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Are Russian women any good?
Very materialistic, no different then US whores.
Good at cucking you and taking your shit when they get their green card
Russian women are incredibly cold. They are the robots that robots wish they were.
Who here have tough parents?
>Slavic
>Father is an officer in the army
>Used to beat me with a belt when i was younger, make me stand in the corner, or use the wooden spoon / his leg, fuck even my mother did too
>21 now
>He makes me call my mother when I'm at lunch break at work to ask how she is and what shes doing
>Makes me clean my dishes straight after dinner, breakfast etc..
>Inspects my room every few days to make sure it's up to his standards
>Literally
>Have to mop, clean the dust, make the bed, fix my clothes.
>Iron them
>Have to wash my own clothes
>Have to fix the couches, clean the toilets and showers
>Pay my share of the bills
>Only allowed to have 3 minute shower once a day
>Not allowed to skip one shower day, or even brushing my teeth
>Makes me work out with him and do cardio
>Not allowed to wear cologne in the house, only homosexual stuff are allowed when i have my own place.
>Wanted me to be an army guy when i was younger, that was until i decided to drop out of school when he was deployed.
Think hes doing it out of spite.
>>26472679
He want to stick his stinky dinky in your ah ah ah
one day you'll thank him for preventing you from being a dirty little faggot
i wish my parents made me clean up after myself
What are you doing tonight, robots?
Listening to anything?
Watching anything?
Eating anything?
Watching Angel Densetsu and drinking tea
Maximum comfy to be honest phamily
Not much anon, just lying in bed about to go to bed. I have work tomorrow morning, I work retail, so I'm not looking forward to seeing all these happy couples buy condoms and flowers...
Probably gonna come home tomorrow and keep convincing myself I'm not worth it.
>Lights off
>Space heater turned up to 75
>Strong iced coffee
>Music
>Apologize for my mistakes instead of blame them on others
>Suddenly people aren't all awful demons
It's totally worth it
>>26472603
really, that worked for you?
I was a kid who could do nothing right and constantly got the "stop saying you're sorry" comment
I don't know what you think we're like on this board but I do know it's totally inaccurate
>>26472633
that's because you were fated to be a loser, sorry you got dealt a shitty hand but eh life's not a walk in the park pal dont like it take a fuckin walk
>>26472696
nah fuck you, I'm improving at breakneck speed. now I can feel good about blaming others for problems that aren't actually my fault
who /buysporn/ here?
It seems like a waste of money but it pales in comparison to other habits of mine so I don't care. I can't speak for addicts though. You can't find everything for free either, it's nice having the luxury of choice. Also have some OC.
You can find anything if you look hard enough. ANYTHING. Buying just seems like a waste of money.
>>26472462
I buy porn. Some niches, some nicer asian. I have some particular needs when it comes to my porn.e.g. no dicks in my porn please. And keep dildos and strapons and phallic shit to a minimum.
I will pay up for really niche fetish stuff that is hard/impossible to find for free, otherwise..
>paying for porn
You are on deathrow and you get to choose your method of execution. Which method do you prefer?
http://strawpoll.me/6812123
>>26472365
>tfw no stoning
>>26472365
firing squad desu, at least its honorable and quick
>>26472365
as the majority have voted, firing squad is the best method
traditionally the firing squad was reserved for the honorable and heroic whereas the gallows and beheading were for the rest
>can't pass driver's knowledge test
>feel like a retard
>everyone is calling me a retard here
>do a bit of research
>most states have like 20 question tests
>mine has 50, need 40 right to pass
>not being able to drive is a prime reason why I'm a robot
>my fucking face when
>>26472280
>be me
>shit at memorizing
>didnt pass drivers tester
>2 times
>whatever Im a Hikki so I don't need to go anywhere...
I wish I could. It would make a lot of things easier, I wouldn't pay that much either because my parents think I'm a loser so would help me out on the payments
MY FUCKING GOD I FEEL YOU
i want to drive so bad, but i just cant pass that goddamn test. FUCK NJ AND FUCK CHRIS CHRISTIE WITH HIS FATASS. I wonder if getting my license would be easier in Pennsylvania
>>26472361
you from the NJ too?
cool man
Do you guys ever stop being lazy?
If yes,how are you guys doing it?
meth all day
There is no cure, only successively greater concessions can be made against the true nature of intelligence - laziness
>>26472415
did you read that off a picture of a guy in a duster and a fedora?
So how's that Valentine's Day depression going /r9k/?
have a qtp2t gf that hate valentines so watched wes anderson movies after getting drunk at her valentines day formal and having loud sex. damn i really like my life right now. Thanks /fit/ :)
>first year out of mom's house
>first valentine's day with a gf
>mom decides to make lasagna and insists that I invite gf to come eat lasagna (after all, GRANDMA will be there!!)
who gives a shit? fuck
you robots bitch that everyone makes a big deal out of it whilst you do exactly the same.
ITT: Post your worst nightmare
I'll start
>go to get haircut
>barber starts talking to me
>have to sell car
>person would want to haggle
>will let them drive the price down just so I don't have to interact with them any more
>still being alive at age 40
>grill sits next to you on the bus
> changes seats immediately
Or
>my regular barber is a grill
>heeeeyy so do you have a gf yet
Where does the energy your body houses go when you die?
>>26471966
I mean, it could go a lot of places
probably to the bacteria decaying your body first
>>26471966
>>26472005
Cute thread.
I stare into the face of darkness...
>>26471966
the air motes deliver it to babies
Do people actually wear fedoras with anime/video game T-shirts or is that just a le epic maymay?
>>26471960
They do, though at this point I have a hard time telling if they're doing it to be "ironic" or not.
No there are legitimately people that have zero social awareness. Just go to any engineering faculty at a university and you'll come across a few.
>>26471960
I've seen one person doing this. He stopped it like two years ago though.
Why do people always turn me into the butt of the joke when around multiple people and groups?
Why do normies do this just to make themselves look better/me look shittier?
This is probably the biggest reason as to why I issolate myself socially, how normies will make me look shit in a humorous way, just to place me on a lower pedestal for their own gain.
>>26471730
Iktf robro
It's honestly because they don't have anything else to talk about and you're an easy way for them to have something in common and have demselves a giggle m8
It's a pretty shitty thing to do to a person to be honest
>>26471730
It's a shitty thing to do but people feel the need to elevate themselves in social situations and they will go for the weakest and easiest target. I'm guessing you never come back with any insults or anything?
>>26471730
Some people wind up in that spot. It's usually people who let themselves get walked on.
The sensible thing to do is fire shots back at them. Laugh, play along, say something about fucking their mom.
Does life really need to be so horrible?
"And then, life wasn't made to be easy on folks: they wouldn't ever have any reason to be good and die."
Horrible is only a point of view.
Read some Daoism, Buddhism or just plain philosophy if you can't handle life at the moment.
Got to use dem mental gymnastics to justify living, anon.
Only when you're in an extremely unhealthy marriage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh-USn_USGw
The doctors want to do ECT on me for my depression. It's basically where they shock my brain to induce a seizure a few times, then that makes me feel better for some reason. Anyone else had this done to them? Did it work?
>mfw hundreds of volts of electricity hit my brain
Dude fuck that idk about you but I wouldn't let some Doctor play Zeus, Lord of Lightning on my brain
according to my psych class it works
>>26471678
You completely misunderstand and misrepresent the procedure. It's a magnet, not jumper cables attached to your earlobes. The magnet stimulates portions of your brain which are less active because of depression, which leads to feeling better. It's a completely noninvasive outpatient procedure and takes very little time to do, so don't make it seem like he's giving you a lobotomy.
