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What would it take to make a perfect world?
>>26455484
Genocide of all non-white people
Prolly like ten bucks
>>26455484
The absence of intelligent life.
Im a fucking idiot.
I have a thing for my coworker. Were both 18 and have never had an SO. I told my friends ex girlfriend and she starts blabbing on and now everyone knows. She knows that someone likes her but no one will spill the beans that its me. I can't ask her out because she'll know its me, and that I'm a pussy who couldn't talk to her first.
Please kill me
>>26455426
>coworker
>being a wagecuck
stopped REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEading there.
get out
>>26455426
Are you sure you're 18 this sounds like middle school shit and what the fuck's an SO
>>26455426
We don't give a fuck about your stupid oneitis you little millenial wagecuck faggot
>chubby gf always complaining and crying about how she feels inadequate because she's not as hot as her QT Stacy sister
>gets even more upset when I suggest working out with me if it bothers her so much
Why are women so stupid?
>>26455413
>thinking your gfs sister is QT
>not telling her she's the hottest
>suggesting to work out when she's already vulnerable
>>26455467
>thinking your gfs sister is QT
I can't help it, she's gorgeous. My gf would look like that too if shed just lose a couple pounds.
>not telling her she's the hottest
Other than before we were officially dating where she first showed me a picture of her sister while we were drinking and I mentioned she was good looking, I haven't said a thing about it.
>suggesting to work out when she's already vulnerable
Well, what else do you do about insecurities like that? Doesn't it make sense to fix them if they bother you that much?
>>26455467
Triggered you sjw cuck? OP wasn't in the wrong to suggest working out if she has a poor body image it just goes to show that she's not looking to improve herself only her validation. She's not willing to make any positive changes to better herself she just wants people to coddle her and tell her "b-but you're not fat you're thick and sexy girl! Don't ever change!"
would you fuck your moms female friend?
>asking a bunch of thirsty degenerate virgins
>expecting "no"
cmon son
>>26455405
No, they are all butt ugly, stupid and old.
Yes. Growing up I thought I had no chance with girls my own age so I jacked off to the thought of boning my mom's friends.
Still want to bang a 40 year old but I don't know where to find them
Is there a bigger meme than liking chilli?
>HURR DURR I LIKE THE FEEL OF MY MOUTH BURNING AND NOT BEING ABLE TO TASTE THE OTHER FLAVOURS IN THE FOOD
Please tell me that no one actually likes this sorry excuse for a vegetable
>>26455308
>stop liking what I don't llke
Do you eat them whole or something
>>26455308
Chilies confirmed most alpha vegetable known to man:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11293112/Men-who-like-spicier-food-are-alpha-males-with-higher-levels-of-testosterone-French-report-claims.html
why do guys with qt gfs seem so happy?
Because we have qt gfs.
>>26455236
because you literally evolved to have a gf
if you don't have one, you feel pain until you do
Her bf looks like a White Knight kind of person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7A-HkpiiMQ
> windows vista
> caveman
>>26455147
My grandad still uses his Windows 95 daily.
>>26455328
This is what I'm afraid of. Becoming an old man with my computer that was cutting edge 30 years ago when everybody else switches to cyberneural networks or some shit
I miss XP tbf
Why do dick & balls from this angle look so damn alluring?
I am not even fucking gay? At least I am pretty sure I'm not.
>Why do dick and balls look so damn alluring?
>I am not gay
>I am not even fucking gay? At least I am pretty sure I'm not.
it's okay if youre gay anon, i dont mind.
>That feel when seeing a man cum from that angle
Not gay though.
Is Rustlers considered robot food?
Also robot food thread.
Apparenty the trick is to toast the bun, I don't have a toaster so I'm gonna toast the bun on the frypan.
>>26454959
Give cooking the finger?
Cooking in fun! Is this the kind of advertising that actually works in America?
Sincerely, a Eurofag.
>>26455320
>in America
>price is in GBP
>Literally displaying L
>no $ symbol
M8 pls.
>>26455320
Rustlers is from the UK
Sincerely, an American who had never heard of rustlers so I went to Google
>girl jokingly tells me she's smarter than me
>reply "what's your opinion on existentialism and Nietszche's philosophy?
>"forget it i was just kidding"
fedoric
>>26454951
>Nietzsche
Babby's first philosophy
>tfw know such much pointless trivia from the internet and vidya people believe I'm smart
>Tfw no japanese gf
Feels pretty fucking bad man
hnnnnnng why did you have to remind me
>No japanese gf to make me chocolates for valentine's day
What's the point of living in this cruel heartless world?
literally sitting 5 metres from an 8.5/10 Nippon qt right now and have been for two hours. I managed to talk to her for maybe ten minutes
Now that the robot has been turned on
>>26454727
Has it made any difference to you?
Do you like it?
Do you regret it?
its annoying and hasnt improved the post quality
its too easy to get around, while still being too much of a hassle
>>26454734
who would thought /m/ would save the day
How does R9k feel about the Moon? Would you want to go if you could?
yes
i want to ride a dirtbike on the moon
>>26454646
>i want to ride a dirtbike on the moon
Jesus, that's an obscure rad harrowing feel if I ever read one.
Fuck man, that stings.
>>26454583
Yeah, I'd like to go to the moon
I'd lay the foundations for a new country there.
Free of muslims, niggers, jews, sjw's, liberals and other undesirables
Can someone please explain why this bearded beta constantly needs to show off the girls he's paid to sleep with him and even worse, why people actually think he's awesome?
no idea
noideabloxxx
small man syndrome
>>26454519
If he can do it, more power for him.
I asked /adv/ but they were being normies again and told me to be myself. So I'll ask you guys instead.
Does anyone on here have or had elevator shoes?
I'm thinking about buying a pair but I'm a bit skeptical. Do they really work or do others notice?
>elevator shoes
fucking autistic and uncomfy tbqh
how tall are you?
From what I remember of seeing a picture of someone wearing them, it can be pretty obvious if the pant legs aren't covering the back of them a little.
>>26454465
5'10 king of the manlets. I was hoping to be able to boost it to 6'
