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What's an easy way to get a lot of jail time without actually hurting anyone?
>>26469110
>caring about hurting others
Give a hand-written note to your banker asking for all their money.
>>26469110
>>26469146
This is a good answer
Wanna talk with me? Brokenstrings89 on skype or brokenstrings899 on kik
This woman breaks into your house and demands that you respect women or she will empty the magazine into your head. What will you do?
>>26468961
Tell her she's a giant slut who can go fuck herself.
>>26468961
>"ok"
>she goes away
>proceeds to open 4chan and swear at roasties
>>26468961
Well I don't really want to get shot in the head so I guess I'd just suck her cock
we reached the image limit on the last one:
>>26446066
Look at this comic I made, is it good? Should I do more? What else should I do?
>>26468605
Meh... It was ok. You came close to the I AM SILLY template there but steered away just in time.
I'd make the guy come off less preachy and more geniuine curious and kind of stumbles with the same conclusion by asking questions
>On June 3, 1968, radical feminist writer Valerie Solanas shot Andy Warhol
>Solanas was arrested the day after the assault. By way of explanation, she said that Warhol "had too much control over my life." She was eventually sentenced to three years under the control of the Department of Corrections.
>>26468828
Oh okay.
Does anyone here have a tumblr? i would love to see the tumblrites get pissed off when I posted this image.
Lets start a twitter hashtag where we say vaginal birth is pedophilia.
#CSECTIONNOPEESECTION
cmon you goddamn faggots this is gonna be absolute MADNESSS
>>26468590
topkekarooni
>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18
sage
Who /small dick/ here?
>tfw no female would ever settle for less than 7inches
>>26468508
>people still believe this when lesbians have reported to have more satisfying sex than heterosexual couples
>>26468508
I swear to god last night I dreamed this same shit
>Walk into a bedroom
>There are 3 qts and 2 guys
>I CONFIDENTLY approach the one free qt on the bed
>Push her over and kiss her while playing with her pussy
>I am somehow conscious of my penis size, so I keep my crotch off her
>She turns me over and gets on top of me to start grinding
>She feels how small my penis is
>"Sorry this won't work"
>I tell her "It'll feel great I promise"
>She pushes me and joins one of the guys with a qt
>wake up
NOT EVEN IN MY DREAMS
>>26468562
>12 inch dildos to satisfy each other
Can someone be my friend please
A-am I good enough for you?
>>26468251
Sure. What are your hobbies and interests?
What do friends do?
How do you be friends with someone?
What are adderalls like? Does it make you focus to do your work?
The downside is when you get off the stuff you become a brain dead zombie and not capable of replicating a useful thought process when attempting work.
>>26468178
What if I already am a brain dead zombie. Seems like only a plus for me.
How is the easiest way to get adderall
>Will you be my Valentine, anon?
T R A P
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>>26468083
doesn't she do krokodil now?
>>26468166
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Get out
>most of the normies i knew/know had very little or no sexual relationships
>i had tons of different girls
>i'm not even a normie and never was one
>not even a chad
>mfw
Diagnosed psychopath here,it is indeed true that we are the most attractive people.
you're not special, you're just a husk
post a pic, if you come even close to me i'll let you in on the real life of a psychopath
I'm sorry OP. Hope you get all the help you need. I can't imagine anything more horrible than having no emotions. I would rather have aids than being a psychopath.
I work out and lifts everyday when I am supposed to be Chad Thundercock? No Stacey's are chasing my dick.
>>26467972
you can't out lift genetics
>>26468093
beautiful words anon, almost make me wanna kill myself, thanks again, genes.
>>26468147
just lift anyway. what else are ya gonna do?
tfw you will never fuck this high school teacher
>>26467968
i'll never fuck ANY high school teacher, one more isn't going to make me feel anything
Maybe not that one but a high school teacher, sure.
i teach high school
my coworkers are disgusting
Would you orbit pic related?
She's 20 and has a bf but I'm pretty sure I'd have a decent chance with her if they broke up.
>>26467895
no
there is nothing more disgusting than an orbiter
>>26467945
But without her I literally have zero chances of having sex or getting a gf.
>>26467994
(thread slowly 404s)
Monday is approaching fast, wagecuck.
Tick
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This thread won't catch this late on a Saturday, the wagies are all out drinking away their pathetic lives.
>>26467937
Can't say i blame them. I'd probably drink myself to death too if i was as cucked as wagies.
monday is president's day, so I have off.
maybe next week lmao.
Why are anime girls so cute
>>26467802
Don't question it, just accept it anon.
>>26467802
so jap can make more $$$$
>>26467802
Why are anime girls so smug?
Is it a good idea to show up to a party with a pizza, or will people think I'm a tryhard fag?
>seeking social guidance from /r9k/, the board home to pissjuggs and shitsocks
Do it. Who doesn't like pizza? Might earn you some points with the normies.
>>26467739
why don't you ask them
