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Let's compare the life of Chad...
>>26488514
...with the life of the average robot.
>>26488536
Chad is the first born of a wealthy, happy and functional family. His father is an engineer and his mother a lawyer. He has a good relationship with them and is an improvement to their lives. Chad grows up in a big and nice house in a good neighbourhood, where he also makes his first friends.
>>26488558
Meanwhile anon is born into a poor or middle class at best family. He's the second or third child and wasn't planned.
There is more and more screaming and arguments at home since his birth. This mirrors in the relationship between anon and his parents, which has been weird since he can remember.
His parents eventually have a divorce, which results with anon growing up with his single mother. This not only a financial step back, but he also loses the few friends he had in his little town.
Has any girl ever been attracted to you or liked you?If so then get the fuck out normalfag.
But that was 7 years ago, I'm a changed man!
I've grown bitter and spiteful towards everything and I feel at home here.
One time a girl came up to me at a social event and told me that I have nice eyes.
I think that was flirting. I was too bewildered to think anything of it at the moment.
No matter, she got a boyfriend since them.
One fat girl for sure wanted to worship my cock but Im not that desperate.
ITT: Robotcore films
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_wGIOzO-FQ
cant recommend this enough
loner who doesn't associate with anyone and lives innadesert
Best robot movie ever
Listening the OST right now and crying like a little bitch....
how's valentine's day going my good lads edition
Valentine's waifus lads, I hope you all have a wonderful night spending time with her.
>>26486123
Pretty good, popped some pain pills and gonna binge today
>tfw depressed addict on valentines day
Where are you MrFappyFappy??
can we get a fembot feels thread? I'll start.
>period is really late
>start to get worried thinking I'm pregnant
>realize im a kissless virgin
>haven't even touched a guy in years
There are no girls on the internet. Post tits + timestamp otherwise.
>>26494318
> Chad hasn't fucked my roast beef in two entire days :(
>>26494318
>image.jpg
is there a more reliable way of sniffing out a shitposter?don't forget to sage
Why the fuck would anyone want a white girlfriend? They are literal lying bags of filth. And this is how you treat a bitch who cheats on you on valentines day, take notes low-tests;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU0OSq6XXtw
You really expect anyone to believe this is real? You're telling me she's just going to walk out with barely saying a word after she has been caught. This shit is unbelievably fake; that's not a genuine human reaction she has
>>26477516
Found the roastie cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSiZ9o2mosE
>>26477516
It was a pretty genuine reaction.
Every caught cheating video, the woman takes a few seconds to completely process the fact that they've been caught.
Everything about this looks pretty legit.
I'll draw you anything you want on mspaint
me shooting myself
Shiny emerald green Espeon, pls
>>26494309
draw bebe getting fucked in the ass by a large dog
I'm 22 and have come to realize that my mom will never kick me out of the house. How do I go about leaving? Give me a point-by-point plan.
>>26494234
why would you ever leave? unless it was to move in with the woman of your life.
Worked a bullshit job for a year and saved almost every penny. Moving out with no job next month. I'll be NEET forever otherwise.
Don't leave unless you have a steady source of income. Moving back into your parents place within a year or two of moving out is extremely demotivating.
/obscurefeels/ ?
>Tfw you will never be a clone.
>Tfw you will never have to contemplate if you are a seperate personality or your own person.
>tfw you will never walk in new york city completely alone
>>26493936
What music would be playing anon?
>>26493836
>tfw you will never read the great gatsby for the first time again
Dicklets EPIC BTFO.
Even /fit/ dicklets are beta af
>>26493318
Sucks senpai
>>26493318
Flaccid size and erect size have no correlation!
But yeah, you're still right. Small dick = Joke material. You fuck one girl with your small ass pecker, and then she goes blabbing to all her harpy friends. You're known as a Dicklet forever
>thinking flaccid is what counts
If Chad's dick goes from that to 8 inches when he's hard the nerd is fucked
how do i get a mixed bf with blue or green eyes ?
That's at least 6 feet in height?
dress like a slut
put out
cook for him
That's all there really is.
>>26493235
im conservative but I can cook , how does being able to cook attract people who have no idea if I can cook or not though ?
Traps are smarter, more loyal make better friends, and fuck better. Women cannot compete. And who cares if it it gay, you get to fuck them in the ass which makes you a dominant alpha. In fact in Ancient Greece fucking a cute young boipucci was the most masculine alpha thing you could do.
>>26490798
I'm a tranny and I agree with this post, OP. Men and trannies are best pairing.
What is a putchi?
Yes but they are also mentally ill and clingy and have a dick. And fucking a sissy man in the ass is gross.
This is a thread to appreciate "creepy women" like Tomoko. If you guys know any other grills like Tomoko feel free to post em
Inb4 cebruz
Other popular ones are like Hex Maniac and Hyouka fuuwa from shimoneta
>>26488757
>implying anyone would appreciate an ugly literal faggot like you
NEET girls are best girls
Why don't you have a big booty asian girlfriend yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUVhOOM70Z4
>>26488393
1) I actually do
2)that's not a big booty
an asian incel just watched that video and punched a hole in his computer screen
>>26488533
for an asian girl it is
fembots, what would you think if a guy came on a pic of you?
Would you be creeped out, feel honored, or both
>>26486603
Nigga something's up with your semen.
>>26486603
Why do you have a 3D pic of popcorn shooting out from Ariel winters tits
"""""FEM"""""bots don't exist you fucking worthless nigger
