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Online communities are an expression of loneliness
>>26456936
We know that
>>26456936
friendships are a fear of lonliness
I'm sorry you feel that way. I personally just like to relate to other misanthropes. I'd be purely content living in a comfy cabin in the woods somewhere with all my creature comforts. And then choosing when I want to socialize.
Weekends already over, slaves
Mere hours until you're back at work
Good luck!
>>26456855
It's Saturday afternoon anon.
GMT here.
I don't have a weekend anyway as I invest online and make average 3000 per month and work when I want where I want
>>26456855
Thisalmost was a short weekend.
>>26456855
New blanket?
Who else looking forward to death here? I believe in reincarnation anyways.
Can't kill me, I'm already dead.
If you believe in reincarnation, why are you still alive? It makes more sense to reroll for a chance at a better life.
>>26456816
If you commit suicide you have to take another birth. If you die the right way you can transcend material existence and never have to be born again.
On average, what time do you sleep/wake-up?
What are your reasons for doing so?
>play dota until 4am
>wake up at 12pm midday warmth, super comfy
>dota
Welcome to 2006
>fall asleep at around 2am
>get up at 11
My sleep is ina +4 hour sleep cycle. Each day I fall asleep four hours later than usual, sometimes I stay up for 24 hours due to misery.
The reason it's fucked up is due to clinical depression lasting a few years, I'm just regular depressed but the fucked up sleep cycle stuck with me. My body has no internal clock and my sleeping has been like this for ten years now.
>mfw people tell me they have insomnia but are able to fall asleep fast and easy, just have been up one or two nights till 1 am or some shit
It takes me two to four hours to fall asleep, I get so incredibly tired, my eyes hurt, body is weak, yet my mind refuses to let me sleep, it's like I'm incapable of it, I just lay awake, no bad thoughts, no anxiety, absolutely nothing. As if being aware that I'm awake keeps me awake.
>tfw you order water at restaurants and your family makes fun of you
ITT: onlyamericanthings
>tfw mommie let you exchange GBP for $$$
Get iced tea instead. It's actually super autistic and disrespectful to get water when you go out to a restaurant with someone. Also waiters hate it(this isn't even a meme, do a quick google search)and will spit in your drink.
Why do so many fags on this site care about valentine's day?
I didn't even know when it was until people here started non-stop whining about it.
Aren't you used to being alone? Aren't you isolated from the world anyway? So why would it be any different than any other day. You don't even have to deal with normies rubbing it in because, by isolating yourselves, you don't have to deal with normies at all.
So why do you care?
Because they are failed normalfags and all they can do is whine about stupid shit.
Its the annual celebration of >tfwnogf
>>26456829
>not celebrating it every day
as expected of animeposting scum
How bout a 25+ thread?
>tfw reading the Gunsmith Cats manga on a saturday morning after a long week of work
>tfw did the same last night
>just don't care about getting a gf or maintaining a social life
This thread will be deleted, guaranteed
Reading VNs in Japanese and playing doto
Tfw doing jack fucking shit with my life
POLL - What is the average height of robots?
Round up over half an inch. Round down is below half an inch.
I'll start. I'm 5' 9.75". So I'm 5'10 on the poll.
Time to confirm our beliefs, /r9k/.
>>26456635
post link you faggot
unoriginal comment mfw
>>26456635
5'11
originalecommentario
>>26456635
6 feet
unorginal meme
Be honest, robots: Would you like to be a normie?
Nah, I just want to be loved by somone who is equally as pathetic, and hates people as much as I do
>>26456517
Some aspects of normie live are fine, most are horrible. No one is 100% robot or 100% normie, just choose those aspects that you are down with.
>>26456517
All I want is a woman who would be loyal and doesn't need endless materialistic things. I'm aware enough that the happiest I'd ever be is in a quiet life with a few kids that I can ignore the world with.
But nowadays that makes me sort of an anti-normie. It's weird.
who /fat/ here?
>300 lbs
>sweaty all the time
>my breasts are bigger than my moms
>children laugh at me
>nobody wants to employ me
why live?
>>26470723
I weigh 310 and life is pretty ok. I'm respected at my job and my gf of 3 years is lying next to me, asleep. Shits awwwrrriigghhhtt.
but will u post ur midriff
>>26470723
I'm only around 250, so I have a bit of ways to go. I still get really tired from even walking to the bathroom though.
Do you like tsunderes that are compulsive liars?
if they are cute
>>26456506
I think a 3D tsundere would be annoying as fuck.
>>26456545
3D is always annoying.
Why in fuck's name is it so hard for females to just be honest?
I am completely fine with accepting everything about girls except for this, it drives me up the fucking wall. If you don't like me or don't feel the same then fine, it's not a big deal, but why can't you just tell the truth and stop with all the stupid bullshit that puts the onus on me to be the bad person? Why do women avoid taking even the smallest, most meaningless responsibilities?
Tells me she wants to break up, I tell her I still love her, she says all that fucking "I love you in a different way" shit then gets angry and offended at me for not accepting her offer to "stay friends"
I just want death, so fucking sick of girls and this existence
they are life's living contrarians.
they won't give you what you want just because you want it, that's it.
like how they can never ever be wrong, even though they are a lot.
Yeah I've noticed women have no problem at all lying if they think they have a reason to do so. They have little to no concept of honesty
>>26456502
honestly is a male concept. its all about status. for a male to be honest it proves he is trustworthy within a warrior group and also that he can take the slings and arrows that come with that. its honorable.
with women they have different rankings altogether, they don't have the concept of honour. it means very little in female groups. they will always lie and manipulate to retain rank among female peers, its an entirely different ranking system.. in fact, to provide drama and gossip in a female group is to provide value because they get off on emotional drama. so its in their interest to lie and create drama.
I'm going to be kicked out tonight, robots. Any advice on how to prepare for my happening?
Whos kicking you out
>>26456485
My bf, he found out I cheated on him
>>26456494
Well isnt karma a bitch?
maybe post tits, that might help
What are NEETs called in your native language?
dole-bludgers
>native language
Hmm.....
nerabtlivkiuchashtitreningovki
There's no way anyone could find a more reddit-tier cuck university. Every girl that goes to MUN is a feminazi roastie whore. Every guy that goes to MUN is a Chad unless he's taking some incel degree like Comp Sci.
So glad I dropped out of that fucking place.
University hate thread?
>not going to based SEC school
I was expelled a semester and a half before graduating because I was arrested. My life has slowly gotten worse since
>>26456504
What were the charges bro? In my degree program everyone hated my guts and no one even spoke to me. Then you had to be teased all day by all the hot pieces of ass walking around and listen to them giggle and hit on Chads.
Fucking normies.
