and make your chance look weaker
>>26563081
Post nose
How is that not original
>>26563106
Sometimes you just wanna see a guy's nose
>>26563079
how many people share your waifu? even if she did exist, how many people would have to share her?
>>26563174
That's not how waifus work Anon
>>26563106
My nose is average.
They was making a joke sarcastically saying I looked like a boxer and had a boxers nose but fine, here you go.
>>26563188
enlighten me then
>>26563246
You look like a right poofter normie twat desu
>>26563256
Waifus don't exist in this reality, they exist in one's perception of them, and therefore separately in each person
>>26563264
Why cause of my nose?
Nice one
>>26563296
their existence may be multiple but you cannot deny that their origin is of the same sense data, therefore they fundamentally are copies of the same idea-would you be ok with the idea of another man dicking around with your idea?
>>26563081
Like in that situation you would say something like, "don't stay around to see if im a boxer lads" in a casual way. You have to give it back even if they are joking, they are testing you to see if you are a faggot or not. It takes time to be confident, just stop wanking so much and go on reddit.com/r/theredpill (yes reddit xD) and change ur life.
testosterone = confidence
>>26563435
Is she ever "dicked around" with by another man in that original data? No.
>>26563051
Nothing wrong with planning. Even for chads it's hard to just wing a date, they plan a little too.
Just don't sperg out if things don't go to plan or veer off track, that's the hard part. Be ready to improvise and think on your feet.
>>26563081
should have REEEE'd and pissed on them. Thatll teach fucking normies to mess with robots. Some people are just too fucked up to even fuck with.
NOTHING 2 LOOSE
>>26563450
Why haven't you done that then?
Why are you still here?
>>26563583
Original poster of >>26563081
I actually got pissed on by a now chad back in year 6, id totally forgot about that haha.
>>26563812
lad whats wrong with you? are you beta? its ok if you are the first step to overcoming it is acceptance. Then I can tell you what I'd do next.
Just had a really cracking wank lads
>>26563840
Fuck im worse than beta.
Basically had the British version of eminems upbringing but without the ability to rap or be good looking.
>>26563852
Smashing! How was it? To anything in particular mate?
Post me some songs my fellow bots?
>>26563926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH-uXVEPfAg
>>26563871
grow a pair and go fuck someone up
>>26563956
I plan on but I dont know how much jail time id get.
>>26563997
nice....nice
because your comment was not original.
>>26560742
They wear wigs m8
Thats not real hair
>>26560935
>any woman
>too tall
I shouldnt be surprised desu, you are just a manlet failed normie who cant get a white gf.
>>26564050
Cheers lad
No but in all seriousness I kinda wanna do a Elliott Rodgers soon.
>>26564102
Hello GCHQ!
just took some selfies and i literally look 2/10, 3/10 at best
;_;
my future looks very bleak indeed
>>26564192
You got me!
Well done.
But now you're all on a list.
>>26564339
It's alright m8 i'm here for you
I have to sleep now. I will return tomorrow.
>>26559382
My waifu with 2nd best husbandless kayown
Is no one else here?
>>26566184
mugifag here
>>26566184
hello i am here
ocee
>Drinking rum + coke at 5am
what has become of me
>>26567293
We'll make it, anon. I don't know when, and I don't think we'll make it in the same way most people expect to make it. But we'll make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seyeIZ4OiaM
>tfw lonely
>>26568158
iktf, you have good taste though
>>26568158
iktfb
wanna cuddle?
oc
>>26568297
I like melancholic feeling songs when I'm sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx7ggP9mFjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p56KR_ZEmk
>>26568303
I am not homo but okay
>>26568413
World's end girlfriend are great too, hadn't heard of parachutes before so I'll check them out. When it comes to melancholy ambient i tend to listen to global communication, but recently i took a liking to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUpA8R01d50
might be a little on the haunting side
>>26568413
ok, come cuddle me then
occ
>>26568484
Parachutes are good for sleepy time, all their stuff is free due them disbanding
I've heard the Tim Hecker album before, remember reading something about the album cover, it's good if you like the more atmospheric stuff
Mum are also great for sleepy time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA5Q8u5f0Ks
>>26568501
sent digitally via 17th century Ugandan crop rotation image board
>>26568744
Did parachutes remove their stuff from myspace and start charging for their albums? If they did and I'm not just being retarded I will be pretty sad
Hi everyone, I'm crying desu
>>26569293
what are you crying about?
>>26569293
*hugs you*
it will be okay anon.
>>26569293
Only bitches and war vets cry.
Are you a bitch or a war vet?
>>26570034
war vet.
>>26570150
Veteran or veterinarian?
>>26570158
Veteran.
>>26570160
Liar. Post medals and timestamp.
>>26570167
Believe what you want to believe anon.
I don't have to talk any pictures for you to know I'm a Veteran.
>>26570181
You're making it up, so stop crying.
>>26560742
Most are meh, but the hot ones are damn near 10/10s
>>26570188
I'm not. You know nothing.
>Woke up at 5:00am to get to work for 6:15am at BIFFA.
>Only got like four hours sleep.
>Arrive and a guy says I have to wait for his supervisor so I can be trained and start working.
>Wait for about a fucking hour playing Robot Unicorn on my phone till the guy says "lol, sorry m8. The guys stuck in traffic and won't make it in time. I'm gonna have to send you home but we'll pay you for the hour you were here lmao."
-mfw I got up at 5.00am for fucking 6.90 pounds.
I WANNA WORK GOD DAMNIT, I NEED A FUCKING GAMING PC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH-
>>26570369
>paid by the hour
You have no rights m8, deal with it. Least you got paid for doing nothing all morning
>>26570436
I guess. But its nothing and I wanted to work for more. Also what do you mean.
>Paid by the hour
Thats how jobs work.
>>26570469
>Thats how jobs work
I'm paid by the year
>>26570479
>Paid by the year.
Sounds terrible seeing as you have to work out your spending exactly before you get paid the next year. Though if your job pays you a lot then nvm.
>>26564339
>my future looks very bleak indeed
Looks aren't everything for men. Focus on school and getting a good career. It's more important then looks when it comes to attracting women.
>>26570514
>Sounds terrible
Most high paying jobs pay by the year. Unless you're a consultant or some shit. There's a consultant who sits opposite me in the office who gets paid 20 quid a hour. It's fucking stupid. But can't complain as I'm doing the same work as him and it's just a glimpse into a possible future for me.
>>26570594
20 quid is alright for living right?
>>26569158
It looks like they re mastered the albums and started selling them on band camp, I've uploaded what they were giving out before to mega though, fuck it I don't see any police
>>26569158
https://mega.nz/#F!IRcWBSKR!KIp0-DMslo2m_3mm9pWyRg
Oy vey I forgot the link
How many of you benders listen to anime music?
>>26570746
Very little
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyv-TKjM3o4
>>26570676
Considering he works 38 hours like everyone else at the office. Sometimes with time and a half overtime. Guy is doing okay.
Happy he sits opposite me, I always try and learn as much as I can from him.
>>26570746
Berserk OST is God tier.
>>26570746
You mean music from Japan?
Yeah I do. It's different to western music but still has as many genres.
>>26570741
>>26570688
Thanks! I really appreciate it. There were a bunch of links from the /mu/ archive for mum so I've got plenty of stuff to listen to.
>>26570746
Certain OSTs are really good and I'm also partial to some OPs, but I don't really listen to it that much.
>>26570746
Worsehomestuck music
Doctors in 30 minuets lads, haven't had a shower in 3 days or slept last night, going to go to the co-op and take advantage of the fresh pastries afterwards, probably get some fresh baguettes for ham sandwiches and some other goodies
>>26559382
>>26559404
Make your peace quickly.
fuck off sunlight
>>26570863
hello Poo in the loo lad
lads anyone else have white things on your balls?
they're like zits but perfectly round and unpoppable
>>26570885
how did you know
ocee
>>26570906
Homosimpian
>>26570826
>Doctors in 30 minuets lads
What are you going for?
>>26570890
you're fine mate, google em, theyre called sebaceous cysts. only need to be addressed if they start getting sore or big
What's up lads? I'm in a really good mood today for some unknown reason, going to enjoy it while it lasts.
Someone give me ideas for things to do, I have a car and money.
>>26571033
You should definitelykill yourself.
>>26570890
>>26570988
They're not cysts, they're glands. The condition is called Fordyce Spots.
You can't remove them, believe me I've tried.
>>26571033
come over here, we can get mexican food and hang
>>26559346
is /britfeel/ restricted for brits only
still got some wine left
should i..
>>26559525
How did you get fucking Wales to do that? Maybe it's because I have none of the expansions but my progress is always so slow
>>26559404
>tfw Gravity Falls is over
>tfw Steven Hiatusverse isn't coming back for a while
>tfw no qt angry space rock to call you a clod
Why live
fuck me lads, nearly had the full week off
>>26571312
>all that tumblrshit
what a pleb you are
>>26559404
without a doubt
porridginal comment
AHOY THERE MATEYS
PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD
>>26571347
> 2016
> Not enjoying Empowered Lesbian Womyn Space Rocks: the Sitcom
Consuming media with shitty fandoms is one of my vices.
>>26559382
>>26559404
Rare time I'm actually awake now.
>>26559624
oi oi guvna you know we are hard about that in the uk. enjoy your increased surveillance.
>>26570906
>>26571216
>one monitor
triggered
>>26571382
Permission granted young salty dog!. How are we this fine British morning?
>>26571149
Where is here? I am in Birmingham.
>>26571149
sounds good m8, where are ya
>>26571497
yo dude did the fucking bull get moved and downsized or is this a different one? IU was there the other week, pic related./
>>26571459
ROCKET LEAGUE TO START THEN I MIGHT HEAD IN TO TOWN LATER
>>26571216
Thas haram akhi.
>>26570944
Blood test results, I've had chest pains since I was a wee lad now they've become worse and I get dizzy spells and shortness of breath, they think it's anxiety attacks but they just wanted to make sure my heart was okay. Everything was okay, but now they're making me see a physiotherapist for some reason I can't help but feel I'm being taken for a ride, just diagnose it as anxiety attacks and pill me up doc.
No I'm not fat or a special snowflake
>buy bread
>forget the filling
Kill me now 2bh
>>26571542
No clue mate. I don't go into the centre very often, its full of pakis.
>>26571951
If you can't enjoy eating the bread on its own then you bought a shitty piece of bread.
why are these /britfeel/ threads extremely gay
not baiting just wondering
signed: a concerned anon
>>26572081
ASK TILDE AND HIS BAND OF MERRY MEN
>>26572081
Because of loneliness
It's actually a beautiful day today, feels like its been a long time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d8SzG4FPyM
Got a job offer and someone super liked me on tinder.
I think she is built like a brick shit house though. I like curves desu lads
>>26572138
CAN'T YOU DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?
>>26572081
I have learnt from these threads that weebs are inherently gay. Thus the large proportion of them can turn the general discussion on these threads to faggotry.
>>26572154
I was just explaining for that anon.
Watched a documentary on Joseph Fritzl last night, and they were interviewing one of his schoolmates about him and he said
>He always had a bit of a cynical smile, as if to say the situation is hopeless, but not serious.
That just kinda struck me as pretty robotic.
>>26572138
Great taste in music friendo
>>26572138
I wish these degenerates could just be pious asexuals. But Cultural Bolshevism, the Jews and SJWs clearly sway them to become heathens.
Evens I go to the job interview
Odds I stay home and regret not going
> tfw failed my driving test twice now
How do you even begin to deal with the fact you're useless at everything?
>>26572234
>4
Unlucky. Best out of 3?
>>26572226
I basically am desu, but I still need hugs and cuddles.
>>26572218
>>26572249
Do that
>>26572234
Just go lad. What have you got to lose?
would anyone like a vocaroo?
>>26572297
where you from lad? if youre a geordie then yes
>>26572310
not a geordie sorry
>>26572292
You know what to do...hug the waifu.
>>26572310
>tfw geordie but lost your accent through years of talking to americans online and feeling ashamed of where you're from
>>26572279
No, the robot has decided.
>>26572293
It's a group interview for the AA, I'm going to lose my mind.
>>26572354
>losing your geordie accent
you are worthless to me, scum
>>26572354
Geordie is the only northern accent I like, it is nice and makes me like them. You fucked up, and probably sound like a soulless clap.