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>Match with 8/10 qt two weeks ago
>All day, she responds right away
>Ask for her #, doesn't respond for a day saying she's not used to giving her # on Tinder
>Ok, fine
>Invite her to a party the next weekend
>She wants to go at first, but then tells me she got called into work
>Responses become days apart, but she's still talking to me
>Gave her my number and she didn't text me, but is still talking to me on Tinder
Should I just unmatch her at this point? I tried meeting up with her, getting her # and giving mine and none of that worked, but she's still talking to me.
Also, I was thinking that it's a troll account but her instagram is linked up and it looks legit.
she's not an 8/10
it's a man my nigga
Just ignore her until she actually wants you. I'm fairly certain she can sense your desperation.
Is Valentines day the most cruel day in the year?
>>26460948
it's just another economic money grabbing holiday.
it doesn't mean anything. The people that fall for this shit are so retarded it's not even funny. Just another excuse
I'm taking my girlfriend to her favorite restaurant tomorrow, she's vegan, and then I'm going to netflix and chill. Not even a big deal anon
>>26461024
Are you here just to laugh at me?
>>26460987
Long Asshole Smasher
>tfw Nana finds your piss wig
>yfw peepaw finds your pube purse
>tfw mom finds your booger wall
>tfw dr pavel finds your big guy
Is Kona-chan a robot or a failed normie?
Does r9k have a -tan or is it pepe?
>>26460884
A full blown normie.
>>26460896
It's Wojak
Is it true that Anime cons have massive fuck fests at the hotel rooms?
>>26460758
Yes, but most of the girls are autist psychopaths and about half of them are greasy shits.
>>26460758
If they don't, this rumor should be spread so that it happens.
Yes it's true. It's the reason why they cosplay as sluts. They have to advertise the goods.
However only Chads are allowed to participate.
Why would any girl want to be your gf?
Even if you were a girl, you wouldn't look twice at a guy who resembled the current you
Girls are picky and hold out for Chad. ;_;
They are unattractive and desperate like they think I am, but in reality I am not, because I am a robot
>>26460593
That's objectively untrue
I have known quite a few girls who have expressed interest, from afar many do see me as a potential mate
It's just that I'm incredibly socially anxious, and avoidant
>be a stem major they said
>it's the only way they said
>it's totally worth it they said
I fucking hate my classes and do nothing but work.
I want to kill myself everyday.
Fuck this shit, I'm running away to a commune in Hawaii.
I've came to the realization that if this is the life I get the last thing I want to do is spend it behind a textbook.
>>26460467
But anon, don't you just loooove maths? It's so fun ;^)
You only work hard when you're in school. Once you've graduated you can do 1hr of work/day and the rest just shooting the shit with coworkers.
>I don't wanna work hard, I just wanna play vidya and shitpost all day
I know that feel, but if you drop out of school, you'll regret it HARD later. I guarantee it.
Why haven't you learned to lucid dream yet?
>More immersive than VR will ever be
>Can do anything you want
>Available right now
>Free
>>26460463
Didnt read that but sauce? Or moar pics like this
>>26460463
tried every night for like a month, never worked
had it happen one morning when i took a nap on my couch, but as soon as i realized i was in a dream i woke up
it's not real
at least not in the way people describe it
>Schizoid Robot
>sit in front of the class with 2 desk but no one sit with me
>a cute girl suddenly come to me and sit with me
>No eyes contact and physical interaction
>too afraid to talk to her
Kinda interested in her
What should I do?
>>26460268
uhhh talk to her?
Or just smell her and hope she doesn't notice. Girl smell is the greatest.
>>26460268
>>Schizoid Robot
>Kinda interested in her
story's got some holes in it already
pray that the shizophrenia doesnt hit you harder later in life and also stop self diagnosing yourself you're not a special flower and also just stop thinking about it, if you try to be clever youll come off as a robot just be a human
HELP!
My Grandpa want's to come to our house, i am a filthy neet and everything is half rotten and dirty, we destroyed almost all doors in brother vs sister bashing.
Now he want's to come and stay here for 2 days, we don't even have a functional bedroom for him that isn't infested with roaches and dirt.
He comes because he want's to buy me things, a new couch and shit, but if he sees this mess here..oh god.
He comes only because i told him i need money for a new couch paint for the walls and new carpets, as you can tell this is a lie, i just want to buy more neet stuff, like a new pc, and one thing not neety, a fence for my garden, so i can get outside withouth people looking at me.
He want's to go fucking OUT with me, to an restaurant, and wandering in the woods, wtf..i can't do this, i have fucking anxiety! But he will make me do it..shit.
He want's me to be a normie like him robots! What should i do?
My house is so fucked up, he buyed it for me.
He will go insane and beat me to death, he is 88 but an alpha and fit as fuck. He even lifts weights and is gaming on Nintendo DS, i know he is a great grandfather, but i am scared that he hates me forever if he sees this shithole ive created.
I love him, what should i do? He thinks i should work and all this stuff, and he is very disapointed about me.
If he sees this, and if i tell him i can't get out with him he will fucking kick me out of this house shieeet.
What should i do? I don't know what to tell him to not come, he knows all my filthy little lies.
Please help me :(
>>26460243
y dont u just die?
Sounds like you literally have to kill yourself. Or, try running away. You're completely, completely, completely fucked.
>>26460287
How do you think i got this fucking house? I wanted to kill myself, swallowed too much pills but someone found me and they pumped everything out in the hospital, after that my grandparrents gave me everything, but i ain't changing, i am a filthy worthless neet that need's to be gassed, i live in germany, so it's even worse, refugees are making my life hard enough, now i have to deal with this shit too, try living nextdoors to an refugee camp, or hall, a former handball hall, it's just 500 meters away it's the hell, but thank god i have doberman that protects me. They are scared too hell if they see him.
Do you honestly believe if not for feminism you would have a gf?
>>26460223
No, I'm too much of a social autist to ever get a gf.
>>26460223
No. What does that even mean?
I don't blame others for my shortcomings.
No.
If anything sex and relationships is where the whole feminism thing falls apart. Women only want chad after all.
Its funny. The biggest feminist I know is dating the biggest misogynist I know. The amount of shit talking women I have done with him in private is staggering - and she thinks he is the nicest most compassionate and pro equality guy there is. Any guy with common sense keeps his opinions to himself in relationships.
I actually have a gf because I settled for a 4/10. Ive had a gf before who was an 8/10 and let me tell you, it was fucking hell. I was such a beta cuck because I was so afraid of losing her because I knew she was too good for me.
Now I have a gf that i am far too good for and I can actually be myself without worrying. She tries so hard with me and is so appreciative to even have me.
Guys the key to happiness is to date an ugly girl who has a crush on you. I am not joking. Eventually no matter how hot a girl is the sex gets almost tiresome with any girl - after a couple years banging a 4/10 is just as good as an 8/10.
How does one stop being attracted to women? And I don't mean one woman, but all women.
Talk to one for 5 whole minutes.
physical attraction? You can't. You're hard-wired for it. Just masturbate and be done with it.
emotional attraction? Realize what it is YOU want out of that relationship and realize what it is that THEY want out of the relationship and don't lie to yourself either way.
>>26459980
>How does one stop being attracted to women?
I don't think it's possible to rewire one's sexuality. I grew up a repressed faggot, and despite every effort not to be a faggot, I always was and always will be a faggot. I'm sure straight sexuality is just as hardwired. Sorry, OP.
Maybe you could adopt some kind of prison mentality, though. Lots of straight guys don't mind scoring from other men on Grinder or craigslist. You just have to find a faggot who doesn't mind being used without reciprocation. Shouldn't be that difficult...
#Bringbackmactonight Post all your mac tonight material right fucking hear
*here (inb4 mobile fag)
>>26459914
frail snail is the superior meme
>>26459914
thank you for not saying moon man. it makes me rage.
What other robots out there got their girlfriends sweet gifts for Valentine's Day??
>robots
>their girlfriends
REEEEEEEEEEEE
white hands and a brown face, what sorcery is this.
>>26459878
>having a girlfriend
Worst choice you can ever make
I cant believe i let you guys red pill me. i made an online dating account i now have plans with a 19 year old qt on valentines day and chatting with another 18 qt on the side.
i even dropped my spaghetti and it was ok. looks like i might not become a wizard after all
Tf no valentine :'(
eharmony is free this weekend. what site to you use? ib4tinder
>>26459819
Which network you went to?
