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Write a song for me, /r9k/, and I'll perform it for you.
bump for meme lyrics
i hate indians
sometimes my loincloth falls in the shitter
sometimes my poo just sits in the loo
sometimes my brother spews in the kitchen
sometimes i don't know what to do
i drink some water
i go to bed
i dream a dream
i wish i'm dead
i dream a dream
an ashes test
is mine to win
my very best
sometimes my sister eats the spaghetti
sometimes my washing blows off the pole
sometimes my ebay order arives late
sometimes my father ravages my hole
i drink some water
i go to bed
i dream a dream
i wish i'm dead
i dream a dream
i can't contest
just end it now
my last request
my last request
my last request
an ashes test
my last request
my last request
my last request
an ashes test
my last request
So I fell asleep while masturbating home alone, and I left the porn window open. Normally this is no issue. I'm an adult, live with my wife and we have a 1 year old daughter.
The problem was that I was jerking off to Geiger counter.
My wife seemed to think it was funny, and went through the material. She woke me up screaming and calling me a sick fuck, and told me to get out of the house.
I don't know how to fix this. I'm not a sick person, nor am I a pedo. It was just a spur of the moment thing. Its almost midnight and I'm at a 7/11 typing this on my phone, freezing my balls off.
I don't know where I'm going with this either, I just know this is the board where all the human suffering stories get posted, so I thought I'd share.
>>26449431
>Geiger counter
What?
>>26449472
H-manga about a loli getting raped. Pretty tame as far as loli-raping goes.
http://exhentai.org/g/662160/f4abe60743/
newbie drinkiner here
how do you know if you are DRUNK? i mean ive had beer a few times and i cant tell when im just tipsy vs actually drunk. at what point can I say "yes, im drunk"
right now i feeel crushingly lonely and depressed. is that the drunk stage? or is it a litttle beyond that?
>>26449361
you're drunk when you go piss and then when you look in the mirror while washing your hands you just start giggling to yourself
but also shit starts to feel way more floaty past a certain point
When you stumble a little while walking.
When you start feeling you can do shit you wouldn't normally do. (dance, stand on something etc..)
Depression is buzzed.
>>26449361
You're drunk when you start declaring to people how drunk you are.
Okay chumps. I'm making a chart but need your help. What do we put as the first, most basic level of irony?
>>26449351
>hey guise let's make a meme :^)
>he guys help me create funny oc to share :^)
put yourself on all levels
>>26449351
Stage I: Simple Irony.
I.e. stupid things like a fire house catching fire or police station getting robbed
>>26449390
I'm not making a meme I am doing this for science, you uncultured swine.
This is for posterity.
Hello guys.
Post the type of girl you are attracted to as well as the level of difficulty in finding such girl in your area.
I'll start
>pic related
>difficulty level: Legendary
>>26449044
>actively looking for a succubus
lol
what type is that? one with two mums?
>>26449044
>without the piercings of course
/WhoThinkingAboutHerHere/
There was this Girl that left my school a while ago and I can't stop thinking about her.
I think she's very beautiful and it hurts inside.
thinking about big black dick tbf
>>26448729
Did you at least talk to her?
>>26448904
Just a few words,didn't have many classes together
Hello guys.
Ask a 23 year old portuguese kissless virgin anything
how old are you?
OCOCOC
virgintugal
>>26448727
>be european
>somehow can't get laid
What the fuck man? I went over there last year and I had girls from all over the place trying to get my dick. >>26448727
Hey everybody, how are you all doing? I'm doing good, just sitting at home, listening to Dragonforce and preparing for a night of shitposting and vidya. No gf but at least I got a few friends to chat with via skype.
>>26448591
no friends at all, but i got alcohol and im playing FFIX so shit's alright i guess
>>26448591
Currently im listening to some vaporwave and looking at pictures of a honda cbr haha lame.
>>26448591
>I got a few friends to chat with via skype.
You luckynormie. I wish I could be you.
How can a NEET like me become Minister for Propaganda like Goebbels?
I have an IQ of 147, dropped out of college, suffer from severe depression and I've read a ton of literature and many historical texts.
If you're so smart then how come you're a failure?
>>26448487
I am wicked depressed and am "addicted" to sleeping pills(I'm not really addicted I could quit if I wanted, but I just dont see a reason to), sleep 12 hours a day, and dont want to be a wagecuck, I want a meaningful career
Also I get anxiety and hear people in the distance "calling my name" whenever Im awake so I dont leave the house often
Just start a PR company
You're use to shitposting and spamming shit threads.
So you've got some train yur ng already.
Just need to learn SEO b2b networking and graphic design.
Facebook twitter and other forums and social media are a must and google ad sense .
If you become good enough some political campaigns might hire you.
I think you need to be in the military to work on recruitment posters and the like.
Being a woman or a trans/trap helps too. Mainly to protect against SJW propaganda.
What on God's green Earth did they mean by this, /r9k/?
Except for maybe the weapons bit, I think literally everyone on this board qualifies.
Stay away from someone showing signs of alienation...kek
>Freshman year of HS
>Draw violent pictures in my school notebook
>get called into counselor's office
>ask why I'm interested in school shootings
>start crying because i'm 99% sure I'm about to be arrested
>don't get arrested
>just humiliated terribly by having my parents called in
Still scarred all these years later.
Neets everywhere on the suicide watch list.
Whoever wrote this must have been deep in the NEETdom, cause it's so accurately detailed and spot on. That lasts panel in particular is so true it HURTS.
>>26448570
Nothing about this is true, you cuck.
>>26448740
either you're a faux neet or are living in denial. 9.5/10 neets would say this is absolutely true
>tfw going to jail soon
anyone got tips for a robot on how to survive?
>find the biggest, most intimidating inmate
>become his bitch
>gain protection at the low price of having your asshole reuglarly pounded
Let's get the inevitable out of the way.
Why?
>>26448305
Weld your boipussy up shut so Jamal and Tyrone don't try anything in the showers
I just drove up to the local movie rental spot and realized i have no idea what to rent. I dont have the energy or social capacity to go browse their selection so you guys should suggest me some good movies. Preferably but not limited to comedy or tv. Something i can get drunk and zone out to. Thanks in advance.
Hobo with a Shotgun.
>>26448308
Eh i saw that. Wasnt super impressed. Thanks though.
Plz hurry guys this is weird sitting in the parking lot on 4chin. Dont know why i didnt do this before i left...
>huge videogame backlog
>huge anime backlog
>huge music backlog
>all I want to do is lay here and die
I can't even be a NEET properly.
>>26448257
>300+ games on steam
>havent played 2/3 of them
>havent even installed 1/2 of them
>still keep getting more games
>dont have the money to get video games i want
>not interesting in any anime anymore
>havent found much new music that i really enjoy
enjoy those things while you can anon
you can tell us what your game and anime backlog is and we'll encourage you to play/watch one
We're all going to make it, bros.
>>26448237
The light inside me has faded, am I really alive?
>>26448237
no, honestly I dont see myself living long enough to settle down and make it.
I'll probably end up dead, or in jail trying to kill myself doing something highly illegal but adrenaline inducing as one last joy ride before I do myself in
>>26448237
my 3/10 oneitis hasnt texted me back yet, fuck
